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Chapter8 - On the way


kingnoob:im tired of walking lets take a break!

fancy:we have only taken two steps from the last chapter.

kingnoob:i know thats really far!

??????:hiya!

kingnoob got startled and jumped 50ft in the air then he landed on his head.

kingnoob:that hurt........ who are you?

??????:you dont remember me?(remember that some noob in the first chapter)

kingnoob:no.

chi-chi:will you tell us your name?

??????: oh sorry my name is nubles and this is ooksie my pet monkey.

mic: hey your an elf!!!!!!!

nubles:yah weird glitch huh?

fancy:i'll say.

lee:wanna join our clan?

nubles:sure what about you ooksie?

ooksie:sure.

all but nubles and ooksie:

ooksie:i have a human speak ammy.

abnao: (all but nubles and ooksie) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

kingnoob: put this stuff on.

nubles puts on party hat and rune armour.

nubles:yay im in a clan!!!!!!!!!!!

ooksie throws rune in a furnace and make smaller rune armour and makes a teeny tiny party hat big enough to fit himself.

rat:i'm gonna bite that kingnoob again for fun.

jumps towards kingnoob but ooksie whaps the rat with his tail.

rat: ow!! that is it im starting my own clan!!!!-leaves-

kingnoob:ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ty!

ooksie:np.

fancy:lets staty moving!

mic:yah.

the clan of noob..................

chi-chi,nubles and ookisie:what does that stand for?

no
obedience
or
bathing

now then the clan of noob sets off for arndouge but get held back in tarvelry Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter10 - Camelot a not


ci-chi:ah camelot this is where i was born.

all but chi-chi:

lee:thats real hot.

??????(hiding in bushes)(whispering):lol that group of noobs......except lee and chi-chi.

rat:hello.

?????:who are you?

rat:a fellow hater of kingnoob.

?????:hello my name is griffo.

rat:wanna join my clan we can destroy kingnoob and all of his friends!

griffo:sure like i have anything any better to do.

rat:then lets go.

nubles:wow hopping is so much fun!

ooksie:stop bouncing!

nubles: ok.

kingnoob:so this camelot place is so small and boring!

fancy:ugh you are a noob!

mic:yah he is isnt he?

lee:yah.

chi-chi:THIS ISN'T CAMELOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lee:huh?

chi-chi:look up ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!

the group looks ahead and sees camelot they were in a fake camelot.

mic:uh-oh lets get out of here before..........

kbd:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah now i have you you noobs!

griffo:no one else is going to kill them but me!

kills kbd.

all:ty.

griffo:bye!

lee:that guy is mean.

kingnoob:really he seemed nicer than all of you.

nubles:this guy must be a noob to life or something.

kingnoob:hay i was only born 2weeks ago!

jagex mod:aha you have to be over 13 to play so......

kingnoob:im kidding im 14..

jagex mod: oh ok then.

disapears in a puff of smoke.

all:

so the group travels past camelot towards arndouge. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter11 - The contest in Ardougne


kingnoob:why are all of the cities in runescape so dull except draynor and the barbarian cities?

abk:

mic: ok lets go find the contest entry.

kingnoob:is that it?

chi-chi:thats an angry dog.

sticks hand through fence and dog starts chewing on his hand.

lee: omg! are you ok?

kingnoob:why wouldnt i be it tickles and this dog is really nice.

abk:

contest announcer:contest sign-ups here!

lee:i am going to sign up.

chi-chi:me to.

**(contest announcer):ap ap ap only couple can enter!

lee and chi-chi:married?

ca:yes but the contest doesn't start for another year the winners become king and queen of arndouge.

lee and chi-chi: coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

ca:come back when your married if you do that is you can sign up any time before the contest.

siadam157:i dont remember my script saying that the contest was to be king and queen..........oh well.

fancy:lets go to castle wars i hear that is a fun place!

all but fancy: ok!

nubles:you ready to fight ooksie?

ooksie:i would if you would stop bouncing!

nubles:sorry.

mic:then lets go!

fancy:look out!

the clan moves and a ddp landed where kingnoob was standing.

all:what the?

?????????:grrrrrrrrrrrrr that was my last DDP i will get you all!

fancy: i am going to get him i'll be back!

runs off after mysterious assassin.

kingnoob: ok i forget, was that guy who just started to chase the other guy our friend?

all of arndouge:NOOB!

kingnoob: ow my ears hurt who new such a dull city was so loud! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter12 - Yanille


kingnoob:why do we have to stop!

chi-chi:because your'e hungry...

ooksie:foolish.

lee:exausted...

mic:bored...

nubles:and cool!

mic chi-chi ookise and lee look at nubles.

nubles:aand this is a cool city heh heh.

ooksie:never mind him.

kingnoob:this is an ok city.

lee:and since when are you the city judge?

kingnoob:since tomorrow..........wait that doesnt make sense........since next tuesday.......no no no ok lets try this since next year.......no! thats wrong to ummmmmmmmmmm lets see.........

siradam157:i might as well just shoot myself because it feels like my ears have guns in them!

griffo walks by.

chi-chi:hey your the guy that saved us.

griffo:now i,m the one that is gonna kill you!!!!!!

tries to kill the clan but his sword wont hurt them.

mic:we arent in the wild so you cant hurt us.

kingnoob:yah!

griffo grabs kingnoob digs a whole and buries him.

kingnoob(muffled):cool my face is being eaten by worms!

abk:

griffo sticks sword where kingnoob is but the sord bends and breaks.

griffo:that sword cost me 999,999,999,999gp!

all:gulp.

chase* the group through yanille until he finally trips over evil bob and gets sent to evil bobs lair.

mic:that was a close one!

kingnoob(muffled):uhhhhhh guys could you let me out of the ground please? the worms are starting to nibble at my brain.

mic:i didn't even know he had one.

kingnoob gets dug up and 100% healed.

kingnoob:well then now that thats out of the way lets get moving!

both of his legs break.

kingnoob: or we could stay here a while Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter14 - The castle wars battle(part 1)


mic: ok the game is started spread out and get there flag!

?????????:im on it.

lee:what is your name?

?????????: oh sorry my name is laughing8 but you van call me laugh and these are my partners RainRain and frugooscape but you can call him frugoo.

all in n.o.o.b. clan: hi rainrain and frugoo.

frugoo:hi.

rainrain:whats up?

meanwhile on zamorak...................

rat:hello my two companions.

griffo and evilone:hello boss.

rat:meet my new servants......

three people walk up.

rat:kromnar the goblin.

dante a deadly assassin.

and neon8118(neon) a lethal poison expert.

in the battle feild............

rainrain:so here is my plan we both go inside the enemy base and assult them.

kingnoob:dah ok.

griffo comes up and kills them both.

laugh:you think your'e so funny do ya? well im lvl 130!

griffo:gulp.

kills griffo.

mic:since i'm a monster i'm lvl.........(grows 2467 lvls in two seconds)lvl 3000!

kills 200 people in two hits then steals flag and scores.

all:

neon kills mic with poison.

mic:eck!

neon:lol.

just then griffo had thrown kingnoob towards neon on accident and kingnoob hits neon so hard they both die.

neon: OW!

dante:my turn!

gets stepped on by the KBD!!!!!!!!!!!! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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all:AUGH THE KBD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mic:let me take care of this!

kills the kbd with one hit.

dante:now then.-kills kingnoob-

neon:lol!

laugh kills him.

fancy:ungard!

kills 800 people and scores again.

kingnoob:i'm gonna get the flag and score.

kromnar:lol me kill human

kills kingnoob.

ooksie:lol a goblin.

kills kromnar.

rat walks up with mini dragon armour and ooksie and rat get ina fight.

griffo:grrrrrrrrrrrrr i cant hit this hopping dude.

nubles:lol

stadium blows up.

zezima:where is kingnoob!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

everyone points at dante.

dante:what no im not kingnoob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kills dante and he gets sent back to lumbridge then the stadium fixes itself.

rainrrain:take this you goblin!

takes u** dds and kills kromnar.

kingnoob:lets go win this war............uh-oh.

rat kills him.

chi-chi:leave this to me-captures flag and due to a glitch the sar team get1937465937927848937308405783404780points.

everyone:

the game ends.

noob clan:we won!!!!!!!!!!

laugh.rainrain,frugoo:can we join your clan?

kingnoob:sure put this stuff on.

rainrain:cool uniforms.

frugoo:yah.

laugh:now lets head out! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter16 - Kingnoobs' mini-clan.


kingnoob:so who is in this part of the clan?

fancy:i am.

ooksie:me.

nubles:and me your best friend!

kingnoob:hey jumpy boy do i know you?

abk:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob: okgosh now lets go to.......................uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmm where could we go?

***sie:lets go train some!

nubles sure.

fancy:definetly yes!

kingnoob: ok.

fancy:letsstart with attack strength and defense.

all: ok.

fancy starts killing scorpions in al-kharid and gets to lvl 40.

nubles traains on goblins and gets to lvl 25.

ooksie trains on varrock guards and gets to lvl 106.

kingnoob trains on chickens and dies 849 times(he lost nothing when he died for some reason)

kingnoob:i did better than all of you!

abk look at kingnoob and see he is still lvl 3.

fancy:we all grew lvls.

kingnoob:i cant do anything right!

ooksie knocks him out.

kingnn***:huh where am i? hey a chicken!

walks over to chicken and takes off 1 feather.

gets to lvl 103756593656938566394746394763827293747393729373947347430484

kingnoob:

wakes up.

kingnoob:yay im lvl 1037565936............

abk:you were dreaming you are lvl 3 still!!!!!!

kingnoob:ahhhhhhhhhhh man. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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