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Chapter17 - Lees mini-clan


lee:soooooooooooooooo chi-chi.

mic:not right now you two!

chi-chi:darn.

lee:come on i was just gonna talk to her!

mic:no!!!

lee:fine lets go do something.

chi-chi:like what?

mic:house parties!!!!!!

chi-chi: oh yeah i have a killer house.

chi-chi lee and mic go into chi-chis house.

mic and lee:

house has highest lvl of everything in it.

lee faints.

mic:whoa!

mic leaves.

house starts to swarm with party guests.mic comes back

chi-chi: ok i guess we can have a house party.

mic:ill be in the dungeon.

goes in dungeon cage trap with other mic.

mic:wassup?

other mic:nothing.

lee:chi-chi:your house is amazing!

all:AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chi-chi:why thank you.

mic comes back up.

mic(crying):some one -snivles- stepped on my tiny toe and hurt it real bad!-contines crying-

turns to greater demon and kills person.

mic:thats better.

lee:

player:yo house is tight dawg!

chi-chi:excuse me?

player:yo house is tight dawg!

lee:that form of talk hasn't been made yet! and get away from my chi-chi!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

makes cat noise and kills the player.

chi-chi:good kitty.

lee: purr purr.

chi-chi:house party is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter18 - Laughs mini-clan.


rainrain:why didnt we leave castle wars yet?

frugoo:i told you! laugh wants a couple more tickets!

laugh:come on boys lets go play 1 more round of castle wars!

they join zammy just as the game starts.

laugh:lets go kick some sara but!

saradomin:!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

laugh:not yours.

saradomin: ok.

disapears.

player attacks rainrain.

rainrain a little help!

laugh walks up.

laugh:you messin with myy friend?

player holds up sign that says "help"

gets pawned in one hit.

frugoo:now lets go get that flag!

laugh captures the flag 29 times in 10 minutes.

scoreboard

saradomin zamarak
0 30

(other player scored once)

laugh:to easy!

???: oh really?

frugoo: oh come on how come saradomins team gets the kbd.

kbd:yes it is i the one the magnificent the awesome the upreme the....

laugh uses telethor to camelot spell on kbd.

kbd:waugh!

rainrain: ok lets win!!!!!!!

game ends.

laugh:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frugoo and rainrain:what?

laugh: i finally have enough tickets to buy full cw 3rd rank.

both: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter19 - A short departure is done.


kingnoob:i miss the rest of the clan(walking near port sarim)

fancy and nubles and ooksie:yah.

meanwhile.............

lee:i miss the rest of the clan(walking through draynor)

chi-chi and mic:yah.

meanwhile again.......

laugh:im happy i got this armour!

rainrain and frugoo:we miss the rest of the clan!

laugh: oh yah that ahem (starts wailing like a baby!)(walking through rimmington.

the three groups walk by each other.

kingnoob:hi lee and laugh groups.

keeps walking but the rest of the clan is celabrating that they are back together.

kingnob:wait a second LEE AND LAUGH GROUPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

runs back and gives everyone a hug.

???????????:hey people.

all:who are you?

???????????:im krazyfrog13 but plz call me krazy.

chi-chi:why should we call you krazy?

krazy:because im crazy(walks up close to chi-chi) about you!

chi-chi: oh -blushes-

lee:

waps krazy on the back of the head with a frying pan

siradam157: ok where did u get that!

lee:i logged out went to **** bbought a virtual frying pan and then came back in two miliseconds!

krazy:whoa that hurt.

mic:wanna join our clan?

fancy:yah join.

rainrain:yay new member!

laugh:

frugoo:you dont know if he is going to join.

krazy: ill join if i can wear that stuff and if i can stand close .................to chi-chi.

gets wapped in the back of the head again.

lee:i dont like him!

nubles:tough he is in our clan now.

ooksie:sorry lee.

chi-chi(whispers):dont worry i only like you.

lee(whispers):yes! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter20 - Pest control


kingnoob:now that we are together again what do you want to do?

fancy:lets go to pest control since its so close.

abkaf(and fancy=af):yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob: uh ok

everyone gets on the pest control boat and sets out.

rainrain:this is so exciting!

laugh:calm yourself rainrain.

frugoo:i dont think he has eve done pest control before.

kingnoob falls off boat and drowns then respawns on boat.

kingnoob:that was fun.................................IM GONNA DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jumps off 80 more times before the boat reached pest control.

chi-chi:im scared of this place.

krazy:let me help you then.

lee: oh no you dont!

beats him with a dragon baseball bat.

siradam157: ok i am not even going to ask.

nubles: protect me ooksie!

puts ooksie in front of his face.

ooksie:this is embarasing.

laugh:lets head out!

laugh kills 89577848484567563763747737367567 monsters.

fancy kills 587 monsters.

nubles kills 39 monsters.

ooksie killed 456 monsters.

chi-chi killed 9375 monsters.

krazy killed 5938 monsters.

lee killed 405738 monsters.

rainrain killed 30863 monsters.

frugoo killed 4905730 monsters.

mic killed 123964893729373092829739220109283834723763272028
monsters.

and kingnoob got killed 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times.

abk:i cant believe it kingnoob has broken the games all time death record!

kingnoob: and i burnt down tutorial island i got to be a member for free and i destroyed zezimas house i am so good!

abk: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter21 - The under ground workshop.


group walks into draynor.

kingnoob:now this is an exotic and fancy city!

krazy:why is he such a noob?

ab*ak(and krazy):no one knows.

fancy:hey look there is a trapdoor in this building!

the group goes into the factory.

worker:hey what are you guys and noob doing down here?

kingnoob:which one of us is the noob?

mic slaps head.

chi-chi:we just saw this hole and came down.

worker: oh ok then.

worker2:heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy jhonnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

worker(jhonny):what is it!

worker2:i think yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyou need to take yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyour pillssssssssssssssssssssssss!

johnny: go away you crazy noob!

krazy and kingnoob:hey!

kingnoob:that is so an insult just because crazy is a noob doent mean im crazy!

abk slap heads.

frugoo:can we get somw halloween stuff!

johnny:sure but one thing first.

all:what?

johnny:give me the noob!

abk:huh?

rat and his clan jump out from behind johnny.

rat:give us kingnoob:and you get halloween items galore!

nubles:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

mic: ok.

ooksie: ok.

krazy: ok.

laugh: ok.

frugoo:no we wont have a clan then!

rainrain:no way man!

fancy: ok.

chi-chi and lee:no way kingnoob is our friend!

fancy,laugh,krazy,mic,and ookise: oh yah no way!

rat:very well then we will have to take him from you!

laugh:hold it!

abl(all but laugh):i have one secret weapon.

rainrain: oh no not again im alergic!

laugh takes out a cat.

rainrain:achooooooooooooooooooo!

laugh:go on puss kill the rat.

puss:hiss!

rat: uh-oh run retreat lets get out of here save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

everybody leaves except johnny.

johnny:

they kill johnny with great ease.

johnny ends up with rats clan.

johnny:they will rue this day! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter23 - Getting to ape atoll


fancy:so where is that ape atoll boat again laugh!

laugh:it was right here!

chi-chi:well it isnt now!

lee:im back from the store i got kingnoob a little something!

kingnoob:what what is it!

lee:its.................a 50 lvl up potion!

kingnoob:give me that!

drinks from the vial.

kingnoob:i can feel something!

dramatic music plays then therre is a **** that completely surrounds kingnoob.

kingnoob:i dont feel any differnet.

checks skills.

kingnoob: OMG! i am lvl 51 prayer now!

abk:

laugh:yah now me and you can be invicible from melee and ranged at least some of the clan will survive if anything happens!

rainrain:luckies.

ookise:we need to find anothe way to ape atoll!

ooksies nose twitches.

ookise: oh yah follow me guys.............and girl.

chi-chi:ty.

the group walks all the way to the closest land to ape atoll.

ooksie: ooooooooooooohoooooooooohoooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

the ground shakes a little and a stone pathway comes out of the water.

all but ooksie:whoa!

the froup starts to walk on there long voyage across the stone path that leads to ape atoll where they will get the bannanafier and save draynor manor and where ookise will get to relax for a while.

siradam157: or will he because there are monsters loose everywhere and rats evil crew is already half way throught he path just waiting for them to come.

and so the group walks on not knowing of the dangers that lie ahead. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter24 - The begining


ooksie:ahhhhhhhhhhh it feels good to be walking on this road again!

kingnoob(panting):how much further?

ooksie:are you kidding!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! we have only gone a mile and the trip** 200 miles!

abo:ugh!

mic:i cant walk forever!

kingnoob:yah what she said!

mic:im a boy.

kingnoob:bless you maam.

mic:

lee:-sniffs- ive smelt that before.

abl:huh?

an armada of monstrs and beasts surround the group.

laugh:we can take them!

rainrain:we!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

nubles:lets go!

mic:WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone stops.

mic:they arent attacking.

monster general:are you zezimas mic?

mic:yes i am.

monster general hugs mic*****(monster general): ohhhhh how i missed you!

mic:have we met?

mg:remember me from grade school?

mic:MG!

MG:mic!!!!!!!!

the two start catching up with each other

lee:wow they must be pretty good friends.

krazy:yah.

*oksie:can we continue moving!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

mg:you want to get to ape atoll?

all:********: ok then -whistles loudly-

10 large riding monsters come*****:hop aboard.

mic and ooksie:i'll walk.

2 monsters leave.

kingnoob:cool!

everyone gets on a riding monster except kingnoob who keeps falling off.

2hours later........

kingnoob:finally got on!

mg:z z z z z z z z z z huh wha.......... oh ok then lets head out!

the group starts to travel to the 40 mile point where they take a night break*****:lets all get some sleep wehave a big day in the morning.

all: ok! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter26 - The somewhat of a war


mg:uh-oh.

all:what?

mg:that was only an eighth of there army!

kingnoob:so they only have 8 people?

abk:-_-

kingnoob:what i only saw one guy in that battle!

lee:thats because you died so many times!

lees monster trips and lee flies into a puddle of mud........face first!

lee:ugh.

kingnoob:YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE BIG DISGRACE!

lee:that song hasn't been sung yet!

wipes mud off of his face.

lee:now then!

gets back on his monster*****:there it is the rest of there army............and a goblin............and some humans...............and a rat?

abk:RAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

krazy:he beat us here!

laugh:and he is now lvl 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all:

kingnoob:ah well im gonna go pet the rat guy.

walks towards rat.

rat bites him.

kingnoob:

kung-foo music plays.............

kingnoob throws rat off of his finger at griffo knocking him out.

kingnoob:take this!

breaks kromn*** legs and eats dante arm. he shredded up griffo and killed johnny with a single punch. then he went for rat and made himself invincible from melle with his prayer and killed rat and all of the monsters that followed.

kingnoob:RAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all look over his head.

rainrain faints.

fancy:i didnt think it was possible!

nubles:cool.

ooksie:z z z z z z z z z z z z z z...................

mic:kingnoob look over your head.

looks over his head but his level moved with his head.

kingnoob:darn.........

looks in a puddle.

kingnoob:wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im level 10 all that killing raised me some levels!

lee:you are still the weakest one of us.

kingnoob:darn. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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