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Chapter374 - Mk

Mk snuck around a group of soldiers and killed a few from behind. When the soldiers turned around to attack him they could not find him. As they patroled Mk jumped out of a nearby tree and killed them. He then kiled the rest of the squad with a beer bomb that Blue made him!

Mk: To easy.
Soldier: Hey! I found one!
Mk: *Throws another beer bomb and kills the scout.*
Soldier: Over here!
Mk: Omg!*Jumps back into the tree.*
Soldier: He's in the tree. Knock him out!
Mk: *Whispers.* Uh-oh.

One soldier begins to chop down the tree when Mk drops a poison dart on him. He then jumped out and landed on another soldier, taking him to the ground. He then through a Ddp into the third soldiers chest and crushed the fourths neck with his abbysal whip.

Soldier5: Don't kill me!
Mk: Fine..*Cuts the soldiers arms off.*Tell you're medic that Mk did this.
Soldier5: Omg! You're just gonna leave me?
Mk: Exactly.*Takes out a crossbow and loads a bolt connected to a rope. He shoots the bolt to a tree farther away and puls himself towards it.*
Gunundork: Raaaaah! That fool Mk is getting annoying!
Antez: Shall I take him out?
Gunundork: No...I need you to do a bigger job.
Antez: What could be bigger than stopping an incredibly strong soldier?
Gunundork: I want you to make sure that Kingnoob does not get away. If he does then he will be able to kill us another day.
Antez: Y-yes master.

Back with Mk...

Ser: Mk! You're back!
Mk: Yah, I killed at least twenty of them but there are to many.
Ser: Then I guess it's my turn.

Sers eyes begin to glow red... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:54 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:43:58 by Sirapyro

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Chapter375 - Ser

Ser's eyes began to glow red and he floated off of the ground. He raised his hand and a small group of soldiers killed each other. He raised his other hand and another small group was pushed into another groups swords. Ser then pushed both hands forwards which knocked most of the soldiers to the ground...some of them dieing from other soldiers swords.

Ser: *Evil, metalic, origanal voice.*You fools challenge us? You obviouslt don't know of our power!*Punches the ground and a giant hand of stone crushes at least thirty soldiers.*
Armless soldier: Please don't kill me!
Ser: Ok...*Crushes the soldiers legs.*
Armless soldier: Oww!
Ser: Tell you're medic that Ser did this.*Floats away.*
Gunundork: Ok, this is getting annoying.
DF: What do you want me to do?
Gunundork: ...Kill Blue, Hi, Wave, and Milkshake. They are the strongest and most dangerous of there clan.
DF: Yes sir.
Gunundork: I remember when fighting used to be easy and I didn't lose one man.

Back with Ser...

Ser: *Chokes another soldier to death.*You give up yet!?!
Soldier: We all swore to fight to the-*Killed.*
Ser: You guys had no idea how literal that was.
Soldier: Yah, that's what I-*Killed.*
Ser: *Returns to normal.*
Noppa: Ser!*Brings Ser back to safety.*You ok?
Ser: Ok, yes. Exausted, yes.
Noppa: Then rest, it's my turn now!

Noppa pulls out his sword and he is once again gifted with the power of grafy. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:55 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:44:23 by Sirapyro

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Chapter376 - Noppa

Noppa turned to the still massive army and charged at the front line. If you watched from above it looked like a red dot breaking through a bunch of black dots. Noppa Swung his sword so much he barely even knew what he was swinging at. He continued this until DE knocked him over!

DEYou think you're so tough?
Noppa: Yes, I do!
DE:Well even you aren't strong enough to beat me!
Noppa: Try me!*Swings his sword at DE!
DE: *Blocks and trips Noppa.*
Noppa: Grr!

Noppa quickly stood back up and began sword fighting with DE. Noppa was a more powerful swordsman than DE, but DE was more agile. Noppa was quickly able to knock DE's sword out of his hand. Noppa then swung carelessly at DE but didn't lay a single hit!

DE: Is that all you got?
Noppa: No, I have alot more!
DE: Show me!
Noppa: *Throws his sword like a spear at DE
DE: *Dodges and sticks a knife in DE's arm.*
Noppa: Graaah!
DE: Now, you admit defeat.
Noppa: No, not now!*Punches DE in the lip!
De: Ow. That hurt.
Noppa: Imagine what it feels like having a knife in your shoulder!
DE: Sorry! ...Wait no im not!
Noppa: *Pulls out the knife and jabs it in DE's neck
De: Wow, didn't see that coming.*Falls to the ground dead.*
Noppa: *Picks up his sword.*That's over.
Arm and legless soldier: Please, kill me!!
Noppa: *Stabs the soldier.*Tell your medic, Noppa did this to you.
Soldier: Grr.
Chuckie: That's my line!

Noppa walkes up to Nubles.

Nubles: Noppa, are you ok?
Noppa: Yah, I just lost alot of energy.
Nubles: *Looks at hands.*Then I guess it's time to try out my powers. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:56 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:44:51 by Sirapyro

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Chapter377 - Nubles

Nubles grabs Ooksie then jumps straight into the heart of the battle. Nubles uses his screech to ward off enemys while Ooksie hit there...nvm.

Nubles: It's working!
Ooksie: Good plan.
Soldier: Hey Nubles!

Nubles turned to see a soldier that was twice as big and strong as he was.

Nubles:

Soldier: I'm gonna kill you.
Ooksie: Not on my watch!
Soldier: What are you gonna do?
Nubles: Nothing!*Shoots fire from his hand.*
Soldier: *Kicks Nubles stopping the fire.*
Ooksie: Grr...that didn't work.
Soldier: You can't beat me.
Ooksie: Must...try!*Pulls out a Ddp.*
Soldier: Hah hah hah! What's a little dagger gonna do?
Nubles: *Jams the dagger into the soldier but it breaks.*What the!?!
Soldier: I told you it was useless.*Picks Nubles up by his neck.*
Ooksie: No!
Soldier: Time to die Elf man.

Nubles was trying to break free when he feels a sudden burst of adrenaline. He easily broke free of the Soldier's grasp and stared flying. He shoot fire and ice together wounding the solider and then he punched the soldier as hard as he could. The brute fell to his knees begging for mercy, but Nubles was merciless.

Ooksie: Umm...Nubles...I think he got what he deserved.
Nubles: Even if he did we have to kill him!
Ooksie: B-...true.
Soldier: What are you going to-
Nubles: *Crushes the soldiers neck.*
Ooksie: Ok, that was a little harsh.
Nubles: What would you have done?
Ooksie: Well, I probably would have kicked him in...a place then shove a bannana down his throat choking him.
Nubles: Your plan seems even more harsh!
Ooksie: ...It does doesn't it? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:35 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:45:16 by Sirapyro

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Chapter378 - A short intermission

Derponet lay in a bed, near death. Above him stood Tym, Fostarcit, The Servant, and a person Derponet did not know.

Servant: Wake up!
Derponet: ...
Fostarcit: He needs some rest.
Tym: ...Master will not be pleased.
????????: *Female voice.* The master should still know of his sory.
Fostarcit: What do you plan on doing Crazania?
Crazania: *Places one of her hands on Derponet's forehead and she sees his battle against Kingnoob.*
Servant: What are you doing?
Crazania: I have the ability to read minds.

Crazania was a moderate sized, thin woman. She was blind and wore dark violet robes. She had a black diamond amulet and a golden head band. She let her hair loose, and lastly she had a black ring on her right hand with a violet crystal on it.

Servant: What did you see?
Crazania: Grrr!
Servant: I mean in Derponet.
Crazania: Our machine has betrayed us, and Kingnoob knows who he truly is.
Servant: I know that he knew, I was there!
Tym: Shall I tell master?
Fostarcit: I will do it.
Servant: So, how do you fight?
Crazania: If do not need to fight, I can overshadow people and destroy them from the inside. Or I can just pose as them.
Fostarcit: Well, how does it work?
Crazania: If someone shows the slightest bit of weakness when around me I can overshadow them.
Servant: Prove it.

Crazania: *Turns towards the Servant then catches him off gaurd by overshadowing him.*
Servant: *Crazani*'s voice.*See.
Fostarcit: Wow, The Servant sounds like a girl.
Servant: -_-
Fostarcit: I'm kidding.
Crazania: *Leaves Servant's body.*
Servant: Point taken.
Fostarcit: Alright, keep an eye on Derponet. I'm going to go inform the master of this news. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:36 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:45:41 by Sirapyro

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Chapter379 - The power of those that hate each other

Chuckie and 2654 wiped themselves off and looked up to see that they were surrounded by soldiers.

Chuckie: No sudden movements.
2654: I was about to say the same thing...at least I have no muscles to move suddenly.
Chuckie: Grr.
Soldier: Drop your weapons!
Soldier2: Umm...they don't have any.
Soldier: Oh, then drop your hands!
Soldier2: They can't.
Soldier: Dang! Umm...Surrender?
Soldier2: They can do that.
Chuckie: But we aren't!
2654: I agree!

Chuckie grabs 2654 and throws him at the Soldiers, 2654 lands on one and slices the second in half. Chuckie then tears two other soldiers apart and 2654 starts shooting them all with his crossbow. Chuckie threw soldiers at 2654 and 2654 tore them in half.

Chuckie: Good job my enemy.
2654: We are allies, but enemys at the same time.
Chuckie: True that.
Soldier: Freeze!
Chuckie: Why?
Soldier: You dare question me?
Chuckie: Actually yes.
Soldier: Why?
Chuckie; Because it's a free...game!
Soldier: We're in war!
Chuckie: So?
Soldier: So surrender!
Chuckie: No!
Soldier: I'm going to tell you one more time-
Chuckie: And i'm gonna tell you one more time, NOOOOOO!!!*Eats the soldier.*
2654: Well, that could have gone better.
Chuckie: Heh heh...that was fun.
2654: -*-
Chuckie: What? I enjoy arguing with random people.*Punches a soldier that was running by.*
2654: That was uncalled for.
Chuckie: So? They're enemys.
2654: ...You win this round demon!
Chuckie: Yay!
2654: But i'm still better than you.
Chuckie: Grr. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:37 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:46:06 by Sirapyro

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Chapter380 - The noobisness of...a noob

Kingchoob: I wonder why Kingnoob told me to"stay back! You're a noob! You're worthless!" I don't even know what half of those words mean!
O_o

: Neither do I.
Kingchoob: Now what?
King mk: Stop talking!
O_o

: Is this jail or something?
King mk: No, but we don't want you guys in the way!
Kingchoob: What does that mean?
King mk: ...
Kingchoob: Tell me!
King mk: It means you'll make the enemy win! It means that you're no help at all! It means that you are weak, pathetic, scrawny, and a baby!
Kingchoob: *About to cry.* N-no!
King mk: You're the weakest and most pathetic of us all!
Kingchoob: No...no....NO!

A blue aura surrounds Kingchoob as he obtains white armor and a godsword. He looks at the battle and charges for it.

Meanwhile...

Servant: *Looking into a crystal ball.*No! They are learning to many secrets!

Back at the battle Kingchoob tore through soldier after soldier, he cleared a path straight to Antez.

Kingchoob: Hey Antez!
Antez: Huh? Yipes!
Kingchoob: You know who I am?
Antez: Y-You can't be!
Kingchoob: I am.
Chuckie: *Looks at Kingchoob.*Now I know why he seemed so familiar!
2654: ?
Chuckie: You know the dark king story?
2654: Yes.
Chuckie: Kingchoob...is the warrior that defeated the dark king!

Kingchoob a.k.a. the warrior raised his sword and swung at Antez. Antez barely managed to dodge the attack.

Warrior: Afraid?
Antez: Very!
Warrior: Well stop running and fight me!
Antez: No!
Kingchoob: *Grabs Antez's throat.*
Gunundork: Huh? No!*Stabs Kingchoob.*
O_o

: Nooo!

Kingchoob fell to the ground lifeless.

O_o

: Nooooooo!!!! BringKingchoobbacktolife!!

A white aura surrounded Kingchoob and he stood up completely unharmed. O_o

had finally learned noob speak. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:38 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:46:51 by Sirapyro

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Chapter381 - Another intermisiion

Derponet slowly opened his eyes to see Tym and Crazania staring down at him.

Derponet: Uh...hi?
Both: Hi.
Derponet: ...Tym, who's this?
Tym: This is Crazania, our new allie.
Crazania: It is nice to meet someone as strong as you.
Derponet: Thank you.
Crazania: ...You don't have to be so defensive.
Derponet: ?
Crazania: I can overshadow people if they even a little weakness, you're defense is blocking my abilities and we aren't in battle.
Derponet: I've learned to always be on your gaurd.
Tym: The master said that we will not reveal ourselves until "the day".
Derponet: Fine, I wasn't planning on fighting for a few years anyways.
Crazania: But how will we fight them if we are old?
Derponet: That is hwere Tym's power comes in handy. He can keep us young enough to fight until "the day". After that we will have won and there will be no need.
Crazania: ...I am going to rest. No distractions.*Walks into a wall.* I meant to do that.
Derponet: She's blind isn't she?
Tym: *Nods.*

Fostarcit and the Servant walk into the room.

Servant: Welcome back.
Fostarcit: Have a nice nap?
Derponet: Hah hah. You're a crack up.
Fostarcit: Sheesh.
Servant: What's wrong?
Derponet: What do you think? I lost!
Fostarcit: We all did. Just face it. We can't defeat hum until "the day".
Derponet: I know...but I want them to suffer when it does come.

Derponet waves his hand and a large black figure appears.

Derponet: Boys, meet Blackrun. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:38 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:47:14 by Sirapyro

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Chapter382 - Getting weak...

Chuckie and 2654 fought hard, but even they couldn't go forever. Blue, Hi, Wave, and Milkshake defended here outpost with all of there strength, but even that wasn't enough. Nubles, Noppa, Ser, and Mk tried to destroy them from behind but they were all to exausted from there previous fights. Kingchoob lost his energy and returned to the outpost and the smileys decided to take naps. Even Kingnoob fough with all of his strength...but was starting to lose.

Gunundork: I knew creating an army of one hundred thousand would work!
Antez: But we still lost DR and DE.
Gunundork: Great victory comes with great sacrifice.
Antez: Sure.

With the clan...

Blue: Milkshake, Lizzy! How many beer bombs do you have left?
Lizzy: That was our last one!
Blue: Dang! Wave?
Wave: They took my whips, we can't possibly kill them all!
Blue: We only have one hope...Kingnoob must use his dark king powers!
Hi: I don't think he knows how!
Blue: That's the problem.
King mk: Maybe we can bonk his head.
Blue: To risky!
King mk: Grr.
Chuckie: Hey!
2654: Get over it!
Milky: There's nothing we can do but wait.

Kingnoob fought with every being of his soul. If you stood under him you would be rained on by his sweat. He had lost his bow so he had to change to swords. Kingnoob had cleared out a few of the soldiers but was to weak to continue. That's when DF approached him.

DF: Now Kinnoob...I shall finish you!
Kingnoob: I'm weak, but at least I can fight!
DF: Don't mock me! Anyways, Even I can kill you!
Kingnoob: You might be right...but I'm not going down without a fight! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:39 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:48:45 by Sirapyro

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Chapter383 - A victory...but not the noob clans

Kingnoob weakly lifted his sowrd and DF sloppily lifted hi sword.

Kingnoob: xaustion v.s. pathetic...who will win?
DF: Skill doesn't count when you're exausted!*Swipes at Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Barely dodges and swings his sword weakly at DF.*
DF: You're so exausted you couldn't cut butter!

DF starts throwing attack after attack at Kingnoob, Kingnoob had to muster up all of his strength in order to protect himself. DF: snickered as he saw Kingnoob getting weaker. Kingnoob knew that he could not defeat DF. Df then pushed Kingnoob to the ground and held his sword to his throat.

Kingnoob: Looks like you win.
DF: And don't think that the dark king will save you, becuase if I behead you then he can't be resurected!
Kingnoob: Dang it.
DF:Anylast words?
Kingnoob: ...No.
DF: Then prepare to-

Kingnoob sees DF drop his sword next to him as another blade killed Df. DF fell over and Kingnoob saw his savior, Farmer.

Farmer: Need some help?
Kingnoob: Now more than ever.
Farmer: Alright then...Remraf!
Remraf: GOOOOOO!

Everyone stops moving as they hear marching from over the horizon. Everyone sloowly turns towards the sound and they see an army of angry farmers.
Remraf: ATTACK!!!!!!
Gunundork: Why does this stuff always ahppen to me?

The army of angry farmers was twice the size of Gunundorks army so within minutes Gunundorks army was gone. Farmer stood to fight Gunundork while Remraf and Efram fought Antez.

Remra: Ready to die?
Antez: No.
Efram: Graggle!
Antez: ...What are you saying!?!*Stabbed by both.*Well done, you have finally won.

With Farmer...

Farmer: Alright Gunundork, this is the last stand.
Gunundork: So it would eem.

Gunundork drew a giant sword and swung it down at Farmer. Farmer rolled to the side and pushed Gunundork to the ground.

To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:40 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:48:55 by Sirapyro

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