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Chapter384 - Finished

Gunundork stood up and swung again, only to miss. Farmer dodged all of Gunundorks attacks for ten minutes until Gunundork changed stratagies.

Farmer: You tired yet?
Gunundork: No! I will not lose to you again!*Throws his sword at Farmer...but Farmer catches it.*
Gunundork: Im-impossible!*Falls to his knees.*
Farmer: Gunundork, fourty years of rivalry-
Gunundork: Actually 85...
Farmer: Whatever, after 85 years of rivalry you finally get what you deserve!
Gunundork: No! If you kill me then what will you do?
Farmer: Farm.
Gunundork: Of course.
Farmer: And now Gunundork, it is over!*Stabs Gunundork with both swords.*
Gunundork: Graaaaaaaaaah!*Slowly falls to the ground, finally dead.*
Farmer: It is finally over.
Kingnoob: Thanks Farmer, I don't know what we'd do without you.
Blue: If e hadn't met him in the first place this war wouldn't have happened.
Kingnoob: ...Good point.
Farmer: Just be glad we came back!
Chuckie: Sure! We're really pround.
Rat: Be grateful Chuckie, you live to eat fish another day.
Chris: This was quite an adventure...but what about the pyramid shape thing?
Kingnoob: One day we will find it.
Rafmox: Well we all need a long rest.

Everyone startd heading back towards Kinoob except Nubles and Kingnoob.

Nubles: Hey Kingnoob.
Kingnoob: What?
Nubles: I'm still curious about one thing.
Kingnoob: What?
Nubles: What were the magic words to fight the KBD?
Kingnoob: Well the question was: No matter what you've been called you know the truth in your heart.
Nubles: Yah?
Kingnoob: Well i'm always being called a noob...so the magic words were "Never a noob." Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:40 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:49:12 by Sirapyro

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Chapter385 - End of part four

And so...everyone returned to Kinoob to recooperate. Farmer, Remraf, and Efram soon left again to start a training camp for farmers. Kingnoob and Kingchoob decided to forget about there idnetities and just live life as who they are now. Blue and Lizzy once again resumed the role as King and Queen. Derponet plotted everyday on how to kill Kingnoob painfully. Ten years later Rat, Scruffy, and Ooksie all died of ago. They were all buried in the graveyard the clan went to the graveyard everyday to honor there death. Another 10 years later Chuckie left the clan for five years. He returned as they fishing champion of Runescape. Another ten years later Chuckie gave Milky a pet hellhound pup. Milky namer him Cerberus. Some members of the clan adopted children whom were to be in the next noob clan. The entire clan excpet Milky, Chuckie, 2654, and Cerberus were to old to fight so those four became the clan.

Five years after that a meteor crashed down on Karamja. When the meteor had stopped steaming it broke apart and a black and yellow figure rose out of the remains. All it said was "I'm back." Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:41 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:49:48 by Sirapyro

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~~Part five~~
Chapter386 - The new era

Long ago the dark king ruled over Runescape. His castle was just beyond castle wars, and he had a Servant that was plotting his demise. One day, a warrior stronger than the dark king defeated him, but was killed by the Servant. Both the dark king and the Warrior were recreated in new body's. There names were Kingnoob and Kingchoob. Kingnoob started the Noob clan and led it through many battles. After saving it from Inversion he quit Runescape. He then rejoined two years later and the Noob clan was reformed. They fought even more enemy's but made even more allies. The Tikret were reborn and the entire clan was killed by Inversion. Only a few weeks after that Master feind4 helped save the clan with the help of there future enemy Derponet. The clan discovered the Guthix world of Gedun and met Survanet, one of the three spirits. A noob hunter named Bulk also challenged the noob clan. After recreating the San-Tar Bulk stole it and became king or Runescape. Kingnoob was killed and Blue killed Bulk. However, Kingchoob was kidnapped by Gunundork and the clan sets out to save him. There Demon allie, Chuckie, kept many secrets and even knew that Kingnoob was the dark king. After obtaining the Keh-Ter-Cah the clan restored Kingnoob and the clan discovered his true identity. After retrieving the Sur-Van the clan fought the Servant, then Derponet. After nearly defeating both they fought Gunundork and won. Now, forty years later Milky leads the noob clan which only has four members: Milky, Chuckie, 2654, and Milky's pet hell hound, Cerberus. Some children were adopted by the clan and everything was peaceful...until a meteor struck on Karamja. An all to familiar figure emerged from the meteor and that, is how the story begins... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:28:42 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:52:54 by Sirapyro

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Chapter387 - The second Noob clan

The Noob clan, started as a small group of noobs...well not all of them. The clan evolved into one of the largest clans in Runescape. However, a few years after the fight with Gunundork the Noob clan broke apart and can no longer fight due to there old age. However, Milky was a baby at the time so he is young enough to fight. Chuckie lives four times longer than a human so he will outlive anyone in the clan.
2654 did not age either because he is a machine, however he has rusted and has small malfunctions. Small attacks have been made on queen Lizzy and the three members decide to take action...

...Kinoob 40 years after the battle with Gunundork.

Milky: 2654...are you done with your scan?
2654: Yes, master. There are three intruders in the castle. I say that each of us should take one.
Milky: Alright. Let's go Cerberus.

As I said before, Cerberus is Milky's pet hell hound. Milky trained Cerberus to hunt and how to identify an enemy. Anyways, Chuckie, 2654, and Milky all went to confront the intruders...

Milky: Cerberus...try to sniff out one of these intruders.
Cerberus: *Starts sniffing around the entrance of the castle and starts to follow a scent that he picked up.*
Milky: Good boy.

Milky and Cerberus walk all the way around to the back of the castle where they found a busted wall. From what Milky could see it was torn down with a steel sword.

Milky: *Sighs.*Let's hope that this guy isn't to close to the queen.
Cerberus: *Hesitates then bolts into the castle.*
Milky: I think I might have taught him to hunt a little to well.

Milky found Cerberus on top of an older man wearing adament legs and an adamant chain mail.

Milky: Who are you?
Intruder: I'm a mercenary sent to kill the queen.
Milky: By who?
Intruder:
Milky: Talk or I will kill you!
Intruder: *Takes out a beer bomb.*
Milky: Cerberus!

Cerberus barely escapes the explosion, but the intruder was killed. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:29:52 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:53:55 by Sirapyro

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Chapter388 - The second Noob clan part two

He was forced into the clan by an original clan member named Inversion. He was lazy but a good fighter. He now seems more dedicated due to his never ending competition with 2654. You should know who he is since he's you're favorite character.

Chuckie: I must find that intruder before 2654 finds his.*Starts to wander around the entrance to the throne room.*So bored!

Meanwhile 2654 was hot on the tail of the final intruder...

Intruder: Get away from me you machine!
2654: You made a huge mistake by intruding Queen Lizzy's castle. You MUST suffer consequences.
Intruder: Don't give me your "justice." I know that you're previous programming was to kill the Dark king.
2654: That was over 40 years ago, I serve master Milky now.
Intruder: Well Milky's going to be pretty upset then.

Meanwhile Chuckie did not know that the final Intruder was already in the throne room...

Intruder: Hello "my" queen.
Lizzy: *Wearing long robes and had the face of an old woman.*What do you want?
Intruder: It's not want I want my queen, it's what my boss wants.
Lizzy: And what does he want?
Intruder: He wants the Dark king dead, he knows that you were an ally of his so...tell me where he is!
Lizzy: I-...I really don't know.
Intruder: Yes you do Queen. Now talk!
Lizzy: I truly don't know!
Intruder: Maybe a little pain will bring the truth out.*Leaves a scar on Lizzy's leg with his steel sword.*
Lizzy: Ow!

Chuckie hears her ow and bursts through the door. The Intruder nearly jumped out the window because he was so afraid.

Chuckie: *Deep growl.*
Intruder: You have demon guards!?!
Lizzy: No, Chuckie used to be a clan mate.
Chuckie: *Deeper growl.*
Intruder: *Wets self.*

While Chuckie violently murders the Intruder 2654 had caught up with his intruder.

Intruder: Before your life is lost, tell me who you work for.
Intruder: Neve-
2654: *Shoots a crossbow bolt into the intruders forehead.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:39:18 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:54:15 by Sirapyro

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Chapter389 - The journey begins

Milky and 2654 eventually reached the throne room where they found Chuckie and Lizzy waiting for them.

Milky: Hello my Queen.
Lizzy: Milky, you don't have to call me queen.
Milky: Ok.
Chuckie: I saved the queen's life...what did you do 2654?
2654: If not for me we wouldn't have known that the Queen was in danger.
Chuckie: Grr.
Lizzy: Not now you two, whoever sent those mercanaries is still out there. I want you three to gather up the children of the previous clan members and defeat him.
Milky: But we do not now who he is...or where to look for the others.
Lizzy: You should know where your nephew is, my daughter owns the bar on the other side of the city. Chloe, Chris's daughter, attends a girls only school in Varrock. Gil, Ser's son, lives with his father in Yanille.
Chuckie: Well, those were helpful, easy to forget directions!
2654: Do not worry, I saved the memory.
Chuckie: Grr.
Milky: We will get on this task right away, but who will guard you?
Lizzy: I have guards, and i might be old, but not powerless.
Milky: Alright, first stop: My older brother's house.
Chuckie: And where would that be?
Milky: Old Milkshake lives in Falador.
2654: I think we should gather the members who live IN Kinoob first.
Milky: Fine, I just want to see my brother again. It's been four years since I last saw him.
Chuckie: You don't visit your brother? I'm sorry but that is sad.
2654: If you recall Master Milky has been busy training the Queens guard.
Chuckie: And IF you recall I was gone five years!
2654: Yes, but you have been back for over ten.
Chuckie: Grr.
Lizzy: Instead of wasting time why don't you go?
Milky: Good plan.
Chuckie and 2654: He's the one stalling!
Cerberus: *Threatening growl.*
Both: We're going! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:39:19 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:54:38 by Sirapyro

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Chapter390 - The gathering

Kinoob, twenty minutes after last chapter...

Milky: Do any of you guys know where to go next?
Chuckie: No.
2654: I do not have a downloaded map so...no.
Chuckie: I can fly to try and find that bar...maybe Blue can give us a map.
Milky: Good idea.
2654: Grr.
Chuckie: (Finally!)*Flies towards the eastern end of the city. He returns a few minutes later.*
Milky: Well?
Chuckie: The bar is about a thirty minute walk.
Milky: Ugh.
Chuckie: Without a demon to ride on.
Milky: You mean?
Chuckie: Hop on.

Milky and Cerberus both hop onto Chuckie's back and Chuckie takes off before 2654 can get on.

Milky: Why did you do that?
Chuckie: -_-
Milky: Oh yah.
Cerberus: *Holding out tounge while wind is blowing in face.*
Chuckie: Here we are.*Lands in front of a rather large bar.
2654: What took you so long?
Chuckie: Wha-? Bu-?
2654: It turns out, Lizzy and Milkshake enchanted the levers in the city to teleport you to certain places.
Chuckie: Grr.
Milky: Let's go inside!

Milky and 2654 walk leaving Chuckie and Cerberus because no animals were aloud. Inside the bar they were greeted by a young, rather attractive woman.

Woman: Hello, welcome to the Blue and Purple dragon inn. What can I do for you?
Milky: We need to talk to Blue.
Woman: Oh...it's usually older men that want to speak to my father. DAD!!

An old man dressed in fancy armor walks down the stairs.

Blue: Milky? Is that you?
Milky: Hey Blue.*Shakes Blue's hand.*
Blue: It has been FAR to long. Oh, before anything I'd like to introduce you to my daughter Purple.
Purple: Hello.
Milky: Hello, as you probably guessed I am Milky.
Blue: Yes, she almost knows about out adventures as much as we do because I talk about it alot.
2654: That would seem normal considering you live in an attic.
Blue: Heh heh. Why are you here?
Milky: Well, Lizzy was attacked and she wants us to gather up the children of the noob clan to find out who attacked her. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Blue: So...you want Purple to help you?
Milky: Yes.
Blue: I don't know...she isn't as strong as her mother with magic and me with a sword.
Milky: You know that I'll look after her.
Blue: I know, I'm just worried about her.
Purple: Aw, come on dad! I want to explore!
Blue: ...Fine. But just come home safe.
Purple: I will.
Milky: We'll take care of her.
Blue: By the way...where's Cerberus?
Milky: Oh.*Whistles and Chuckie and Cerberus walk in.*
Chuckie: Blue!
Blue: Hello old friend.
Purple: You were...friends with a demon?
Blue: Chuckie might be a demon, but without him the Noob clan might have been defeated.
Milky: Anyways, we still have a long journey before we start our quest. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:39:20 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:55:23 by Sirapyro

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Chapter391 - The gathering part two

Milky: 2654...who's next?
2654: Hold on...the next child we must locate is Chris's daughter: Chloe.
Purple: *Smiling at the name Chloe.*
Chuckie: *Waves hand in front of her face.*
Purple: Get that disgusting hand away from me!
Chuckie: Well.
Milky: 2654, what is the quickest route to Varrock?
2654: Searching newly obtained map...the quickest way would be to use Varrock teleports. But we only have one mage in the group. The question is: Does she have runes?
Purple: Do I have runes?*Laughs out loud.*Of course I have runes!
Chuckie: Then let's see them.
Purple: *Looks into rune sack.*Umm...I only have enough for one teleport. ^_^

Milky: Great. well if we start walking we should be there by sundown.
Purple: That long?
Milky: Afraid so kid.
Purple: Kid? I'm a grown woman!
Milky: Yes, but you seem to forget that I'm old enough to be your father. To me, you're a kid.
Purple: Grr.
Chuckie: Grr.
Cerberus: *Loud bark.*
Milky: Right, let's go!
Purple: You can understand that thing?
Milky: No, but when he barks I know he wants to continue.
Purple: Ok...

Milky lead the clan along the road to Varrock. However, when they were about half way to Varrock Purple and Cerberus had nets thrown over them by some thugs.

Milky: Let them go now!
Thug: What are you going to do about it pops?
Purple: Grr...*Casts fire strike, freeing herself from the net. She then uses earth strike to knock the thugs to the ground.*
2654: You said you had little runes.
Purple: I lied so I wouldn't have to waste them on Chuckie.
Chuckie: Mean!
Milky: Then teleport us now!
Purple: Well sorry if I don't have as much experience as you.*Teleports everyone to Varrock.*
2654: Now then...we must find the girls only training academy of Varrock.
Milky: I thought it was a school.
2654: It is a training school.
Milky: Of course. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:39:21 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:55:46 by Sirapyro

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Chapter392 - The gathering part three

Varrock, a half hour after the group arrived in the city...

Purple: We're lost aren't we?
Milky: I think so.
2654: Not according to my calculations.
Milky: Why would a girls only school be in the tramp/ dirty territory of Varrock?
2654: Do remember that I have malfunctions.
Milky: Yah, i've been meaning to take you to the dwarves so they can fix you.
Chuckie: No! Leave him how he is.
Purple: *Quietly.*No! Leave him how he is.
Milky: Well, i'm going to lead now. I'm pretty sure a "girls only" school will be in one of the cleanest parts of Varrock.
2654: I am sorry that I failed you master.
Milky: t's ok.

Milky leads the clan to the Varrock museum, castle, the Grand exchange, and all three gates, but not to the school.

Milky: Where could that school be?
Purple: for the last time, can we please ask for directions?
Chuckie: And for the last time I did! The school is ontop of the castle!!
Milky: Why didn't you say so?
Chuckie: -_-

after another ten minutes of walking the group reaches an over-decorated door.

Milky: This must be the place...
Chuckie: *Knocks.*
Door gaurd: Who goes there?
Milky: My name is Milky of-
Door gaurd: Only girls are aloud in!
Milky: But-
Door gaurd: What part of girls only do you not understand?
Purple: *Sighs.*I'll handle this. What's this girls name again?
2654: Chloe.
Purple: May I please come in?
Door gaurd: Yes, but ONLY you.
Purple: Ok.

Purple walks into the school to find that it was nothing you'd expect a girls only school would look like. It looked almost like a military base excpet for all of the womens armor hanging on the walls.

Purple: Umm...i'm looking for a girl named Chloe?
Door gaurd: I will summon her.*Says "Chloe" into a crystal ball.*
Purple: ...
Chloe: *Magicly appears in front of Purple.*What is it?
Purple: *resists staring at Chloe.*My name is Purple, our dads used to work together.
Chloe: And... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:39:22 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:56:10 by Sirapyro

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