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Chapter184 - The last stand

kingnoob:alright inversion this is the last stand!

all:i hada feeling you were going to say that.

kingnoob:

inversion:yes...it is the final stand...the one where you all die!

blue: pff please like siradam would let us all...

stabbed by inversion.

blue:die.

dies.

kingnoob:no!

shoots coolz with electricity.

ser:coolz!

coolz:bye.

dies.

ser:no!

inversion:lol first 500 letters and ive already killed two people!

kingnoob:you monster!

inversion throws a dart into milkshakes and sers foreheads.

both die.

kingnoob:-eyes widen-you feind!

inversion:i am arent i?

kingnoob tackles inversion and starts wrestling him on the ground.

inversion:what are you doing!?!

kingnoob:claiming my revenge!

throws kingnoob off of himself.

inversion:you should know not to pick on the immortal!

kingnoob:you arent that powerful!

trips kingnoob and puts a sword to his throat.

kingnoob:gack!

inversion:alright...time to claim my revenge!

kingnoob:siradam157! how could you do this!?!

siradam157:...you will see.

kingnoob:traitor!

inversion:silence!

pushes his sword through kingnoobs neck...and he dies.

inversion:finally! my vengance has been claimed!

griffo:very good boos.

grey:now we have total control of runescape!

2nd:nothing can stop us!

evil chicken:flee from me inversion!

inversion:i've had it with these random events so...BRING IT ON BIRD!

killed instantly by the evil chicken.

griffo:...our leader...

grey:leader of the dark army...

2nd:died...to a chicken...

siradam157:thats what you call...the speck of a noob. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter185 - End of part two

And so...griffo,2nd,and grey became evil war lords and seized numerous cities in runescape over the next month. everyone lost hope in the noob clan,whom they thought were alive,and surrendered themselves to the empire of darkness.
over the next year griffo,grey,and 2nd had recruited more than 567million recruits and captured every city except the barbarian town of relleka...where all of the citizens who did not surrender hid from the empire of darkness. one day the empire of darkness attacked rellaka and only two men escaped...they fled north to the ice queens temple which had been burnt to the ground...as they approached the ocean of ice they ran into a blizard and lost course...wandering dangerously close to the water...

traveler1:hey! i think the blizard is clearing up!

traveler2:a little...bot much though.

traveler1:do you think that relleka is ok?

traveler2:...no the empire of darkness would have burnt it down if they lst more than three men!

traveler1:...hey watch out!

traveler2 is hit by an iceburg that was blown in by the wind.

traveler1:are you ok!?!

traveler2:yah...what hit me?

traveler1:this iceburg...look! theres someone in there!

the travelers look at the body in the iceburg and the second they start to walk away the iceburg starts to glow...brighter...brighter...and brighter!

traveler1:its going to explode!

traveler2:take cover! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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~~Part three~~
Chapter186 - Opening to part three

??????: Hendrik!
Hendrik: yes?
??????: The machine is ready...find me one corpse of the noob clan.
Hendrik: Yes sir!
??????: The Empire of Darkness is growing close...I can feel it in my icy veins...

Looks into a crystal ball...

Kingnoob: A room full of nothing!
Player: Thats a rat.
Mic: I've got nothing better to do.
Lee: Only if we meet lots of girls!
Fancy: What if they aren't noobs!
Chi-chi: My first bf.
Nubles: And this is Ooksie.
Ooksie: Hi.
Rainrain: Get the flag!
Frugoo: Alright!
Laugh: Can we join your clan?
Krazy: Alright.
Rat: Noobs!
Lizzy: I will teleport you there.
Blue:his*.
Ser: So...this is Ooksie?
Coolz: Attack!
Mr.fwuffems: Meow.
Kelteo: Oh no you didnt!
Mk: It was sarcasm!
Master: Stop fighting!
Ryan: We will defeat Rat!
Killer: Yes...I am Saradomin!
Scruffy: Can i join you guys?
Guthix: Do not kill our brother!
Inversion: What if I refuse!?!
Mk: What are your orders King Lee?
Player: Yes...i'm an Energy Beturner.
Milkshake: It's in Kinoob!
Pk: Heh heh Mk? Pk?
Terbans: I am an energy beturner also!
Blood: Eat my chips!
Laugh: Ive done some bad things...
Jack: Ive come to my senses.
Insandel: Time to die noobs!
Zamorak: Rise tikret!
Insandel: Nyoo!
Inversion: Time fore my vengance!
Evil chicken: Flee from me inversion!
Traveler2: Duck for cover!
??????: ...I will save my friends! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter187 - The Empire of Evil

Griffo: Finally,we have total domination over Runecape!
2nd: Not entirely, we still need to capture the Ice Queens facility.
Grey: Alright, i had to sacrafice a few men to Zamorak but here they are.
Kromnar: Hello Griffo.
Griffo: Good, now we have a greater supply of Generals.
Stinky: So...what's with this Empire?
2nd: After you guys died, we killed Kingnoob and created an Empire to take over all of Runescape,and we succeded.
Clover: I guessed that by the size of that army.
Evilone: So...no enemys whatsoever?
Griffo: Actually there has been reports of a man attacking our troops.
2nd: Some people beleive that this person is Master.
Z: Umm...who's Master again?
Grey: He was in the Noob Clan.
Stranger: How did he survive?
Grey: He was frozen in an iceburg...he was never killed.
Stranger: Got it.
Nimpo: So the entire Noob Clan is dead? And we are in control of Runescape?
Griffo: Thats what i'm saying.
Nimpo: *Scoffs* For once evil wins.
Diablo: Ya!
Vanir: *Sighs* You mean yay?
Diablo: *Nods head.*
Griffo: ...I want Clover,Vanir, and Zamtorap to hunt down and kill Master!
Clover: Yes sir.
Vanir: Abselutely!
Zamtorap: Master will die!

The trio walks outside of the Empire of Darknesses training castle when the come across a swarm of Tikret.

Zamtorap: Kill them!

A small battle ensures the Tikret being killed.

Vanir: Looks like the legends were true...the Tikret are going to destroy all of humanity! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter188 - The Machine

??????: Hendrik, you're back. Whos body is that?
Hendrik: It is the body of Derponet.
??????: Good choice, the machine can only heal one person and Derponet can heal everyone else.
Hendrik: I know that's why I chose him.
??????: Yes...of course.

Puts Derponets body on a stone table and a machine electracutes his body.

Derponet: What happened!?!

??????: You are alive Derponet.
Derponet: Master? I thought you were dead in the Ocean of Ice!
Master: No, I was only frozen in an iceburg.
Hendrik: Luckily Master lived or else there would be no one to stop the Empire of Evil.
Derponet: Empire of Evil?
Master: Inversion killed kingnoob but then was killed, so Griffo, 2nd, and Grey created an Empire that took over all of Runescape.
Derponet: Oh
Clover: Hello noobs!
Hendrik: Ambush!
Vanir: Time for you noobs to die!
Master: You can't beat us!
Zamtorap: It's a three on three so i think we have a fighting chance.
Hendrik: Derponet hold off Zamtorap, i'll take care of Vanir, and Master take out Clover!
Master: We will do that but until kingnoob comes back i give the orders.
Hendrik: Sorry.
Tikret human: You will not fight each other for we shall kill you.
Derponet: The Tikret? I thought they went extinct!
Hendrik: Apparently not and we're surrounded by Tikret humans.
Derponet: What? There are three classes of Tikret here. Tikret Warrior, Tikret Beast, and Tikret Hunter.
Tikret warrior: It is not common for a human to know of our classes...but it doesn't matter.
Tikret Beast: (Deep voice) You will all die under our power!
Hendrik: I don't think so.

Throws a bundel of runes at Derponet and Derponet telethors everyone except Master and Hendrik away.
Master: We need to find the rest of the clans bodys now! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter189 - The temple

Griffo: Alright, now that the Empire of Darkness has more Generals we will need a larger base.
Nimpo: What did you have in mind?

Clover,Zamtorap, and Vanir all run into the command deck at the same time.

2nd: Did you kill the Noob clan?
Clover: No! The Tikret attacked us.
Grey: *Sighs* Zamorak brought the Tikret back and is having them attack us.
Vanir: Why?
Griffo: Zamorak was using us...he destroyed Inversions most powerful form and tried to kill him.
Grey: But he failed...the Evil Chicken killed him.
All: O_o

Nimpo: There is a legend...the Tikret can not attack a large fortress.
Griffo: That legend? We will need a much larger fortress than this to avoid the Tikret.
Grey: There is a large canyon just a few miles from here.
Nimpo: I could Energy Beturn it into a fortress.
2nd: Then to the canyon we go.

The Empire of Darkness travels for what seemed like days until they reached a large valley of canyons.

Griffo: Apparently there's more than one canyon.
Nimpo: No problem.

Starts Energy Beturning all of the canyons until they are all structures of defense.

Pumpkin: Now we will defeat the Tikret and the Noob clan for sure!
Zamtorap: ...Tikret!
Griffo: Everyone into the structure!
Tikret Beast: *Growls*
Tikret: *Clicks rapidly*
Evilone: There battle cry!
Griffo: Is everyone here?
All: Yah.
Griffo: Now the Tikret can not catch us! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter190 - The castle of Inversion

Miles out in the ocean where Inversions castle once stood.

Saradomin: This used to be a ceremonial ground for my people...now it is possessed by Zamorak!

spies the dead body of the three that died on the ground with Kingnoob.

Saradomin: ? I will heal these three beings...since they are all good.

Ser: Huh? What heppened?
Blue: It feels like i was killed by a brutal force.
Milkshake: Ok, major headache!
Saradomin: You were all dead...you died to Inversion...but I have brought you all back to life.
Blue: Where is the rest of the clan?
Saradomin:...Dead for all i know.
Ser: well then we will kill Zamorak and claim our vengance!
Milkshake: Although we might have some run-ins with the Tikret.
Ser: Oh yah i forgot...the Tikret.
Saradomin:...GRIFFO,2ND, AND GREY HAVE CREATED AN EMPIRE SO YOU NEED TO KILL THEM FIRST!
Blue: oh yah we never killed those three.
Saradomin:...I will be right back.

Flys into the castle and when he exits he is followed by numerous other people.

Blue: Lizzy!
Lizzy: Blue!
Ser: Coolz!
Coolz: Mr.Fwuffems!
Mr.fwuffems: Ooksie!
Ooksie: Mic!
Mic: Fancy!
Fancy: Mk!
Mk: Rainrain!
Rainrain: Laugh!
Laugh: Player!
Player: Terbans!
Terbans: Tikret...Tikret?
Tikret Warrior: Pathetic humans...and monkey...and creature thing...and cat...and god!
Saradomin:...
Tikret Warrior: Oh yah...god.

Runs away like a frightened baby.

Blue: Wait didn't Kingnoob die on this island?
Saradomin:...Oh no.

Meanwhile...

Inversion: Muahahaha! Jagex should have known that i'm immortal...a chicken can't kill me!
Kingnoob: Why did you bring me back to life if you were just going to torture me?
Inversion: Better alive and sufering than dead and...DEAD!
Kingnoob: *Mumbles.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter191 - The Tikret's domain

Tikret Hunter: Hey!
Tikret: *Clicks like a maniac.*
Tikret Hunter: *Screeches at the smaller Tikret*
Tikret King: Stop your fighting! We must save our energy to attack the humans.
Tikret Hunter: Hmm!
Tikret Warrior: Our king has spoken! Now all of you get some rest!
Tikret King: I am not sure that we can defeat the humans...frankly I have never been interested in the war against humans.
Tikret Warrior: I know what you mean...we are not like our ancestors...struggling to overthrow the humans.
Tikret King: We must obey Zamoraks will though...he is our master.
Tikret: *Clicks?*
Tikret King: No! We are not going to attack the fortress...it is a repelant to the Tikret and Zamorak wants the Empire of Darkness alive...for now.
Tikret Beast: Grrrrrrrrr. (Deep grogly voice)What about the free will we obtained after the war against the humans?
Tikret King:Zamorak will not allow one sign of free will amongst our kind.
Tikret Warrior: The beast is right...we are not animals to be tossed around!
Zamorak: Listen to your king!
Tikret King: Master Zamorak, i did not know you were coming to our sacred grounds!
Zamorak: You are my servants so i may enter at any time...Inversion is alive! I want you all to hunt him down...and kill him!
Tikret King: And what of the Empire of Darkness?
Zamorak:...They are not a threat to my plans! There Empire is keeping comotion low so i can carry out my plans!
Tikret King: I will have the Tikret ready to attack in an hour.
Tikret Warrior:...We are fighting a forced war...*Chuckles*and Zamorak is the one who will lose! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter192 - Recruitment of Darkness

Griffo: Alright if we are going to kill the Tikret we are going to need more experienced soldiers.
Grey: I agree but where are we going to get those soldiers?
Nimpo: We are going to have to recruit some men from the citys in our Empire.
Clover: What about girls?
Nimpo: *Stammers* Yah girls too.

Clover: Good. *Cracks knuckles.*
Nimpo: That is one tough girl.
Zamtorap: Enough! We will recruit the toughest men and woman from each city, then we will kill the Tikret!
Pumpkin: Unless the Tikret get us while we are recruiting them in the cities.
Grey: Nonsense! The Tikret would be killed by the gaurds surrounding the city.
Diablo: Ow about this, we send the Mage and the Energy Beturner to recruit that way the Tikret have no chance.
Vanir: You mean how?
Diablo: Bless you.
Vanir: *shakes head.*
Stranger: No! We will all go and watch each others back so if we are attacked we will be ready.
All: Right.

The villains gather food and armor and leave the Temple, walking towards Varrock.

Griffo: How much farther?
Grey: Another mile.
2nd: At least there are no Tikret.
Neon: Whats that smoke?
Kromnar: It looks like its coming from Varrock.
Stinky: Lets go!

The Villains arrive in Varrock.

Nimpo: What happened?
2nd: I don't remember Varrock being burnt to a crisp.
Griffo: Who did this?
?????: The man said his name was...Guntad.
Griffo:...Guntad's alive?
?????: Yes he's...*Shot in the back of the head with an arrow.*
Guntad: Well well well. Look who it is. The Empire of Darkness...A.K.A. Inversions "clan mates."
Griffo: Inversion was killed and even if he came back we wouldn't listen to him!
Guntad: *Scoffs* You wouldn't?
2nd: We lead ourselves now so we would not take orders from Inversion!
Guntad: Inversion is a nuisance...nice to see you all again.*Disapears.*
Griffo:...Lets start the recruitment. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter193 - Torture

Inversion: Well Kingnoob this torture is almost over...when I summon Zamorak he will kill you!
Kingnoob: I was already dead! You brought me back to life so Zamorak was the one to kill me! You had your revenge and then you lost it!
Inversion: Silence! *Shoots lightning at Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Heavy breathing* You can't deny it Inversion...Zamorak betrayed you!
Inversion: NO! He could never betray me!
Kingnoob: Then why would he send the Tikret to kill you?
Inversion:...They must have misunderstood him!
Kingnoob: I dont think they did...

A swarm of Tikret surround Kingnoob and Inversion.

Tikret Hunter: We did not misunderstand our leader...he wants you dead!
Inversion: I am his most loyal servant! He would never send you to kill me!
Tikret Beast: But he did! And we are to follow our orders!
Kingnoob: Told you.
Inversion: Quiet! This is no time for rubbing it in!
Kingnoob:

Inversion: Tikret...i worship Zamorak...i am one with Zamorak...he would not want you to kill me.
Kingnoob: One with Zamorak?
Inversion: Quiet! I am trying to save a life here!
Kingnoob: Yours?
Inversion: Yah!
Kingnoob: ...Hey! Tikret! You might want to duck!
Tikret Hunter: ?

Dagger flys through the Hunters head.

Kingnoob: Haha! Alright Nubles get me out of here!
Inversion: What? I thought Nubles was killed!
Nubles: Nope! The attacker just barely missed!
Kingnoob: So...Zamorak your allie? or your enemy Inversion?
Tikret Warrior: It does not matter! Zamorak wants Inversion dead so that means Zamorak his enemy!
Inversion: ...*Screams.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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