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Shocking, I know. Want to know why? Because they're bought and paid for by the industrial military corporations! They're being sponsored by them right now!
It's really simple. They get paid to bomb some goblins or hilichurls or whatever boogeyman they can think of. The government pays these corporations big bucks to make the bombs and the planes! No wonder we have inflation! They told us the money printer is turned off and yet it's always TURNED ON for BIG MILITARY!
Wonder Woman: I have to disagree. These wars were not started by us. The goblins were the ones who attacked the lands. 4chan and Reddit were the ones getting into a fight. We didn't start anything. You have no idea what you're talking about.
Venti: Ah, yes. Wonder Woman bought and paid for by Acme, Incorporated. Tell me, how much did your soul cost?
Wonder Woman: This green boy here has a woman problem. He seems to enjoy picking on women-
Venti: I don't have a woman problem. You have a corruption problem.
Deadpool: Settle down, Venti. Next question. You already touched on it but it's about inflation. The economy. Explain how you can do a better job than Homer.
Spongebob: It's simple. Just stop printing paper. Back at Bikini Bottom, we always recycle the same bills. Most stable grocery store prices...and Krabby patties!
Peter: I'm a family guy. I raise kids in an actual middle class home. I know what it's like. I will bring the middle class back.
Wonder Woman: We bring back jobs. And add more jobs. Let's bring inflation down so we can bring the interest rates down. This provides relief to small businesses.
Venti: LOL, she talks about small businesses...Let's make no mistake here. This is not an accident. Homer is not doing a bad job. He is purposefully doing a good job of destroying us all to enrich the elite donor class. Big corporations want to buy up the small businesses so they bankrupt them and then they buy the dip.
It's really simple. They get paid to bomb some goblins or hilichurls or whatever boogeyman they can think of. The government pays these corporations big bucks to make the bombs and the planes! No wonder we have inflation! They told us the money printer is turned off and yet it's always TURNED ON for BIG MILITARY!
Wonder Woman: I have to disagree. These wars were not started by us. The goblins were the ones who attacked the lands. 4chan and Reddit were the ones getting into a fight. We didn't start anything. You have no idea what you're talking about.
Venti: Ah, yes. Wonder Woman bought and paid for by Acme, Incorporated. Tell me, how much did your soul cost?
Wonder Woman: This green boy here has a woman problem. He seems to enjoy picking on women-
Venti: I don't have a woman problem. You have a corruption problem.
Deadpool: Settle down, Venti. Next question. You already touched on it but it's about inflation. The economy. Explain how you can do a better job than Homer.
Spongebob: It's simple. Just stop printing paper. Back at Bikini Bottom, we always recycle the same bills. Most stable grocery store prices...and Krabby patties!
Peter: I'm a family guy. I raise kids in an actual middle class home. I know what it's like. I will bring the middle class back.
Wonder Woman: We bring back jobs. And add more jobs. Let's bring inflation down so we can bring the interest rates down. This provides relief to small businesses.
Venti: LOL, she talks about small businesses...Let's make no mistake here. This is not an accident. Homer is not doing a bad job. He is purposefully doing a good job of destroying us all to enrich the elite donor class. Big corporations want to buy up the small businesses so they bankrupt them and then they buy the dip.
02-Dec-2014 11:50:24 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2023 08:20:57 by Divinity M
Venti: I have nothing to apologize for. Perhaps she should apologize for lying to her voters. We have the receipts, Wonder Woman. Your campaign is being fully funded by Acme, which is a dynamite corporation that serves the military. They also manufacture nuclear bombs and fighter jets just recently in 2022 after the acquisition of FutureTek.
Peter: What ridiculous conspiracy theories.
Venti: Not my fault that you refuse to do some basic research.
Spongebob: I'm being funded by the Krusty Krab! Full disclosure!
Venti: LOL, Peter here's your dinner!
Deadpool: This is getting out of hand. Let's go to the closing statements.
Wonder Woman: We need a woman in the president's seat! Clearly men have failed us and now everyone's paying the price. I'm a proven hero who will bring justice the way it was meant to be! We will have equal rights for everyone! VOTE WONDER WOMAN!
*APPLAUSE*
Spongebob: I'm a full-time worker at the Krusty Krab! I'm the working class and I'm standing up for you! We have created a very successful society at Bikini Bottom, and I'm bringing that to you!
*APPLAUSE*
Peter: I'll say it again. I'm the only one on this stage who can beat Democrats! I share Homer's fanbase and I'm your friendly neighbourhood family guy!
*APPLAUSE*
Venti: Look at the candidates. The so-called Wonder Woman...there's nothing wonderful about you. Voting for you would literally bring more war and destruction to women. If you really care about women, endorse Reimu. You're living a lie and you need to drop out.
The sanctimonious Spongebob Squarepants. You think you're so cool. Well, guess what? You're not better than anyone else. You BETRAYED Reimu. When she died, you left anime behind. You used to be our friend but then you turned your back on us. Now you won't even mention Reimu by name. The Krusty Krab is NOT a working class job. You live in a bubbly utopia of jellyfish dreams.
Peter: What ridiculous conspiracy theories.
Venti: Not my fault that you refuse to do some basic research.
Spongebob: I'm being funded by the Krusty Krab! Full disclosure!
Venti: LOL, Peter here's your dinner!
Deadpool: This is getting out of hand. Let's go to the closing statements.
Wonder Woman: We need a woman in the president's seat! Clearly men have failed us and now everyone's paying the price. I'm a proven hero who will bring justice the way it was meant to be! We will have equal rights for everyone! VOTE WONDER WOMAN!
*APPLAUSE*
Spongebob: I'm a full-time worker at the Krusty Krab! I'm the working class and I'm standing up for you! We have created a very successful society at Bikini Bottom, and I'm bringing that to you!
*APPLAUSE*
Peter: I'll say it again. I'm the only one on this stage who can beat Democrats! I share Homer's fanbase and I'm your friendly neighbourhood family guy!
*APPLAUSE*
Venti: Look at the candidates. The so-called Wonder Woman...there's nothing wonderful about you. Voting for you would literally bring more war and destruction to women. If you really care about women, endorse Reimu. You're living a lie and you need to drop out.
The sanctimonious Spongebob Squarepants. You think you're so cool. Well, guess what? You're not better than anyone else. You BETRAYED Reimu. When she died, you left anime behind. You used to be our friend but then you turned your back on us. Now you won't even mention Reimu by name. The Krusty Krab is NOT a working class job. You live in a bubbly utopia of jellyfish dreams.
02-Dec-2014 11:51:21 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2023 10:12:05 by Divinity M
Peter: So are you running with Reimu or against her?
Venti: Like I said, I stand with MAGA. For some reason, people get an allergic reaction when they hear the name Reimu. They seem to hate anime. Genshin Impact is a family-friendly game that can ease anime into the normie mind.
So, to answer your question, I am running against her based on a slight difference in our approaches.
Deadpool: Reimu is leading in the polls. Would you endorse her if she turns out to be the one?
Venti: That's a question for later. I wouldn't rule it out.
A moment of awkward silence and then...
*LOUD APPLAUSE AND CHEERS*
Deadpool: Well, that was something. That concludes our debate...
- Exit Poll -
1,000,000 registered Republican voters.
Who won the debate?
Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman) - 22%
Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants) - 13%
Peter Griffin (Family Guy) - 0%
Venti +43%
Wise Old Man: Your take?
King Roald: It's hard not to see them as NPCs now. They let Venti run the show. There was almost no pushback. And Wonder Woman didn't stand up for herself in the moment. She let Peter stand up for her.
Wise Old Man: Let's ask random people on the street.
Person 1: Yeah, Venti just went full gangster. The others were meh.
Person 2: I thought he was really rude.
Person 3: I mean...I really don't like his attitude but he makes some good points.
Like, when he said anime destruction is the platform of the Democratic Party...that sent chills down my spine.
Person 4: As a normie, I could care less about the whole anime MAGA thing but the endless wars do affect me. Between Wonder Woman and Acme...I need to look into it.
Person 5: Indicted we stand. Divided we fall.
Wise Old Man: The primary elections are starting up soon. We'll see if it pays off for him. Obviously, Reimu already has Marisa so she does not need to look for a vice president.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Venti: Like I said, I stand with MAGA. For some reason, people get an allergic reaction when they hear the name Reimu. They seem to hate anime. Genshin Impact is a family-friendly game that can ease anime into the normie mind.
So, to answer your question, I am running against her based on a slight difference in our approaches.
Deadpool: Reimu is leading in the polls. Would you endorse her if she turns out to be the one?
Venti: That's a question for later. I wouldn't rule it out.
A moment of awkward silence and then...
*LOUD APPLAUSE AND CHEERS*
Deadpool: Well, that was something. That concludes our debate...
- Exit Poll -
1,000,000 registered Republican voters.
Who won the debate?
Venti (Genshin Impact) - 65%
Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman) - 22%
Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants) - 13%
Peter Griffin (Family Guy) - 0%
Venti +43%
Wise Old Man: Your take?
King Roald: It's hard not to see them as NPCs now. They let Venti run the show. There was almost no pushback. And Wonder Woman didn't stand up for herself in the moment. She let Peter stand up for her.
Wise Old Man: Let's ask random people on the street.
Person 1: Yeah, Venti just went full gangster. The others were meh.
Person 2: I thought he was really rude.
Person 3: I mean...I really don't like his attitude but he makes some good points.
Like, when he said anime destruction is the platform of the Democratic Party...that sent chills down my spine.
Person 4: As a normie, I could care less about the whole anime MAGA thing but the endless wars do affect me. Between Wonder Woman and Acme...I need to look into it.
Person 5: Indicted we stand. Divided we fall.
Wise Old Man: The primary elections are starting up soon. We'll see if it pays off for him. Obviously, Reimu already has Marisa so she does not need to look for a vice president.
TO BE CONTINUED...
02-Dec-2014 11:52:18 - Last edited on 26-Dec-2023 06:22:43 by Divinity M
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