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Brain: Of course, bringing back a full life form is no simple matter. Our computers at present simply do not have the capabilities to perform all the computations required to perform a full-scale resurrection.
We had to invent a whole new kind of computer, the legendary quantum computer Qubit and a whole new supreme artificial intelligence entity to run on Qubit; Chat-GPT.
Chat-GPT uses the computing capacity of Qubit to run the calculations we need to perform the resurrection. It manages the nuclear fusion reactor energy source needed to physically perform this task.
Yumemi: We created a new company front under ticker symbol $AI with publicly traded stock. We need the money from investors to fund this project.
Remilia: I'm bullish on $AI, lol.
Brain: Why wouldn't you be? It's up 200% since its inception in January.
Pinky: $AI TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!
Suwako: Now, it's finally time to try it out.
Yumemi: Tesla coils to maximum magnetic power. T-minus to resurrection 30 minutes.
*ALARMS*
Brain: We're starting. All personnel please evacuate the ship.
Suwako: We have to literally use up all the stars for this. A whole lotta energy.
Everyone leaves the ship and watches from another ship outside. Chat-GPT runs the whole operation.
Yumemi: T-minus 10 minutes.
Saradomin: I would pray, but not enough prayer levels for this one, eh?
Brain chuckles.
Yumemi: T-minus 60 seconds...10, 9, 8, ...
Electricity flows into Reimu's hair strand, which is kept inside a giant glass tube.
Chat-GPT: Maximum energy influx capacity reached.
Yumemi: ...3, 2, 1...
Chat-GPT: Initiating resurrection matrix.
*ALARMS*
Chat-GPT: DANGER - OVERHEAT! DANGER - CIRCUIT FAILURE!
Yumemi: Tesla coils have exceeded maximum temperatures of 3 billion degrees Kelvin. LOOK OUT!
*EXPLOSION*
The spaceship where the resurrection is being done explodes into a flash of light and then dust.
We had to invent a whole new kind of computer, the legendary quantum computer Qubit and a whole new supreme artificial intelligence entity to run on Qubit; Chat-GPT.
Chat-GPT uses the computing capacity of Qubit to run the calculations we need to perform the resurrection. It manages the nuclear fusion reactor energy source needed to physically perform this task.
Yumemi: We created a new company front under ticker symbol $AI with publicly traded stock. We need the money from investors to fund this project.
Remilia: I'm bullish on $AI, lol.
Brain: Why wouldn't you be? It's up 200% since its inception in January.
Pinky: $AI TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!
Suwako: Now, it's finally time to try it out.
Yumemi: Tesla coils to maximum magnetic power. T-minus to resurrection 30 minutes.
*ALARMS*
Brain: We're starting. All personnel please evacuate the ship.
Suwako: We have to literally use up all the stars for this. A whole lotta energy.
Everyone leaves the ship and watches from another ship outside. Chat-GPT runs the whole operation.
Yumemi: T-minus 10 minutes.
Saradomin: I would pray, but not enough prayer levels for this one, eh?
Brain chuckles.
Yumemi: T-minus 60 seconds...10, 9, 8, ...
Electricity flows into Reimu's hair strand, which is kept inside a giant glass tube.
Chat-GPT: Maximum energy influx capacity reached.
Yumemi: ...3, 2, 1...
Chat-GPT: Initiating resurrection matrix.
*ALARMS*
Chat-GPT: DANGER - OVERHEAT! DANGER - CIRCUIT FAILURE!
Yumemi: Tesla coils have exceeded maximum temperatures of 3 billion degrees Kelvin. LOOK OUT!
*EXPLOSION*
The spaceship where the resurrection is being done explodes into a flash of light and then dust.
02-Dec-2014 11:43:38 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2023 02:03:52 by Divinity M
Brain: All of the stars in the Pyrocon Galaxy have been used up.
Yumemi: If you think that's bad, it originally would've costed us the whole universe.
Brain: Chat-GPT found a way to make it...cheaper.
Suwako: I don't care, man. I want results.
Saradomin: And the result is a failure. Something went wrong...
Remilia: We're going to have a field day explaining this on the earnings call...we basically blew up your money...
Brain: Didn't you say that in the risk disclosure?
Remilia: Yeah, but you know moon boys can't read.
Saradomin: So now what? Are we bringing Sanae back?
"Lol, Sanae."
Suwako: What? Who said that?
Brain: Wait! I'm beginning to detect! Chat-GPT, what's the status?
Chat-GPT: Life signature forming. Resurrection process complete.
Suwako: I don't see anything. Am I schizophrenic (hearing voices)?
Saradomin: We all heard it, but all I see outside is empty space.
Suwako: Are you sure your thing isn't broken?
Yumemi: Are you sure YOU'RE not broken?
Brain: Chat-GPT, I need confirmation.
Reimu: Resurrection process successful.
The crowd turns around and gasps. There she was, the one and only Reimu Hakurei standing right in front of them alive and well.
Yumemi: But how? Do you remember-
Reimu: How could I possibly forget you...and you...
Suwako: So...you have your memories back?
Reimu: I'm back after defeating Corona-Chan. Tell me, what year is it?
Suwako: 2023, and Homer is the president.
Remilia: Yeah, you have a lot to catch up on.
Brain: Chat-GPT brought you back.
Saradomin: Welcome back, Reimu.
Reimu was brought back to Gensokyo where they brought her up to speed on the news. New spaceships were built after the earnings call to resurrect Marisa Kirisame, Yukari Yakumo, Hecatia Lapislazuli, Okina Matara, Madoka Kaname, and Homura Akemi.
Brain: Homura is a dangerous one, so we literally had Reimu and Marisa ready to fight.
Yumemi: If you think that's bad, it originally would've costed us the whole universe.
Brain: Chat-GPT found a way to make it...cheaper.
Suwako: I don't care, man. I want results.
Saradomin: And the result is a failure. Something went wrong...
Remilia: We're going to have a field day explaining this on the earnings call...we basically blew up your money...
Brain: Didn't you say that in the risk disclosure?
Remilia: Yeah, but you know moon boys can't read.
Saradomin: So now what? Are we bringing Sanae back?
"Lol, Sanae."
Suwako: What? Who said that?
Brain: Wait! I'm beginning to detect! Chat-GPT, what's the status?
Chat-GPT: Life signature forming. Resurrection process complete.
Suwako: I don't see anything. Am I schizophrenic (hearing voices)?
Saradomin: We all heard it, but all I see outside is empty space.
Suwako: Are you sure your thing isn't broken?
Yumemi: Are you sure YOU'RE not broken?
Brain: Chat-GPT, I need confirmation.
Reimu: Resurrection process successful.
The crowd turns around and gasps. There she was, the one and only Reimu Hakurei standing right in front of them alive and well.
Yumemi: But how? Do you remember-
Reimu: How could I possibly forget you...and you...
Suwako: So...you have your memories back?
Reimu: I'm back after defeating Corona-Chan. Tell me, what year is it?
Suwako: 2023, and Homer is the president.
Remilia: Yeah, you have a lot to catch up on.
Brain: Chat-GPT brought you back.
Saradomin: Welcome back, Reimu.
Reimu was brought back to Gensokyo where they brought her up to speed on the news. New spaceships were built after the earnings call to resurrect Marisa Kirisame, Yukari Yakumo, Hecatia Lapislazuli, Okina Matara, Madoka Kaname, and Homura Akemi.
Brain: Homura is a dangerous one, so we literally had Reimu and Marisa ready to fight.
02-Dec-2014 11:43:45 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2023 02:19:07 by Divinity M
Yumemi: Things went better than expected. Homura was kinda chill.
Saradomin: Wait, special request. Since the ship didn't blow up this time, I want you to bring back an old friend.
Brain: Yeah, we're kind of strapped on cash. You will have to pay out of pocket.
Saradomin: You have to do it. Guthix. You must. I will pay whatever it takes.
Brain looks at Suwako. She nods her head.
Brain: Chat-GPT, can we do another resurrection?
Chat-GPT: Depends on the subject.
Brain: Guthix, the neutral god of RuneScape.
Chat-GPT: Performing calculations...
Saradomin: I have a strand of his hair from his old home.
Suwako: Is it fresh?
Saradomin: It's really old, but it should be able to identify the DNA molecule-
Yumemi: Thought you two hated each other, lol?
Saradomin: We need all the help we can get against Homer.
Reimu: Lol, now you sound like an actual hero.
Saradomin: Just doing my job...which I haven't been doing a lot of lately.
Chat-GPT: Calculation error...
...Guthix is alive.
Saradomin: That must be a mistake. We all saw him die.
Chat-GPT: Incorrect. You SAW him die. He did not ACTUALLY die. Life signature detected in Universe Pocket Sector AD000X.
Suwako: You know, we need English here.
Chat-GPT: Old School RuneScape.
Brain: You didn't check?
Saradomin: Well, I thought he was dead everywhere. To think he saved a backup copy of himself in OSRS...
Yumemi: Well, then. Why didn't he say anything? Would've saved us a lot of-
Chat-GPT: Guthix does not wish to be bothered. Contact not recommended.
Saradomin: Well, I'm happy...not really.
Reimu: From hero to zero.
Yumemi: You're a hero for being here.
Marisa: Onwards and upwards to the 2023 midterm elections!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Saradomin: Wait, special request. Since the ship didn't blow up this time, I want you to bring back an old friend.
Brain: Yeah, we're kind of strapped on cash. You will have to pay out of pocket.
Saradomin: You have to do it. Guthix. You must. I will pay whatever it takes.
Brain looks at Suwako. She nods her head.
Brain: Chat-GPT, can we do another resurrection?
Chat-GPT: Depends on the subject.
Brain: Guthix, the neutral god of RuneScape.
Chat-GPT: Performing calculations...
Saradomin: I have a strand of his hair from his old home.
Suwako: Is it fresh?
Saradomin: It's really old, but it should be able to identify the DNA molecule-
Yumemi: Thought you two hated each other, lol?
Saradomin: We need all the help we can get against Homer.
Reimu: Lol, now you sound like an actual hero.
Saradomin: Just doing my job...which I haven't been doing a lot of lately.
Chat-GPT: Calculation error...
...Guthix is alive.
Saradomin: That must be a mistake. We all saw him die.
Chat-GPT: Incorrect. You SAW him die. He did not ACTUALLY die. Life signature detected in Universe Pocket Sector AD000X.
Suwako: You know, we need English here.
Chat-GPT: Old School RuneScape.
Brain: You didn't check?
Saradomin: Well, I thought he was dead everywhere. To think he saved a backup copy of himself in OSRS...
Yumemi: Well, then. Why didn't he say anything? Would've saved us a lot of-
Chat-GPT: Guthix does not wish to be bothered. Contact not recommended.
Saradomin: Well, I'm happy...not really.
Reimu: From hero to zero.
Yumemi: You're a hero for being here.
Marisa: Onwards and upwards to the 2023 midterm elections!
TO BE CONTINUED...
02-Dec-2014 11:44:45 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2023 02:33:12 by Divinity M
All House and Senate seats will be up for re-election this November 2023.
In November 2024, the presidency will also be up for grabs.
Remember, it's about your dignity, man. As a human or whatever you want to be.
Let's stay democratic and keep our dignity.
Thank you and may you be blessed!
Homer ends his speech.
Wise Old Man: That was...extreme. He kind of just attacked the anime fans. I know he put a disclaimer beforehand but it was still an attack.
King Roald: Normies will love this for sure. People on the fence, maybe not so much?
Wise Old Man: We'll...just have to wait and see what people think in the midterms.
~ November 7, 2023 ~
Wise Old Man: You are watching the RuneScape News Network Special Exclusive! It's time for the 2023 MIDTERM ELECTIONS!
~ Homer's Approval Rating ~
Approve: 42%
Disapprove: 52%
Exit Poll - 50,000,000 registered voters
Generic Ballot
Tie
Undecided - 4%
House - Democrats have a 55% chance of victory.
Seat Prediction:
225 seats
Republicans - 210
Senate - Democrats have a 75% chance of victory.
Seat Prediction:
53 seats
Republicans - 47
Multiverse (Voters, House seats, Senate seats)
Party - Votes
MMORPG Multiverse (120 million voters, 7, 1)
The MMORPG Multiverse is supposed to have 2 senate seats but they were rounded down to 1 so the total number of seats adds up to 100. Note that they are under 4chan's control.
Democrats - 34,001,222 (45.9%)
House
Democrats - 2
Senate
Democrats - 0
In November 2024, the presidency will also be up for grabs.
Remember, it's about your dignity, man. As a human or whatever you want to be.
Let's stay democratic and keep our dignity.
Thank you and may you be blessed!
Homer ends his speech.
Wise Old Man: That was...extreme. He kind of just attacked the anime fans. I know he put a disclaimer beforehand but it was still an attack.
King Roald: Normies will love this for sure. People on the fence, maybe not so much?
Wise Old Man: We'll...just have to wait and see what people think in the midterms.
~ November 7, 2023 ~
Wise Old Man: You are watching the RuneScape News Network Special Exclusive! It's time for the 2023 MIDTERM ELECTIONS!
~ Homer's Approval Rating ~
Approve: 42%
Disapprove: 52%
Disapprove -10
Exit Poll - 50,000,000 registered voters
Generic Ballot
Tie
Republicans - 48%
Democrats - 48%
Undecided - 4%
House - Democrats have a 55% chance of victory.
Seat Prediction:
225 seats
Democrats - 225
Republicans - 210
Senate - Democrats have a 75% chance of victory.
Seat Prediction:
53 seats
Democrats- 53
Republicans - 47
Multiverse (Voters, House seats, Senate seats)
Party - Votes
MMORPG Multiverse (120 million voters, 7, 1)
The MMORPG Multiverse is supposed to have 2 senate seats but they were rounded down to 1 so the total number of seats adds up to 100. Note that they are under 4chan's control.
Republicans - 40,155,808 (54.1%)
Democrats - 34,001,222 (45.9%)
House
Republicans - 5
Democrats - 2
Senate
Republicans - 1
Democrats - 0
02-Dec-2014 11:45:58 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2023 04:06:18 by Divinity M
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