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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 26: Stronghold of Player Safety
Bono: Ok Rocky! Fire me out of the dwarf multicannon!
Rocky: Remind me. Why do you want to be fired out of a cannon?
Bono: No reason! I'm just a noob, I'm just only a noob who's sitting in this multicannon.
(Thorblade4 rushes up to Bono)
Thorblade4: Before you fire yourself out of that cannon Bono, wear this helmet. Remember-
(Thorblade4 does Safety First Emote)
Thorblade4: -Safety first!
Bono: Cool! How'd you get that emote?
Thorblade4: I got it from Stronghold of Player Safety.
Bono: Cool! I wanna do it right now!
(Bono trys to get out of the cannon, but he is stuck)
Bono: Um... I'm stuck.
(Bono is fired from the cannon)
Thorblade4: Um...where would Bono land, Rocky?
Rocky: Stronghold of Player Safety?
Thorblade4: Sounds good.
At The Stronghold of Player Safety...
Bono: Ha ha! You got in jail stupid Gublinch!
Gublinch: Be quiet noob...
At the Exam Center...
Bono: I finished the exam Professor.
Professor Henry: Good! Let me see it!
(Professor Henry takes the exam and looks over it)
Professor Henry: Bono, this is all wrong! First, the answer to #1 is not "Cheese," nor is #2 "Cheese," or #3 "Cheese," or-!
(This goes on for the last questions...
Thorblade4: Just let him pass. If you don't, it will waste characters.
Professor Henry: Fine...
In The Player Safety Dungeon...
Bono: Eek! Cockroaches!
Thorblade4: Bono, you're scared of a bug? That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of!
Rocky: Oh really? What about the Khalaphite Queen? You're scared of her.
Thorblade4: First off, the Khalphite Queen does not count and seconds, I do not!!!
Rocky: Whatever.
Bono: La cucaracha la cucaracha,-
Rocky: DON'T SING THAT SONG!!!
Bono: Sorry.
A Few minutes later...
Bono: 10k and Safety Gloves! I'm flithy stinking rich!
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Puss: ...
Blue: ...
Bono: What? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

14-May-2009 00:02:37

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Let's just get out here...
(Suddenly Bono, Thorblade4, Rocky, Puss, and Blue are knocked out and awaken to find themselves in a cell in the Player Safety Dungeon)
Thorblade4: Huh? Where are we?
Bono: Didn't you read at the top? We're in a cell in a Cell in the Player Safety Dungeon.
Thorblade4: Oh. But who knocked us out?
Mugger #1: We did.
Thorblade4: Muggers?!
Mugger #2: Yes it's true. We did.
Bono: But why?
Mugger #3: You keep killing us.
Thorblade4: Well you attacked us first busters. If you can't stand the same treatment, then don't dish it out.
Mugger #1: Whatever. Now we shall take over RuneScape and there is nothing you can do about it.
Blue: Oh yes we can!
(Blue uses dragonfire through the cage and fries Mugger #1)
Mugger #1: Oh. I forgot about Dragonfire. Darn it.
(Mugger #1 dies)
(Shafin25 appears)
Shafin25: Hey! What's going on here?
Mugger #3: Nothing officer. Just world domination.
Shafin25: Oh ok. Hey! Wait a minute!
(Mugger #2 and #3 throw Shafin25 into a cell)
A Few minutes later...
Itatchi2929: Let us out!
Dusty Sharp: You have no right to do this!
Sheer125: Awesome! I'm in the story!
Mugger #2: Now Bono, Bono's Friends and Fans, you shall be attacked by the cockroaches.
Thorblade4: (sarcastically) Oh no! Giant bugs! We're doomed!
Mugger #3: Silence adventuer!
Rocky: So how are we going to get out of here? The bars are nitrocerylin and dragonfire proof.
Puss: Only thing we can do.
(Zorro music plays)
Puss: Ole!
Rocky: That's it...?
Puss: Yes.
Rocky: You're not being very helpful...
(Thorblade4 does Lightbulb Emote)
Thorblade4: I've got it!
Bono: What is it?
Thorblade4: First climb into the multicannon and then I'll explain. And wear that helmet. Remember! Safety first!
Bono: Ok!
(Bono climbs into multicannon)
Rocky: I've noticed that Bono climbs into cannons alot.
Puss: You're right. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

14-May-2009 00:02:55

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Outside of the cell...
Mugger #2: RuneScape will be mine!
Mugger #3: Yours?! It would be ours!
Mugger #2: Whatever.
(Bono blasts out of the mutlicannon and destroys the cell door)
Bono: Safety first!
Mugger #3: Grrrrr! Darn noob! You may have escaped the cell, but you wouldn't escape the cockroaches!
(Cockroaches surrond our heroes)
Mugger #2: Anyway last words?
Thorblade4: Yeah! Music soothes the savage beast!
Mugger #3: Huh?
(Thorblade4 does Air Guitar Emote)
Cockroach #1: Hey I like this music!
Cockroach #2: Why destroy something that can play such good music.
(Cockroaches do wave)
Rocky: Give me a hey!
Cockroaches: Hey!
Puss: Give me a ho!
Cockroaches: Ho!
Blue: Give me a one more time!
Cockroaches: One more time!
Bono: Give me a hay ho one more time!
(A cockroach throws a hay ho at Bono)
Bono: Ow!
Mugger #2: Darn it. Our plans have been foiled. Hey! Why are you dancing?!
Mugger #3: The music's very catchy.
Mugger #2: Traitor. I'm out of here.
(Mugger #2 disappears. All the players are freed and there is a huge concert with Thorblade4 playing the Air Guitar Emote)
Next Chapter: Chapter 27: Easter Event 2008
What stupid things will Bono do next? What will be invented? And what will Bono do to the Easter Bunny? Find out in our next Chapter!!!=D
Bono-us: Five Safety Tips for RuneScape:
1) Never give personal details.
2) Don't meet with someone you only know on RuneScape.
3) Always put on a helmet when climbing into a multicannon.
4) Do not drop nitrocerylin. It's dangerous.
5) Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever let Bono fly the rocket. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

14-May-2009 00:03:14

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 27: Easter Event 2008
Near The Crafting Guild...
Thorblade4: What do mean you want more cheese?! You can summon an Albino Rat that makes cheese-
Bono: -which Puss ate.
Thorblade4: -have infinite cheese in your larder-
Bono: -which Puss destroyed to get some milk-
-and 99 Cheese Magic-
Bono: -which I am out of Cheese Runes.
Thorblade4: Oh. Now I know why you want more cheese...
Bono: Yeah.
Puss: Hey! Boss! Watch where you step! You might step in-
Bono: -dog doo?
Puss: No. A-
(Bono falls into the rabbit hole)
Puss: -rabbit hole.
(Bono flies out of the rabbit hole)
Rabbit Hole: Bleah! You were yucky!
Bono: OMG! The rabbit hole talks!
(Bono starts bowing)
Bono: I am not worthy! I am not worthy! I am not worthy! I am not worthy!
Thorblade4: Bono, get up!
Rabbit Hole: I need you to get 3 Easter Eggs.
Bono: Why?
Rabbit Hole: No reason. I just like to see players work for nothing at all.
Bono: Ok.
At the Mysterious Statue In Port Sarim...
Bono: I see an egg!
(Bono takes the egg and the statue head falls on him)
Bono: Ow.
At The Wise Old Man's House...
Wise Old Man: Give me the egg! It's a collector's item! And the Easter Bunny gave it to me!
Bono: But I need it because a Rabbit Hole told me to get Easter Eggs for no apparent reason.
Wise Old Man: Oh. Then go ahead and take it.
Thorblade4: =O
Rocky: =O
Puss: =O
Blue: =O
Bono: What?
Wise Old Man: Now leave me so I can plot that has nothing to do with the Wizard's Tower.
(Wise Old Man kicks all 5 out)
Bono: Bye Wide Gold Pan!
Wise Old Man: It's Wise Old Man!
Near the Draynor-Port Sarim Fence...
Thorblade4: Ok Bono. All you need to do is take the egg off the rock. There is no one around. So just take it. After all nothing can go wrong.
Rocky: So it seems.
Thorblade4: Be quiet!
(Bono takes the egg and a bolder appears) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

14-May-2009 00:04:40

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: A bolder?! Where have I seen this from?!
(Indiana Jones Music starts and everyone runs west)
Puss: Where did that bolder come from anyway?
Rocky: I have no idea...
Thorblade4: Just keep running!
Bono: Just keep running! Just keep running! Just keep-
Thorblade4, Rocky, Puss, and Blue: BE QUIET BONO!
(Our heroes managed to get to the rabbit hole and the music switches to Jaws)
Thorblade4: We have got 3 Easter Eggs! Now let us in! There's a bolder behind us!
Rabbit Hole: I need to see if the eggs are genuine.
Rocky: Just take them!
(Rocky throws them in)
Rabbit Hole: Now entering this hole, you have no right to (lots of words from a contract) and (more words from a contract) and finally (more words from a contract).
Thorblade4: Just let us in!
(All Five jump into the hole as the bolder closes over the hole. You can stop playing the music now)
Bunny: (muffled) Get off me!
All Five: Sorry.
(All Five get off the Bunny and the bolder slips through the hole and crushes the bunny)
Bunny: What is my life coming to?
Bono: Look! A pink wabbit!
(Bono starts poking the Easter Bunny with his iron longsword)
Bono: Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!
Easter Bunny: First off. I'm a bunny. And second, I'm not attackable.
(Bono looks at the Easter Bunny and begins poking him again with the iron longsword)
Bono: Kill the bunny! Kill the bunny! Kill the bunny! Kill the bunny!
Easter Bunny: Is he always like this?
Thorblade4: Only on Thursdays. Sometimes he's worse.
Easter Bunny: Anyway you five. I need your help. Pests have eaten all the chocolate so there will be no chocolate for Easter.
All except Bono: No chocolate for Easter?! That's not possible!
Bono: What's the big deal? You can have Easter without chocolate.
Thorblade4: =O
Rocky: =O
Puss: =O
Blue: =O
Easter Bunny: =O
Bono: What?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Easter Bunny: Anyway, I need you to get rid of the pests-
Puss: Already did it.
Easter Bunny: How-?
Puss: I slayed them when you were all talking. I am Puss in Boots, The Wily Cat with a Rapier, Black Calvier, and Leather Boots. Son of Bob and Fluffs and slayer of the King Rat!
Thorblade4: You know, you don't have to go through all those titles. It wastes characters.
Puss: I know, but I like to say them anyway.
Easter Bunny: Now we need chocolate-
Blue: I have some chocolate I keep for s'mores.
(Blue pours 12,674,473 chocolate bars into mixer)
Easter Bunny: =O
Bono: I saved Easter!
(Puss and Blue look at Bono angrily)
Bono: I mean we saved Easter.
Easter Bunny: You deserve a reward. All five of you get these Chocotrice capes and these chocolate eggs to eat.
All Five: Thanks Easter Bunny!
At Bono's POH...
Bono: Ok, my egg goes into the cheese fondew. Then I stick into the incubator and wait...
Thorblade4: I still don't know why you think you're going to get a Cheesatrice when you dipped your egg into the Cheese fodew.
Bono: It's not a chocolate egg. It's a cocktrice egg. The Easter Bunny got them out of a pile.
Thorblade4: Wait your right.
Rocky: I'm throwing mine away.
Puss: Me too.
Blue: Me three.
Bono: My egg! It's hatching!
(The cheesatrice egg hatches)
Outside of Bono's Kitchen...
Easter Bunny: Darn it! My plan to destroy those five has failed!
(Cheesatrice sees the Easter Bunny and turns him into cheese)
Easter Bunny: Well ain't that cheesy?
Bono: What is it boy? Oh my! It's a cheese bunny! This is my best Easter ever!
Thorblade4: This was your first!
Bono: That's why it's the best.
Somewhere in RuneScape...
Evi1 Mag3: Your plan to disguise yourself as the Easter Bunny and kidnap the real one and destroy those five has failed, Agent Funny Bunny. I thought those feet of yours would bring you luck
Funny Bunny: That's rabbits foot and I'll do better next time. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

14-May-2009 00:05:47

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Evi1 Mag3: There won't be a next time, Funny Bunny!
Funny Bunny: No not there! Anywhere but there!
Evi1 Mag3: Yes there! Send it in!
(A giant magician's hat appears)
Funny Bunny: No! The horror! A bunny's worst nightmare!
Evi1 Mag3: Send him into the hat!
Funny Bunny: Nooooooooooooooo!!!
(Funny Bunny disappears into the hat)
Surok: Why do you work with bunnies so much, Evi1 Mag3?
Evi1 Mag3: Because bunnies are evil.
Surok: But they are the symbol animal of Saradomin, god of good. We're evil. It doesn't make sense. Why not demons and imps?
Evi1 Mag3: Good point Surok. We shall find the legendary Agrith-Naar!!!
*urok: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Evi1 Mag3: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 28: Shadow of the Storm
The End of Part I comes closer. How will Bono slay Agrith-Naar, the wicked demon? And who's going to related to who? Find out in our next chapter!!!=D
And have a Happy Easter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

14-May-2009 00:06:02 - Last edited on 14-May-2009 00:06:17 by Blaze Deku

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