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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 28: Shadow of the Storm
Thorblade4: Hard to believe you actually started Shadow of the Storm Bono. I can't believe you did The Golem so fast...
(Flashback begins)
Bono: Ah! You're that Gollum-guy that tried to steal the ring from Frodo! I'll get rid of you!
Golem: I'm Golem, not that Gollum-guy.
Rocky: And he's my cousin!
Thorblade4: But he's not a rock. He's a clay statue.
Rocky: We're both from the same earth.
Thorblade4: Whatever.
Rocky: High 5, cuz!
(Rocky and Golem High 5 and Golem's arm breaks off)
Golem: Could you get that?
(Another Flashback begins)
Curator: Hey! What are you doing with the statutte?!
Bono: Um...dusting it?!
Curator: Ok then. Carry on.
(Flashbacks end)
Rocky: Hey cuz! I hope your arm is healing in that cast.
Golem: It is. I promise you that I won't break another arm.
(Both legs break off)
Thorblade4: =O
Rocky: =O
Puss: =O
Blue: =O
Bono: =O
Golem: What?!
Inside The Ruins of Uzer...
Bono: Hi Evil Dave.
Evil Dave: Have we met?
Thorblade4: Yeah, from 19 Chapters ago.
Evil Dave: Oh right. The evil pet rock.
Thorblade4: Let us go through the door.
Evil Dave: No. You're not evil enough.
Thorblade4: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rocky: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Puss: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Blue: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bono: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Evil Dave: That's a little bit evil, but not enough.
Evil Thorblade4: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Evil Rocky: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Evil Puss: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Evil Blue: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Evil Bono: Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Evil Dave: That's more like it! Feel free to enter, evil brothers.
(All 5 go through the portal)
Inside the Demon Lair...
Evi1 Mag3: Darn it! It's that meddlesome noob and his friends.
Surok: What are we going to do?
Denath: Just act like Dark Wizards.
Evi1 Mag3 & Surok: Ok. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 02:44:44

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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(Bono, Thorblade4, Rocky, Puss and Blue approach the dark wizards and Evi1 Mag3 and Surok start casting spells at the 5)
Evil Thorblade4: Uh...why are you attacking us, weird dark wizards that look so familiar?
Evi1 Mag3: Because we're dark wizards.
Evil Rocky: Yeah, but you aren't supposed to attack us. We're dark wizards too.
Evil Bono: I want cheese and world domination!
Evil Puss: Evil Boss, this is no time to use random quotes.
Matthew: Hey you guys. Over here.
(All 5 go over to Matthew)
Matthew: You're Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape! I'm your biggest fan! I read your story every day.
Bono: That's what everyone says.
(Thorblade4 does a fake cough)
Matthew: OMG! It's Thorblade4, Bono's Caretaker and Author of the story.
(Rocky fake coughs)
Matthew: And Rocky, The Rockiest Rock in RuneScape!
(Puss fake coughs)
Matthew: And Puss in Boots!
(Blue fake coughs)
Matthew: And Blue, The Blue Dragon.
Evil Thorblade4: So what can we do for you Matthew?
Matthew: Call me Matt. Anyway one of our members who was my friend disappeared. I want you to look for him.
Evil Bono: Ok Matt.
Outside of the Ruins...
Golem: Denath killed Matt's friend. And I found this book by Ellemar.
Inside the Demon's Lair...
Matt: So Denath killed my friend. But why?
Evil Rocky: Because he discovered something about Agrith-Naar, but the book doesn't say what happen, just Agrith-Naar was summoned to the human word and-(some pages are missing)
(Dark Wizards open the portal and Denath goes through)
Denath: Thank you stupid wizards! I'm Agrith-Naar! Now I saw wreak chaos through the world!
(Denath disappears)
Evi1 Mag3: Yes! Now chaos shall be reigned! Let's get out of here Surok!
Surok: Righto!
(Evi1 Mag3 and Surok disappear)
Evil Blue: Quick! Let's get out of here!
Evil Bono: Do we still have to have "Evil" in front of our names?
Evil Thorblade4: No let's stop.
Bono: Ok.
Outside the ruins... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 02:47:01

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Ok Golem, we need you to help us summon Agrith-Naar.
Golem: Can't. I'm programmed not to summon demons.
Thorblade4: Than let me reprogram you.
(Thorblade4 hits Golem with a blackjack and cracks Golem head)
Thorblade4: Oh dear.
Golem: I'll be glad to help you summon Agrith-Naar guys. And why do I have a spliting headache.
Rocky: Don't ask.
Golem: But before I summon him, I need one thing.
Puss: What is it?
Golem: Carry me.
Blue: Why should we carry you?
Golem: Because I broke my legs, twit.
Bono: Sounds fair.
One Hour Later...
Bono: We did it! We moved the Golem one square!
Rocky: This is going to take forever.
(Blue comes back with a carpet)
Blue: I have something for Golem to ride on.
Bono: How'd you get that?
Blue: Let's say I "persuaded" the salesman.
(Flashback begins)
Blue: Sir, I need that carpet.
Carpet Salesman: Hey! I remember you! You were in the Great Race.
Blue: Whatever! Just give me a carpet. NOW!
Carpet Salesman: No do.
Blue: Now...!
Carpet Salesman: No.
Blue: Please?
Carpet Salesman: No.
Blue: That's it.
(Blue fries the Carpet Salesman and takes the carpet)
Carpet Salesman: Come again soon. Not.
(Flashback ends)
Thorblade4: =O
Rocky: =O
Puss: =O
Bono: That's cool. I wanna do it =O
Blue: What?
In the Demon Lair...
(Thorblade4, Bono, Rocky, Puss, Blue, Golem, Matt, and Evil Dave summon Agrith-Naar)
Agrith-Naar: Raargh! Who summoned me?! I bet it was Matt!
Matt: No I didn't!
(Agrith-Naar attempts to kill Matt, but Bono casts Cheese Wave and Agrith-Naar misses)
Bono: How dare you try to destroy a Bono fan!
Agrith-Naar: Because I hate Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape!
Bono: Then fight me because I'm Bono!
Agrith-Naar: Alright then!
(After serious fighting, Bono is down to 1hp and Agrith-Naar has 10hp)
Agrith-Naar: Give it up noob! You're finished!
Thorblade4: I'll save you Bono! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 02:48:36

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Rocky: Me too!
Puss: Me three!
Blue: Me four!
(All 4 try to attack Agrith-Naar but they can't because they weren't in a multi-combat zone)
Agrith-Naar: Ha! Prepare to die, Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape!
Bono: Wait!
Agrith-Naar: What?
Bono: Before you kill me, I have this potion that can cure anything. If you spare me, you can have it.
Agrith-Naar: Can it cure weakness of being in a different world.
Bono: That and more.
Agrith-Naar: Ok then. I'll take it!
(Agrith-Naar takes the vial of water and drinks it)
Agrith-Naar: Ha ha ha ha! I will now kill you noob! Prepare to-!
(Agrith-Naar suddenly dies)
Bono: I did it!
Rocky: You rocked the house Bono!
Puss: Purr-fect boss.
Blue: You were on fire!
Thorblade4: Yeah that's great and all, but vial of water never did that. It was almost like-
(Thorblade4 suddenly realizes something and looks into his inventory)
Thorblade4: MY VIAL OF HOLY WATER!!! IT'S NOT HERE!!! BONO, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Bono: I took the vial of water out of your inventory when you weren't looking in case I needed it.
Thorblade4: YOU JUST TOOK IT WITHOUT ASKING?!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!?!
Bono: Can I have a refund?
(Thorblade4 starts chasing Bono around the lair)
Rocky: Apperently, that was the wrong answer.
Puss: I agree.
Blue: How long do you think they can keep it up?
Out In the Desert...
(Matt walks in the desert. He finds a page about Ellemar. He starts to read it)
Matt: "Ellemar was executed for unholy practices and thrown into Morytania where his fate is unknown. Ellemar had a wife and a son named-(There is a smudge here and it is impossible to know how many letters there are except between 1 and 10)
Next Chapter: Chapter 29: Bono vs. The Wise Old Man
Bono is going to face the Wise Old Man. What will the Wise Old Man do? And will someone new join the party? Find out in our next Chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 02:52:03

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 29: Bono vs. The Wise Old Man
At Draynor Village...
Rocky: How long has it been?
Puss: According to the watch: 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 50 seconds.
Blue: If they keep running for 10 more seconds, they will have been chasing each other for a day.
10 seconds later...
Thorblade4: Bono...I'm... going... to... get... you... for... my... vial... of... holy... water...Man... am... I...
tired...
(Both Thorblade4 and Bono plop on the ground)
Thorblade4: I'm sorry for chasing you Bono.
Bono: And I'm sorry for being a noob.
Thorblade4: =@
Bono: And for being a froob.
Thorblade4: =@
Bono: And for taking the vial of holy water from your inventory without asking.
Thorblade4: Apology accepted. Man I don't think I can walk anymore.
(Iou642 appears)
Iou642: Hi
Bono: Hand it over.
Iou624: Excuse me?
Bono: The money. Your name is Iou642. You owe me 642gp.
Iou642: O_o
Bono: What?
Iou642: Can I join your party.
Bono: Ok.
Inside the Wise Old Man's House...
Icup1121: Are you sure you wannna do this sir?
Wise Old Man: Yes. With this growth spell, I can make myself huge and attack the Wizard's Tower.
Icup1121: Ok, but I am not responisible for any damage you cause and you going to jail.
Wise Old Man: Fine fine. Just grow me!
(Icup1121 casts the growth spell)
Wise Old Man: Yipee! Me big! Everybody little. Him caveman.
Outside of the Wise Old Man's House...
Bono: Hey! Something blue is coming out of the Wise of Man's house!
(Surok's Theme plays)
Thorblade4: OMG! It's the Wise Old Man!
Rocky: Only bigger!
Puss: And badder.
(Wise Old Man walks toward Port Sarim)
Blue: After him!
At the Port Sarim Yew Tree...
Bot #1: At last! After 19 Chapters, we can return to the story!
Bot #2: Nothing can stop us from taking over RuneScape now!
Bot #3: Hey look! A giant Wise Old Man!
Bot #4: Uh oh. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 02:56:21

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Wise Old Man steps on them and the bots are banned from RuneScape)
Inside the Black Hole of RuneScape...
Bot #5: Woah! Deja vu!
Back at Port Sarim...
Wise Old Man: I'm tired of wrecking havoc here. Now it's time for the Wizard's Tower.
Thorblade4: Now let's stop the Wise Old Man!
Iou642: Ok.
(Evi1 Mag3 & Surok appear)
Evi1 Mag3: At last! Revenge will be ours!
Surok: Any last words, you 6?
Thorblade4: Yeah, take one step back.
(Our heroes take a step back)
Evi1 Mag3: Now prepared to be crushed!
(Wise Old Man steps on Evi1 Mag3 & Surok)
Wise Old Man: Ewww! I stepped in something nasty!
Surok: No, you stepped in something evil! Not nasty.
Wise Old Man: Whatever. Anyway, you 6 are going to be destroyed.
(Wise Old Man chase* our heroes away)
(Evi1 Mag3 & Surok climb out of the footprint with only 1hp)
Evi1 Mag3: Well it can't get any worst.
Surok: Be quiet! When you say that, something worst happens!!!
Evi1 Mage3: We're stepped on the Wise Old Man and have only 1hp left. How can it get any worst?!
(The Drunken Dwarf appears)
Drunken Dwarf: 'Ello mateys.
Surok: That's how...
(Evi1 Mag3 & Surok run away screaming with the Drunken Dwarf chasing them)
Drunken Dwarf: Come back mateys!
At Draynor Village...
Rocky: Step on it Blue or we're going to be stepped on!
Blue: I'm flying as fast as I can!
Rocky: Well fly faster!
Blue: How can I fly faster if I'm already flying as fast as I can?!
Rocky: I dunno.
Near Draynor Bank...
Bank Guard: Why are you hiding in this tree? It's very crowded in here.
Evi1 Mag3: We're being pursued by the wicked creature in RuneScape.
Bank Guard: And that would be...?
Surok: The Drunken Dwarf.
(Bank Guard laughs)
Evi1 Mag3: Oh you think that's funny do you? Well I bet you'll be laughing when we use you as a decoy for the Drunken Dwarf)
Evi1 Mag3 and Surok throw the Bank guard out of the tree to the Drunken Dwarf) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 02:57:46

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Drunken Dwarf: You're not be matey!
Bank Guard: No. Your mateys are up in that tree. Take this axe and cut it down.
Drunken Dwarf: Ok!=)
(Drunken Dwarf walks up to the tree where Evi1 Mag3 & Surok are hiding)
Surok: Hey! What are you doing with that axe?
Evi1 Mag3: Keep away from us! Keep away from-!
At the Bridge to Wizard's Tower...
Rocky: He's too strong for us! Even Bono's Cheese wave doesn't hurt him!
Thorblade4: I got this book out of the Wise Old Man's House. It says a growth spell can be reversed by a shrinking potion-
Rocky: Then make the shrinking potion!
Thorblade4: I can't make it! My herblore's not high enough.
Rocky: We're doomed!
Thorblade4: -or by getting the growed person wet.
Puss: Why would that work?
Bono: Because clothes shrink in the wash and clothes are part of our body.
Puss: Oh.
Thorblade4: So we just have to get the Wise Old Man wet.
Blue: One problem. Him big. We tiny. Other him caveman.
Iou642: Then we break the bridge!
Bono: Ok!
(Bono throws all the nitrocerylin on to the bridge and the bridge explodes and the Wise Old Man falls into the water)
Wise Old Man: ARRRRGH!!! I'M SHRINKING!!!
(The Wise Old Man shrinks to the size of an action figure)
Iou642: We did it!
At the Port Sarim Jail...
Thorblade4: Book this guy!
Wise Old Man: Put me down! I don't wanna be a midget!
Guard: Nope. All he did was defeat some macroners and evil guys. That's not evil. That's making the world a better place. Unfortunatly, you broke a piece of property which is punishable by the law. You'll have to spend the night in jail.
Thorblade4: What?!
Iou642: What?!
Rocky: What?!
Puss: What?!
Blue: What?!
Bono: You still owe me 642, Iou642.
Guard: You're going to stay right in this one cell.
Later...
Thorblade4: It's so crowded in here. Move over Iou642!
Iou642: Move over Rocky!
Rocky: Move over Puss!
Puss: Move over Blue!
Blue: Move over Bono. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 02:58:08 - Last edited on 15-May-2009 02:58:42 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Bono: You still owe me 642, Iou642.
At The Wise Old Man's House...
Icup1121: How'd it go sir?
(Wise Old Man glares at Icup1121)
Wise Old Man: How do you think?! I'm a midget!
Icup1121: I can reverse that!
(Icup1121 turns the Wise Old Man dwarf)
Wise Old Man: Taller!!!
At Varrock Square...
Surok: We can't keep running from the Drunken Dwarf forever.
Evi1 Mag3: Wait! I've got a plan...
Drunken Dwarf: Oh mateys? Where are you?
Surok: We're over here!
Drunken Dwarf: Well here I come!
(Drunken Dwarf heads to Varrock Palace when he spots a glass of beer)
Drunken Dwarf: Beer? Don't mine if I do.
(Drunken Dwarf drinks the beer)
Drunken Dwarf: And another one!
(Drunken Dwarf drinks the beer)
Drunken Dwarf: And another!
(Drunken Dwarf keeps doing this till he gets to the top of Varrock Castle where he sees a beer tied to a fishing line hovering over the Palace Grounds)
Drunken Dwarf: A hovering beer! I want it!
(Drunken Dwarf jumps for the beer, but misses and plunges to the ground 4 floors below and has only 1hp)
Drunken Dwarf: Ow! Me eat a kebab to heal myself.
(The Drunken Dwarf eats a kebab and it hits him 1hp and he dies leaving a gravestone)
Evi1 Mag3: My plan worked!
Surok: Hey! Kebabs! Let's eat them to celebrate!
Evi1 Mag3: Ok!
(Both eat the Kebabs at 1hp. The Kebab hits them 1hp each and dies leaving 2 Zamorak Gravestones. Matt sees them and reads them)
Matt: "Here lies a Drunken Dwarf who fell from a great height then ate a kebab." "Here lies Surok who was crushed by the Wise Old Man, then ate a kebab." "Here lies Evi1 Mag3 who was also curshed by the Wise Old Man, then ate a kebab." Don't people know kebabs can hurt you?!
Next Chapter (Final Countdown music): Chapter 30: The Final Chapter!
The Final Chapter of Part 1 is coming. What is Ellemar's son named? Will our heroes be betrayed? And will 1 or 2 familiar characters come? Find out in our next Chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 02:59:47

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