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13-May-2009 23:43:50

Thorblade4: Oh.
(Bono knocks on the mouse hole and a rat walks out)
Bono: Special delivery!
Rat: Thanks! I love cheese!
Bono: Who doesn't?
(This is repeated several more times)
Bono: Well, all the cheese is delivered.
Thorblade4: Now let's go back to Hooknosed Jack.
At the Entrance to the Varrock Rat Pits...
Hooknosed Jack: You!
Bono: Yes?
Hooknosed Jack: My cat, Pox, is sick thanks to you!
Bono: I can cure her!
Hooknosed Jack: Really? How?
Bono: With this!
(Bono pulls out a water filled vial)
Bono: This potion can cure anything!
(Thorblade4 does the slap head emote)
Thorblade4: Bono that doesn't cure anything except thirst.
Bono: Sure it can! Watch!
(Bono feeds the water filled vial to Pox and Pox gets better)
Thorblade4:
Hooknosed Jack: Thank you so much! Oh. I almost forgot. I need you to do one more thing.
Bono: Sure, what is it?
Hooknosed Jack: I need you to kill the King Rat in the warehouse.
Bono: Ok!
At the Warehouse...
Bono: Ok Puss, let's do this!
Puss: Gotcha Boss.
(Puss goes through the hole and attacks the rat with his rapier)
Puss: Olay!
(Puss kills the King Rat)
Bono: Nice job Puss!
Puss: Thank you Boss.
Bono: It's Bono.
Puss: Ok Bono.
At The Entrance to Varrock Rat Pits...
Hooknosed Jack: Good job. Talk to Smoking Joe in East Keldagrim.
At Smoking Joe's Cave...
Smoking Joe: I need you to smoke out the rats in that rat hole.
Bono: No problem!
(Bono throws a nitrocerylin into the rat hole. The rat hole and the wall explodes and kills all the rats)
Smoking Joe: My Wall...
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss: "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:44:04

Smoking Joe: Anyway head to "The Face" in Port Sarim.
At the Entrance to the Port Sarim Rat Pits...
Bono: Oh my gosh! She is hideous!
The Face: Be quiet noob and go to Felkrash...
Bono: Ok
Inside the Port Sarim Rat Pits...
Bono: Hey! Cheese!
Thorblade4: Bono! Wait. That cheese is on a rat tra-
(Bono trys to take the cheese and the rat trap snaps him)
Bono: Ow! At least I got the cheese!
Thorblade4: ... Anyway lets talk to Felkrash.
Felkrash: I want you to kill all the rats in Port Sarim in one go.
Bono: That's impossible!
Thorblade4: No it isn't. Talk to The Face.
Bono: But she's ugly!
Thorblade4: Do it and I'll give you a piece of cheese.
Bono: Ok!
At the Entrance of the Port Sarim Rat Pits...
Bono: Excuse me, I need your help.
The Face: No. You hurt my feelings, you-you mean meany!
Bono: Please?
The Face: No.
Bono: Pretty please?
The Face: No.
Bono: Pretty please with cheese on top?
The Face: No.
Bono: What will it take you to help me?
The Face: And apology of course!
Bono: Ok. I'm sorry for being a noob.
The Face: Not about being a noob!
Bono: Oh. I'm sorry for calling you ugly, The Face.
The Face: Apology accepted. Here's what you do...
(Bono hears nothing except Snake Charmer in Pollnivneach)
The Face: Got that?
Bono: Yup!
Thorblade4: So now we head to the Snake Charmer.
Bono: Yup.
At Pollnivneach...
Bono: Hi there.
(The Snake Charmer ignores Bono)
Bono: Hello?
(The Snaker Charmer still ignores Bono)
Bono: (Angrily) Pay attention to me!!!
(Bono throws 1gp at the Snake Charmers head. The coin bounces off the charmer's head and into his pot. The Snake Charmer looks at Bono)
Snake Chamer: May I help you?
Bono:
Snake Charmer: Here's a flute and music to hypnotize animals.
Bono: Thanks.
At Port Sarim...
(Bono plays the music and drowns all the rats and goes to Felkrash)
Felkrash: Nice job! Here's some Theving XP. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:44:22

13-May-2009 23:44:37

Chapter 16: Bono's Great Idea
Thorblade4: What do you want to do Rocky?
Rocky: I dunno. What do you want to do Puss?
Puss: I dunno. What do you want to do Bono?
Bono: I know! I want to rule RuneScape!!! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Bono: And from now on, I shall be called Evil Bono!!!
Thorblade4: Nope. I don't see it. Next!
Bono: How about a freezing ray?
Thorblade4: How are we going to make a freezing ray?!
Bono: I dunno.
Thorblade4: Next!
Bono: How about a-a rate grace.
Thorblade4: A what?!
Bono: Sorry I mixed up the letters. I can't remember what the idea was.
Thorblade4: Hang on.
(Thorblade4 starts writing letters in the dirt)
Thorblade4: You mean a great race.
Bono: Yeah!
Thorblade4: Sounds good.
Rocky: I agree.
Puss: It's purr-fect.
Bono: Ok. The race will be all around RuneScape's coastline.
Rocky:
Puss:
Bono: What did I say?
Thorblade4: Um Bono. Rocky is a rock. Rocks don't float.
Bono: What about Puss?
Thorblade4: Puss is a cat. Cats don't like water.
Bono: Gasp! They don't?
Thorblade4: Nope.
(Bono takes out a notepad)
Bono: Note to self: Cat's don't like water.
Thorblade4: Anyway, the race should start at Port Sarim.
Bono, Rocky, and Puss: Ok.
At The Starting Line at Port Sarim...
Bono: With this log canoe, I can beat you all!
Thorblade4: Dream on Bono. Puss, Rocky and me got the rocket.
Announcer: Ready? Set! G-!
Dusty Sharp: Hey! What are you doing?
Bono: We're having a great race and the winner is super champion of RuneScape.
Dusty Sharp: I wanna join! I've got a ship and a first mate named Itatchi2929.
Bono: Ok!
(Dusty Sharp and Itatchi2929 join the race in a ship)
Announcer: Ready? Set! G-!
Drag0n Kn1ght (A player wearing full dragon): Hey! What are you doing?
Bono: We're having a great race and the winner is super champion of RuneScape. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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