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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Bonus Chapter:
At the Grand Exchange...
(Camera goes on Thorblade4 with back to the camera and Thorblade4 is wearing a Dragon Chainbody)
Thorblade4: Yeah that's right! 10mil for a Rouge's Purse! It's a new item and I'm not selling in for 100k cheaper!
Readers: Hey! That's Bono's stuff you have!
Thorblade4: Huh? Hey! You're not supposed to be here! The show's already over!
Readers: Give back Bono his stuff!
Thorblade4: I would, but the Unbalanced trade ban has stopped be from doing so!
Readers: We know who you are and where you live!
Thorblade4: Seeing as you're all here, I'm selling this one of a kind Rouge's Purse. It costs 10mil and I'm selling on the Grand Exchange
Readers: We're not buying anything that you stole from Bono!
Thorblade4: Darn it. Well that's all for today folks. See you in Chapter 6!
Next Chapter: Chapter 6 Shilo Village
*I'm not really selling a Rouge's Purse. It was a joke. I hope you'll continue to read our stories though "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:13:36

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 6: Shilo VIllage
Thorblade4: Now it's time for Shilo Village!
At Shilo Village Gate...
Mosol Rei: Take this belt to Trufitus!
Bono: Ok! And nice swimming tunks by the way!
Mosol Rei: ...Just go away!
At Tai Bwan Wanni...
Trufitus: Oh no! Not you again!
Bono: Mosol Rei told me to give you this belt to you.
Trufitus: Yes! I was wondering when he was finally done washing it!
Thorblade4: Ok...
Trufitus: Head to the Temple of Ah-Za Roon.
Bono: Ok!
At the Fissure of Ah-Za-Roon
Bono: Here's the temple of As A Rune!
Thorblade4: ...Just open it.
Bono: Ok!
(Bono takes out some Nitrocerylin)
Thorblade4: Where'd you get that?!
Bono: A player gave it to me. He told me to drop it and it exploded. Then I died.
Thorblade4: ...
Bono: Now I'm going to drop it again!
(Bono drops the Nitrocerylin. A Big explosion occurs and the fissure opens up and Bono falls in)
Bono: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Thorblade4: Darn it Bono!
(Thorblade4 jumps in)
After getting all the quest items in the Temple...
Bono: Now let's get out of here!
Thorblade4: Make the table into a raft!
Bono: Gotcha!
(Bono makes a raft and Bono and Thorblade4 jump on it. Bono then does raspberry emote)
Outside the waterfall...
Thorblade4: Bono we're heading out to sea!
Bono: Hooray!
Thorblade4: Bono, that's a bad thing...
Bono: Oh. So how will get back?
Thorblade4: I don't know, but this raft is starting to sink and you look very heavy...
(A monkey on a rocket appears)
Thorblade4: A monkey? On a metal thingy? This story was weird enough without a monkey on a metal thingy!
Bono: It flies so let's use it!
(Thorblade4 pushes monkey off the rocket and into the water. He takes out a jetpack and screeches)
Thorblade4: This is totally cool!
Bono: I know!
Thorblade4: Land right there! We need to head back to Trufitus!
Bono: Gotcha! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:13:55

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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At Trufitus Hut...
Trufitus: Good! Now take this necklace and head to a secret tomb in northeastern Karajama.
Thorblade4: Why'd you give Bono the necklace?
Trufitus: If I made you make it, it would waste characters.
Thorblade4: Oh.
At Rashiliyi*'s Tomb...
Thorblade4: The moment of truth has occured. So get in there Bono!
Bono: Ok.
Nastool: None shall take Rashiliyi*'s Corpse!
Bono: That's not Rashiliyi*'s Corpse. That's Rash-silly's corpse.
Nastrool: Then you can take it!
Thorblade4: Ok...
At Bervirius's Tomb:
Rashiliyia: Thank you. Now I can rest in peace. My minion's shall not attack Shilo Village.
Bono: You're welcome Rash-silly. Tell Beaver-us we said hi!
Rashiliyia: Why...?
Thorblade4: He's a noob with noob ears.
Bono: You say something Thorblade4?
Thorblade4: Nope.
At Shilo Village...
Mosol Rei: Thank you Bwana. Now you may enter Shilo Village. I can take you in if you want.
Bono: Ok!
(Mosol Rei kicks Bono in)
Bono: Ouchy! That hurt!
Next Chapter: One Small Favour
Bono: You mean 1 Small Flavor
Thorblade4: No One Small Favour.
Bono: You sure?
Thorblade4: Positive.
Bono: Ok. Hey Mr. Undead Minion. Why are you green?
(Bono runs toward Undead Minion)
Thorblade4: BONO! GET BACK HERE!!!
(Thorblade4 runs after Bono)
Next Chapter: Chapter 7: One Small Favour "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:14:08

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 7: One Small Favour
Bono: Oh boy! We finally get to do 1 Small Flavour!
Thorblade4: BONO! FOR THE 1,574,372 TIME, IT'S ONE SMALL FAVOUR!!!
Bono: Ok.
At Yanni's Shop...
Yanni: I need just one small favour. I need you to get some red mahogany logs from the forester.
Bono: That's it?
Yanni: That's it.
Bono: Man. This quest is going to be easier than I thought.
Thorblade4: This is only the tip of the iceberg.
At the Forester...
Forester: Fix my Axe!
Brian: Get my friend out of jail!
Aggie: Find my apprentice!
Joshua: Get us a month supply of chickens!
Fred: Talk to Seth Groats!
Seth: Get me some chicken cages!
Horvik: Get me some medicine!
Apothocary: Here's the medicine for Horvik.
Bono: Finally. Now give it here before...
(Apothocary falls and the medicine breaks)
Bono: ...something bad happens...
Apothocary: Get me a pot lid!
Tassie: Stop the dwarf gang from bothering me!
Dwarf: I'm hungry!
Hammerspike: Make me a druid!
Sanfew: Give Guthix Rest to the gnome pilot and ask him to take me to Feldip fields!
Gnome Pilot: Thanks for the Guthix Rest. I need some T.R.A.S.H.
Bono: Ok here you go!
(Bono hands the Gnome gives the Gnome a cardy wrapper)
Gnome Pilot: Not this kind of trash! Just head to Arhein
Arhein: I need a weather report!
Phanwuti: Find my lost adventuer!
(Bono finds a life like statue in a cave infested by goblins. On the belt of the statue it says go to Cromperty)
Cromperty: Oh no! Not you again!
Bono: Hi Wizard Property!
Cromperty: It's CROMPERTY!
Bono: Whatever.
Cromperty: Get me some Iron Oxide
Tin Merchant: Get me a matress!
Rantz: Stop gnomes from makie noisies
Gnome: Fix our lights.
(Bono kicks all of the lights and they start working)
Rantz: Here matress.
Tin Merchant: Here's Iron Oxide!
Cromperty: Here's Animate Rock Spell.
Bono: Yay! I got it!
(Bono uses the spell on Rocky)
Rocky: ... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Bono: Rocky! Say something! Do anything!
Rocky: ...
Bono: It didn't work!
Rocky: Will you be quiet old chap! I'm trying to sleep here!
Bono: Rocky, you're alive!
Rocky: Well of course I'm alive Mr. Obvious.
(Rocky rolls his eyes)
Thorblade4: Hey! I thought rocks didn't have eyes!
Rocky: Darn it! He knows!
Cromperty: Just take this spell and use on Petra.
(Bono goes back to cave and uses spell and Evil Rock Elemental* appears right appears)
Rocky: ...
ERE: ...=@
Rocky: ...=(
ERE: ...=)
(ERE disappears)
Bono: How'd you do that Rocky?
Rocky: I spoke rock of course!
Thorblade4: Ok....
(Bono uses the spell again and frees Petra)
Petra: Thanks man! I hated being there with dry, hard skin.
Bono: You're welcome!
Petra: Hey I like you! What's your name?
Bono: Bono, The Noobiest Noob in RuneScape.
Petra: Well see you around Bono!
(Petra disappears)
Thorblade4: Come on Mr. Loverboy. We have a quest to finish.
Bono: It's Mr. RuneScape!
At Phanwunti's House...
Bono: We found Petra so give us the weather report.
Phanwunti: Fix my weather vane first!
Bono: We already did you one favour, now give us the report!
Phanwunti: No.
Bono: Do it or I'll throw this nitrocerylin at you!
Phanwunti: Ok! Ok! Here's the weather report!
Arhein: Here's the T.R.A.S.H.
Gnome Pilot: I'll take the druid.
Sanfew: I'll make the dwarf a druid.
Hammerspike: I don't want to become a druid. It was a joke. Gang members attack!
(Gang members start attack and Rocky comes out of Bono's inventory with a Black Cavalier, a rapier, and leather boots)
Rocky: (Zorro accent) You have insulted my noobish friend's honor. You must pay for it!
(Rocky chase* the Gang Members away)
Thorblade4: Ok...
Hammerspike: Ok! Ok! I'll stop bothering Tassie, just don't set the rock on me!
Tassie: Here's a pot lid!
Apothocary: Here's the medicine.
Horvik: Here's the cages! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:14:55

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Seth Groats: Here's the chickens
Joshua: Jimmy shall go free
Bono: Then why is he still in the jail?
Joshua: To make sure we get the chicken.
Bono: Fair enough!
Thorblade4: ...
Aggie: I'll be a witness
Brian: FInd my friend who is in the Lava Maze is the Wilderness.
Bono: Ok!
(Bono runs off then an hour later he is back)
Bono: I couldn't find him in the Lava Maze and I ended up dying from a Lesser Demon.
Brian: It was a joke. Anyway I fixed the axe.
Forester: Here's the red mahogany.
Yanni: Thanks for the mahogany. Why'd it take so long for you to do one small favour?
(Bono jumps and attacks Yanni)
Thorblade4: Because it wasn't one small favour of course dummy.
Yanni: Get off me and I'll give you a good reward.
Bono: Ok.
(Yanni gives Bono a steel key chain and Xp Lamps)
Thorblade4: So Bono, what are you going to wish for?
Bono: I want to raise Agility and Theiving with these.
Thorblade4: Ok then.
Bono: By the way, do you know where Rocky went?
Thorblade4: Nope.
At the Paramaya Inn...
Rocky: Yum! This is the best tea I had!
ERE*: You got that right!
Next Chapter: Chapter 8 Valentine's Day!
*Evil Rock Elemental was not the name of the monster fought in One Small Favour, but Jagex blocked it so I had to change it to Evil Rock Elemental or ERE for short. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:15:11

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 8: Valentine's Day!
Bono: Happy Valentine's Day Thorblade4!
Thorblade4: Happy Valentine's Day Bono!
Rocky: What about me?!=(
Thorblade4 and Bono: Happy Valentine's Day Rocky!!!=)
Rocky: Awww!=) You guys shouldn't have.
Bono: You're right! Let's not do it next Valentine's Day!
(Thorblade4 kicks Bono shins)
Bono: OW!
Rocky: So you guys have any plans?
Thorblade4: Nothing except watch Bono.
Bono: I wanna find a date!
(Bono runs off)
Thorblade4: BONO! GET BACK HERE!
(Thorblade4 runs after Bono)
In Falador Park After talking to all but one girl...
Bono: I'll never find a girlfriend!
Rocky: Cheer up Bono. The title says that there's one girl you haven't asked as a date
Bono: But who is she?
On a bench not to far away...
Petra(Remember her? She's from Chapter 7): I'll never find a boyfriend!
ERE: Cheer up. The title of your story says there's one boy you haven't asked as a date to.
Petra: But who is he?
(Petra and Bono both realize each other's presence)
Petra & Bono: YOU!
Petra: Bono! I've missed you!
Bono: Petra I've missed you! OMG! It's the ERE from Chapter 7!
Perta: Bono calm down. That's my pet rock. You accidently cast the animate rock spell on her back in Chapter 7. Her name is Roxanne.
Roxanne: Hi Rocky! I haven't seen you around lately.
(Rocky blushes)
Rocky: Hi Roxanne.
Petra: Let's all go out to dinner!
Bono, Rocky, and Roxanne: YEAH!
(All but Thorblade4 leave for Brimhaven)
Thorblade4: I've noticed I didn't get alot of lines back there...
At the Shrimp and Parrot Resturant in Brimhaven...
Petra: Oh Bono! Isn't this so romantic?
(Bono looks up from the menu)
Bono: Huh? Was that the menu talking? Oh yeah. It is, Petra.
(Waiter walks up to them)
Bono: Waiter, we'd like two rock lobsters and two buckets of sands please.
Waiter: That's a very unusual order. We don't serve any of those here. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:15:34

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Bono: What kind of a resturant is this if you don't have rock lobster! I love rock lobster more than anything!
(Petra glares at Bono)
Bono: Except cheese.
(Petra still glares at Bono)
Bono: And my lovely date Petra.
(Petra blushes)
Waiter: Ok then. I can get buckets of sand from across the road, but the rock lobster is very hard. It'll cost you.
Bono: Money means nothing when you're in love.
(Petra smiles)
Waiter: Ok then. Your choice.
(Waiter walks off)
One Hour Later...
Waiter: Here are your buckets of sand and rock lobsters.
Bono: What took so long?! My date was starving!
Waiter: I already told you. The rock lobsters are very far.
Bono: At least they're here.
(Bono takes a fork and pokes the rock lobster)
Bono: Man this rock lobster is very hard.
Waiter: That's because it's the rock lobster from Waterbirth Island. It's hard as rock.
(The Rock lobster starts to move)
Waiter: Oh yeah. We forgot to cook it.
(The Rock lobster starts to attack Bono and Petra)
Bono: Rocky! Talk to it!
Rocky: Dude it's a rock lobster, not a rock.
Bono: So?!
Rocky: They're two different things. I don't speak crustecean.
At the corner of the Shrimp and Parrot...
Thorblade4: Show time.
(Indiana Jones music starts to play and Thorblade4 attacks)
Thorblade4: HI-YAH!!!!!
(Thorblade4 kills the rock lobster. You can stop the music now)
Waiter: Here's the bill.
(Waiter hands Bono the bill)
Bono: What?! 1 million gp?!
Waiter: Those rock lobsters were really hard to get.
Bono: I'm not paying for this! My date can!
Petra: What?! You were the one who asked for Rock Lobster and you didn't even ask how much it costs! You can't even defend yourself from a rock lobsters and now you force the bill on me! You're dumped!
Bono: But Petra...=(
Petra: No buts! I'm going and so are you Roxanne. You're not dating a rock who is owned by a jerk.
Roxanne: Rocky!
Rocky: Roxanne! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:15:49

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Petra: We're dating this nice high level player who saved us from the rock lobster.
Thorblade4: What?! It's bad enough I have to take care of one of you, but now I'm dating the other?!
Petra: Let's go on a romantic cruise to Ardougne!
(Petra drags Thorblade4 to the ship)
Bono: I'm so sad Rocky.
Rocky: This is all your fault! I had a perfect relationship with Roxanne, but you and your wimpy and cheapskate ways destroyed our love! =@
Bono: Rocky! Please don't leave me...=(
Rocky: I'm never talking to you again!
On the ship heading to Ardougne...
Petra: Isn't this so romantic, Thorblade4?
Thorblade4: You know, about this date, I'm going to dump you.
Petra: Why?!
Thorblade4: Because I don't like you and I'm not letting you dump me.
Petra: That's why?!
Thorblade4: Yup. And I'm dumping you off this ship right now!
(Thorblade4 pushes Petra off the ship.)
Somewhere in RuneScape...
Randome Female Player: Uh oh! I felt Petra's aura being hurt!
(Han appears)
Hans: I told you to protect the noob and now you're not watching her and she's hurt!
Random Female Player: Please Hans. I didn't think one day could make a difference. Please don't do it!
Hans: Too bad! Now I am going to-
(I don't know what happened next, but the Random Female Player was gone)
Hans: I know you're there Thorblade4, so let this be a warning to you if you don't watch out for Bono!
Thorblade4: Ummmmmmm...That's all for today folks. (Hans is scary. I don't want to disappear like that Random Player...)
Next Chapter: Chapter 9: Rocky Turns to the Dark Side "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:16:02

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