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Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 9: Rocky Turns to the Dark Side
Thorblade4: That was not the best of our Valentine's Day.
Bono: Me and Rocky lost our dates and he still won't talk to me...
Rocky: I'm so mad at Bono.
Thorblade4: I thought you said you weren't talking.
Rocky: I said I was not talking to Bono, not talking to anybody.
Thorblade4: Good point.
Bono: Rocky, talk to me.
Rocky: Thorblade4, tell Bono "No way"
Thorblade4: Bono, Rocky says-
Bono: Thorblade4, tell Rocky he's a rock head!
Thorblade4: Rocky, Bono says-
Rocky: Thorblade4, tell Bono-
Thorblade4: I AM NOT THE PRIVATE CHAT SYSTEM!!! Anyway Bono needs to complete Between a Rock. I'm surprised he did it after Fishing Contest and Dwarf Cannon...
(Flashback Starts)
Bono: Ok Rocky. Let's catch to most rarest fish of all!
(Bono throws Rocky to water. There's a huge splash and lots of rare fish are found)
Bonzo: You definetly win the fishing contest!
(The next flash back begins)
Bono: I know what would work instead of a cannonball.
Lawgof: What?
Bono: Rocky!
Rocky: Oh no! Not again!
(Bono puts Rocky into the cannon. The cannon fires and Rocky hits some goblins)
(End of Flashbacks)
Rocky: How could I forget those quests...
Bono: Let's start it!
At Between a Rock Starting Point...
Dondakan: ...so there's my problem.
Bono: Have you tried throwing random things at it?
Dondakan: No...
Bono: That always works for me.
(Bono throws most of his inventory in. Some coins go through the rock)
Bono: Noooooo!!!! My 1k!!!!
Dondakan: Gold can go through it? That's brilliant. Make me a gold helmet.
Bono: Ok!
Later...
Bono: Thanks for letting me request assistance Thorblade4
Thorblade4: No problem.
Dondakan: Bono get in the cannon.
Rocky: Yes! Now I shall have revenge!
Bono: No way! It could be dangerous.
Dondakan: I'll give you a slice of cheese.
Bono: No pain no gain! I'll do it!
Thorblade4: O_o "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:16:51

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Bono: Here goes nothing.
(Bono is fired from a cannon)
Rocky: Maybe I've been too hard on Bono. I'd better see if he's ok.
Thorblade4: I expected you to say that, that's why I brought my helmet. You can use it.
Rocky: How'd you know?
Thorblade4: I knew you couldn't stay mad at him for long.
Rocky: Whatever.
(Rocky is fired from the cannon)
In the Cave...
Bono: Wow, It's big in here. And filled with gold.
(Rocky flies into Bono)
Bono: OW! Rocky! What are you doing here?
Rocky: I wanted to see if you're ok.
Bono: Oh. Ok.
After the fight with the Arzinian Being of Bordanzan...
Rocky: Why'd you do that? He was just a rock.
Bono: I recall that you defeated him.
Rocky: I only did it to protect you. I think we should bury him.
Bono: Rocks don't have bones though.
Rocky: Yeah but they have dust.
(Rocky gets some of the dust on him as he picks it up)
Rocky: Odd. I felt a tinglely feeling.
Bono: Come on Rocky. We have to tell Dondakan.
Rocky: Ok. I'm coming!
At Dondakan Place...
Dondakan: Well. What did you see in there?
Bono: Nothing much. Except loads of gold and a rock-like demon.
Dondakan: Gold?! Yipee! I struck it rich!
(Dondakan climbs into cannon and fires himself into the rock)
Thorblade4: Ok...
Bono: He was so excited he jumped right out of his boots. Boy do they smell. I don't like them.
Thorblade4: I'll take them if you don't want them.
Bono: Ok.
(Bono trades Thorblade4 the Granite Boots)
Thorblade4: Thanks Bono.
Bono: Anytime.
Rocky: That's it Bono! I had it with you!
Bono: Had what Rocky?
Rocky: Because of you, I lost my one true love and you killed an innocent rock!
Bono: When?
Rocky: Just a few minutes ago!
Bono: Rocky, that wasn't a rock. That was a demon.
Rocky: I don't care! I've had it with you!
(Rocky turns into the Arzinian Being of Bordanzan)
Bono: Wow! Rocky you've grown up!
Evil Rocky: Don't kid around noob! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:17:04

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Bono Rocky has turned into Evil Rocky. He has the mind and body of the Arzinian Being of Bordanzan and Rcoky's voice and name with Evil in front of it.
Evil Rocky: And I plan to take over RuneScaspe! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
(Evil Rocky disappears)
Bono: Man they grow up so fast.
Thorblade4: Bono, Rocky didn't grow up. He's evil!
Bono: Oh.
Thorblade4: And he's planning to take over RuneScape!
Bono: That's a bad thing right?
Thorblade4: Of course it is!
Bono: Oh. Then what should we do?
Thorblade4: We should stop him.
Bono: How do we stop him?
Thorblade4: We foil his plans and cure him.
Bono: How do we do that?
Thorblade4: I don't know!
Bono: What kind of a high level player are you?! You're supposed to know everything.
Thorblade4: Let's just get Rocky.
(Evil Rocky appears)
Evil Rocky: That's EVIL Rocky! Not Rocky! Evil Evil Evil!
(EVIL-
Evil Rocky: NOT EVIL, Evil.
(Evil Rocky disappears)
Thorblade4: Ok...
Bono: Let's follow him!
Thorblade4: How can we follow someone who just disappears.
Bono: I have no idea.
Thorblade4: There's only one person that can help us...
At Evil Dave's House...
Evil Dave: So let me get this straight. You need to defeat an Evil Pet Rock that's going to take over RuneScape.
Bono: Yup.
Evil Dave: What is this world coming to?
Thorblade4: So will you help us?
Evil Dave: Sure I will. I want to take over RuneScape so I need to get rid of the competition.
Thorblade4: Ok... So where would Rocky strike?
(Evil Rocky appears)
Evil Rocky: That's Evil Rocky! Not Rocky! And I'd go someplace to wreck havoc and have revenge!
(Evil Rocky disappears)
Evil Dave: I think I know where you're friend would wreck havoc a***...
At Al Kharid Mine...
Thorblade4: Man Dave, you're brilliant. Evil Rocky is here.
Evil Dave: That's Evil Dave!
Thorblade4: Whatever. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:17:30

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Bono: So how are we going to stop Evil Rocky?
Thorblade4: I'm afraid Bono we'll have to destroy him from the inside. You still have the Gold Helmet?
Bono: Yup.
Thorblade4: And the nitrocerylin?
Bono: Yup.
Thorblade4: Good let's set up a trap...
A Few minutes later...
Thorblade4: Well we're ready to defeat Evil Rocky.
Bono: How'd you get that Dwarf Multi-Cannon?
Thorblade4: It's Dondakan's. I'm "borrowing" it.
Bono: Okay.
Thorblade4: Now let's stop Rocky!
(Evil Rocky turns around after wrecking havoc)
Evil Rocky: (Angrily) How many times do I have to tell you?! It's Evil Rocky!
Thorblade4: Not anymore! Fire away Bono!
(Thorblade4 fires the dwarf cannon and Bono comes flying out. Bono goes through Evil Rocky and releashes the nitrocerylin)
Evil Rocky: That didn't hurt at all! It just went through me!
(The nitrocerylin explodes)
Evil Rocky: AAAAAARGH!!!!!!
(Evil Rocky explodes into tiny pieces)
Thorblade4: Rocky! Are you ok!
???: It's not Rocky.
Thorblade4: No...
Rocky: It's Rocky, The Rockiest Rock in RuneScape!!!
Thorblade4: Do we have to call you that?
Rocky: No. Rocky will do. Say, where's Bono?
Thorblade4: I think I put in too much charcoal.
Rocky: So he's flying into outer space?!
Thorblade4: No. He just landed on the moon.
Rocky: He should go and rescue him.
Thorblade4: We should, but not right now.
Rocky: You're right. It's so peaceful. I could go for some tea right now.
Thorblade4: Same here. Let's get some tea before we rescue Bono.
(Thorblade4 and Rocky head off to Varrock)
Evil Dave: I noticed I didn't get much lines in this chapter...
Next Chapter: Chapter 10: The End of Rocky, The Rockiest Rock in RuneScape
Is this the end of Rocky the rockiest rock in RuneScape? Will a new character replace him? And who is behind the evil? Find out in the next chapter! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:17:45

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Chapter 10: The End of Rocky, the Rockiest Rock in RuneScape
Thorblade4: That was the best cup of tea I had.
Rocky: Not to mention the best game of Pest Control, and Rune Squares and-
Thorblade4: Um... Rocky. I think our readers would want us to save Bono.
Rocky: (Sigh) Do we have to?
Readers: YES!!!
Thorblade4: The question is, how do we get on the moon?
Rocky: Remember the metal-thingy you rode in Chapter 6?
Thorblade4: Yeah. What about it?
Rocky: It could take us to the moon.
Thorblade4: Good idea, except one problem. I forgot where we left it.
Rocky: You...forgot?
Thorblade4: All I remember was that we left it Tai Bwan Wanni right next to Trufitus's House.
Rocky: Hang on. If you forgot it, how'd you know it was next to Trufitus's House?
Thorblade4: I meant I couldn't remember which side we put it on.
(Rocky rolls his eyes)
Thorblade4: Nice try Rocky, but we all know rocks don't have eyes.
Rocky: Darn it! They remember!
At Trufitus's House...
Rocky: Are you sure this is where you left it?
Thorblade4: I'm sure but I can't remember where I put it...
(Thorblade4 walks into a palm tree and he falls over and it makes a metal sound)
Rocky: Hey! Someone other than Bono did something noobish!
Thorblade4: Be quiet...
Rocky: And I think we found the metal-thingy.
After a few minutes...
Thorblade4: Are we ready for take off?
Rocky: We are.
Thorblade4: Starting count-down. 10
Rocky: 9
Thorblade4: 8
Rocky: 7
Thorblade4: This will just waste characters! 6 5 4 3 2 1 BLAST OFF!!!
(The metal-thingy/rocket blasts off)
Rocky: So that's what this is called.
Thorblade4: What are you talking about?
Rocky: The metal-thingy is called a rocket.
Thorblade4: Ok
Rocky: And I will be the captain!
Thorblade4: Why are you going to be the captain?!
Rocky: Because this is a rocket and I'm a rock!
Thorblade4: Whatever.
Halfway between RuneScape and the Moon... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:17:58

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Rocky: Are you sure you know how to fly the rocket?
Thorblade4: Nope. I only know what the name of it.
Rocky: Oh that'll do loads of help...
Thorblade4: Uh oh! We're almost to the moon, but I can't remember how to land!
Rocky: Yup we're doomed...
(The rocket lands and Thorblade4 and Rocky are still screaming)
Thorblade4: Hey. We stopped moving, and there's no smoke. We made it!
Outside of the Rocket...
Thorblade4: This one small step for an adventuer, one giant leap for adventuer kind!
Rocky: Whatever. Hey! Why'd you bring that flag?
Thorblade4: So I can claim the moon as my own and keep everyone else off. Now let's find Bono.
(Bono bounces toward Thorblade4)
Bono: Hi Thorblade4! Hi Rocky!
Thorblade4 & Rocky: Hi Bono!
Bono: I love it here! There's cheese all around here and I can bounce!
Thorblade4: Yeah that's great. Now come with us.
Bono: Why?
Thorblade4: We need you.
Bono: You do?
Thorblade4: Yes.
Bono: Ok then. Let's go.
(A mysterious mage appears)
???: Well well well. If it isn't Thorblade4 with a noob and a rock.
Thorblade4: Hey get out of here! You're not part of the story!
???: I am now!!! And there's nothing you can do that will stop me from summoning the most wicked beast ever!!!
Thorblade4: Really, what?
???: Your pet rock.
Rocky: What?
???: Yes. Your rock was a part of the Arzinian Being of Bordanzan. I collected the rest of the dust so he could realize his true potenial.
Rocky: I'll never help you ???!
???: You have no will as your true self! Now become the beast!
(??? throws dust on Rocky and Rocky turns into a giant Arzinian Being of Bordanzan)
Bono: Rocky no!!!
???: ROCKY YES!!!
Evil Rocky: I'm Back!!!
???: Now my beast use the power of the moon to give you strength!
Bono: Rocky don't do it!
???: He will never listen to you! I'm in control.
Rocky: Bono, push me off the moon.
Bono: Why?
Rocky: It's the only way to save RuneScape! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:18:14

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Bono: What will happen to you though?
Rocky: I'll be destroyed, but at least RuneScape will not be destroyed.
Bono: Rocky...
Rocky: Do it Bono, before it's too-
(Rocky turned back into Evil Rocky)
Bono: I'm sorry Rocky.
(Bono pushes Evil Rocky off the moon)
???: NOOOOOOO!!! MY PLANS HAVE BEEN FOILED!!!
Bono: I'll push you off the moon next ???.
???: Ha! We'll meet again Bono, but not today.
(??? disappears)
Thorblade4: Come on Bono. We have to help Rocky!
At the Port Sarim Yew Tree...
Bot #1: Soon we will take over RuneScape!!!
Bot #2: Nothing can stop us now!!!
Bot #3: Hey! What's that up there?
Bot #4: It looks like a giant metorite coming right toward us.
Bot #5: Uh oh!
(Evil Rocky crushes the Bots and permantly bans them from RuneScape forever)
Bot #1: Darn it! We've been fried and banned at the same time!
(The rocket lands near the crater)
Bono: Rocky! Are you there!
(No answer)
Bono: Rocky say something!
(A little mumble is heard)
Thorblade4: Bono, we need to take Rocky to the Duel Arena Hospital. I can fix him up.
Bono: But will he ever be able the play the piano again?
Thorblade4: I think Rocky will be able to play even better!
Bono: Yay!
The Next Day at The Duel Arena Hospital...
Bono: Doctor, how's Rocky doing.
Dr. Thorblade4: He's doing quite alight. I think he's even better than he was before.
(Rocky in the form of the Arzinian Being of Bordanzan walks in)
Bono: How do you feel Rocky?
Rocky: Better than new! Now I can keep up with you guys and attack with melee and magic!
Dr. Thorblade4: He's going to be quite alright now.
Bono: Who was ???.
Thorblade4: I think I know ???. I just hope he isn't who I think he is.
Next Chapter: Chapter 11: In Search Of A New Pet
What will Bono's new pet will be? And will a trait be passed down. Find out in our next chapter! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:18:30

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 11: The Search For A New Pet
Bono: Rocky as my pet...
Rocky: I am no longer your pet! I can walk and talk like you. Heck I can defeat you. I am not your pet.
Bono: Then I don't have a pet...
Rocky: That's right.
Bono: I need a new pet.
Thorblade4: How about a-?
Bono: Super awesome secret social killer chinchilla!!!!
Thorblade4: O_o
Bono: What?
Thorblade4: How about a kitten?
Bono: Ok! I love kitties...=)
(Flashback begins)
Bono: Ok Kitty. Time for your bath.
Kitty: Hiss!
(As Bono trys to put the cat into bath, the kitten scracthes Bono until he only has 1hp left)
Bono: Good kitty!
(Flashback ends)
Thorblade4: Ok...
At Gertrude's House...
Gertrude: I lost my cat...
Bono: If I find it can I keep it?
Gertrude: No! But I'll let you have a kitten.
Bono: Even better!
Gertrude: My boys, Shilop and Wilough may know where my cat went.
At Varrock Square...
Wilough: Hey! A Noob!
Shilop: Let's get him!
(The boys attack Bono and leave him at 1hp)
Thorblade4: Stop it or I'll-
Wilough: Tell our mother?
Shilop: (laughs) We're not mama's boys.
Thorblade4: ...Or I'll tie you up and send you to the wildermess for the dragons to eat you.
(Shilop and Wilough start to shiver)
Wilough: The cat's at the saw mill. We saw her when we were "playing" at the saw mill.
Shilop: Yeah. It was fun taking the saw mill operator's equipment apart.
Thorblade4: You really are bad...
At the Saw Mill...
Thorblade4: Well Bono, it's time to find the cat.
Bono: Ok!
A few minutes later...
Bono: I found her!
Thorblade4: Good now give her some milk.
Bono: Ok!
(Bono gives the cat chocolate milk)
Gertrude's Cat: Purrrrrr!
Thorblade4: Now give her spicey sardines!
Bono: Ok!
(Bono gives the cat sardines with spice on it. The cat eats it and smoke comes out of her ears)
Thorblade4: Now find her kitten.
Bono: Ok
(Bono shakes a crate and a kitten falls out) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:29:48

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Kitten: Meow!=)
Bono: Time to take you home little cat.
Kitten: Meow!=)
(Bono takes the kitten to Gertrude's Cat. Gertrude's Cat licks it and goes back to Gertrude's house)
At Gertrude's House...
Gertrude: Thank you for finding my cat. Here's a kitten as a reward!
(Gertrude gives Bono the yellow and brown spotted cat)
Kitten: Meow!=)
Thorblade4: So Bono, what are you going to call your kitten? Kitty, the Kittiest Kitten in RuneScape?
Bono: No. I'm getting my kitten to kill some rats. Then I'll think of a name.
(Bono sees a rat)
Bono: Go on Puss! Kill that rat!
Kitten: Meow!=)
Rat: Eek!
Bono: Say, that's a great name!
Thorblade4: Rat?
Bono: No, Puss! What do you say Puss?
Puss: Meow!=)
Rocky: Puss, you must carry own the tradition of protecting Bono with this dark calvier, rapier and leather boots! Do you accept?
(Puss nods)
Rocky: Good Puss. You shall be known as... Puss in...in...Boots!
Puss: Meow!=)
Thorblade4: Oh goody...
Bono: So Puss, let's start are travels!
Puss: Meow!=)
Thorblade4: I think we should hang out in Varrock before we decide where to go, because I could go for some tea.
Rocky: Same here.
Bono: Ok then!
Thorblade4: And here's some fish for Puss.
Bono: Ok!
(Puss jumps up and eats all the fish then burps)
Bono: Puss!!!!!
(Puss looks up at Bono with cute eyes)
Bono: Oh I can't stay mad at you with those eyes!
(Bono picks up Puss and hugs him)
(Thorblade4 rolls his eyes)
Next Chapter: Chapter 12: Bono's New Look
What will Bono's new look be? Will he have a blue quiff, a pink princely trousers, orange tattered waistcoat with tattered sleeves? Find out in our Next Chapter!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:33:31

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