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13-May-2009 23:46:55

13-May-2009 23:47:11

Chapter 19: Tears of Guthix:
Thorblade4: Well Bono, I think you're ready for Tears of Guthix Quest!
Rocky: For the last couple of chapters...
Thorblade4: Anyway let's get to the Tears of Guthix.
At the Tear's of Guthix Cave...
Thorblade4: Hey, has anyone seen Bono?
(Bono is fighting a wall beast)
Bono: Why am I not damaging you, you stupid wall beast that tried to take my hair!
Wall Beast: Roar!
Thorblade4: BONO! GET OVER HERE!!!
Bono: Ok.
Juna: I want you to make me a stone bowl out of those rocks on that ledge.
Bono: But I can't climb those rocks.
Thorblade4: Follow me.
At the top of the ledge...
Thorblade4: Now you have to cross the ledge by-
(Bono jumps and falls)
Bono: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Thorblade4: Bono!!!
Bono: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Thorblade4: Bono?
Bono: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Thorblade4: ...
Bono: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Thorblade4: Blue could you get Bono?
Blue: Sure.
A few minutes later...
Bono: Why didn't you get me sooner?! I was scared to death!
Thorblade4: You were saying, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Bono: That's my, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Thorblade4: Oh. Anyway I know how to get you across that chasm.
Bono: How?
Thorblade4: First get that cheese from inside this Dwarf Mutli-Cannon, then I'll tell you...
Bono: Ok.
(Bono climbs in the cannon and Thorblade4 fires it sending Bono across the chasm)
Rocky: Hey! Isn't this the cannon you "borrowed" from Dondakan?
Thorblade4: Yeah. but he wasn't there, so I kept it.
Rocky: Oh.
(Bono gets a rock and makes it into a bowl)
Bono: Ok I'm coming back!
Thorblade4: Wait Bono!
(Bono jumps and flaps his wings across the chasm.
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
Juna: Thank you Bono. You can now use the tears to raise skills.
Bono: You're welcome. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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13-May-2009 23:47:43

Chapter 20: The Return of ???
Thorblade4: Nice job completing Tears of Guthix Bono.
Bono: Yeah, but I'm still worried about what Juna said.
Thorblade4: You mean about ???.
Bono: No, that my credit card is almost expired.
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
Bono: Why are you guys doing that?
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
Bono: Could you stop?
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
Bono: Whatever...
(??? appears)
???: At last! After 10 Chapters, I can return to the story!
Thorblade4: You cheated! You came back in Chapter 14! You have to wait another 10 Chapters before going into this story!
???: I don't play by the rules!
Thorblade4: Well I'm the author and I can-
(Bono starts bowing to Thorblade4)
Thorblade4: Bono, what are you doing...?
Bono: You're the almighty author. I must bow to you to appease you!
Thorblade4: ...Anyway who are you ??? ?
???: Come to my POH in Rellekka and all shall be revealed.
(??? teleports away)
At the Rellekka POH Portal...
Thorblade4: How are we going to get into ???'s POH if we don't know his real name?
Bono: Type in ???
Thorblade4: Oh sure. That would so not-
(Bono types in "???" and enters ???'s POH)
Thorblade4: ...work.
At ???'s POH...
Thorblade4: Odd. ???'s POH is a dark stone castle with a Wildnerness Background...
Rocky: I don't like this.
Blue: Wait. I have a familiar scent...
Puss: And I see a human's shadow!
(???'s Mom appears through the doorway)
???'s Mom: Hello boys! Are you here to see ??? ?
Thorblade4: But what about the familiar scent Blue.
???'s Mom: I made chocolate chip crunchies!
Blue: I smelled chocolate.
(??? appears)
???: Mother! I told you not to answer the door!
???'s Mom: Sorry dear. And please come in Thorblade4. It's so nice to see you again!
Rocky: You do know ???.
Thorblade4: Yes, I do. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

13-May-2009 23:48:12

???: Enough enough. Come to my throne room.
Thorblade4: Why? Shouldn't we go to your room.
???: No. It's so scary it would burn your eyes out.
???'s Mom: Would you like another unicorn poster in your room dear?
???: MOTHER!!!
(Thorblade4, Bono, Rocky, Puss, and Blue laugh)
???: Just come to my throne room...
At ???'s Throne Room...
Thorblade4: Ok ??? would you like to reveal yourself or shall I?
???: Of course Thorblade4. You know me as Evi1 Mag3.
Thorblade4: I should have known back in Chapter 10...
Bono: Excuse us! But who's Evi1 Mag3?
Thorblade4: A previous friend of mine.
Evi1 Mag3: You reported me all because I said some bad words and bought money "illegally".
Thorblade4: So this is what's become of you.
Evi1 Mag3: Yes! I was in the void for a year! I all thought about was revenge...
Thorblade4: I expected better of you Evi1 Mag3.
Evi1 Mag3: Well you expected wrong! Attack my minions!
Thorblade4: (sacasticly) Oh no! What are your minions? Cute little bunny rabbits?
Evi1 Mag3: No. Cute little bunny rabbits-
(Thorblade4, Bono, Puss, Rocky and Blue laugh)
Evi1 Mag3: ...from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
(Thorblade4, Bono, Rocky, Puss and Blue stop laughing)
Evi1 Mag3: Attack them my pretties!
Thorblade4: I always knew that bunnies were evil!
(While Thorblade4, Rocky, Puss and Blue are fighting the evil bunnies, one hops up to Bono)
Bono: Hello Mr. Cute Bunny Wabbit! Will you be my friend?
(The evil rabbit attacks Bono)
Thorblade4: Bono look out!
Bono: How dare you, you wicked wabbit! I'll show you anger!
(Bono uses his Mouse Toy and lassos the bunny. Then he sends the bunny spinning around destroying the other evil bunnies. Then the evil bunny dies)
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
Evi1 Mag3:
Bono: What?
Evi1 Mag3: Now to call in my real minions...
(100 Players in full Zammorak Rune Armor with Dragon longswords appear) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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13-May-2009 23:48:38

(Bono pulls out an iron longsword and his mouse toy)
Bono: ...my iron longsword and mouse toy!
Evi1 Mag3: Fine noob! Prepare to lose!
(Evi1 Mag3 knocks both weapons out of Bono's hands and raises his sword and-)
Thorblade4: Bono! No!
Rocky: Bono! No!
Puss: Boss! No!
Blue: Bono! No!
Readers: Bono!!! No!!!
Dusty Sharp: Bono! Catch!
(Dusty Sharp throws Bono a raw sword and two swordfish)
Dusty Sharp: Eat these to heal yourself and use the raw one to defend yourself.
Bono: How am I supposed to eat this?!
Dusty Sharp:
(Bono rolls away from Evi1 Mag3 and starts slapping him with a raw Swordfish)
Bono: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Evi1 Mag3: ARGH! I'll get you noob, and your rock, cat and dragon too!
(Evi1 Mag3 teleports away with only 1hp)
Thorblade4: Let's get out of here Bono! This place is going to collapse!
Bono: Ok!
(Thorblade4, Bono, Rocky, Puss and Blue leave Evi1 Mag3's POH. The house falls down and Evi1 Mag3's mom is still there)
Evi1 Mag3's Mom: Son! What are you doing! Did you break another lamp! I heard something break!
At Thorblade4's POH...
Thorblade4: Thanks for saving Bono, Dusty Sharp.
Dusty Sharp: You're welcome. And why are Rocky, Puss, and Blue over there?
Rocky: These are the best chocolate chip crunchies ever!
Puss: I can't believe she actually gave them to you!
Blue: I know. We should go back for more!
Next Chapter: Chapter 21: As A First Resort "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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