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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 30: The Final Chapter
Thorblade4: Bono, what are you doing with that magnifing glass?
Bono: Looking at an ant on this tree.
(Sunlight goes through the magnifing glass and the ant and tree catch on fire and instantly burn to the ground.
Bono: Ooh! An ant-sized gravestone and ashes!
Thorblade4: Now what are you doing, Bono?
Bono: Looking at your boot with the magnifing glass.
(Sunlight goes through the magnifing glass and Thorblade4's boot catches on fire)
Thorblade4: Ow ow ow ow! Hot foot! Ow ow ow ow!
(Thorblade4 starts to hop around on one foot)
Iou642: Is it always this crazy?
Rocky: No. This is normal.
Iou642: How can it get any crazier than this.
Rocky: You don't want to know...
Iou642: Anyway I know this cool place.
Rocky: Where?
Iou642: It's right down that dark and sinister alley.
Rocky: Ok.
(Rocky walks down into the alley and Iou642 hits Rocky with a blackjack)
Rocky: That tickled.
Iou642: Oh forget it. I'll use this knock-out gas.
(Iou642 knocks Rocky out)
Iou642: And then there were 4...
Thorblade4: What are you talking about?
Iou642: There are only 4 of us: You, me, Bono and Blue.
Thorblade4: Where's Rocky?
Bono: And Puss?
Iou642: I dunno about Rocky, but I last saw Puss with a player named Chevez32. They went down that dark and sinister alley.
Bono: I'm coming Puss!
(Bono goes down the dark and sinister alley and is knocked out)
Iou642: And then there were 3...
Blue: That's really getting annoying.
Iou642: Sorry.
(Thorblade4 and Blue whisper behind Iou642's back)
Thorblade4: I don't trust him. Bono and Rocky have disappeared when he first appeared. We might be next.
Blue: I've got a plan...
Iou642: I saw Bono and Rocky go down that dark and sinister alley.
Blue & Thorblade4: Ok!
(Iou642 sees the figures of Thorblade4 and Blue slump)
Iou642: At last! Now I have all of them for my master, Evi1 Mag3!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:11:13

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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(Iou642 drags Thorblade4 and Blue deeper into the dark and sinister alley)
On the rooftops of the dark and sinister alley...
Thorblade4: Good thing we took that ninja lesson from Sheer125.
Blue: How long do you think it will take Iou642 to realize he's captured dummies of us?
Thorblade4: Pretty long. Let's follow him to Evi1 Mag3's hideout. And wear a gas mask or a Fishbowl helmet with diving apparatus.
Blue: Ok.
In Evi1 Mag3's Hideout....
Rocky: Huh? Where are we?
Bono: Butterflies...
Evi1 Mag3: At last! My plan to capture Bono and his friends is complete! Good work my apprentice!
Iou642: Thank you Lord Evi1 Mag3.
(Iou642 does bow emote)
Rocky: Iou642 save us!
Iou642: You silly fool. I work for Evi1 Mag3.
Bono: You still owe me 642!!!
Iou642: Foolish noob, you still don't get-
Evi1 Mag3: Wait! Why are there only 2 of them?
Iou642: Puss in Boots was already captured by Chevez32. And I brought Thorblade4 and Blue just now.
Evi1 Mag3: You dummy! Those are dummies!=@
Iou642: Oops.
Evi1 Mag3: You shall be demoted my ex-appprentice. Now watch the execution!
???: You know I hate that word, Evi1 Mag3.
Evi1 Mag3: Sorry Ellemar.
(A being with a brain in a fishbowl, zamorak plate and legs, rune boots and rune claws appear)
Rocky: So you're Ellemar.
Ellemar: You're half right. I'm called Ellemar, but now I am the shell of him.
Bono: What happened?
Ellemar: I was thrown into Morytania because I proposed a way to stop Agrith-Naar. The werewolves found me and put my brain in a pot. Evi1 Mag3 found me and made me this body. I had a wife and a son named-.
Evi1 Mag3: Silence! It is time for their execution! Surok, summon Bork!
Surok: Yes partner.
(Surok summons Bork)
Evi1 Mag3: Now my Zamorak Knights, Magicians, and Archers, you shall watch the demise of Bono and Rocky!
(Ellemar looks up)
Ellemar: Bono? That's my son's name!
Evi1 Mag3: Indeed it is and soon it will be was. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:12:03

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Ellemar: Nooooo!!!
(Ellemar jumps in front of Bono)
Bono: Ellemar, what are you doing?
Ellemar: I'm protecting my son!
Bono: Rocky?
Ellemar: No, you!
Bono: You're my dad?
Ellemar: Yes!
Bono: Thanks dad!
Ellemar: I'm sorry I wasn't there to be a good father when you were a child. Now I will make up for it now.
Rocky: Uh Mr. RuneScape Sr.? The speech is great and all, but Bork is coming closer. Could you get us out of here?
Ellemar: Of course!
(Ellemar shoots a grappling hook and swings Bono and Rocky to safety)
Rocky: Thanks!
Evi1 Mag3: Ellemar you traitor! You can never escape Bork! And you can never escape my minions!
(Zamorak Knights, Wizards, and Archers surrond Ellemar, Rocky and Bono)
Ellemar: The final hour has come.
Rocky: We're doomed.
Bono: You still owe me 642 Iou642!
Evi1 Mag3: Now my minions! Finish them off-!
(Thorblade4 and Blue crash through the wall)
Thorblade4: You forgot about me!
Blue: And me!
(Philip3477 appears)
Philip3477: And me!
(Sheer125 appears)
Sheer125: And me!
(Dusty Sharp appears)
Dusty Sharp: And me!
(Itatchi2929 appears)
Itatchi2929: And me!
(Shafin25 appears)
Shafin25: And me!
(Soon all the Readers appear)
Evi1 Mag3: Oh crud.
(The Bono Readers attack Evi1 Mag3's minions and destroy Bork)
Evi1 Mag3: Retreat!
(Evi1 Mag3, Surok, Iou642, and Evi1 Mag3's minions retreat to Underground Pass)
Thorblade4: We did it!
Readers: Hooray! We got Evi1 Mag3!
Inside the Underground Pass...
Surok: You promised us victory and we have failed again!
Evi1 Mag3: I'm sorry, that noob has powerful friends.
Surok: Well maybe we should have a new leader.
Iou642: Evi1 Mag3, I have someone for you.
Evi1 Mag3: Who is it.
???: Don't you remember me?
(Drag0n Kn1ght appears)
Evi1 Mag3: But how-how-?
Drag0n Kn1ght: When your house fell down, it crushed all the bunnies-
Evi1 Mag3: Not the bunnies! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:12:31 - Last edited on 28-Sep-2011 23:19:30 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Drag0n Kn1ght: -and let me escape. I've waited 13 Chapters to have my revenge on you. I'll be your new leader and I shall lead you to victory against Bono!
Evi1 Mag3: I beg to differ. You are one and we are many.
Drag0n Kn1ght: No I beg to differ.
(1000 Zamorak Warriors, Mages and Rangers appear behind Drag0n Kn1ght)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Minions of Evi1 Mag3, join me and I promise you RuneScape, victory over Bono and complimentry Dragon Armor, Black Dragon Hide, and Barrows Ahrim Robes!
(Evi1 Mag3's minions instanly side over to Drag0n Kn1ght)
Evi1 Mag3: Surok...
Surok: You weak. Him strong.
(Surok joins Drag0n Kn1ght)
Evi1 Mag3: Iou642...
Iou642: He has more power. I'm all for the winning side.
(Iou642 joins Drag0n Kn1ght)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now for my revenge! Shadow!
(A Black Dragon Appears)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Fry him.
(Shadow uses Dragonfire on Evi1 Mag3 and Evi1 Mag3 falls into the abyss)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Even if he survived the dragonfire, he can't survive the fall.
(Evi1 Mag3 survived the fall with only 1hp left)
At Thorblade4's POH...
Thorblade4: Thank you Readers for saving Bono and Rocky.
Ellemar: Ahem!
Thorblade4: -and Ellemar.
Itatchi2929: Hey, where's Puss?
Thorblade4: I dunno. Iou642 said that a guy named Chevez32 took him.
Rocky: We must find him then! We need him for the story!
Bono: Wah! Iou642 didn't pay me 642gp!
Thorblade4: =O
Rocky: =O
Blue: =O
Ellemar: =O
Readers: =O
Thorblade4: We'll find Puss, Bono. That'll make you feel better.
Bono: Ok!
Thorblade4: He's out there somewhere...
End of Part 1
Next Chapter: Chapter 31: Where's Puss?
Where is Puss in Boots? Find out in our Next Chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:12:48

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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PART II:
Main Characters:
Bono Runescape: The star of the show. He's a noob who's obbessed with cheese. He has black curtains, blue woolen sleeves, iron chainbody, sea green fine breeches, black cape, leather boots, Anti-Dragon shield, and Darklight.
Thorblade4: Author of the story and Bono's caretaker. Tries his best to keep Bono out of trouble. Has light-brown long curtains, ringmaster shirt, Abyssal Whip/Lunar Staff, Dark Blue Striped Trousers, Boots of Lightness, Gnome Amulet, Spotted Cape, and Ring of Charos.
Rocky Roade: Bono's pet rock who is now a TzHaar. His full name is Rocky the Rockiest Rock in Runescape Roade. Son of Rockafellar and Terra Roade. He is a TzHaar who was kidnapped by Drag0n Kn1ght as a TzHaar egg that the gang had mistaken for a pet rock.
Puss Cat: Bono's pet cat. His full name is Puss in Boots Cat. Son of Bob and Fluffs the Jagex Cat. He weilds a small dragon longsword, pirate boots, and a dark cavalier. He's Bono's loyal partner.
Blue Dragon: Thorblade4's pet Blue Dragon. His full name is Blue the Bluest Blue Dragon. Son of Safire and *zula Dragon. He was oringinally Drag0n Kn1ght's dragon before the gang freed him. He loves chocolate. His parents and siblings were murdered by Shadow, Drag0n Kn1ght's current dragon. Wants to kill Shadow to avenge their deathes.
Ellemar Runescape: Bono's cyborg father. He's a brain in a fishbowl that wears Rune Plate, Rune Legs, Fishbowl Helmet, Diving Apparatus, Rune Boots, Rune Gloves, and Rune claws. Was executed and thrown into Morytania for reading unholy books. Werewolves took his brain and Evi1 Mag3 bought the brain and made Ellemar a new body. Ellemar tries to protect Bono and treats him like a child. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:18:00

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 31: Where's Puss? pg 13
Chapter 32: To Catch a Scammer pg 13
Chapter 33: Reunion pg 13
Chapter 34: Castle Wars pg 14
Chapter 35: Regicide pg 14
Chapter 36: The Great Dragon Robbery pg 14
Chapter 37: Hunt for the Revenant Dragon pg 14
Chapter 38: Murder Mystery pg 16
Chapter 39: Sheep Herder pg 16
Chapter 40: Beginning of the Dark Age pg 17
Chapter 41: Curing Bono pg 17
Chapter 42: The Resistance pg 17
Chapter 43: Prisonbreak pg 18
Chapter 44: Sir Bono To The Rescue pg 18
Chapter 45: Bono vs. Iou642 pg 18
Chapter 46: Ice Caves pg 20
Chapter 47: Pirates of the Snowabbean pg 20
Chapter 48: Making Port, Not Rum pg 21
Chapter 49: Invasion of Falador pg 21
Chapter 50: Battle for Asgarnia pg 21
Chapter 51: Happy Father's Day! pg 21
Chapter 52: Dawn of the Zombies pg 22
Chapter 53: Priest in Peril pg 22
Chapter 54: Trek Through Morytania pg 22
Chapter 55: Bono vs. The Barrows Brothers pg 22
Chapter 56: Fist of Steel pg 22
Chapter 57: The Spy pg 23
Chapter 58: March to Misthalin pg 23
Chapter 59: Invasion of Varrock pg 23
Chapter 60: Battle for Misthalin pg 24
Chapter 61: Bye Bye Rocky pg 24
Chapter 62: Tree Gnome Village pg 25
Chapter 63: Bono vs. Minion #4 pg 25
Chapter 64: Bono vs. Minion #3 pg 26
Chapter 65: Bono vs. Minion #2 pg 26
Chapter 66: Battle of the Dragons pg 26
Chapter 67: Bono vs. Minion #1 Part 1 pg 27
Chapter 68: Bono vs. Minion #1 Part 2 pg 27
Chapter 69: Search for The Sketchbook pg 27
Chapter 70: Bono vs. Drag0n Kn1ght pg 40 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:19:15

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 31: Where's Puss?
In Bono's POH...
Bono: We must find Puss or-
Bono: -try dying!
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Blue: ...
Ellemar: ...
Bono: What?
Thorblade4: Anyway we should get going now. Bono, Rocky, Blue, follow me!
Ellemar: I'm coming too!
Thorblade4: Why?
Ellemar: Because I haven't spent much time with Bono when he was a child.
At Falador Pub...
(Bono trys to drink some beer, but Ellemar snatches it away)
Bono: Hey!
Ellemar: You're too young to drink beer. Drink your cow's milk from your sippy cup.
(Ellemar hands Bono a sippy cup full of milk)
Bono: Ok Dad...
At North Falador Gate...
(Bono's fighting a lvl 21 Guard and the Guard hits him 1hp. Ellemar comes running over)
Ellemar: OMG! Bono you're hurt. I'll take you over here!
(Ellemar sits Bono on a bench with the Guard still attacking him)
Ellemar: Leave my son alone you big bully!
Guard: He started it! He attacked me first!
Ellemar: And I'm ending it! Say your sorry.
Guard: Sorry Bono for attacking you in self-defence...
Ellemar: And Bono...?
Bono: I'm sorry for being a noob, lvl 21 Guard.
Guard: =@
Ellemar: =@
Bono: What?
Ellemar: The other reason...
Bono: I'm sorry for attacking you first Mr. Guard...
Ellemar: Good. Now everyone's happier.
(When Ellemar's back is turned, Bono and Guard fight)
In Chevez32's POH...
Chevez32: Now Puss in Boots, you shall be mine!
Puss: Let me go and I shall make your death merciful and slow! I shall-
(Chevez32 uses Catnip on Puss)
Puss: Weeeeeee! I'm soooooooo dizzy!
(Puss faints)
Outside of Chevez32's POH in Taverley...
Thorblade4: Ok! We run in there, grab Puss, and get out. Anyway questions?
(Bono raises his hand)
Thorblade4: Yes Bono?
Bono: What did you say after you said "OK!"
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Blue: ...
Ellemar: ...
Bono: What?!
(Our heroes enter Chevez32's POH) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:19:39

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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At Chevez32's POH...
Thorblade4: Surrender Puss, Chevez32!
Chevez32: Never!
Rocky: Then we shall fight you!
Chevez32: Or...
(Chevez32 expels everybody except Puss and himself from his POH)
Thorblade4: =@
Rocky: =@
Blue: =@
Ellemar: =@
Bono: =@
(Our heroes enter Chevez32's POH again)
Blue: Prepare to-!
(Chevez32 expels them)
(Our heroes enter Chevez's POH again)
Ellemar: Prepare to-!
(Chevez32 expels them again)
1563 expulsions later...
Bono: Prepare to-!
(Chevez32 accidently leaves his own house)
Chevez32: Darn it! I gotta get back inside!
(Chevez32 trys to re-enter his POH, but his Portal is locked)
Chevez32: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
In Chevez32's POH...
Puss: Boss! You have came to rescue me!
Bono: Don't call me boss!
Puss: Sorry.
Thorblade4: Now let's get out of here before-
(Chevez32 appears)
Rocky: How'd you-
Chevez32: I always keep a spare key under the door mat.
Blue: The portals don't use keys and you don't even have a door mat.
Chevez32: Darn it! They know! Just hand over Puss!
Bono: No he's my cat!
Chevez32: Now he's mine-!
Mysterious Voice: This isn't your cat.
Chevez32: Noooooo!!!
Ellemar: Go sit in that corner for 10mins.
(Chevez32 sits in the corner)
Chevez32: Now I don't even have a pet...=(
Bono: He seems so sad. Isn't there anything we can do?
(Thorblade4 does the lightbulb emote)
Thorblade4: I've got it!
At The Grand Exchange...
Thorblade4: ...And now you have your own Clockwork Cat.
Chevez32: Does it do tricks?
Thorblade4: Watch this.
(Clockwork Cat does the Robot)
Rocky: That cat knows how to rock and roll!
Chevez32: I love the Robot Dance!
Puss: I can dance too!
(Puss does the flamenco dance)
Puss: Ole!
Chevez32: I hate flamenco dancing!
(Puss is crushed)
Bono: Don't worry Puss. I like flamingo dancing.
Puss: It's flamenco dancing!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 32: To Catch a Scammer "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:20:10

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