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Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 32: To Catch a Scammer
At Grand Exchange...
Thorblade4: Ok. We got Puss back and helped Chevez32 get the pet of his dreams.
Puss: I hate him. He insulted flamenco dancing.
Bono: Soooooo... what do you wanna do?
Ellemar: Bono, "wanna" is bad grammar.
Bono: OMG! Dad how could u?
Ellemar: Oh my gosh! Bono your english is horrible!
Bono: MYOB!
Ellemar: Don't you go texting on me!
Bono: B3 qu13t!
Ellemar: Or leet! Just english!
Bono: Well mate, hip hip and cheerio!
(Bono opens an umbrella and flys away)
Rocky: Ok...
Puss: Did Bono just go Mary Poppins?
Blue: Looks like it...
(Shafin25 appears)
Shafin25: Oh Thorblade4! Thank goodness I've found you!
Thorblade4: Hi Shafin25. What's the matter?
Shafin25: An organization of scammers known as Sc4mm3r5 are invading RuneScape. They are scamming many people and we are trying to arrest them, but they don't talk because we're moderators.
Thorblade4: So what's this got to do with us?
Shafin25: We need you to inflitrate their HQ which we don't know where it is and get their names and report them.
Thorblade4: Ok. What do you say Rocky, Puss, Blue, Ellemar and...
(Thorblade4 notices Bono's gone)
Thorblade4: Oh yeah...
Rocky: Time to rock and roll!
Puss: Let's do it!
Blue: Oh yeah!
Ellemar: Let's get Bono first...
Later...
Shafin25: Ok. I heard that a member of Sc4mm3r5 is on this world at the Grand Exchange.
Bono: How will we know who it is?
Shafin25: You'll know by what he says...
Random Player #1: Herb Sale!
Random Player #2: Bank Sale!
Im A Sc4mm3r: Play the trust game! Whoever gives me the most valuable thing wins!
Thorblade4: That's him. Let's get him!
(Thorblade4 notices Bono dug a buramese tiger trap)
Thorblade4: Bono, what's with the Buramese Tiger trap?
Bono: To catch the scammer.
Rocky: But with leaves?
Puss: It will never work.
Blue: This will end bad... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:26:17

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Ellemar: Brilliant idea Bono!
Bono: Now watch me lure him! Hey Im A Sc4mm3r! I'm a stupid noob that will you give you the most valuable item and I'm not really with moderators that want to catch you and those leaves aren't a trap for you.
Thorblade4: Bono...
Im A Sc4mm3r: Ok weird noob.
(Im A Sc4mm3r walks toward Bono, but falls into the buramese tiger trap)
Thorblade4: =O
Rocky: =O
Puss: =O
Blue: =O
Ellemar: Good job Bono!
Later...
Shafin25: Ok. I interrogated Im A Sc4mm3r. He said that HQ for Sc4mm3r5 is in the Very East Rat Room in Varrock Sewers on this World. And I instanly banned him so he won't warn his members we're coming.
Thorblade4: Good. I'll send Bono to get all their names in their HQ.
At Sc4mm3r5 HQ...
M3 Sc4mm3r: Ok. Im A Sc4mm3r has failed to come back to HQ. And this wanna-be scammer named Bono wants to join us.
Scammers: He's gone? What if he squeled on us and this noob is a spy!
Bono: Anyone want to play the trust game? Who ever gives me the most valuable item wins.
M3 Sc4mm3r: I have no doubts about Bono.
Scammers: =O
Bono: Thank you Head Scammer. Now I shall be going on my way and scam more people and not report your names to a moderator. Bye!
(Bono runs off)
Scammers: We still think he's suspicious...
At The Grand Exchange...
Bono: I got all the names!
Shafin25: Nice job Bono! You actually did something right!
(Shafin25 reports all members of Sc4mm3r5)
At Sc4mm3r5 HQ...
M3 Sc4mm3r: And my plan to scam people is-
(M3 Sc4mm3r in banned:
Scammers: Where'd he go?
(Soon all the scammers are banned)
At The Grand Exchange...
Shafin25: That's the last of them.
Thorblade4: Nice job Bono! You did something right!
(Thorblade4 falls into the buramese tiger trap)
Thorblade4: BONO!!!
In The Shadows...
Kitedj: That's right, they found Sc4mm3r5. They are powerful.
Drag0n Kn1ght: (Message) Just destroy them. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:27:40

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Kitedj: Yes sir.
(Kitedj reports back to Drag0n Kn1ght's HQ)
Drag0n Kn1ght: The time to attack draws closer my legions!
(Cheers from Drag0n Kn1ght's legions)
Next Chapter: Chapter 33: Reunion
Will 2 familiar characters reunite with 2 familiar characters? And who will they be? Find out in our next chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:27:52

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Chapter 33: Reunion
Bono: I'm so lonely. There is no one to talk to.
Thorblade4: =@
Rocky: =@
Puss: =@
Blue: =@
Ellemar: =@
Bono: I meant someone like me.
Thorblade4: What about Petra?
Bono: She left me 25 Chapters ago.
Thorblade4: Well guess what? She's coming back!
Bono: Why? She hates you and me.
Thorblade4: Simple. I'm fresh out of any ideas before Chapter 34. I'm desperate ok?
Rocky: ...
Puss: ...
Blue: ...
Ellemar: ...
Bono: ...
Thorblade4: What?
(Petra and Roxanne appear)
Rocky: Roxanne!
Roxanne: Rocky!
(Rocky and Roxanne hug)
Bono: Hi Petra!
Thorblade4: Hi Petra!
(Petra slaps Thorblade4)
Petra: Hi Bono!
Puss: Looks like she remembers you boss.
Thorblade4: You weren't even there, Puss!
Puss: Oh yeah...
Bono: Anyway, want to have a Romantic Italian dinner at my friend's house. My treat.
Petra: Ok!
(Petra leaves to get ready)
Thorblade4: Who's this friend who's going to prepare the Romantic Italian Dinner?
Bono: You of course!
Thorblade4: O_o
Bono: See you at 6:00pm!
(Bono leaves for Thorblade4's house)
Thorblade4: Great... I can't even make breadsticks when it comes to italian food.
Puss: Will you make me a taco?
Blue: And french fries?
Thorblade4: NO!!!
Rocky: Roxanne, will you join me in a romantic dinner and my friends house made by me?
Roxanne: Of course!
(Both head to Thorblade4's POH)
At Thorblade4's POH...
Bono: Ok I'm ready!
(Bono is dressed in full chicken)
Thorblade4: Bono, that is not appropiate for the date. And where'd you get that?
Bono: I borrowed it.
Thorblade4: YOU WHAT?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE MY STUFF!!!
(Blue restrains Thorblade4)
Bono: Oh! Petra has arrived!
Later...
Bono: Waiter, me and my lovely date would like spaghetti and meatballs.
Thorblade4: And what gives you the right to boss me around in my POH?
Bono: Ever heard of the phrase: "Mi casa es su casa?" "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:28:41

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Yes...
Bono: Then what the heck does it mean?
Thorblade4: "My POH is your POH."
Bono: See?
Thorblade4: Ok. I'll remember that.
(Thorblade4 does evil laugh)
Petra: Your friend is weird.
Bono: Don't worry. He makes a mean spaghetti sauce.
Thorblade4's POH Garden...
Rocky: Ok. I have rock candy, rock cakes, and mud pudding. What would you like Roxanne?
Roxanne: Mud pudding.
Rocky: Here's the largest one for you.
Roxanne: Oh Rocky. You shouldn't have.=)
Inside Thorblade4's POH...
Thorblade4: Here's your spaghetti and meatballs.
Bono: Thank you waiter.
(Bono and Petra begin to eat)
Petra: You know Bono, I'm really having fun.
Bpno: I know. I really like you.
Petra: Same here.
(Ellemar appears)
Ellemar: Son! You're too young to be dating!
Bono: But Dad-!
Petra: That brain in the fishbowl with Guthix Armor and Rune Claws and Rune Boots is your dad?!
Bono: Yes.
Petra: Ewww! Either he goes or I go!
Bono: Hmmm. My loving father who I know loves me forever or my girlfriend who may love me temporarily...
(Bono throws Ellemar out)
Ellemar: Let me in!
Bono: Sorry about that distraction Petra.
Petra: It's ok Bono.
(Thundersword5 appears)
Thundersword5: Petra! What are you doing out here?! I've been looking all over for you!
Petra: But Thundersword5-!
Thundersword5: No buts! We are going to my POH where I will lock you up!
(Thundersword5 and Petra disappear)
Roxanne: Well Rocky, I had a fun time. See you later.
(Roxanne disappears)
Rocky: That was my best date ever!
(Thorblade4's doorbell rings)
Thorblade4: Now who could that be?
(Thorblade4 opens the door to a player with and undershirt and boxers on)
Player: Is there a noob here with full chicken.
Thorblade4: Yes there is.
Player: May I see him?
Thorblade4: Go ahead and beat him up and take you full chicken.
Player: Thanks. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:28:56

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
At Bono's POH...
Bono: What a day. Petra had to leave, a player beats me up, and he took my full chicken. Can this day get any worse?
(Bono realizes that players are having a rough-housing party in his POH)
Bono: Thorblade4! What is going on?
Thorblade4: Don't you remember Bono? "Your POH is my POH."
Bono: Oh...
Next Chapter: Chapter 34: Castle Wars.
Who will win? Bono's team or the readers team? Will Saradomin or Zamorark win? And what crazy ideas will Bono come up with next? Find out in our next Chapter!!!=D
P.S. I will not write Chapter 34 until next Monday, Thanks!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:29:13

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 34: Castle Wars
In Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Drag0n Kn1ght: What do you think you're doing?!
Iou642: We tried to play "Go Fish" but the fish weren't biting. So we decided to play "Poker"
(Evil Minions are poking an Evil Minion)
Evil Minion #254: Poke 'er!
Evil Minion #583: Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke!!!
Evil Minion #792: Stop poking me!!!
Drag0n Kn1ght: First of all, that's not how you play Poker. And second of all, you're supposed to be working!!!
Iou642: We're bored. It's been 4 Chapters and we've had nothing to do except read about Bono and play cards.
Drag0n Kn1ght: You're reading about the enemy?!
Iou642: It has us in it too.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Never mind! Just tell me where Kitedj is? Surok needs him for an experiment that will give us victory.
Iou642: He became bored so he went to castle wars.
Drag0n Kn1ght: WHAT?!=@
Iou642: In fact, I'm going to join him right now.
(Iou642 teleports to Castle Wars)
Drag0n Kn1ght: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD?! YOU CAN'T GET A DECENT MINION AROUND HERE!!!
At Castle Wars...
Iou642: Hi Kitedj. How's it going?
Kitedj: Good. I got 4 players: Deadboy471, Jd Murder, Mean Bean 567. and Brettyoke49 plus you and me makes 6.
Iou642: Now all we need are 6 people to go to Saradomin...
(Bono and friends appeared)
Thorblade4: Bono for the last time, we are not going put underwear on our heads!
Bono: But it's very stylish.
Thorblade4: For loonies yes. For Sanies, not!
Bono: I'm bored...
Thorblade4: Well let's do Castle Wars.
Bono: Ok.
(All 6 enter the Saradomin Portal)
In The Waiting Cave...
Ellemar: What the-? I'm a bunny!!!
Rocky: Come on Puss. You're a cat! You don't need like 20 Rat Traps! You're just lazy!
Puss: No I'm just intelligent like all cats are.
Rocky: Says the guy who coughs up hairballs.
Puss: That's it...
(Puss leaps toward Rock and all 6 enter Castle Wars)
Rocky: Ha ha!
Puss: Grrr...! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:30:40

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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(Thorblade4 trys to put a rock in the catapult but Rocky takes it out)
Thorblade4: Hey!
Rocky: Rocks are people too.
Thorblade4: So what am I going to use as ammo for the cannon?
Bono: How about these?
(Bono has a armful of explosive potions)
Thorblade4: Uh oh.
Rocky: Bono! Get away!
(Bono trips and drops all the explosive potions)
Thorblade4: Fudge...
(Thorblade4, Bono, and Rocky die)
In The Tunnels Under Castle Wars)
Rocky: ...
Rocks: ...
Thorblade4: Rocky, this isn't working. We need to seal the tunnels now!
Deadboy471: Aha! Prepare to be finished!
Jd Murder: There's no escape!
(Suddenly 10 level 100 Rock Warriors appear)
Rock Warrior #1: Boo.
(Deadboy471 and Jd Murder run away)
On Top of Zamorak Fortress...
Mean Bean 567: No way they can get our flag now.
Brettyoke49: I agree.
(Blue taps them on the sholder)
Blue: Ahem! I can fly you know.
(Blue uses Dragonfire on both of the and takes the Zamorak Flag back to Saradomin Fortress and gains a point for Saradomin)
On Top of Saradomin Fortress...
Iou642: Those noobs can't stop us now!
Kitedj: Agreed!
(Iou642 and Kitedj both step on rat traps and die)
Puss: See? I told you those rat traps would be useful.
Rocky: You were right...
At The Bottom of Saradomin Fortress...
(Deadboy471 knocks on the door)
Bono: I'll get it!
(Bono opens the door)
Bono: Are you selling girl scout cookies?
Jd Murder: Get him!
(Jd Murder attacks Bono and hits him 9)
Bono: Ouchie! Me got boo-boo!
(Ellemar appears)
Ellemar: How dare you hurt my son! Take this rouges!
Mean Bean 567: Hey look at that!
Brettyoke49: A cute wittle bunny wabbit!=P
Ellemar: That's it...=@
(Ellemar fires Dragonstone bolts (e) at Deadboy471, Jd Murder, Mean Bean 567,and Bettyoke49 and they all die)
At The Saradomin Catapult... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:30:56

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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(Bono is launched from the Saradomin Catapult and lands on the Zamorak Catapult and uses the it as spring board and lands near the Zamorak Flag. Then he jumps into the Zamorak Catapult, drops something, and is launched toward the Saradomin Catapult which he uses a springboard and captures the flag)
At The Zamorak Catapult...
Iou642: If that noob can do it, so can we. Get ready to launch me, Kitedj.
Kitedj: Ok. Hey look a pipe bomb!
Iou642: Uh oh.
(The pipe bomb explodes killing Iou642 and Kitedj and destroys the Zamorak Catapult)
Later...
(The Game of Castle Wars is finished with Saradomin 10 and Zamorak 0)
Iou642: We'll get you next time noob!
Kitedj: You can count on it!
(Iou642 and Kitedj teleport back to Drag0n Kn1ght's POH)
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Puss: ...
Blue: ...
Ellemar: ...
Bono: I wanna go into the catapult again!
Thorblade4: Bono wait-!
(Bono is launched from the catapult and lands in Isadaf)
Thorblade4: Aw man! Now we have to find Bono again!=(
At Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now what are you doing?!
Minion #274: We're doing Texas Hold'em.
Minion #632: Hold 'em!
Minion #967: Quit holding me!
Drag0n Kn1ght: That's not how you play Texas Holdem! And let me show you a new game. Just give your deck of cards.
Minion #1043: Ok!
(Minion #1043 gives Drag0n Kn1ght the deck of cards and Drag0n Kn1ght throws it up into the air)
Drag0n Kn1ght: It's called 52 Pick UP!!!
Minion #456: Cool!!!
Drag0n Kn1ght: O_o
Next Chapter: Chapter 35: Regicide
How will Bono react with all these explosives? Will he ever be found? Find out in our next Chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:31:11

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