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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 35: Regicide
In Isadaf...
Bono: Our hero, the brave, smart, strong, and handsome hero, Bono, is lost in a mysterious forest. He is weak from hunger and is low on food. It looks like the end of our hero.
(A Rabbit appears)
Bono: Then again, maybe not. Here cute wittle bunny rabbit. Want to play?
(Rabbit comes near Bono and Bono throws a sack over it)
Bono: Ha! Gotcha you nasty wittle wabbit!
One Meal Later...
Bono: Burp! Now to get out of here.
At Ioworth Camp...
Elf Soldier: Sir, we can't get anyone to blow up King Tyras.
Ioworth: Why not?!
Elf Soldier: They either did it before or a player told them.
Ioworth: Darn it! There must be someone who will!
(Bono walks into the camp)
Ioworth: Clueless, noobish, and stupid. He's perfect!
(Ioworth walks up to Bono)
Ioworth: Hello there! You're here to start Regicide right?
Bono: No. I'm here to get out of here.
Ioworth: The camp?
Bono: No the forest.
Ioworth: To do that, you need to finish Regicide.
Bono: Ok.
Ioworth: First, you must blow up King Tyras. His camp is over there.
Bono: Ok.
(Bono goes to the Tyras Camp)
At The Gnome Landing Ground...
Thorblade4: Sir, I need to borrowv your gnomecopter.
Hieronymus: And why would that be?
Rocky: We lost the star of our show in Isadaf woods.
Puss: If we don't find him, the story will collapse.
Ellemar: And the star's my son.
Hieronymus: Which story is the one your talking about?
Blue: Bono, The Noobiest Noob in RuneScape.
Hieronymus: OMG! I love that show! Here, take the gnomecopters and find Bono!
Thorblade4: Ok. Thanks.
(Thorblade4 and Ellemar take gnomecopters while Rock and Puss ride Blue because Rocky is too heavy and Puss is too short)
At Ioworth Camp...
(Bono returns with an ogre bellows)
Ioworth: Well? Did you blow Tyras up?
Bono: Yup. There he is right now.
(A Blown Up King Tyras appears)
King Tyras: Get me down from here! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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(King Tyras floats up into the stratosphrere)
Ioworth: Not exactly what I had in mind, but effective.
Bono: Does this mean I can get out of here?
Ioworth: Of course. Just take this to King Lanthas in Ardougne.
Bono: Ok!
At Ardougne Castle...
(Thorblade4, Ellemar, Blue, Rocky, and Puss are flying over Ardougne Castle)
Thorblade4: Hey. That looks like Bono.
Rocky: Nah. That can't be him. Bono would have tripped on the steps.
Puss: Just keep going to Isadaf.
(Bono delivers the message to King Lanthas even though he knows he is an evil guy and heads back to Isadaf)
Bono: I'm trapped in Isada* again! I can't get out of here!
(To make a long story short, Bono is soon found by us)
In Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Ioworth: The noob blew up King Tyras. West Ardougne is your's to command.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Excellent...
At Draynor Village...
Thorblade4: This is the Dragon Kite?!
Diango: Yes. April Fool's!
(Thorblade4 sticks Diango's head through the kite)
Thorblade4: Go fly a kite.
Bono: Ok.
(Bono flies away on the kite)
Thorblade4: BONO!!!
(Thorblade4 grabs Bono's legs, but the kite keeps flying. Rocky grabs Thorblade4's legs, Puss grabs Rocky's legs, Blue grabs Puss'* legs and Ellemar grabs Blue's legs but the kite keeps flying. King Tyras floats by)
King Tyras: 'Ello chaps. Like the fresh air?
Thorblade4: Here we go again...
Next Chapter: Chapter 36: The Great Dragon Robbery. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:33:02 - Last edited on 15-May-2009 23:33:22 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 36: The Great Dragon Robbery.
At Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Iou642: Sir. Diango is selling Dragon Kites. And I also heard he has dragon plates.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Then let us rob him!
Kitedj: I'll come.
Iou642: Me too.
At Diango's Toy Stall...
Drag0n Kn1ght: Stick em up! Put all your Dragon Plates and Kites into these sacks.
Dian**: Ok.
(Diango stuffs the plates and kites into the sack)
Aly Magi: How dare you rob Diango! I shall defeat you!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Be gone noob.
Aly Magi: Make me!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Shadow, destroy him.
(Shadow fries Aly Magi)
Aly Magi: I shall be avenged!
Shadow: Be quiet.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Nothing can stop us now!
(Bono, Thorblade4, Rocky, Puss, Blue, and Ellemar fall into the tree with the bank guard)
Bank Guard: Ow!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Shadow fry them.
(Shadow fries our heroes and they become ashes with the wind, never stopping forever)
APRIL FOOL'S!!!
Shadow: Nah. We'd be out of a job if I did.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Good point.
At Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Drag0n Kn1ght: Minions. I give you Dragon Plates and Dragon Kites! Behold!
(Drag0n Kn1ght empties the sack)
Minion #352: Thank you Drag0n Kn1ght for the spinning plates and kites!
Drag0n Kn1ght: What?! This isn't armor! These are toys!=@
Minions: Yay! Something new to play with!=D
(Minions take all the toys and play with them)
Drag0n Kn1ght: What's this?
Note: APRIL FOOL!!! -Diango.
Drag0n Kn1ght: I HATE APRIL FOOL'S DAY AND I HATE DIANGO!!! MY PLANS ARE RUINED!!!
Everybody: Happy April Fool's Day!!!=D
Next Chapter: Chapter 37: Hunt for the Revenant Dragon
What will Bono find in the Wilderness? Will a familiar face reappear? Find out in our next chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:33:44

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 37: Hunt for the Revenant Dragon
At Thorblade4's POH...
Thorblade4: Ah! Perfect day to fly kites!
(Weird looking tree appears)
Rocky: Hey! Look at that weird looking tree.
Puss: I wouldn't climb that to escape dogs. It's hideous!
Blue: When did you get that new tree, Thorblade4?
Thorblade4: I didn't. But it looks so familiar...
Ellemar: OMG!!! That tree is eating Bono's kite!
(The Weird Looking Tree eats Bono's kite)
Bono: Gimme back my kite, you stupid tree!
Thorblade4: Now I know why it looks so familiar. It's the Kite Eating Tree from Peanuts
Rocky: How come it's in RuneScape?
Thorblade4: Must be because of the kite update and was bored of eating Charlie Brown's kite and wanted numberous kites.
Bono: That's it! You going bye bye!
(Bono trys to cut the Kite Eating Tree down, but his Woodcutting Level is not high enough)
Bono: Fudge...
Thorblade4: Let me try. My Woodcutting level is 81.
(Thorblade4 trys to cut the Kite Eating Tree down, but his Woodcutting level is not high enough)
Thorblade4: Come on!!!
Puss: Only one person who cut cut down that purr-fectly invincible tree...
Blue: Time to meet an old friend...
(W00dcutt3r appears)
W00dcutt3r: Hi guys. What's the problem?
Ellemar: That tree ate my son's kite. Get rid of it.
W00dcutt3r: Ok!
(W00dcutt3r cuts the Kite Eating Tree down)
W00dcutt3r: Perfect. These logs will go perfectly into my collection of logs.
Thorblade4: Ok...
(W00dcutt3r disappears and Itatchi2929 appears)
Itatchi2929: Hi guys!
All 6: Hi Itatchi!
Thorblade4: What's going on Itatchi?
Itatchi2929: I've heard there's a Revenant Dragon! I want to find it!
Rocky: Why?
Itatchi2929: I'm bored.
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Puss: ...
Blue: ...
Ellemar: ...
Bono: ...
Itatchi2929: What?!
Bono: Can we tag along?
Itatchi2929: Of couse. I'll need all the help I can get.
Bono: Yay!
At Drag0n Kn1ght's POH... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Drag0n Kn1ght: So those fools are going to hunt a Revenant Dragon? Well, maybe I can destroy them while hunting for the Dragon. Surok! Call in the shape-shifter assassain!
Surok: Yes Drag0n Kn1ght.
(Eggypants 2 appears)
Drag0n Kn1ght: So I heard you have the power to shape-shift.
Eggypants 2: That's right. I am the son of Kolodin, the shape-shifter, and the Makeover Mage.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Isn't the Makeover Mage a boy?
Eggypants 2: And a girl.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Ok... So what can you transform into?
Eggypants 2: Watch.
(Eggypants 2 transforms into a monkey)
Eggypants 2: Tah dah!
Drag0n Kn1ght: So? Any player can do that.
Eggypants 2: But I can do it outside of Ape Atoll and Ardougne Zoo.
Drag0n Kn1ght: If you can just turn into a monkey, then you're useless.
Eggypants 2: That's not all. I can be the KBD, KQ, Chaos Elemental, Darth Vader, Revenant Dragon, Larry-.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Wait! What was it you said?
Eggypants 2: Larry?
Drag0n Kn1ght: No the other one.
Eggypants 2: Revenant Dragon.
Drag0n Kn1ght: That's perfect! You're hired.
Eggypants 2: Yay! So what do I do?
Drag0n Kn1ght: Go into the Wilderness, transform into a Revenant Dragon and take out those 6.
Eggypants 2: Ok!
At the Demonic Ruins...
Thorblade4: We've searched everywhere Itatchi, and we haven't found one Revenant Dragon. Just a whole bunch of other Revenants...
Flashback begins...
(A Revenant Hellhound appears)
Bono: Here nice doggie.
Revenant Hellhound: Grrrrr!
(Bono pulls out a big bone)
Revenant Hellhound: Woof!=D
(Bono gives the Revenant Hellhound the Big Bone)
Another Flashback Begins...
(2 Revenant Goblins Appear)
Itatchi2929: Hey you two! What color should goblin armor be?
Revenant Goblin #1: Red!
Revenant Goblin #2: No idiot! Green!
Revenant Goblin #1: Red!
Revenant Goblin #2: Green!
Revenant Goblin #1: Red!
Revenant Goblin #2: Green! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:34:14

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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(The Revenant Goblins continue to fight as all 6 leave)
Thorblade4: I would never have thought to do that...
Flashbacks end...
Itatchi2929: Yeah. It is a complete failure. But we shouldn't give up hope. Let's rest in these ruins for a bit.
Outside of the Demonic Ruins...
Eggypants 2: Show time.
(Eggypants 2 turns into a Revenant Dragon)
Eggypants 2: Now to get rid of the noob.
(Eggypants 2 creeps up to our heroes)
Bono: Huh...? A Revenant Dragon! Wake up you guys!
(Thorblade4, Rocky, Puss, Blue, Ellemar, and Itatchi2929 wake up)
Thorblade4: Let's get it!
Everyone except Eggypants 2: Yeah!
Eggypants 2: Oh crap...
(Everyone jumps on Eggypants 2 and Eggypants 2 manages to get out)
Eggypants 2: Phew! That was close.
(A Female Revenant Dragon appears)
Female Revenant Dragon: Hi handsome.
Eggypants 2: ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Eggypants 2 runs off)
Female Revenant Dragon: Come back cutie pie!
In Edgeville...
Thorblade4: We did it! We saw a Revenant Dragon!
Itatchi2929: Yes we did!
(Eggypants 2 appears behind them)
Everyone: ARRRGH!!!
Eggypants 2: Wait! I'm not really a Revenant Dragon! I'm-
(Eggypants 2 turns back into himself)
Eggypants 2: A shape-shifter assasain hired by Drag0n Kn1ght to destroy you.
Rocky: Drag0n Kn1ght's back?
Puss: Rats!
Blue: He's back...
Eggypants 2: Can I join you? I'm your biggest fan!
Blue: Sorry, the position of redeemed, wise-cracking dragon has already been taken.
Itatchi2929: And 2nd, I'm Bono's biggest fan!
Eggypants 2: Are not!
Itatchi2929: Are too!
Eggypants 2: Are no-!
(Eggypants 2 disappears)
At Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Drag0n Kn1ght: You have failed me, Eggypants 2. And for that, you shall be locked in the Ardougne Zoo Monkey Cage.
Eggypants 2: No!!!
(Eggypants 2 is taken away)
Next Chapter: Chapter 38: Murder Mystery "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:34:30 - Last edited on 29-Sep-2011 00:07:04 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 38: Murder Mystery
At Bono's POH...
Bono: The name's Bono. Bono Bozo private eye. I don't get much buisness with a name like Bozo. My last case was who took the last slice of cheesecake. Hopefully when I find the person, I'll (Burp) make them buy a new one. The day was slow.
Thorblade4: Hey Bozo!
Bono: That's that's the problem with my name. I can't tell if someone's calling me or insulting me. Anyway the dame Thorblade4-
(Thorblade4 hits Bono)
Bono: -The news reporter Thorblade4, has told me a dip named Lord Sinclair was murdered. I headed straight to his place.
(Bono runs out the door and comes back in)
Bono: Where's Lord Sinclair's House?
Thorblade4: South of Rellekka.
Bono: Thanks.
At the Sinclair Mansion...
Bono: Me and my assistant, Puss, were at the scene of the crime. The were some white hairs around Sinclair, familiar looking claw marks on his back, and a piece of green thread same color as my trousers on the window. I can't remember where I was last night so I may be the criminal. The window's broken so I might have jumped through and ended Sinclair's life. I decided to the see the dog for the heck of it.
(Dog barks at Bono)
Bono: The dog barks at me so it couldn't have been me or I would have waken the whole mansion. But what made those claw marks.
(Scared of the dog, Puss scratches Bono)
Bono: OW! Puss! Wait! Those claw marks! The claw marks on me look like the ones on Sinclair only smaller! Puss, you're a genius!
(Bono races back to the scene of the crime)
Bono: I recorded all the big cats that Thorblade4 told me about at the scene of the crime. It can't be a Laurpia or that Lion thing. It may be a Saber-tooth Kyatt. It could be a Spirit Laurpia. Too many suspects and not enough clues.
(Bono notices that there are fishbones and orange, black, and white fur) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:35:25 - Last edited on 29-Sep-2011 00:10:24 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Bono: Hang on. Familiars don't eat. And the lion thing and Kyatt's don't have orange or black fur. Now I'm out of suspects. It must be someone in the house.
Hobbes: Any luck on the case, Bono Bozo?
Bono: No not yet. I've run out of possible suspects.
Hobbes: Well the murder must be very clever to leave you without suspects.
Bono: Yeah. That's true.
Hobbes: Here take this cup of tea and keep working on the case.
Bono: Ok.
(Hobbes gives Bono a Cup of Tea with Hobbes's dirty handprint)
Bono: Bleah! You should wash your hands Hobbes. This cup is filthy.
Hobbes: Sorry. I'm hydrophobic.
Bono: You mean you have rabies?!
Hobbes: No. I'm afraid of water.
Bono: That's silly to be afraid of!
Hobbes: Not to someone like me...
Bono: Whatever...
(Bono goes back to the scene of the crime)
Bono: Ok. What do I have? Orange, black, and white fur, scratches from a big cat, fishbones, and someone in the house. Who could it be...?
(Bono does the idea emote)
Bono: Of course! It all makes sense now!
In the Sinclair Dining Room...
(The Sinclair Family, Servants, Thorblade4, Rocky, Puss, Blue, and Ellemar are gathered in the room)
Bono: Ladies and gentlemen. I have the culprit of the murder of Lord Sinclair.
Thorblade4: Who is it then?
Bono: It was the butler, Hobbes!
Rocky: Impossible! It could not have been him!
Puss: What makes you think that, Boss?
Bono: Don't call me Boss! And everyone knows that the butler always does it.
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Puss: ...
Blue: ...
Ellemar: ...
Hobbes: ...
Bono: What?! Anyway I have more evidence that prove something else.
Blue: Go on.
Bono: The orange, black, and white fur, the fish bones, and the scratches on Sinclair's back prove that Sinclair was killed by a tiger.
Ellemar: Bono, everyone knows there is no such things as tigers. And how does this relate to Hobbes.
Bono: Because Hobbes isn't a butler. He isn't even human! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:35:40

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: You mean Hobbes isn't Hobbes?!
Bono: Yes and no. He isn't Hobbes the Butler. But Hobbes is his name.
Rocky: Then who is he?
Bono: He's Hobbes the Tiger from Calvin and Hobbes.
Hobbes: Darn it! I've been found out!
Bono: Animal Control! Take him away!
Hobbes: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
At Ardougne Zoo...
(Hobbes is put into a cage. He notices Eggypants 2 in monkey form next to him)
Eggypants 2: Hey man. What are you in for?
Next Chapter: Chapter 39: Sheep Herder
What will happen in Sheep Herder? Will something happen to Bono? Will it cause something very huge? Find out in our next Chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:36:02

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