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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 39: Sheep Herder
Thorblade4: Ok Bono. Let's do Sheep Herder.
Bono: Ok.
In Ardougne...
Counciler Halgrive: The Sheep have got the plague! Take this plague suit and poisoned sheep food!
Bono: Ok!
(Bono eats the poisoned sheep food)
Bono: Yum!
(Bono dies)
Thorblade4: BONO!!!
Outside of Ardougne...
Farmer Buntley: Take this cattle prod to use on the sheep.
Bono: I thought I was dealing with Sheep, not cows.
Farmer Buntley: Oh I'm sorry. I meant Sheep Prod.
Bono: Ok.
(Bono prods a sheep and is kicked over the moon)
Thorblade4: That's going to leave a mark.
Later...
Sick Looking Sheep #1: Why do they prod us? We're the symbol animal of Guthix and yet they poke us.
Sick Looking Sheep #2: Where's Earl?
Sick Looking Sheep #3: I saw a human feed him and Earl died.
Sick Looking Sheep #4: Look out! The human's got a prod! Just do like we planned.
(Sheep turn their heads from Bono)
Bono: Huh?
(Sheep fart and Bono faints)
Thorblade4: Should I get you a Gas Mask as well?
Bono: Shut up.
Later...
(Bono pokes a sheep and sheep goes opposite direction)
Bono: Go that way, stupid sheep!
(A Sick Looking Ram headbutts Bono to the moon)
Thorblade4: Not that again...
In Ardougne...
Bono: I got all the sheep.
Counciler Halgrive: Good work. Here's 3100gp.
Bono: 3.1k?! I deserve 1mil!!! I got headbutted and farted on!
Counciler Halgrive: No. Just 3.1k.
Bono: That's it! Sheep! Form ranks!
(Sheep turn around)
Counciler Halgrive: Huh? Where'd the sheep come from?
(Sheep fart on Counciler Halgrive and Counciler Halgrive faints)
Bono: Yay! Now to see what's in his pockets!
Later...
Bono: I don't feel so good...
Thorblade4: You look pale Bono. Did you eat that poisoned sheep feed?
Bono: No. I petted one of the sheep with my bare hand.
Thorblade4: What?! Bono you caught the plague! You need to see a doctor right away!
Bono: Nah. I'm ok.
(Bono barfs) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:39:35

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Bono: Just some bad food.
(Bono sneezes a hurricane)
Bono: And that's seasonal allergies.
Thorblade4: Whatever. Just have some cheese.
Bono: I don't want any cheese thank you.
Thorblade4: Oh my gosh!!! Bono, you just turned down cheese! You really are sick!
Bono: You're right! I think I should go to the doctor.
Thorblade4: Blue, take us the Elena on the double!
Blue: Ok!
(Blue flies them to Ardougne)
Thorblade4: I hope we're not too late...
Chapter 40: Beginning of the Dark Age
How will the plague effect Bono and all of RuneScape? Will Drag0n Kn1ght return and rule all of RuneScape? And will there be a dark age? Find out in our next chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:39:50

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 40: Beginning of the Dark Age
At Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Drag0n Kn1ght: The time has come! Tonight, we shall rule all of RuneScape!
Evil Minions: Hooray!
Iou642: Dibs on Asgarnia!
Kitedj: Dibs on Misthalin!
Surok: I want Misthalin!
Drag0n Kn1ght: About that Surok, you weren't working well. You were too close to Evi1 Mag3, the writer doesn't want you anymore, and we can't put you in the movie, so you get the axe.
Surok: No! Not the axe!
(Drag0n Kn1ght gives Surok a Dragon Axe)
Surok: Oh phew!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now you get the boot.
Surok: No! Not the boot!
(Drag0n Kn1ght gives Surok Dragon Boots)
Surok: Oh phew!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now you get the catapult.
Surok: Oh boy!
(Drag0n Kn1ght puts Surok into a catapult and launches him)
Surok: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
(Surok lands in the Wilderness and hits his head. When Surok wakes up, he can't remember a thing that happened between Chapter 24 and Chapter 40)
In East Ardougne...
(Thorblade4 is frantically knocking on Elena's door)
Thorblade4: Hello?! Elena?! Are you home?!
Rocky: Give it up. You've done that for the last half hour. We need to get Bono to a doctor now!
Thorblade4: I'll ask Edmond, Elena's father, where she is.
Edmond's House...
Thorblade4: Edmond, do you know where Elena is?
Edmond: She's in West Ardougne.
Thorblade4: Why isn't she in her house?
Edmond: Because one of you didn't do Plague City.
Puss: Bono...
Thorblade4: Oh.
Edmond: Go into West Ardougne and find her.
Thorblade4: Ok.
(All 6 walk outside of Edmond's House and a Mourner snatches Bono)
Thorblade4: Hey!
Mourner: Your friend has the plague. He must be quarentined.
(Mourner tries to take Bono to West Ardougne but Ellemar blocks his way)
Ellemar: You aren't taking my son for a slave, you quack.
(Ellemar uses a dragonstone (e) bolt on Mourner and Mourner is fried)
Ellemar: Now let's find the real doctor.
In West Ardougne... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:40:48

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Elena is in this building.
Blue: Let's get her.
Elena: What are you here for?
Thorblade4: To get you out of here.
Ellemar: And cure my son
Elena: You'll need a key-
(Blue burns down the cell)
Blue: No we don't. We break loads of rules.
Elena: =O
Thorblade4: Can you cure Bono?
Elena: Sorry no. You need to get him to the Duel Arena Hospital quickly.
Thorblade4: Ok. Blue fly us to-
(Drag0n Kn1ght appears riding on Shadow with his Evil Minions on Red Dragons)
Drag0n Kn1ght: The time has come-
Bono: -the Walrus said to talk of many things. Of shoes and-
Drag0n Kn1ght: You know the Walrus and the Carpenter Poem?
Bono: Yeah.
Drag0n Kn1ght: I hate it! So you must die!
Thorblade4: Why are you here, Drag0n Kn1ght?
Drag0n Kn1ght: Because I know your friend Bono is weak and it gives me a chance to finish you off and rule RuneScape.
Thorblade4: Over my dead body.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Alright then. Shadow, kill!
(Shadow attacks Thorblade4)
Thorblade4: Blue! Get Bono to the Duel Arena Hospital! And step on it!!!
Blue: What about you?
Thorblade4: I'll hold off Drag0n Kn1ght. Just get Bono to help and safety.
Blue: Ok.
(Blue flys toward the Duel Arena Hospital with Rocky, Puss, Ellemar, and Bono on his back)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Minions! Follow that Blue Dragon!
Minion #214: All I see is a Brutal Blue Dragon.
Drag0n Kn1ght: THEN FOLLOW THE BRUTAL BLUE DRAGON IDIOTS!!!
(Minions fly after Blue)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now it's just you and me.
Thorblade4: That's right. Prepare to fight, Drag0n Kn1ght.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Prepare to die, Thorblade4.
(Drag0n Kn1ght attacks with his Dragon 2h, but Thorblade4 dodges)
Drag0n Kn1ght: You have been taught well, Thorblade4.
Thorblade4: Let's see if you've been taught good as well.
(Thorblade4 flicks his Abyssal Whip, but Drag0n Kn1ght ties it around his Dragon 2h)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Nice try, Thorblade4. You'll have to do better than that. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:41:02

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: How about this!
(Thorblade4 charges at Drag0n Kn1ght and Drag0n Kn1ght hits him his Dragon 2h. Thorblade4's vision darkens and he only hear's two voices.
Blue: THORBLADE4!!! NOOOOOO!!!
Drag0n Kn1ght: At last!!! With Thorblade4 and Bono out of the way, RuneScape is mine!!! I HAVE WON!!!
(Thorblade4 goes into darkness)
Next Chapter: Chapter 41: Curing Bono
Does Thorblade4 survive? What will Drag0n Kn1ght do now that RuneScape is his? And how will the gang cure Bono? Find out in our next Chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:41:37

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 41: Curing Bono
In Thorblade4's POH...
(Thorblade4 wakes up in his bed)
Thorblade4: Huh? Where am I?
Blue: You're in your POH.
Thorblade4: Oh. How long have I been out?
Blue: A week.
Thorblade4: What's happen then?
Blue: After I got you to your POH, Drag0n Kn1ght took over RuneScape. He's got control over everything except the Ogre lands and the Fremminnik Isles. Iou642 is ruler of Asgarnia where he is ordering everyone to serve him french fries for every meal. Kitedj rules Misthalien where he has loads of Runes and does experiments. Drag0n Kn1ght has built a fleet of galleons and Red Dragons and has allied himself with many villians in RuneScape And the Stronghold of Player Safety is now a dungeon where all of Drag0n Kn1ght's prisoner are.
Thorblade4: Where's Bono?
Blue: He's at the Duel Arena Hospital. He's not doing so well
Thorblade4: Take me to Bono at once!
At the Duel Arena Hospital...
Ellemar: Bono, please don't die...=(
Rocky: Come on Bono...
Puss: Come on Boss
Bono: (mumbles) Don't call me Boss, Puss.
Puss: Sorry.
Thorblade4: How's he doing, doctor?
Doctor: Bono does not have the plague. He just thinks he does.
Thorblade4: That's good.
Doctor: Not really. Bono could die with the symptoms. We have to make him think he's taken the medicine, but we don't want to give him the side effects.
Thorblade4: Hang on.
(Thorblade4 puts on Doctor Shirt and Doctor Hat on)
Dr. Thorblade4: Dr. Thorblade4 is in the house.
(Thorblade4 walks up to Bono)
Thorblade4: Take this Bono.
(Thorblade4 gives Bono a vial of water. Bono drinks it and becomes instantly better)
Doctor: =O
Bono: Why does everyone I meet do that?
Ellemar: Bono!! You're alive! In celebaration, I shall give you lots of food with cheese on it and lots of toy animals!!!=D
Bono: YAY!!!=D
(Drag0n Kn1ght and Shadow appear) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:42:00

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Drag0n Kn1ght: Surrender, Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape, or perish!!!
Rocky: Dude! Go away!
Puss: You are annoying!
Blue: Can't we have one Chapter since Chapter 34 without you in it?
Drag0n Kn1ght: Nope.
(00 Pork appears)
00 Pork: Ha ha!! I 00 Pork, hyperactive evil guy, will destroy since you have conquered RuneScape and I shall rule it!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Not another noob. Shadow destroy him.
Shadow: With pleasure.
(Shadow fries 00 Pork)
Aly Magi: That Black Dragon got you too huh?
00 Pork: Yup. How long will I have to be ashes?
Aly Magi: Until the author changes us back? And that would be?
Thorblade4: When I feel like.
Aly Magi: See?
00 Pork: ...
Blue: Shadow! You monster! You have killed many people for no reason!
Shadow: Sure I did. I fried those 2 noobs-
Aly Magi & 00 Pork: HEY!!!
Shadow: -Those 2 players because they annoyed me.
Blue: And what about the rest? What about my parents? What about my unhatched siblings? Why did you murder them?!
Shadow: Your father payed me great insult once. So it was revenge.
Blue: And I shall have my share of it!!!
Shadow: Fool. I am a level 227 Black Dragon. You are a lvl 111 Blue Dragon.
Blue: Moron. I'm a lvl 259 Brutal Blue Dragon.
Shadow: Oh crude.
(Blue attacks Shadow till Shadow has 10 hp)
Shadow: Retreat!
Drag0n Kn1ght: WHAT?!
(Shadow takes Drag0n Kn1ght and flies away)
Drag0n Kn1ght: KILL THEM MY MINIONS!!! FIGHT LIKE YOU'RE BEING PAID FOR IT!!!
Minion #715: It would help us to fight like we're being paid for it if you paid us!!!
Drag0n Kn1ght: JUST SHUT UP AND FIGHT!!!
Thorblade4: RETREAT!!!
(Thorblade4, Rocky, Puss, Blue, Ellemar, and Bono fly towards Thorblade4's POH)
At the Shipyard...
Dusty Sharp: That's right. A Fishing Trawler like Murphy that doesn't leak and has a dwarf engine.
Shipyard Workman: Ok.
(Dusty Sharp realize that Drag0n Kn1ght's galleons are being made) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:42:46

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Dusty Sharp: Oh no. With those galleons, Drag0n Kn1ght has control over the seas. Now how am I going to fish?
(Minions on Red Dragons land in the Shipyard)
Minion #524: You're under arrest for treason against Lord Drag0n Kn1ght.
Dusty Sharp: Oh great...
Next Chapter 42: The Resistance
What is the Resistance? Who will join it? And how is Dusty Sharp going to get out of this mess? Find out in our next Chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-May-2009 23:56:55

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