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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 42: The Resistance
At Thorblade4's POH...
Thorblade4: I don't believe it. Drag0n Kn1ght's taken over RuneScape.
Rocky: What are we going to do about it?
Puss: I say we do the most honorable thing. We fight!!!
Blue: (sarcastically) You're right. We can win. 2 Players, 1 brain in a fishbowl, a rock come to life, a cat, and a Brutal Blue Dragon vs. 1103 Players and a Black Dragon.
Bono: We're so going to win!!!=D
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Puss: ...
Blue: ...
Ellemar: Good job thinking hopeful Bono!=)
(Itatchi2929 knocks on the door and Thorblade4 opens it)
Thorblade4: Hi Itatchi. What's going on?
Itatchi2929: Drag0n Kn1ght has been capturing anyone that knows about Bono so he can capture you.
Rocky: What? We should do something about this!\
Puss: Like I've already said, let's fight!
Blue: But we can't at this state. There are only 7 of us and 1105 of them.
Itatchi2929: Then let's increase are number. Let's form a resistance!
Ellemar: So what are we going to call our resistance?
Bono: How about, The Resistance?
Thorblade4: ...
Rocky: ...
Puss: ...
Blue: ...
Itatchi2929: ...
Ellemar: How...clever.
Bono: Anyone got any better ideas?=@
Thorblade4: Nope.
Rocky: Nope.
Puss: Nope.
Blue: Nope.
Ellemar: Nope.
Itatchi2929: Nope.
Bono: Then let's do it!!!
(So The Resistance was formed)
Thorblade4: Ok. I'll be the leader, Rocky will the the diplomat for rocks, Puss is our diplomat for cats, Blue is the diplomat for dragons, Ellemar is in charge of weapons, Itatchi is head of gnomecopters, and Bono-.
(Bono is picking his nose)
Thorblade4: -will be head of cheese mages.
Bono: Yay!
Itatchi2929: Let's go and recruite more members!!!
On Ape Atoll...
Thorblade4: Hey Sheer125, wanna join The Resistance as a ninja?
Sheer125: Of course! Just one thing?
Thorblade4: What is it?
Sheer125: Can I bring my squad of ninja monkeys? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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(Ninja Monkeys behind Sheer125)
Thorblade4: Of course! The more, the merrier!
At Lleyta...
Itatchi2929: So will you join The Resistance as our healer and head cook?
Mustkill126: Of course! I'd love to!
Itatchi2929: Great!
In Rellekka Forest...
(Bono is skipping along the path and Chaserm1 pops out)
Chaserm1: Fear me! I am the greatest Cheese Mage!
Bono: No you're not! I am! See this Skillcape of Cheese Magic?
(Bono turns around)
Bono: I have 99 Cheese Magic!
Chaserm1: You're right. I only have 98 Cheese Magic. Make me your apprentice.
(Chaserm1 bows down to Bono)
Bono: Um...how about you join The Resistance instead?
Chaserm1: Ok. I shall protect the best I can. But first, I'm hungry.
(Chaserm1 takes a bite out of some Cheese)
Bono: You like cheese?
Chaserm1: Like it? I'm obsessed with cheese!!!
Bono: Where have you been in my life, mate?
(Bono and Chaserm1 skip into the sunset singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" )
Chaserm1: Wait. Since when was there a sun in RuneScape?
Bono: Always. How can plants grow if there is no sun?
Chaserm1: But we never see a sun.
Bono: Then I guess I bought this sunscreen for nothing.
(Bono tosses a bottle of sunscreen away)
At Castle Wars...
Rocky: So are you going to join The Resistance?
Brettyoke49: Of course. Drag0n Kn1ght ruined Castle Wars. It's a training ground now.
Mean Bean567: We want Castle Wars back. It was fun.
Rocky: I'll take that as a yes.
At The Duel Arena Hospital...
Blue: Will you join The Resistance?
00 Pork: Of course. We want our revenge on Shadow for turning us into ashes!
Aly Magi: But first, you have to do one thing for us.
Blue: Ok. What is it?
00 Pork: Heal us of course!
Blue: Not a problem. Doctors and Nurse!
(Dr. Thorblade4, Dr. Mustkill126, and Nurse Bono walk in)
Blue: These two want new bodies.
Dr. Mustkill126: Ok then. Let's cure them.
One Hour Later... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Dr. Thorblade4: The operation was successful. You have your bodies back.
Aly Magi: Then why is my body over there?!
00 Pork: And my body over there?!
Aly Magi& 00 Pork: YOU GAVE US THE WRONG BODIES!!!=@
Dr. Mustkill126: Wait. Dr. Thorblade4, weren't you in charge of bodies?
Dr. Thorblade4: I thought you were!
(Both look at Nurse Bono who is smiling)
Dr. Thorblade4 & Dr. Mustkill126: NURSE BONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!=@
One Hour Later...
Aly Magi: We have our bodies back!!!=D
00 Pork: We'll be glad to join The Resistance!!!
In The Stronghold of Player Safety...
Fred: I want out!
Jon: How are we going to get out of here?
Dusty Sharp: With this!
(Dusty Sharp holds a herring)
Fred: How is a herring going to help?!
(Dusty Sharp cuts the bars of the cell)
Dusty Sharp: Did I mention that it was red?
Jon: =O
Fred: =O
Dusty Sharp: Now let's get out of here!!!
(All 3 escape and Minion #534 wakes up)
Minion #534: Huh? Where'd everybody go?
At White Wolf Mountain...
Iou642: Oh Ice Queen, I ask that you bestow you powers and minions on me so that I can destroy Bono and Thorblade4.
Ice Queen: I grant you my power. I hate Thorblade4!!! He killed me for my gloves.
At Thorblade4's POH...
Thorblade4: Ok. We can't challenge Drag0n Kn1ght yet, so we'll have to do things in secret and recruite more people until we're big enough to challenge-!
(Dusty Sharp walks in)
Dusty Sharp: Thorblade4, you have to free the prisoners of the Stronghold of Player Safety!
Itatchi2929: This sounds like a job for The Resistance!!!
The Resistance: YEAH!!!
On Ice Mountain...
Iou642: I'm ready for you, Bono and Thorblade4...
Next Chapter: Chapter 43 Prisonbreak
Who will The Resistance break out of prison? How are they going the break it? And how wil they get out of it? Find out in our next chapter!!!=D "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:00:09

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 43: Prisonbreak
At Thorblade4's POH...
Thorblade4: You mean Drag0n Kn1ght is captuing anyone to do with Bono and putting them in the Stronghold of Player Safety?
Dusty Sharp: Well duh. Weren't you listening?
Rocky: Well, you were inside the prison. What's changed?
Dusty Sharp: Drag0n Kn1ght's blocked the crevice entrance to the Stronghold so you can't go through their and he'll filled in the cellar door. The only way into the Stronghold is too go through the Exam Center, which Drag0n Kn1ght it using to train recruits.
Puss: Who would want join the unhonorable man?
Dusty Sharp: Nobody. Drag0n Kn1ght is drafting them.
Bono: You mean he's writing drafts about them?
Dusty Sharp: No. He's forcing them into service.
Bono: Then why didn't you say so?!
Thorblade4: O_o
Rocky: O_o
Puss: O_o
Blue: O_o
Dusty Sharp: O_o
Bono: What?
Shyam777: Anyway, we're breaking those jail birds out of jail and let them fly the coop!
The Resistance: Stop with the bad jokes!!!
Thorblade4: Let's do it!
Dusty Sharp: Thorblade4, that's-
Thorblade4: -insane. If you think I'm insane, look at Bono.
(Dusty Sharp looks at Bono who is at a tea table with nobody)
Bono: Would you like more tea Mr. Hatter? And you Mr. Hare.
Dusty Sharp: Ok... But I'm telling you, it's dangerous to go the Stronghold of Player Safety. You're wanted!
Thorblade4: What?!
Dusty Sharp: Yup. It's true. Look at this poster.
(Dusty Sharp pulls out a poster)
Blue: "Wanted: Thorblade4, Bono the Noobiest Noob In RuneScape, Rocky the Rockiest Rock In RuneScape, Puss In Boots, Blue the Brutal Blue Dragon, and Ellemar RuneScape.
Crime: Treason against the King.
Reward: 100mil for each one caught.
(Thorblade4 looks at Bono greedily)
Ellemar: Don't even think about it, Thorblade4.
Thorblade4: What?
Bono: I know what'll work!
(Bono takes out a paintbrush with black dye on it and draws on the Wanted Poster)
Bono: Read it now. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: "Wanted: Thor, Noob, Rocco, Boots, Brutal, and Scape.
Crime: Reason Against the King.
Reward: 1gp for each.
(The pictures of them have moustaches, glasses and goatees)
Thorblade4: Bono, this is the stupidest idea you ever had.
Bono: But it'll give people the wrong idea and they wouldn't come for us.
Thorblade4: Whatever.
(Bono puts the poster outside of the POH)
At The Stronghold of Player Safety...
Thorblade4: Ok, first we have to sneak through the exam center. But we'll have to distract those guards.
(Fan434 and Shyam777 appear)
Bono: Who are you?
Shyam777: We're the characters who submited bios for this chapter. I'm a cookie mage.
Fan434: And I'm a player with full full Karil and a Toy Kite.
Rocky: Why are you using a Toy Kite as a weapon?
Fan434: Trust me, this baby does lots of damage=)
Shyam777: Anyway I think we know how to distract the guards...
In the Exam Center...
Minion #195: Ok! The first thing about being a minion is-
(2 Talking Cookies on a Dragon Kite crash through the window)
Minion #195: What the-?!
Cookie #1: Die, cookie eater!
(Cookies throw chocolate chips)
Minion #195: Argh!
(Mion #195 dies)
Cookie #2: That's the way the cookie crumbles!
Shyam777: Stop with the bad jokes guys.
Cookies: Sorry.
Inside The Player Safety Dungeon...
Puss: Who is that?!
(Cookie Monster appears)
Cookie Monster: Ha ha! Me did it!
Thorblade4: Wait! Aren't you from Sesame Street?!
Cookie Monster: Yeah, but they kick me off and replace me with Vegatable Monster because I encouraged kids to eat cookies. Drag0n Kn1ght hire me to guard.
Cookies: RUN!!!
(Cookies try to run, but the Cookie Monster eats them)
Cookie Monster: Ha! You can't escape the Cookie Monster! Me gonna lock you in cell and take your cookies!
Bono: NO!!! NOT OUR COOKIES!!! At least he isn't interested in cheese.
(Cheese Monster appears) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:01:55

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Cheese Monster: Me gonna eat all your cheese!
Bono: NOOOOOO!!!! NOT OUR CHEESE TOO!!!!!
(The Cookie Monster and the Cheese Monster surround our heros)
Thorblade4: Bono, do you have any month old cheese?
Bono: Yes. I would have thrown it away if someone didn't write me to be obsessed with cheese!!!
Thorblade4: Sorry, just throw the cheese at the Cheese Monster.
Bono: No! I'm obsessed with cheese!
Thorblade4: Do it or the Cheese Monster will take all your cheese.
Bono: Fine...
(Bono throws the moldy cheese at the Cheese Monster. The Cheese Monster eats it and dies)
Thorblade4: Shyam777, got any cookie dough?
Shyam777: Y3s.
Thorblade4: Then throw it at the Cookie Monster!
Shyam777: 0k.
(Shyam777 throws the cookie dough at the Cookie Monster. The Cookie Monster eats it and gets Samonella Poisoning)
Cookie Monster: Uh. Me no feel so good.
(Cookie Monster barfs up the Cookies)
Cookie #1: We're free!=D
Cookie #2: And no one will want to eat us because we're covered with barf!=D
Cookies: Yay!
Puss: Ok...
After Freeing All The Prisoners And Recruiting Them To The Resistance...
Thorblade4: Ok. Let's blow this popsicle stand!
Bono: Ok. Fan434, got a short fuse?
Fan434: Yup. Here you go.
Bono: Thanks. Blue, would you light please?
Blue:
(Blue lights the fuse)
At A Popsicle Stand...
Popsicle Kid: Popsicles, get your pop-
(BANG!!!)
Thorblade4: Not what I meant, but still we're out of there. Now, back to HQ!!!
(The Resistance runs back to HQ)
At Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Drag0n Kn1ght: Well, the noob has freed the prisoners. Iou642, prepare the trap.
Iou642: Yes sir.
At A Zamorakian Temple...
(Kitedj drinks the Wine of Zamorak)
Kitedj: Now I have the magic of a Majarahat!!! I am all powerful!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 44: Sir Bono To The Rescue "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:02:44

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 44: Sir Bono To The Rescue
Ardougne Zoo...
(Eggypants 2 escapes from the Monkey Cage)
Eggypants 2: Freedom!!!
(3 Shadowy Figures loom over Eggypants 2)
???: Ooh! What do we have here?
Eggypants 2: Oh no! It's you!
Drag0n Kn1ght's POH...
Drag0n Kn1ght: Iou, we must capture Bono the Noob! Any ideas?
Iou642: ...
Drag0n Kn1ght: What do you mean "..."?!
Iou642: ...
Kitedj: Iou's been muted, Lord Drag0n Kn1ght.
Drag0n Kn1ght: I knew that!!!
Kitedj: Riiiiight.
(Iou does some Emotes)
Kitedj: I think he's doing sharades.
(Iou542 holds up 8 fingers.
Kitedj: 8 or Ate.
Drag0n Kn1ght: I knew! He ate the last slice of my Redberry pie!
(Iou642 does the No Emote)
Kitedj: Ok Iou, what else?
(Iou holds up some cheese)
Drag0n Kn1ght: He ate a piece of cheese?
(Iou642 does the Slap Head Emote)
Kitedj: You have 8 pieces of cheese?
(Iou642 does Slap Head Emote and takes out a Bono the Noobiest Noob Book* and points at the cover)
Kitedj: You ate Bono?
(Iou642 does No Emote and flips to Chapter 8)
Kitedj: Oh! Chapter 8: Valentine's Day! You mean we should lure Bono with something he loves!
(Iou642 does Yes Emote)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Yes! We shall lure Bono with cheese!
Kitedj: Bono could just Tele-Grab it.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Oh yeah. What about rock lobster?
Kitedj: No good. He lost his girlfriend because of it and it's expensive.
Drag0n Kn1ght: I've got it! We'll lure Bono to his doom with his girlfriend, Petra!
Kitedj: I like it, Lord Drag0n Kn1ght. I'll send Iou642. Iou642, go after Bono!
(Iou642 does Bow Emote and teleports away)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Shadow, get Petra!
Shadow: Yes, Drag0n Kn1ght.
(Shadow flies off)
Ardougne Zoo...
Petra: Yes it's us! Petra, Thundersword5, and Roxanne! And you'll be my pet monkey!
Eggypants 2: What?!
Petra: Come here Pet Monkey!=)
(Petra hugs Eggypants 2)
Eggypants 2: Can't...breath! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:03:11

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thundersword5: Hey, is that a Black Dragon flying toward us?
Shadow: Petra and Roxanne, you're coming with me!
Roxanne: Uh oh!
Petra: Pet Monkey is adorable!
(Shadow grabs Petra, Roxanne, and Eggypants 2 and takes them to Rupert's Tower)
Thundersword5: Oh my gosh! I have to tell Thorblade4, Bono and the others!
(Thundersword5 runs off)
Rupert's Tower...
Kitedj: Ok you, out!
Rupert: Huh?
(Kitedj kicks Rupert out of the tower)
Rupert: FREEDOM!!! W00T!!!
(Rupert runs off wooting)
Kitedj: Ok, that weird dwarf is gone, so now, all I have to do it wait for Shadow.
(Shadow arrives with Petra, Roxanne, and Eggypants 2)
Kitedj: Ok Shadow, put them up in the Tower now!
(Shadow glares at Kitedj)
Kitedj: Please...=|
(Shadow puts Petra, Roxanne, and Eggypants 2 in the tower)
Kitedj: Now I'm off. You're in charge now, Iou642.
(Iou642 does the Beckon Emote to Kitedj)
Kitedj: I know. This plan is brilliant because it was MY plan. Well, I got to go!
(Kitedj teleports away)
Iou642: =@
Thorblade4's POH...
Thorblade4: Ok men. Our first step is to liberate Falador, and we do that by-
(Thundersword5 appears)
Thundersword5: Thorblade4! Come quick! A Black Dragon has captured Petra, Roxanne, and Petra's Pet Monkey!
Blue: Shadow. It's Shadow.=@
Thorblade4: Well let's save them.
Rocky: I'm coming Roxanne!
(Rocky runs off)
(Bono walks in with Knight's Armor)
Bono: Never fear! Sir Bono is here!
(Sir Bono hops on to a wooden horse and rides out)
Ellemar: Bono's going through his "knight" stage.
Thundersword5: Oh. Anyway, I got this note saying Petra, Roxanne and the Pet Monkey are at Rupert's Tower!
Puss: Then let us go! It is time for a true quest for Puss...In Boots!
Thorblade4: Wait a moment. Did Bono and Rocky just run off without a clue where they're going?
Blue: Pretty much.
Ellemar: Let's go and get them.
Thorblade4: Ok.
Rupert's Tower... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:05:05

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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(Our heroes arrive and Rupert runs past them)
Rupert: FREEDOM!!! W00T!!!
Thorblade4: Was that a dwarf in his underwear wooting?!
Puss: Looks like it.
Thorblade4: Did I mention I just got my Dragon Chainbody last Sunday?
Rocky: I thought you got it back in Chapter 5?
Thorblade4: It turns out that it was just Bono's Iron chainbody stained with red and black dye.
Puss: When did you figure this out, boss?
Thorblade4: Don't call me Boss!
Puss: Sorry.
Thorblade4: I found out when I was arrested for item scamming. The moderators let me go with a warning.
Blue: Ouch.
Sir Bono: There's Petra! I shall free her!
(Bono gallops on his wooden horse)
Squirrel #1: Look! A noob with a lance!
Squirrel #2: He's here to capture our young!
Squirrel #3: Prepare the acorns!
(Squirrels equip themselves with acorns)
Sir Bono: So there are huge giants guarding Petra? I shall destroy them all!
(Bono charges toward the squirrels)
Thorblade4: Why'd Bono want to become a knight?
Ellemar: He read a good book.
Thorblade4: What was the name of the book?
Ellemar: Don Quixote.
Thorblade4: That explains a lot.
Sir Bono: CHARGE!!!
(Bono points his lance down at the squirrels, but it sticks into the ground and Bono is sent flying into the tower)
Sir Bono: Petra! I have come to rescue you! And now I shall sing a song! (sings horribly**) I've been dreaming of you...
Squirrels: AAARGH! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Rocky: How come you're not cringing to Bono's singing, Thorblade4?
Thorblade4: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I HAVE THESE MAGICAL EARMUFFS ON!
Rocky: Never mind.
Thorblade4: WHAT?!
(Bono gets Petra, Roxanne, and Eggypants 2 out of the tower and throws Rupert back in)
Rupert: Aw man!
Thorblade4: Now let's get out of here before-!
(Iou642 appears)
Rocky: Uh oh.
Next Chapter: Chapter 45 Bono vs. Iou642
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**Bono singing is = to the worst singer you know x 10 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 00:05:23

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