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Chapter 46: Ice Caves
Thorblade4's POH...
Itatchi2929: My plan is to go through Keldagrim, take the mine cart under Ice Mountain, then follow the tunnel into Falador!
Thorblade4: Brilliant! All in favor, say aye!
Mustkill126: Aye!
Dusty Sharp: Aye!
Fan434: Aye!
Sheer 125: Aye!
Chaserm1: Aye!
Shafin25: Aye!
Rocky: Aye!
Puss: Aye!
Blue: Aye!
Ellemar: Aye!
Bono: I!
Everyone:
Bono: What?!
Keldagrim...
Thorblade4: Ok, the only way into Keldagrim is on this dwarf boat.
The Resistance: Got it!
(While on the boat, Bono pushes the Dwarf Boatman out of the way and takes the wheel)
Bono: WEEEEE!
Dwarf Boatman: Hey! Get of off there! We'll hit something!
Bono: Relax! What could possibly go wrong?
Rocky: Whenever someone says that, something does go wrong.
(Bono crashes the boat into the Giant Dwarf statue and it starts to lean)
Bono: Uh...oops?
(The Statue falls over and falls on the Consortium building)
Red Axe Director: WHERE'S MY COFFEE?! AND WHY DID THAT STATUE FALL ON THE CONSORTIUM?!
Red Axe Secretary: Here's your coffee, sir.
(Red Axe Director/Hreimdar takes a sip of the coffee and spits it out)
Hreimdar: THIS IS LIGHT COFFEE! I SAID BLACK, TWO SUGARS!!!
Red Axe Secretary: But you said light, sir.
Hreimdar: OH?! SO THIS MY FAULT NOW?!
(The Giant Dwarf statue causes a tidal waves and floods all of Keldagrim)
Puss: Yup, I so do not want to go Keldagrim anymore.
Blue: Why do I think something will happen once we get to shore?
(The ship docks at Keldagrim and Bono is arrested by the Black Guards)
Blue: Told you.
Ellemar: Oh my gosh! Bono's been arrested! I have to stop them before they said him to Newgate*!
(Ellemar runs off after the Black Guards)
Rocky: What's Newgate?
Puss: Maybe it's a new gate?
Blue: So why would Ellemar be sad if Bono was sent to a new gate. That doesn't make sense.
Thorblade4: Let's just go after the Black Guard. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Thorblade4's POH...
Itatchi2929: My plan is to go through Keldagrim, take the mine cart under Ice Mountain, then follow the tunnel into Falador!
Thorblade4: Brilliant! All in favor, say aye!
Mustkill126: Aye!
Dusty Sharp: Aye!
Fan434: Aye!
Sheer 125: Aye!
Chaserm1: Aye!
Shafin25: Aye!
Rocky: Aye!
Puss: Aye!
Blue: Aye!
Ellemar: Aye!
Bono: I!
Everyone:
Bono: What?!
Keldagrim...
Thorblade4: Ok, the only way into Keldagrim is on this dwarf boat.
The Resistance: Got it!
(While on the boat, Bono pushes the Dwarf Boatman out of the way and takes the wheel)
Bono: WEEEEE!
Dwarf Boatman: Hey! Get of off there! We'll hit something!
Bono: Relax! What could possibly go wrong?
Rocky: Whenever someone says that, something does go wrong.
(Bono crashes the boat into the Giant Dwarf statue and it starts to lean)
Bono: Uh...oops?
(The Statue falls over and falls on the Consortium building)
Red Axe Director: WHERE'S MY COFFEE?! AND WHY DID THAT STATUE FALL ON THE CONSORTIUM?!
Red Axe Secretary: Here's your coffee, sir.
(Red Axe Director/Hreimdar takes a sip of the coffee and spits it out)
Hreimdar: THIS IS LIGHT COFFEE! I SAID BLACK, TWO SUGARS!!!
Red Axe Secretary: But you said light, sir.
Hreimdar: OH?! SO THIS MY FAULT NOW?!
(The Giant Dwarf statue causes a tidal waves and floods all of Keldagrim)
Puss: Yup, I so do not want to go Keldagrim anymore.
Blue: Why do I think something will happen once we get to shore?
(The ship docks at Keldagrim and Bono is arrested by the Black Guards)
Blue: Told you.
Ellemar: Oh my gosh! Bono's been arrested! I have to stop them before they said him to Newgate*!
(Ellemar runs off after the Black Guards)
Rocky: What's Newgate?
Puss: Maybe it's a new gate?
Blue: So why would Ellemar be sad if Bono was sent to a new gate. That doesn't make sense.
Thorblade4: Let's just go after the Black Guard. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
16-May-2009 00:08:53
Chapter 47: Pirates of the Snowabbean
Thorblade4: Ok, so what's this idea of your's, Dusty Sharp?
Dusty Sharp: Well, what if we sail into Port Sarim, capture it and have a base in Asgarnia?
Shyam777: Th4t's n0t such 4 b4d 1d34.
Itatchi2929: I still liked my idea better...
Brettyoke49: Burgers!
Everyone: ...
Rocky: Don't mind him. He wanted to be random.
Puss: Soooo...how are we going to get to Port Sarim.
Dusty Sharp: I have a ship!
Blue: That's a fishing trawler...
Dusty Sharp: (laughs) Do you really think that's the only ship I have?
Oo'glog...
(A huge galleon with big cannons and a dwarf engine is anchored)
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
The Resistance:
Bono: Why is everyone doing 0_0
Fan434: Stupid! It's
, not 0*0
Bono:
,
Fan434: No! Not
,!
Bono: 0-o
Fan434: I give up!
Bono: I give up!
Fan434: Stop copying me!
Bono: Stop copying me!
Fan434: I'm a nincompoop!
Bono: You are?
Fan434: Ha! You stopped copying me! I won!
Bono: But you called yourself a nincompoop. So you lost.
Fan434: Yes...but...arrrrgh!
Bono: Don't try to think. You'll just hurt yourself.
Fan434: Just get aboard...
Aboard Dusty Sharp's Ship, The Fishing Ship...
Bono: I'm getting seasick...
Chaserm1: Me too, master. I feel like I might barf up all the cheese I ate...
Bono: I'll eat the cheese you barf up.
Chaserm1: Ok. And I'll eat the cheese you barf up.
Bono: Deal!
(Bono and Chaserm1 shake hands)
Fan434: You guys are digusting! If I hear the word "barf," I'll throttle you!
Chip: Hey Cookie, we might have new friends.
Cookie: I'll say. New friends who are vomited-
Fan434: ARRRRGH!!
(Fan434 stomps on Cookie)
Blue: So that's how the cookie crumbles.
Shyam777: C00K13!!! N00000!!!
Blue: If he doesn't make it, can I eat him?
(Shyam777 glares at Blue)
Blue: What?!
Dusty Sharp: We're getting close to Port Sarim. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Thorblade4: Ok, so what's this idea of your's, Dusty Sharp?
Dusty Sharp: Well, what if we sail into Port Sarim, capture it and have a base in Asgarnia?
Shyam777: Th4t's n0t such 4 b4d 1d34.
Itatchi2929: I still liked my idea better...
Brettyoke49: Burgers!
Everyone: ...
Rocky: Don't mind him. He wanted to be random.
Puss: Soooo...how are we going to get to Port Sarim.
Dusty Sharp: I have a ship!
Blue: That's a fishing trawler...
Dusty Sharp: (laughs) Do you really think that's the only ship I have?
Oo'glog...
(A huge galleon with big cannons and a dwarf engine is anchored)
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
The Resistance:
Bono: Why is everyone doing 0_0
Fan434: Stupid! It's
, not 0*0
Bono:
,
Fan434: No! Not
,!
Bono: 0-o
Fan434: I give up!
Bono: I give up!
Fan434: Stop copying me!
Bono: Stop copying me!
Fan434: I'm a nincompoop!
Bono: You are?
Fan434: Ha! You stopped copying me! I won!
Bono: But you called yourself a nincompoop. So you lost.
Fan434: Yes...but...arrrrgh!
Bono: Don't try to think. You'll just hurt yourself.
Fan434: Just get aboard...
Aboard Dusty Sharp's Ship, The Fishing Ship...
Bono: I'm getting seasick...
Chaserm1: Me too, master. I feel like I might barf up all the cheese I ate...
Bono: I'll eat the cheese you barf up.
Chaserm1: Ok. And I'll eat the cheese you barf up.
Bono: Deal!
(Bono and Chaserm1 shake hands)
Fan434: You guys are digusting! If I hear the word "barf," I'll throttle you!
Chip: Hey Cookie, we might have new friends.
Cookie: I'll say. New friends who are vomited-
Fan434: ARRRRGH!!
(Fan434 stomps on Cookie)
Blue: So that's how the cookie crumbles.
Shyam777: C00K13!!! N00000!!!
Blue: If he doesn't make it, can I eat him?
(Shyam777 glares at Blue)
Blue: What?!
Dusty Sharp: We're getting close to Port Sarim. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
16-May-2009 00:09:55
(A big galleon made of ice appears out of the fog)
Bono: I don't like the look the of that ice ship.
Thorblade4: Because of how suspicious looking it is?
Bono: No, that there's no ice statues of swans on it.
Everyone:
Bono: Why are you guys doing that again?!
(Iou642 appears at the helm of the ship)
Iou642: Well well well. The Resistance tried to sneak attack me from the sea. Good things I made the Glacier to patrol the shorelines of Asgarnia.
Bono: Is he speaking to himself or to us?
Iou642: To you! Anyway, prepare to meet your doom at the bottom of the icy cold sea and-
Thorblade4: Stop monologging! You're wasting characters!
Iou642: Fine fine. Snow pirates! Attack!
(The two ships circle each other and a whirlpool appears)
Thorblade4: Now why does this seem familiar?
Iou642: Prepare to broadsides!
(Snow Pirates start to load the ice cannons with snowballs)
Fan434: Snowballs? What can snowballs do that can harm this-
(A cannon fires a snowball. The Snowball hits, destroying a huge part of the ship and blasts Im D34d into the whirlpool)
Fan434: =O
Thorblade4: Prepare to board the ship!
Dusty Sharp: Hey! This is my ship! That makes me captain!
Thorblade4: So what are your orders "captain?"
Dusty Sharp: Prepare to board the ship!
(Thorblade4 rolls his eyes)
Dusty Sharp: Board the ship now!
(Most of The Resistance swings across the whirlpool to the Glacier)
On The Glacier...
Snow Pirate #1: Ha! A toy kite as a weapon? What a noob!
Fan434: Come and get me then, snownoob!
Snow Pirate #1: Ok then! YAAAAAAAH!
(Fan434 slashes with his toy kite)
Snow Pirates #1: Ha! That didn't hurt at-
(The Snow Pirate falls apart)
Brettyoke49: Butter toast!
Snow Pirates #2: Stop saying random things!
Brettyoke49: Flies!
Snow Pirate #2: Stop it!
Brettyoke49: Frogs!
Snow Pirates #2: AAAARGGGH!
(The Snow Pirate melts) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Bono: I don't like the look the of that ice ship.
Thorblade4: Because of how suspicious looking it is?
Bono: No, that there's no ice statues of swans on it.
Everyone:
Bono: Why are you guys doing that again?!
(Iou642 appears at the helm of the ship)
Iou642: Well well well. The Resistance tried to sneak attack me from the sea. Good things I made the Glacier to patrol the shorelines of Asgarnia.
Bono: Is he speaking to himself or to us?
Iou642: To you! Anyway, prepare to meet your doom at the bottom of the icy cold sea and-
Thorblade4: Stop monologging! You're wasting characters!
Iou642: Fine fine. Snow pirates! Attack!
(The two ships circle each other and a whirlpool appears)
Thorblade4: Now why does this seem familiar?
Iou642: Prepare to broadsides!
(Snow Pirates start to load the ice cannons with snowballs)
Fan434: Snowballs? What can snowballs do that can harm this-
(A cannon fires a snowball. The Snowball hits, destroying a huge part of the ship and blasts Im D34d into the whirlpool)
Fan434: =O
Thorblade4: Prepare to board the ship!
Dusty Sharp: Hey! This is my ship! That makes me captain!
Thorblade4: So what are your orders "captain?"
Dusty Sharp: Prepare to board the ship!
(Thorblade4 rolls his eyes)
Dusty Sharp: Board the ship now!
(Most of The Resistance swings across the whirlpool to the Glacier)
On The Glacier...
Snow Pirate #1: Ha! A toy kite as a weapon? What a noob!
Fan434: Come and get me then, snownoob!
Snow Pirate #1: Ok then! YAAAAAAAH!
(Fan434 slashes with his toy kite)
Snow Pirates #1: Ha! That didn't hurt at-
(The Snow Pirate falls apart)
Brettyoke49: Butter toast!
Snow Pirates #2: Stop saying random things!
Brettyoke49: Flies!
Snow Pirate #2: Stop it!
Brettyoke49: Frogs!
Snow Pirates #2: AAAARGGGH!
(The Snow Pirate melts) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
16-May-2009 00:10:14
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