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Chapter 50: Battle for Asgarnia
Falador Square...
Thorblade4: Ok, I think we should take 11 people to Falador Castle. 00 Pork, Fan434, Mustkill126, Itatchi2929, Chaserm1, Bono, Rocky, Puss, Blue, Ellemar, and myself.
(All 11 except Thorblade4 and Bono go across the bridge. Thorblade4 steps on the bridge)
*Crack*
Thorblade4: Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
(Thorblade4 notices Bono hopping up and down)
Thorblade4: BONO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bono: Bubble wrap! Must pop bubble wrap!!!
(Bridge breaks, shattering to pieces and Thorblade4 and Bono fall toward the moat)
Thorblade4: BONO YOU IDIOT!!!
Bono: "Idiot" is a mean word.
Thorblade4: Never mind. I'll get us out of this.
(Thorblade4s fires his mithril grappling hook and swings himself and Bono to Falador Castle)
Thorblade4: Hey Bono, do you know what time it is?
Bono: 10:26pm?
Thorblade4: Nope. It's clobbering time!
Bono: Yay! I love cobbler!
(Thorblade4 clobbers Bono)
Bono: Where's the cobbler? You said it was cobbler time!
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
Fan434, Mustkill126, Itatchi2929, 00 Pork, and Chaserm1:
Bono: What?!
Top of Falador Castle...
(Thorblade4, Itatchi2929, Mustkill126, Chaserm1, Fan434, Rocky, Puss, Blue, and Ellemar notice Iou642 at the top.
All except Bono and Iou642: Iou642...
Bono: Ooh! Shiny rock!
Iou642: Well well, well. The Resistance has come to retake Asgarnia. Unfortunatly, I must kill you for Drag0n Kn1ght.
Thorblade4: Bring it on!
Iou642: Hang on. Let me finish this french fry.
00 Pork: Yuck! Fries are yucky!
Iou642: Why you little-!
(Iou642 casts Ice Rush at 00 Pork, but 00 Pork dodges it)
00 Pork: Ha ha! You missed!
Iou642: Look down, moron.
(00 Pork looks down and he realizes he is in midair above the moat)
00 Pork: Fudge...
(00 Pork falls into the moat)
Iou642: Now that 00 Pork is gone, it's time to finish you off with my Knights! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Falador Square...
Thorblade4: Ok, I think we should take 11 people to Falador Castle. 00 Pork, Fan434, Mustkill126, Itatchi2929, Chaserm1, Bono, Rocky, Puss, Blue, Ellemar, and myself.
(All 11 except Thorblade4 and Bono go across the bridge. Thorblade4 steps on the bridge)
*Crack*
Thorblade4: Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
(Thorblade4 notices Bono hopping up and down)
Thorblade4: BONO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bono: Bubble wrap! Must pop bubble wrap!!!
(Bridge breaks, shattering to pieces and Thorblade4 and Bono fall toward the moat)
Thorblade4: BONO YOU IDIOT!!!
Bono: "Idiot" is a mean word.
Thorblade4: Never mind. I'll get us out of this.
(Thorblade4s fires his mithril grappling hook and swings himself and Bono to Falador Castle)
Thorblade4: Hey Bono, do you know what time it is?
Bono: 10:26pm?
Thorblade4: Nope. It's clobbering time!
Bono: Yay! I love cobbler!
(Thorblade4 clobbers Bono)
Bono: Where's the cobbler? You said it was cobbler time!
Thorblade4:
Rocky:
Puss:
Blue:
Fan434, Mustkill126, Itatchi2929, 00 Pork, and Chaserm1:
Bono: What?!
Top of Falador Castle...
(Thorblade4, Itatchi2929, Mustkill126, Chaserm1, Fan434, Rocky, Puss, Blue, and Ellemar notice Iou642 at the top.
All except Bono and Iou642: Iou642...
Bono: Ooh! Shiny rock!
Iou642: Well well, well. The Resistance has come to retake Asgarnia. Unfortunatly, I must kill you for Drag0n Kn1ght.
Thorblade4: Bring it on!
Iou642: Hang on. Let me finish this french fry.
00 Pork: Yuck! Fries are yucky!
Iou642: Why you little-!
(Iou642 casts Ice Rush at 00 Pork, but 00 Pork dodges it)
00 Pork: Ha ha! You missed!
Iou642: Look down, moron.
(00 Pork looks down and he realizes he is in midair above the moat)
00 Pork: Fudge...
(00 Pork falls into the moat)
Iou642: Now that 00 Pork is gone, it's time to finish you off with my Knights! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
16-May-2009 00:13:29
Chapter 51 Happy Father's Day!
Bono's House...
(Ellemar is alseep in bed. Bono hops on Ellemar's bed wearing a comedian suit and wakes up Ellemar)
Bono: Heeeeeeeey kids! I'm Bono the Noob and I'll be your comedian for today!
Ellemar: Bono, it's 5:00am in the morning. Let me sleep in this Father's Day.
Bono: Speaking of Father's day, I will tell father jokes. Here's a good one! How is the sandman and a father different.
Ellemar: I don't know. How?
Bono: The sandman puts you to sleep in a nice way and the father wakes up in a bad way!
(Ellemar kicks Bono out of the bedroom)
Bono: And if you liked that one, I have a great one about a father, a fairy, and a dragon who walk in a bar and-
Ellemar: BONO JUST GO TO BED!!!
Bono: Fine!
Thorblade4's House...
(Bono knocks on Thorblade4's House and Thorblade4 in a sleeping cap answers the door)
Thorblade4: Bono, what are doing out so early?! It's 5:10am.
Bono: I need your help making my dad a Father's Day gift.
Thorblade4: Well, how about you cook him some breakfast.
Bono: My cooking is level 1.
Thorblade4: Ok, then I'll make scrambled eggs-
Bono: No! Make him some pancakes or waffles.
Thorblade4: You can't make those in Runescape.
Bono: What kind of game is this without pancakes or waffles?!
Thorblade4: What do you mean, "game"?!
Bono: Never mind.
Thorblade4: How about creme bruelle?* It's very rich and a good breakfast treat.
Bono: Ok. What are the ingredients?
Thorblade4: Sweetcorn, cream, milk, vanilla pod, and cinnamon, but-
Bono: Ok!
(Bono runs off)
Thorblade4: ...I have all he ingredients...
(Bono runs back)
Bono: Where is all the ingrediets?
Thorblade4:
Bono: What?!
After 1,267 times of telling Bono, Thorblade4 has all the ingredients...
Bono: Well why didn't you say so?!
Thorblade4:
Bono: What?!
(Thorblade4 cooks the creme bruelle using Blue's Dragonfire and makes Creme Bruelle) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Bono's House...
(Ellemar is alseep in bed. Bono hops on Ellemar's bed wearing a comedian suit and wakes up Ellemar)
Bono: Heeeeeeeey kids! I'm Bono the Noob and I'll be your comedian for today!
Ellemar: Bono, it's 5:00am in the morning. Let me sleep in this Father's Day.
Bono: Speaking of Father's day, I will tell father jokes. Here's a good one! How is the sandman and a father different.
Ellemar: I don't know. How?
Bono: The sandman puts you to sleep in a nice way and the father wakes up in a bad way!
(Ellemar kicks Bono out of the bedroom)
Bono: And if you liked that one, I have a great one about a father, a fairy, and a dragon who walk in a bar and-
Ellemar: BONO JUST GO TO BED!!!
Bono: Fine!
Thorblade4's House...
(Bono knocks on Thorblade4's House and Thorblade4 in a sleeping cap answers the door)
Thorblade4: Bono, what are doing out so early?! It's 5:10am.
Bono: I need your help making my dad a Father's Day gift.
Thorblade4: Well, how about you cook him some breakfast.
Bono: My cooking is level 1.
Thorblade4: Ok, then I'll make scrambled eggs-
Bono: No! Make him some pancakes or waffles.
Thorblade4: You can't make those in Runescape.
Bono: What kind of game is this without pancakes or waffles?!
Thorblade4: What do you mean, "game"?!
Bono: Never mind.
Thorblade4: How about creme bruelle?* It's very rich and a good breakfast treat.
Bono: Ok. What are the ingredients?
Thorblade4: Sweetcorn, cream, milk, vanilla pod, and cinnamon, but-
Bono: Ok!
(Bono runs off)
Thorblade4: ...I have all he ingredients...
(Bono runs back)
Bono: Where is all the ingrediets?
Thorblade4:
Bono: What?!
After 1,267 times of telling Bono, Thorblade4 has all the ingredients...
Bono: Well why didn't you say so?!
Thorblade4:
Bono: What?!
(Thorblade4 cooks the creme bruelle using Blue's Dragonfire and makes Creme Bruelle) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
16-May-2009 00:14:43
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