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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 98: Summer's End
Thorblade4's House...
(All of the gang except Flameater20, who is meditating in the corner and Thorblade4, who is missing, are sitting in the chairs around the fireplace)
Groovy Gal62: Where's Thorblade4?
Chu Master5: He said he was going on a camping trip and that he'd be coming home today.
(Thorblade4 walks in the room, beaten up)
Thorblade4: Who in their right mind puts a campsite next to a crocodile infested swamp! I mean, seriously! Are they trying to kill the campers?!
Eggypants 2: Good to see you too, Thorblade...
Flameater20: Guys, I think I have another connection to D4rk L0rd's HQ...
(The room turns into a holographic projection of Dark Empire's HQ)
D4rk L0rd: Have you located the Spirit Beast yet?
Mustkill126: We're close, D4rk L0rd. If we could just find away into it's realm, we can release it from it's prison.
D4rk L0rd: Excellent. Once we release it from it's prison, we shall be able to take over all of RuneScape! Mwuhahahahahaha!!!
(The projection fades away)
Thorblade4: I believe it's obvious what we're going to do next.
Bono: Buy more cheese?
Everyone: O_o
Bono: What?
Wilderness Abandoned Farm...
Chu Master5: You're saying that a creature of unimaginable power, a creature with powers that could control the fate of RuneScape, a creature that makes TzTok-Jad look like a kitty-cat-!
Bono: Jad's a kitty-cat? I wonder if he's related to Puss.
Chu Master5: Shut up, Bono!
Bono: Shut up is a mean wor-!
(A frying pan hits Bono on the head)
Hobo: Sorry! Lost ma' grip while makin' dinna'.
(Hobo runs off into the Wilderness, where he'll soon be owned by a Revenant Imp)
Chu Master5: As I was saying, a creature that makes Jad look like a noob is in this old, abandoned, nasty, farm?
Flameater20: Yup, that's right.
Chu Master5: No, seriously. Where is it?
Everyone: ...
(Two, shadowy figures appear from the ruins of the farm)
Thorblade4: Aw, crap! Dark Empire agents!
Chaserm1: Get ready! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

09-Aug-2009 20:52:25 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2009 01:17:01 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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(The two figures approach the gang)
??? #1: Hello, Thorblade...
??? #2: We've been expecting you...
Thorblade4: Do I know you?
??? #1: Yeah, I'm Lugiarous.
??? #2: And I'm Pokemonall. We're not Dark Empire agents.
Thorblade4: I know you guys! You're the guys who asked to be in the chapter-!
(An angry mob appears)
Philip3477: You've added more people?!
Fan434: We want to be in the story too!
Thorblade4: Well, uh... He, he he... Aw, crap...
Angry Mob: GET HIM!!!
(Thorblade4 runs off, being chased by the angry mob)
Monkey164: Well, looks like Thorblade4 isn't going to be back anytime soon...
Later in the Spirit Realm...
(The whole gang, except Thorblade4, is in the Spirit Realm, next to the Spirit Beast, which is in a cage of energy)
Bono: Ha! Serves you right for trying to eat me! Now D4rk L0rd can't use you for his evil purpose, whatever it might be!
Summer: Thanks for saving us, Bono.
Bono: You're welcome. Bye!
(The whole gang teleports back to the real realm, suddenly, the ground shakes)
Monkey164: What was that?!
Groovy Gal62: Earthquake?!
Chu Master5: Or...
(Everyone looks at Bono)
Bono: It wasn't me this time! I have all my nitroglycerin right here!
Flameater20: I sense trouble in the Spirit Realm.
Eggypants 2: How are we going to get there? Last time we went, we had Summer's help! She's no where to be found!
(Bono sees something shine in the rubble)
Bono: Huh? What's this? (pick up a ring) A ring?*
Chu Master5: Must be the hobo's.
Bono: It says "Jenn<c>ica" inside it...
Chu Master5: A hobo named Jenn<c>ica. How original...
Bono: Please don't tell me I have to go to some volcano in the middle of evil wasteland swarming with monsters to destroy it!**
Chaserm1: Try it on, Master Bono. It might help us.
(Bono pays no attention to everyone and looks at the ring)
Bono: My precious...***
Somewhere in RuneScape...
(Thorblade4 is still being chased by an angry mob) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

09-Aug-2009 20:52:27 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2009 01:19:45 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Why do I get the feeling that Bono's overdoing the Lord of the Rings references?
Abandoned Farm...
Bono: Well, here goes nothing...
(Bono puts on the ring and is teleported away)
The Vacant Abyss
(Bono is surrounded by a group of ghosts)
Erik: YOU IDIOT!!! THANKS TO YOU, THE SPIRIT BEAST HAS GROWN STRONGER AND MIGHT BE ABLE TO BREAK INTO THE REAL WORLD AND DESTROY IT!!!
Summer: Please excuse my father, Bono. He was close to winning the lottery, but he lost by one number.
Erik: They picked a flipping six! Why couldn't it have been seven?!
Bono: Ah. But the Spirit Beast thing is true?
Summer: Afraid so.
Bono: Great... Now I have to defeat an evil monster the size of TzTok Jad, only more stronger. I can't wait...
Spirit Realm...
(Bono approaches the Spirit Beast)
Bono: Hey, Spirit Beast! When's the last time you had a noob?
(Spirit Beast roars at Bono)
Bono: Come and get it!
(Bono runs into the cave, followed by the Spirit Beast)
Spirit Beast Cave...
(Bono is trying to cut some cursed willow logs, but the Spirit beast kills him)
Bono: Darn it!
1,345 Deaths Later...
(Bono gathers all the logs and tries to light them with his tinderbox, but the Spirit Beast)
Bono: Oh, come on!
999,999,999,999 Deaths Later...
(Bono manages to light a fire, but the Spirit Beast kills him)
One Death Later...
(Bono walks up to the Spirit Beast)
Bono: THAT DOES IT!!!
(Bono throws a vial of nitroglycerin into the Spirit Beast's mouth. It explodes inside the Spirit Beast's stomach and the Spirit Beast limps to the next room)
Soft Ground Room...
(Bono is digging a pit as the Dark Core comes closer)
Bono: Stop!
Dark Core: (stops) ?
Bono: You didn't look both ways before crossing. You never know when there might be a car coming, even in an underground cavern like here.
Dark Core: ...
(Dark Cotr approaches Bono, but a car runs over him. A man gets out of the car)
Man: This isn't LA!
Women: I told you we should have asked for directions... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

09-Aug-2009 20:53:21 - Last edited on 13-Sep-2009 17:22:52 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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(Car drives off)
Dark Core: *Whimper!* (Medic...)
(Spirits attack the Spirit Beast and lead it to final room)
Final Room...
(The Spirit Beast's core turns red. Bono runs up to the Yellow Spirit)
Yellow Spirit: Wrong spirit, pal.
Bono: But, you're the red spirit!
Yellow Spirit: No, I'm not!
(Bono throws red dye all over the Yellow Spirit)
Bono: You are now.
Yellow Spirit: =@
Later...
(Spirit Beast dies)
Erik: Thank you, Bono. You finally slayed that monstrosity.
Summer: Finally, we're free of his reign!
Erik: Here's your reward.
(Erik gives Bono the reward)
Bono: Thanks...
Old Abandoned Farm...
Eggypants 2: Where's Bono! He should be back by now.
Chaserm1: You don't think Master Bono-
Flameater20: I don't know. I can't sense his presence...
Monkey164: Did you hear something.
Flameater20: What the-?! I feeling the presence of a powerful force!
(The Corporeal Beast bursts up from the ground)
Chu Master5: CRAP! THAT THING'S MORE POWERFUL THAT JAD! HOW ARE WE GONNA DEFEAT IT!
Flameater20: Leave it to me.
(Flameater20 casts a spell on the Corporeal Beast and it goes back into the cave)
Flameater20: Don't worry. He's trapped in the cave.
Groovy Gal62: Wait... You have the ability to bind a monster stronger than Tz-Tok Jad, AND YOU NEVER TOLD US?!
Flameater20: I thought everyone knew.
Chu Master5, Eggypants 2, and Monkey164: Thought it was obvious. Seemed like common knowledge. How could she not know.
Groovy Gal62: I don't know you guys at all...****
(Bono appears from the ruins)
Bono: Hey guys! I'm back!
Chu Master5: Dang it! He survived!
Everyone: O_o
Chu Master5: I mean, "Yay, Bono's alive..."
Eggypants 2: We should be going...
(The gang leaves the abandoned farm)
Bono: Why do I have the feeling we forgot something?
Somewhere in RuneScape...
(Thorblade4 is still being chased by the angry mob)
Thorblade4: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
Dark Empire HQ... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

09-Aug-2009 20:53:33 - Last edited on 24-Aug-2010 15:41:49 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Mustkill126: I can't believe it. Bono defeated the Spirit Beast!
Yoshi Xd: We have failed!
D4rk L0rd: No, gentlemen. We have gained much from Bono's victory. He is one step closer into our trap. One step closer to merging with us. One step closer to helping us achieve total control of RuneScape! MWUHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 99: While Guthix Sleeps
* Reference to The Hobbit
** Reference to Lord of the Rings
*** Yet another reference to Lord of the Rings
**** Quote from Tales From RuneScape by Green Tea3 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

09-Aug-2009 21:47:03 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2009 01:47:40 by Blaze Deku

Volo Amari
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Volo Amari

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Seriously? Flameater being able to control the Corporeal Beast? That was just cheap writing.
Next thing I know, Chu Master5 will get the SuperBarrows Armour with a World Blower Upper Spell, Eggypants2 can shapeshift into a Giant Draconic Demonic Dragon Demon, Iou gains the Ultimate Fry Powers, and Bono eats SuperCheese that restores his Rage of Cheese and he annihilates D4rk L0rd.
Oh no, I think I just gave away the entire last chapter!

09-Aug-2009 22:38:33 - Last edited on 10-Aug-2009 11:08:16 by Volo Amari

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