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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 73: The New Adventure
Thorblade4's House...
(Thorblade4, Groovy Gal62, and Bono are sitting)
Thorblade4: I feel like we should go adventuring again Bono.
Bono: Yeah! Let's search for the Big Cheese!
Thorblade4: O_o
Bono: What?!
Groovy Gal62: Can I come?
Thorblade4: Of course Groovy.
Groovy Gal62: Yay!
Thorblade4: But we're going to need more than 3 players if we're going on an adventure...
Bono's House...
(Thorblade4 is talking to Ellemar)
Ellemar: Sorry Thorblade4, but Puss can't go adventuring.
Thorblade4: Why not?
Ellemar: You see, an angry mob is hunting him down for the destruction of the Hairdresser and the tying up of Thessalia and Iffy.
Thorblade4: Oh. So why can't you come?
Ellemar: The doctors told me I can't go adventuring for 3 months.
Thorblade4: Rats! I'll have to try Rocky...
Rocky's House...
(Thorblade4 is talking to Rocky)
Rocky: I'm sorry Thorblade4, but I have a job at the TzHaar Library. I can't go adventuring.
Thorblade4: Not you too!
Selena967's House...
(Thorblade4 is talking to Selena967)
Thorblade4: Hi Selena967! How's Blue and Saphira?
Selena967: They're great!
Thorblade4: Can Blue come adventuring with me and me?
Selena967: No. You see, Saphira just laid her eggs!
Thorblade4: That's great! But what does that have to do with Blue not adventuring?
Selena967: Blue wants to protect his future children from the pain he had from losing his family so they're living here.
Thorblade4: What about yourself?
Selena967: I have to stay here, otherwise anyone could get into my house and attack Blue and Saphira.
Thorblade4: Oh well. Thanks anyway.
Ruined Palace on Ape Atoll...
(Thorblade4 is talking to Sheer125)
Bono: How come I don't get to talk?!
Thorblade4: Because you'd say something noobish.
Bono: Would not!
Thorblade4: Would so!
Bono: CHEESE IS YUMMY!!!
Thorblade4: See? You said something noobish.
Sheer125: Um...Can we get back to the conversation? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:54:20

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Yes.
Sheer125: I can't join your party. I have to train these Ninja Monkeys.
Ninja Monkey: OOK OOK AAH! (Can I have a banana now?)
Sheer125: NO!!! NOT YET!!!
Ninja Monkey: OOK! (Fine!)
Sheer125: But I know someone who could join you. His name is Monkey164. He's a warrior and chef. He's good friends with the monkeys.
Thorblade4: Cool! Where is he?
Sheer125: He's in the building next to me.
Thorblade4: Ok.
Monkey164's House...
Thorblade4: Hey, I heard your a good chef.
Monkey164: Well, then you have good ears.
Thorblade4: Well let's see how good your cooking is.
Monkey164: Ok.
(Monkey164 cooks a Banana Stew and gives it to Thorblade4)
Monkey164: Try it.
Thorblade4: Ok.
(Thorblade4 tastes the Banana Stew)
Thorblade4: Hey! This is delicious!=D
Bono: So he can make some good Banana Stew. But can he make cheese?
(Monkey164 cooks some cheese and gives it to Bono. Bono takes a bite out it)
Bono: Oh my gosh! This is delicious!
(Bono hugs Monkey164)
Bono: How can I ever repay you?
Monkey164: By stop hugging me!
Bono: Ok.
(Bono lets go of Monkey164)
Bono: He's in.
Hedmaster50's Bar...
(Thorblade4, Bono, Groovy Gal62, and Monkey164 are drinking Fruit Blasts)
Thorblade4: ...So you see Hedmaster50, we need people for our new adventure.
Hedmaster50: I think I can help you there. See those three hooded figures at that table)
(Thorblade4 looks where Hedmaster50 is pointing)
Thorblade4: Yeah. Why?
Hedmaster50: They'd be real handy if you're in a fix. Ask them into your party.
Thorblade4: Ok...
(Thorblade4 walks over to the hooded figures)
Thorblade4: Hey you three! The bartender said you might be useful for an adventure.
??? #1: Ah Thorblade4. Good to see you again.
Thorblade4: How do you know me?
??? #2: Come on Thorblade, don't tell us you forgotten us.
Thorblade4: How can I remember someone if I can't see their faces?
??? #3: It's time we told him who we are.
??? #1, #2, & #3: Agreed! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:54:31 - Last edited on 16-May-2009 21:55:03 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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??? #1: I'm Flameater20. I posess mysterious powers to heal and sense things in people!
??? #2: I'm Eggypants 2! I can transform into anything!
??? #3: I'm Chaserm1! I have the power of the keyblades and can control heartless.
Thorblade4: Ok. Now I remember you! So will you join our party?
Flameater20, Eggypants 2, & Chaserm1: Sure!
Thorblade4: Great! Now let's-
(Thorblade4 notices his Dragon Chain is missing)
Thorblade4: HEY!!! WHERE'D MY DRAGON CHAIN GO?!
(Thorblade4 notices Pink Punk39 has it)
Pink Punk39: Now Thorblade, it's rude not to invite a thief into a party. You might need one. Especially when a particular thief can steal his dragon chain and sell it.
Thorblade4: Fine Pink. You can join the party.
(Chu Master5 comes in)
Chu Master5: THORBLADE4! IF YOU DON'T LET ME JOIN YOUR PARTY, I'LL BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE!!!
Thorblade4: Fine! You can join too!
(Suddenly, all the Readers appear)
Reader #1: Can I join?
Reader #2: Can I join?
Reader #3: CAN I JOIN-
Thorblade4: NOOOOO!!! We already have enough people! But we will try to include you in the story!
Readers: =@ ANGRY MOB TIME!!!
(Readers start to ready their pitchforks and torches)
Thorblade4: Ok, it's time we hit the road of our new adventure! Everybody ready?!
Bono, Groovy Gal62, Monkey164, Flameater20, Pink Punk39, Eggypants 2, Chaserm1 & Chu Master5: READY!!!
Thorblade4: Then let's go!!!
(The party runs off into a sunset with the angry readers behind them)
Bono: What sunset?! There's no sunset in RuneScape!
Thorblade4: Just use your imagination!
Bono: I can't! Chu Master5 broke it when he hit me with a snowball.
(Chu Master5 puts a snowball behind his back)
Chu Master5: No I didn't!
Everyone: ...
Chu Master5: What?!
Next Chapter: Chapter 74: Thorblade4's Past "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:55:25

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 74: Thorblade4's Past
Hedmaster50's Bar...
(The party is drinking at the bar)
Groovy Gal62: That was brilliant how you manage to double-back and trick the angry mob into thinking we're still heading south, Thorblade. I wonder where they are now?
Thorblade4: Somewhere in Feldip Hills.
Ogre Enclave...
(The angry mob comes up to a Blue Dragon)
Aly Magi: Hey Blue Dragon! Have you seen Thorblade4?!
The Blue Dragon: Roar!!!
00 Pork: Hey! Are you related to Blue the Bluest Blue Dragon?
(The Blue Dragon fries 00 Pork and Aly Magi and turns them into ahses)
Aly Magi: I believe that's a no.
Iou642: Did I just hear the word fries?!
00 Pork: No fries here!
Iou642: Darn!
(Iou642 disappears)
Hedmaster50's Bar...
(Flameater20 is bent over Bono)
Flameater20: There you go Bono. I just fixed your imagination.
Bono: Yay!
(Chu Master5 throws a snowball at Bono)
Bono: Ow! Now my imagination is broken again!
Flameater20: Chu Master5!
Chu Master5: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Lazy Bob: Meow! (That was good boss)
Chu Master5: Thanks Bob.
Groovy Gal62: Giant snowball!
Chu Master5: Huh?
(A giant snowball appears over Chu Master5 and Chu Master5 looks up)
Chu Master5: Oh crap...
(The giant snowball drops on Chu Master5)
Chu Master5: Ow! You broke my imagination!
(A piece of the giant snowball hits Thorblade4)
Thorblade4: Ow! My imagination broke!
We're Experiencing Technical Difficulties Due to the Author's Imagination Being Broken...
Three Imagination Surgeries Later...
Eggypants 2: Nice going Groovy Gal! You had to break the author's imagination.
Groovy Gal62: Hey! It wasn't all my fault!
Chaserm1: Hey Thorblade4! I always wondered what's your past with Evi1 Mag3.
Pink Punk39: Yeah. It's been 54 Chapters and you still haven't explained what with you and Evi1 Mag3.
Thorblade4: I'll tell you...
Flashback Begins...
(Thorblade4 and Hedmaster50 are sitting in a class room 2 years ago) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:57:02 - Last edited on 09-Jul-2010 23:46:04 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: I can't wait till this day over, Odin!
Odin Mage6: I know!
Hedmaster50: Just think. After today, we'll be officially out of school and become adventurers! Soon, I shall taste every beer in RuneScape!
Thorblade4: Still into beer, Hedmaster50?
Hedmaster50: Yup!=D
Odin Mage6: That's not something to be proud of...
Hedmaster50: Whatever.
(Hedmaster50 is about to drink from a mug, but Ms. Heart comes in and takes the mug out of his hands)
Hedmaster50: Hey!
Ms. Heart: Hedmaster50, underage drinkining is not allowed here!
Hedmaster50: I can wait! As soon as school gets out, I can drink whatever I please!
Ms. Heart: That's what you think...
(Evi1 Mag3 appears)
Ms. Heart: Ah. Ronald. Glad you're back from the water fountain.
Evi1 Mag3: Thank you Ms. Heart.
(Evi1 Mag3 takes a seat)
Evi1 Mag3: (whispers) Thorblade4, meet me in the back of the building at lunch.
Thorblade4: Ok...
Behind The School...
Thorblade4: Why did you want me, Evi1 Mag3?
Evi1 Mag3: To recruite you to the Dark Empire.
Thorblade4: The Dark Empire?
Evi1 Mag3: An organization that will fix RuneScape! We need people like you to help us fix it.
Thorblade4: In other words, you want me to help you take over RuneScape?
Evi1 Mag3: That's the harsh way of putting it.
Thorblade4: Forget it! I'm not joining!
Evi1 Mag3: Then I'm afraid I'll have to kill you. We can't have you tattling on our organization.
(Evi1 Mag3 fires a Fire Blast at Thorblade4 and Odin Mage6 suddenly appears and jumps in front of Thorblade4)
Odin Mage6: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Odin Mage6 casts Fire Blast and is hit by Evi1 Mag3's Fire Blast and knocked toward the wall and Evi1 Mag3 is hit in the face by the Fire Blast)
Evi1 Mag3: ARRRRGH!!! MY EYES!!!
(Evi1 Mag3 disappears and Thorblade4 runs to Odin Mage6)
Thorblade4: Odin! Are you ok?
Odin Mage6: I'm ok if you're ok.
Thorblade4: Odin, please don't die on me.
Odin Mage6: I'm sorry Thorblade4, but I have to go... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:57:14 - Last edited on 16-May-2009 21:58:05 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
(Odin Mage6 dies)
Thorblade4: NOOOO!!! Odin!!! I'll avenge your death!!!
One and a Half Years Later...
Evi1 Mag3's House...
(Evi1 Mag3 is in front of a portal)
Thorblade4: Evi1 Mag3! You coward!
(Evi1 Mag3 turns around)
Evi1 Mag3: Ah Thorblade4. We meet again.
Thorblade4: You killed my best friend!
Evi1 Mag3: Well, guess what? Thanks to him, my face is permantly deformed so now I have to wear this Grim Reaper Hood and hide it!
Thorblade4: That's less than you deserve! You derserve a slow and painful death!!!
Evi1 Mag3: Come and try fool!
(Evi1 Mag3 steps through the Portal)
Thorblade4: Get back here!
(Thorblade4 steps through the portal)
Lumbridge...
Hans: That's odd. Where'd everyone go?
(Thorblade4 appears)
Hans: YOU!
Thorblade4: Yes?
Hans: You'll be this noob's caretaker!
(Thorblade4 looks at Bono)
Thorblade4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
End of Flashback...
Bono: So because of Evi1 Mag3, we met up with each other.
Thorblade4: That's right.
Bono: I'm glad that happened because you're my first friend!
(Everyone except Thorblade4 and Flameater20 doze off)
Flameater20: You really cared about Odin Mage6, didn't you, Thorblade4?
Thorblade4: Yeah. He was my best friend
Flameater20: I'm sure he just wanted you to be ok and go insane with your quest to kill Evi1 Mag3.
Thorblade4: Yeah. Guess so.
Flameater20: Well, good night Thorblade4.
Thorblade4: Good night.
(Flameater20 goes to sleep)
Thorblade4: *Sigh!* I'm all alone in this world.
(Bono appears behind Thorblade4)
Bono: Wrong, Thorblade. You have me.
Thorblade4: I guess so Bono.
(Bono and Thorblade4 hug)
Next Chapter: Chapter 75: Bono vs. Agent M and Agent Y
*Odin Mage6 died in real life. September 15 was exactly a month after he died. I dedicated this chapter to him. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:59:29

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 75: Bono vs. Agent M and Agent Y
Demon's Lair...
(D4rk L0rd is in front of the throne with Agent M and Agent Y in front of him)
D4rk L0rd: Agents, I need you to kill the noob called Bono Runescape.
Agent M: I'll be glad to kill that noob.
Agent Y: I agree. He's been bothersome in my past.
D4rk L0rd: Go my minions!
(Agent M and Agent Y disappear)
D4rk L0rd: Soon Bono, you shall be defeated! Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hedmaster50's Bar...
(Everyone's drinking Fruit Blasts)
Thorblade4: This is a great way to start a morning.
Hedmaster50: Are you kidding? I'd start it with a keg of beer!
Bono: I'd start with a piece of cheese!
Chaserm1: I'd start with a piece of cheese as well.
Iou642: I'd start it with some fries.
Thorblade4: What are you doing here?!
Iou642: Trying to order some fries from Hedmaster50 here.
Hedmaster50: I already told you Iou. This is a bar! We don't serve fries!
Iou642: What?!
(Iou642 is about to throw some nitroglycerin)
Hedmaster50: Here's your fries!
(Hedmaster50 hands Iou642 some fries)
Iou642: Yay!
(Iou642 throws away the nitroglycerin as Agent M and Agent Y appear)
Agent M: Here we are-!
Agent Y: Look out!
(The nitroglycerin hits Agent M and Agent and fries them and Aly Magi and 00 Pork appear)
Aly Magi: Look 00 Pork! Someone other than us got fried!
00 Pork; This must be our fried free day!
Iou642: Why do I have a spare nitroglycerin? I don't need that either.
(Iou642 throws away the nitroglycerin and it hits Aly Magi and 00 Pork)
*BOOOM!!!*
(Aly Magi and 00 Pork are turned into ashes)
Aly Magi: I should have kept my big mouth shut.
00 Pork: Yeah. You should of.
(Agent M and Agent Y heal themselves)
Agent M: Bono! We are here to kill you!
Agent Y: Prepare to die!
(Hedmaster50 grads them by the necks of their robes and throws them out of his bar and into the water)
Hedmaster50: Crazy drunks!
(Hedmaster50 goes back into the bar) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 22:02:39

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Agent Y: Maybe it's an omen of some sort.
Agent M: Nah. That's just baloney.
(A noob runs up)
B4l0n3y: Did someone say "baloney?!"
(Agent Y casts Blood Blitz and kills B4l0n3y)
Agent Y: There. One less noob to worry about.
(Agent M and Agent Y crawl back up to Hedmaster50's Bar)
Hedmaster50's Bar...
Thorblade4: What was all the noise about, Hedmaste50?
Hedmaster50: Crazy drunks! Can't they just take minimum doses?!
Thorblade4: I won't even ask...
(Agent M and Agent Y appear)
Agent M: Bono! We meet aga-!
(Hedmaster50 throws a bucket of water on Agent M)
Agent M: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!=@
Hedmaster50: Sorry. I thought you were drunk.
Agent M: DO I LOOK DRUNK TO YOU?!=@
Hedmaster50: I dunno. It's hard to tell with your Grim Reaper Hood)
(Agent M throws Hedmaster50 out of the bar)
Hedmaster50: Odd. Most of the time, the bartender throws the drunk out of the bar. But now, the drunk throw the bartender out of the bar.
Hedmaster50's Bar...
Agent Y: Prepare to die Bono!
Bono: Can this wait? I'm still eating!
Agent M: No it can't wait! After what Drag0n Kn1ght did to me, I won't wait a second longer*!
Thorblade4: What are you talking about?
Agent M: I was once part of The Resistance, but during one of my mission, Drag0n Kn1ght caught me and used me as a lab rat. I now control powerful magic that I use to serve the Dark Empire!
Bono: NOOOO!!! It can't be!
Agent *: Yes it is Bono!
Bono: PINK PUNK39?!
Pink Punk39: Nope. I'm right here and Agent M's there.
Agent M: And my name begins with an M!
Bono: Mommy?
Agent M: ARRRRRGH!!! THAT'S IT!!! I AM MUSTKILL126!!!
Thorblade4: I should have known!
Agent Y: And I was a quadruaple agent.
Chaserm1: Yoshi Xd.
Yoshi Xd: In the flesh.
Mustkill126: It's time to die, Bono!
Thorblade4: Over my dead body!
Yoshi Xd: Gladly.
(Thorblade4 slaps his head)
Thorblade4: Moron!
Mustkill126: Come forth, Agrith Na-Na!
(Agrith Na-Na appears)
Agrith Na-Na: I'm back Bono! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 22:03:16

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: It's Agrith Naar! In the... fruit?
Monkey164: I'll take care of this.
(Monkey164 activates his Ring of Monkey)
Monkey164: Come forth, monkey brothers!
(Gorillas, Ninja Monkeys, and Zombie Monkeys appaer)
Mustkill126: Mwuhahahahaha! Do you think your monkeys stand a chance against Agrith Na-Na?
Monkey164: Yup. Take a look at Agrith Na-Na.
Mustkill126: Huh?
(Mustkill126 looks at Agrith Na-Na and sees the monkeys are eating him)
Agrith Na-Na: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(The monkeys finish off *grith Na-Na)
Mustkill126: You may have defeated Agrith Na-Na, but you can't beat Flambreed and Karamel.
(Flambreed and Karamel appear)
Mustkill126: Prepare to die!
(Blue appears and swipes Flambreed and Karamil)
Blue: Mmmmmmmm! Chocolate!
(Blue eats Flambreed and Karamel)
Mustkill126: O_o
Yoshi Xd: Now it's my turn! Come forth Steel Dragon Titan!
(Steel Dragon Titan appear)
Groovy Gal62: HUGE ANVIL AND HAMMER!!!
Yoshi Xd: Huh?
(A huge anvil appears under the Steel Dragon Titan and then a hammer falls on it, turning it into a giant steel Bar)
Yoshi Xd: O_o
Mustkill126: You may have one this time Bono, but we'll be back!
(Mustkill126 and Yoshi Xd disappear)
Bono: There! I finished my cheese! What did I miss?
Everyone: O_o
Bono: What?!
Demon Lair...
D4rk L0rd: You have failed me, Agent M and Agent Y!!!
Mustkill126: We're sorry master.
D4rk L0rd: You're lucky I'm sparing your job, let alone your lives!
Yoshi Xd: Yes master.
D4rk L0rd: Luckily, Agent T will take care of Bono.
Mustkill126: How's Tamago going to defeat the noob?!
D4rk L0rd: You'll see...
Next Chapter: Chapter 76: The Grand Prix Part 1 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 22:03:46 - Last edited on 09-Jul-2010 23:53:13 by Blaze Deku

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