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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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PART III:
Main Characters:
Bono Runescape: The 15 year old star of the show. Son of Ellemar and Belladonna Runescape. He's a noob who's obbessed with cheese. He has black curtains, blue woolen sleeves, iron chainbody, sea green fine breeches, black cape, leather boots, Anti-Dragon shield, and Darklight.
Thorblade4 Knight: 17 year old author of the story and Bono's caretaker. Son of Dragon "Xdk" Knight. Tries his best to keep Bono out of trouble. Has light-brown long curtains, Ringmaster Shirt, Abyssal Whip/Lunar Staff, Dark Blue Striped Trousers, Boots of Lightness, Gnome Amulet, Spotted Cape, and Ring of Charos.
Groovy Gal62: 16 year old girl who has a crush on Thorblade4 in the story. Has a brown ponytail, Green eyes, Rune plate, Rune skirt, Rune kite shield, Rune scimmitar, Amulet of Power, and Team 46 Cape. Has the power to create random of of thin air, but she's sane, smart and serious no matter how random she gets. Was raised by the Mysterious Old Man.
Monkey164: 20 year old chef for the party. Has brown spikey hair, helm of Neiznot, abyssal whip, fighter torso, Torag's legs, Rune gloves, Dragon Boots, Rune Defender, and Ring of Monkey. Was born to a human mother and half demon father. His mother left him at Ape Atoll to protect him (his mother and father were soon killed afterwards). The monkeys found him and raised him so he knows Monkey and English from the Priest of Marimbo. He left Ape Atoll after 10 years and became a warrior and chef for another 10 years until he met Bono and Thorblade4. Can call on his monkey allies using his Ring of Monkey and cooks for the whole party.
Flameater20: Healer for the party. Was raised by a magician who taught him power healing magic. When Flameater was 15, the magician died before he could tell Flameater how to bring the dead back to life. Flameater posses mysterious powers like being able to sense things in other people and other powers. He still doesn't know all his powers. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:39:15 - Last edited on 16-May-2009 21:40:34 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Main Characters (continued)
Pink Punk39: 19 year old master thief for the party. Has white short hair, red eyes, Spined Torso and Legs, Gnome Amulet, Black Fremminnik Cloak and eyepatch (lost his right eye during the Dark Age). Was orphaned at a young age when his parents were killed by D4rk L0rd 15 years ago. He stole items to keep himself alive and trained himself. Has a cat named Neville who is Puss's brother.
Eggypants 2: Shapeshifer for the party. Son of the Makeover Mage and Kolodin (from Mage Arena). Can transform into anything. Was previously a agent of Drag0n Kn1ght before the gang defeated him and he join the good guys.
Chaserm1: Keyblade master for the party and apprentice to Bono. Looks like Ansem's Nobody, Xemn**, with Cloud's Sword. Loves cheese like Bono. Has an arsenal of Keyblades like Oathkeeper and Oblivion including a Cheese Keyblade. Was made into a Heartless by Drag0n Kn1ght but the gang reunited him with Chaserm1's nobody named Xerchams1. He can control the power of darkness.
Chu Master5: Ranged expert for the part. Has black curtains, a black cavalier, rouge top, black flares, dragon boots, Dhraoks Axe, and a Dwarf Multicannon. Throws snowballs and shoots cannonballs. Got to be in the party because he threaten to blow up Thorblade4's House. Has cat Lazy Black Cat named Lazy Bob who is another brother of Puss. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:40:47

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 71: Bono Gets a Job pg 25
Chapter 72: Bono's School Day pg 25
Chapter 73: The New Adventure pg 26
Chapter 74: Thorblade4's Past pg 26
Chapter 75: Bono vs. Agent M and Agent Y pg 26
Chapter 76: The Grand Prix Part 1 pg 27
Chapter 77: The Grand Prix Part 2 pg 27
Chapter 78: New Tutorial pg 27
Chapter 79: Defender of Varrock pg 28
Chapter 80: Bono vs. Agent E pg 28
Chapter 81: Halloween Event pg 28
Chapter 82: The Fremennik Trials 29
Chapter 83: Silly Sunday pg 29
Chapter 84: Thanksgiving Event pg 29
Chapter 85: Bono vs. Runite pg 30
Chapter 86: Christmas Event pg 30
Chapter 87: Case of the Murdered Druid pg 31
Chapter 88: Armies of Gielinor pg 31
Chapter 89: Reunion with Blue pg 32
Chapter 90: The Betrayal pg 32
Chapter 91: Healing of the Hearts pg 33
Chapter 92: Return of Iou642 and Kitedj pg 33
Chapter 93: April Fool's! pg 34
Chapter 94: April Event 2009 pg 35
Chapter 95: Cameo Time! pg 41
Chapter 96: Mourning's End Part II pg 45
Chapter 97: The Chosen Commander pg 50
Chapter 98: Summer's End pg 53
Chapter 99: While Guthix Sleeps pg 63
Chapter 100: The End pg 75-77 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:41:47 - Last edited on 03-Feb-2010 21:22:27 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 71: Bono Gets a Job
Bono's House...
Bono: Ah...it's great to relax after defeating Drag0n Kn1ght's forces...
(Ellemar comes in)
Ellemar: BONO!!! GET UP!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
(Bono jumps up)
Bono: WHAT IS IT?! IS THE DARK AGE BACK AGAIN?! IS ALL THE CHEESE IN WORLD GONE?! DID LITTLE TIMMY FALL DOWN IN THE WELL?! IS ALL THE CHEESE IN THE WORLD GONE?! IS SOMEONE DYING?! IS ALL THE CHEESE IN THE WORLD GONE?!
Ellemar: Nope. It's time for school!!! You haven't had an honest day of school in 15 years! It's time for you to get back to learning!
Bono: But I am learning! I learned something important yesterday!
Flashback...
(Bono finds a Fishing Explosive on the ground and reads the warning on the back)
Bono: "Warning! Do not put this in water if user is very close to the water with this vial all wet" I wonder what would happen if I did that?
(Bono throws the fishing explosive in the water)
*BANG!!!*
(Fish are flying out of the warer and Bono is burnt up)
Bono: So that's why...
End of Flashback...
Ellemar: I mean important things!
Bono: That was important! Now I know not to drop fishing explosives in water.
Ellemar: I meant mathematics like if I had 4 apples and you had 2.
Bono: Who cares if you have apples?! I like cheese!
(Bono takes a bite out of cheese)
Bono: Apples have worms in it, cheese doesn't! I won't go to school!
Ellemar: I'll pack a lot of cheese in your lunch for school.
Bono: Ok. You win.
Fake Store That Doesn't Exist...
(Ellemar and Bono have lots of cheese flavored and cheese scented school supplies)
Ellemar: Finally, we have enough cheese flavored and cheese scented school supplies to last you the year. Now to pay the school-.
(Ellemar realizes something)
Ellemar: Oh no!!! I spent all the tutution on school supplies.
Bono: Maybe we can get a refund.
(Ellemar reads a tag on a cheese flavored and cheese scented notebook)
Ellemar: "No refunds on any FSTDE edible school items" "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:42:29

Blaze Deku
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Bono: Maybe I can get a job...
Ellemar: Go for it.
Pizza Place*...
(Bono goes to the Head Chef)
Head Chef: Can I help you?
Bono: I'd like a job here.
Head Chef: Ok. You'll be our pizza delivery boy.
(Head Chef gives Bono a pizza box)
Head Chef: Take this pizza to Im D34d's House...
Im D34d's House...
(Bono knocks on the door and Im D34d opens the door)
Bono: Here's your pizza.
Im D34d: Thanks.
(Im D34d opens the box)
Im D34d: Hey! Where's the cheese?!
Bono: I don't *BURP!* know.
Im D34d: I won't take this! This is a tomato pie, not a pizza!
Bono: It's a pizza minus the cheese, so eat it!
Im D34d: No!
Bono: EAT IT!
Im D34d: NO!!!
Bono: THAT'S IT!!!
(Bono stuffes the cheeseless pizza down Im D34d's throat)
Im D34d: *Gasp!* Can't...*Pant!* breath!!!
(Im D34d chokes on the cheeseless pizza and dies)
Bono: Uh-oh!
(Bono walks away whistling)
Pizza Place...
Head Chef: YOU KILLED A CUSTOMER?! DON'T YOU KNOW THE CUSTOMER IS AWAYS RIGHT?! YOU'RE FIRED!!!
(Bono is kicked out of Pizza Place)
Gnome Restuarant...
Bono: I'd like a job sir.
Gianne Aluft: Sr: You've come to the right place. Just make me a tomato and cheese batta and you're in!
Bono: Ok.
Later...
Bono: Here you go.
(Bono hads Gianne Aluft Sr. a Batta)
Gianne Aluft Sr: This isn't a Tomato and Cheese Batta! Where's the cheese?!
Bono: The cheese was supposed to go in there?! I thought it was for me to eat.
Gianne Aluft Sr: Why did you think it's called a Tomato and Cheese Batta?!
Bono: I don't know. Why?
Gianne Aluft Sr: You're fired!!!
Fake Store That Doesn't Exist...
Bono: I'd like a job sir.
FSTDE Salesman: Ok. You can start by cleaning up those shelves. I'll check on you in an hour...
An Hour Later...
FSTDE Salesman: Let's see how the new recruit is doing.
(FSTDE Salesman sees all the shelves in a mess and Bono eating free samples of cheese)
FSTDE Salesman: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:43:40 - Last edited on 01-Feb-2011 17:42:08 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Bono: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm eating free cheese.
FSTDE Salesman: YOU'RE FIRED!!!
(Bono is still eating the cheese)
FSTDE Salesman: (whispers) This is the part where you're kicked out of Fake Store That Doesn't Exist...
Bono: Let me finish this cheese then I'll go.
FSTDE Salesman: You can't finish that! It's Everlasting Cheese! As soon as you eat it, more appear.
Bono: Well I won't leave till I finish.
(FSTDE Saleswoman appears)
FSTDE Salesman: This is hopeless! The noob won't leave until he finishes all the cheese and you can't finish Everlasting Cheese!
FSTDE Saleswoman: What if you offer him some money and that plate of Everlasting Cheese?
FSTDE Salesman: That just might work...
(FSTDE Salesman walks up to Bono)
FSTDE Salesman: Hey noob. I'll give you 1mil if you'll go away-
Bono: No way!
FSTDE Salesman: -And that plate of Everlasting Cheese.
Bono: Done!!!
(Bono takes the 1mil and plate of Everlasting Cheese)
Bono's House...
Ellemar: So how much did you get.
Bono: Not alot. All I have is 1mil and a plate of Everlasting Cheese.
Ellemar: 1MIL?! We can pay the tutution now and 100 times over again!!!
Bono: Great. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm to finish off this cheese.
(Bono starts eating the Everlasting Cheese)
Next Chapter: Chapter 72: Bono's School Day
*Pizza Place is a "proud" sponsor of Bono the Noobiest Noob in Runescape "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:44:42

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 72: Bono's School Day
Bono's House...
(Bono has a backpack on)
Ellemar: Well Bono, it's your first day of school! How do you feel?
Bono: Nervous.
Ellemar: Don't worry. Everything will be all right.
(Someone knocks on Bono's door)
Ellemar: That's your ride!
(Ellemar opens the door and Bono sees a paddy wagon outside with players and monsters inside, trying to get out)
Bono: O_o
(Ellemar puts Bono in the paddy wagon)
Ellemar: Have fun at school Bono!
Bono: Noooooooooo!!!
(Paddy wagon drives off)
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: Ah! What a great day! No Bono! No random event-!
(Mysterious Old Man appears)
Thorblade4: Oh no! Not you again!
Mysterious Old Man: Surprise exam, Thorblade4!
(Mysterious Old Man teleports Thorblade4 to Mr. Mordaut's classroom)
Mr. Mordaut's Classroom...
(Mordaut's regular class is sitting down along with two players named Chessgirl101 and Groovy Gal62)
Chessgirl101: So why are you here Groovy?
Groovy Gal62: My father made me go. He thinks more players should be in school so then he put me in here. Why are you here?
Chessgirl101: The Mysterious Old Man brought me here.
Mordaut: Alright! Settle down class! I'm happy to announce that we have two new students today! Unfortunatly, the school bus is delayed, so our first new student is not here. Here's our second new student!
(Mysterious Old Man appears and puts Thorblade4 in a desk)
Mysterious Old Man: Now pay attenion in class Mister Knight.
Thorblade4: Yes sir...
(Mysterious Old Man disappears and Groovy Gal62 develops a crush on Thorblade4)
Groovy Gal62: Oh my gosh! I think I just fell in love with in love with the new guy!*
Chessgirl101: Well say something to him!
(Groovy Gal62 walks up to Thorblade4)
Groovy Gal62: Hi handsome!
Thorblade4: Um..hi.
Groovy Gal62: Hey! Aren't you Thorblade4, author of Bono the Noobiest Noob in Runescape?
Thorblade4: Yes.
(Groovy Gal62 runs to Chessgirl101) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:50:50

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Groovy Gal62: The new guy is Thorblade4!
Chessgirl101: The Thorblade4?!
Groovy Gal62: Yup!
Chessgirl101: Cool!
Thorblade4: Well, I'm at Mordaut's class with a girl that likes me. It can't get any worse than this.
Mordaut: Class, I have good news! The school bus is here and our first new student is here! Please welcome-
(Bono walks into the classroom)
Mordaut: Bono Runescape!!!
Thorblade4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mordaut: Bono, please take that seat next to Thorblade4.
Bono: Ok.
Thorblade4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mordaut: Thorblade4, would you like this apple pie?
Thorblade4: NOOOOOOOOO-I mean YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
Mordaut: Here you go!
(Mordaut gives Thorblade4 the Apple Pie)
Bono: Hey, are you related to Blue?
Mordaut: Yes. He's my nephew. I'm his mother's brother.
Bono: Oh.
Mordaut: Anyway Bono, what's 1+1?
Bono: Uhhhhhhhh...a math question?
Mordaut: ...
Bono: What?! That's right isn't it?!
Mordaut: I meant what do you get when you add 1 and 1 together?
Bono: 11!
Mordaut: ...
Bono: What?!
Mordaut: I'm going to have to ask you to leave Bono.
Bono: Ok...
Mordaut: You will watch over him, Thorblade4.
Thorblade4: AGAIN?!
Groovy Gal62: I'll go with Thorblade4 to help take care of Whats-His-Face.
Thorblade4: Bono.
Groovy Gal62: Right! Bono!
Chessgirl101: And I'll be going because I think this class is boring.
Mordaut: Ok. Hey!=@
(Mordaut is about to use dragonfire on Chessgirl101, but Chessgirl101 teleports away and the Mysterious Old Man brings 00 Pork and Aly Magi where Chessgirl101 was. Mordaut fries 00 Pork and Aly Magi and turns them into ashes)
00 Pork: Aw man! You think with Shadow dead, our days of being ashes would be over.
(Iou642 appears)
Iou642: Did I here the word "fries"?!
Aly Magi: Eek! Don't eat us! Were ashes!
Iou642: Noob ashes! Where are the fries?!
Next Chapter: Chapter 73: The New Adventure
*Groovy Gal62 doesn’t really have a crush on me. It’s only in the story. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:51:19

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