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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 70: Bono vs. Drag0n Kn1ght
Lab Under Meiyerditch...
(Drag0n Kn1ght and Kitedj are working)
Drag0n Kn1ght: At last! My machine is ready! Now I shall rule Runescape for eternity!!! Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Thorblade4's House...
(The Resistance is in a formation)
Thorblade4: If we only knew where Drag0n Kn1gtht's HQ was, we could launch a surprise attack on him.
(Yoshi Xd appears)
Yoshi Xd: I know where it is. I'll lead you to it.
Thorblade4: Why should we trust you? You're one of Drag0n Kn1ght's agents!
Yoshi Xd: Because Drag0n Kn1ght's lame.
Everyone: ...
Yoshi Xd: What?!
Thorblade4: Never mind! Prepare your weapons for an attack! We leave in an hour!
(Ellemar and Bono start to talk)
Bono: Dad, why do you never talk about Mom?
Ellemar: Well you see, it's really painful for me to talk about it. Here's what happened...
Flashback...
(Belledonna and Ellemar are at a table with Baby Bono on it. Guthix knocks on the door)
Belledonna: Dear, would you go see who that is?
Ellemar: Sure!
(Ellemar goes to the door and opens)
Ellemar: Can I help you?
Guthix: Yes, I'm here to see your baby boy.
Ellemar: Ok!
(Ellemar turns around)
Ellemar: Belladonna! Someone here to see Bono!
(Ellemar turns around)
Ellemar: I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.
Guthix: It's Guthix.
Ellemar: Ok.
(Ellemar turns around)
Ellemar: Honey! There's a lunatic who says he's Guthix and he's here to see Bono!
Guthix: Why does everyone I visit do that?!
Ellemar: What do you want with our son?
Guthix: I want to bless him.
Ellemar: Ok...
(Ellemar goes back to the table with Guthix following him)
Guthix: Your child will be the chosen one that will save Gielinor!
(Guthix casts a spell)
Guthix: Ok. I'm done.
Ellemar: That's it?
Guthix: Yup. Now good bye.
(Guthix does Wave Emote and teleports away)
Later...
(A Monk and two Guards appear) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:31:06

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Ellemar: Can I help you?
Monk: Yes. We're here to see your son, Bono.
Ellemar: First, Guthix wants to see my child, now a monk with two guards. Bono sure is popular.
(Ellemar leads the Monk and Guards to Baby Bono)
Monk: Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking Bono.
Belladonna: Taking him?!
Monk: Yes. He is the demon-child that will destroy when he turns 15!
Ellemar: Who said that?!
Monk: A stranger that did not give us a name.
Belladonna: You can't take him!
Monk: Be thankful that I'm not here to kill you. You shall be forced from the city of Varrock forever!
Ellemar: Belle! Get Bono out of here! I'll hold them off!
Belladonna: Ok!
(Belladonna runs and picks up the Baby Bono of the table)
Monk: Stop her!
(Guards charge toward Belladonna)
Ellemar: Oh no you don't!
(Ellemar blocks the guards' way as Belledonna and Baby Bono escape through the window. Guard #2 stuns Ellemar)
Monk: You follow her!
Guard #1: Yes sir!
(Guard #1 runs out the door)
Guard #2: What about him, sir?
Monk: Let's see what he has in his pockets...
(Monk walks up to Ellemar)
Monk: What's this?
(Monk begins to read a book)
Monk: This an unholy book of Zamorak!
Ellemar: I was researching demons to find away to destroy them.
Monk: You are a traitor to Saradomin, Ellemar! Beat him up and throw him into the River Salve!
Guard #2: Yes sir!
(Ellemar walks out the door with Guard #2 following him)
End of Flashback...
Thorblade4's House...
Ellemar: That was the last I saw of your mother Bono. I never saw her again.
(Dragon Knight walks up)
Dragon Knight: I believe I might be able to tell you what happened to Belladonna...
Flashback...
Shantay Pass...
(Drag0n Kn1ght Xdk are hanging near the gate)
Xdk: Huh?
(* D K sees Belladonna run through Shantay Pass and gets attacked by all the guards) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:31:46

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Xdk: Drag0n Kn1ght! We have to help her!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Agreed.
(Drag0n Kn1ght and Xdk start to attack the Shantay Guards and kill them all)
Belladonna: Thank you for saving me.
Xdk: Why were you running?
Belladonna: Because a Monk and some guards came to kill my son because stranger who gave no name said Bono was a demon-child. Bono was really blessed by Guthix.
Xdk: Blessed by Guthix you say? You must come with us. We shall show you some hospitality.
Belladonna: Thank you.
(Belladonna, Xdk, and Drag0n Kn1ght walk through Shantay Pass)
Demon's Lair, Ruins of Uzer...
(D4rk L0rd is standing in front of the throne with Belladonna facing him and Belladonna has Xdk and Drag0n Kn1ght on each side)
D4rk L0rd: I welcome you to our humble abode, Mrs. Runescape.
Belladonna: Thank you D4rk L0rd.
(Belladonna and Xdk leave D4rk L0rd)
Belladonna: Xdk, I must ask you something.
Xdk: Yes Belladonna?
Belladonna: Please be Bono's godfather for me. With Ellemar gone, Bono doesn't have a fatherly figure to look out for him.
Xdk: I'll take care of Bono as I did my own son, Thorblade4. Anyway Mrs. Runescape-
Belladonna: Please, call me Belle.
Xdk: Anyway Belle, you should get some rest.
Belladonna: I will, Xdk.
(Dkx leaves Belladonna and Drag0n Kn1ght approaches her)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Give me Bono RuneScape or perish!
Belladonna: (screams) NOOOOOOOO!!!
(Belladonna runs away and Drag0n Kn1ght follows)
Belladonna: No! Please! Noooooooo!!!
(Drag0n Kn1ght kills Belladonna)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now that she's dead, there's no one between me and the child.
(Drag0n Kn1ght walks up to Baby Bono when Xdk steps between Drag0n Kn1ght)
Xdk: Wrong Drag0n Kn1ght!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Xdk, you traitor!
Xdk: Traitor?! You're one to talk! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:32:14

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Drag0n Kn1ght: What are you talking about?!
Xdk: This is my revenge!
(Dkx runs and picks up Baby Bono and runs to the Portal)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Get back here!
(Drag0n Kn1ght runs to the portal)
Ruins of Uzer...
(Drag0n Kn1ght appears)
Drag0n Kn1ght: I'll get you for this, Xdk! You'll pay for this!!!
End of Flashback...
Xdk: So I fled to the Nardah Fairy Ring and raised Bono for the next 15 years in Zanaris. I believe that's where he developed his love for cheese.
Bono: Now I know my past, but what about my destiny?
Xdk: Bono, you are the Chosen One. You are blessed by Guthix. Only you can defeat Drag0n Kn1ght and save Runescape from eternal darkness.
Bono: I'm ready for this! He killed my mother! He stole everything from you, and robbed Thorblade4 of his own father! Drag0n Kn1ght! You will pay!!!
Thorblade4: We're ready to march!
Seer's Village...
(Thorblade4, Bono, Xdk, Ellemar, and Yoshi Xd are leading the Resistance)
Bono: I have to go real bad!!!
Thorblade4: You can hold it!
Bono: But I really have to go!
Ellemar: You can hold it!
Bono: But I-!
Everyone: YOU CAN HOLD IT!!!
Bono: Fine...
Rellekka POH Potral...
(Everyone stands in front of the Portal)
Yoshi Xd: This is it.
Thorblade4: This is it! We are about to enter the battle that will decide the fate of Runescape.
(Bono does the Yawn Emote)
Bono: Boring!!!
Everyone:
Bono: What?!
(Everyone enters the Portal)
Drag0n Kn1ght's HQ...
(The Resistance is greeted by ???)
???: All of Drag0n Kn1ght's army is in the dungeon! Now is the time to strike!
Thorblade4: Let's do it!
(Kitedj appears)
Kitedj: Bono Runescape, Thorblade4 Knight, Dragon Knight, Ellemar Runescape, and ???, please come with me. The rest of you stay here.
(Bono, Thorblade4, Xdk, Ellemar, and ??? follow Kitedj) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:32:28

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Drag0n Kn1ght: Ah. Bono Runescape. It is a pleasure to see you again.
Bono: What do you want, Drag0n Kn1ght?!
Drag0n Kn1ght: I only want to see you face-to-face before we begin this showdown. Anyway, everyone except Bono step on the tiles.
Ellemar: Ok...
(Ellemar, Xdk, and ??? step on the tiles)
Thorblade4: Wait! Get off of-!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now!!!
Minion #5: Yes sir!
(Minion #5 runs to the lever and pulls it and Ellemar, Xdk, and ??? fall into the Oubliette)
Bono: Dad!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thorblade4: Drag0n Kn1ght, you dirtbag! Let them go!
Drag0n Kn1ght: I'll let them go if Bono will fight me one-on-one.
Bono: You don't need to capture my dad, Xdk, and ??? just to bait me into fighting! You killed my mom and you'll pay for it!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Then follow me, if you will.
(Bono follows Drag0n Kn1ght and Thorblade4 follows Bono. All go down the ladder)
Oubliette...
(Ellemar, Xdk, and ??? land in the Oubliette with Kitedj outside of the cage)
Kitedj: Ah. It's good to see you Ellemar, Xdk, and ???.
???: Kitedj!
Kitedj: In the flesh.
Xdk: Kitedj let us out!
Kitedj: Can't do that. If I did, you'd interfere with Drag0n Kn1ght's fight with Bono.
Ellemar: Bono's fighting Drag0n Kn1ght?!
Kitedj: Yup! And Drag0n Kn1ght will finish off Bono!
Ellemar: Not if I can help it!
(Ellemar runs to the cage door and picklocks it)
Ellemar: Out of my way!
(Ellemar runs out of the Oubliette)
Kitedj: Hey! Get back here!
(Kitedj runs after him, but Xdk casts Ice Rush on Kitedj and Kitedj stops)
Xdk: You're not going anywhere!
Treasure Room...
(Drag0n Kn1ght leads Bono and Thorblade4 to the enterance to the Treasure Room)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Thorblade4, you wait here while me and Bono have a little "discussion."
Thorblade4: I'm not leaving Bono alone with you!
Bono: It's ok, Thorblade4. I can take care of myself.
Thorblade4: But-!
(Drag0n Kn1ght leads Bono through the doors and Drag0n Kn1ght shuts them)
Thorblade4: Bono!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:33:11

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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(Thorblade4 bangs on the doors)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now Bono, is there anything you'd like to say before I kill you?
Bono: Yes. You will pay for killing my mom. Also, got any cheese?
Drag0n Kn1ght: O_o
Bono: What?!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Prepare to die noob!!!
(Bono and Drag0n Kn1ght are about to attack each when all of a sudden, the screen goes blank)
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Treasure Room...
(Bono does Think Emote)
Bono: Why did that commercial just come on?
(Words scroll up)
Narrator: Fake Store That Doesn't Exist is a proud sponsor of the Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape Story.
Bono: Oh.
Drag0n Kn1ght: Shall we get back to fighting?
Bono: Let's
(Bono and Drag0n Kn1ght start to attack each other. Soon, Bono has a small amount of HP while Drag0n Kn1ght still has a huge amount)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Now, let's end this noob!
(Ellemar burst through the doors)
Ellemar: Nooooooooo!!!
(Ellemar steps in front of Bono and takes Drag0n Kn1ght's hit)
Bono: Dad!!!
Ellemar: Bono, I love you son.
(Ellemar dies)
Bono: Nooooooooooo!!!
(Bono turns to Drag0n Kn1ght)
Bono: You'll pay for that!
(Thorblade4 equips Abyssal Whip)
Thorblade4: Need a hand?
Bono: You bet!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Prepare to perish, noob!
(Thorblade4 attacks Drag0n Kn1ght)
Thorblade4: Who are you calling a noob?!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Not you! Him!
(Bono attacks Drag0n Kn1ght)
Bono: "Noob" is a mean word!
(Drag0n Kn1ght attacks the both of them)
Oubliette... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:33:51

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Xdk: Kitedj! You have to let us go! Drag0n Kn1ght is going to kill Bono!
Kitedj: Why should I? I don't see anything in it for me.
???: Please. Do it for me. Don't you remember all the good times we had?
Kitedj: What are you talking about?! Who are you?!
???: I'll show you.
(??? takes off his Grim Reaper Hood)
Kitedj: Iou642?!
Iou642: Yup.
Kitedj: Why'd you join their side?!
Iou642: Because I tasted the Resistance's fries and it was delicious. Here, try some.
Kitedj: Ok...
(Kitedj eats the fries)
Kitedj: You're right! These do taste better!
Xdk: So now you'll let us out?
Kitedj: Of course.
(Iou642 and Xdk get out of the cage)
Kitedj: We must hurry! Bono might be in grave danger!
(Iou642 follows Kitedj and Xdk follows Iou642 and they all run)
Treasure Room...
(Drag0n Kn1ght activates the Power Amplifer and a cone of blue energy surrounds him)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Behold! I have the powers of a god!!!
Bono: Prepare to die!!!
(Iou642, Kitedj, and Xdk burst through the door)
Iou642: Need a hand?
Kitedj: Or 6?
Thorblade4: Sure do.
(Kitedj, Xdk, Iou642, Thorblade4, and Bono attack Drag0n Kn1ght)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Aaagh!!! You fools can't defeat me!!!
Thorblade4: Sure we can! We have 4 guys and 1 noob. You're only 1 noob!
Drag0n Kn1ght: Why you little-!
Bono: DIE!!!
(Bono does Darklight Special on Drag0n Kn1ght a shadow enters Thorblade4)
Drag0n Kn1ght: Huh? Where am I? Dragon Knight? Is that you?
Xdk: Axel?
Iou642: Odd. Drag0n Kn1ght's changed.
Thorblade4: I can explain what's happened to Drag0n Kn1ght.
Kitedj: Thorblade, what's the matter with your voice?
Xdk: You sound like Drag0n Kn1ght.
Bono: That's because he is Drag0n Kn1ght!
Thorblade4: Your only half right Bono. I'm not Axel. I'm the spirit that possessed him and named myself Drag0n Kn1ght. Axel was only a puppet.
Xdk: Who are you really Drag0n Kn1ght?!
Thorblade4: I am-!!!
(A dark spirit appears)
Nezichened: -Nezichened! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:37:13 - Last edited on 04-Jan-2010 16:52:56 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Bono: That's too hard to say. Can I call you Nezzie?
Nezichened: NOOO!!! I hate Nezzie!!!
Bono: Fine, Nezzie.
Nezichened: Don't call me Nezzie!
Bono: I didn't, Nezzie!!!
Nezichened: You just did!!!
Bono: I didn't, Nez-!
Nezichened: Call me Nezzie one more time and Thorblade4 dies!!!
Bono: Leave Thorblade4 out of this! It's me you want!
Nezichened: And it is. Surrender yourself or Thorblade4 dies!!!
Bono: Fine Nezichened...
(Nezichened enters Bono)
Bono: Thorblade! Cheese!
(Bono voice changes)
Bono: At last! I have control of the chosen one! Nothing will stop me now!!!
(Thorblade4 drop a piece of cheese, then takes a step and turns around)
Thorblade4: Oh look! I dropped a piece of cheese. I wish Bono was here to eat it.
Bono: (normal) Cheese...
Bono: (evil) No noob! It's a trick!
Bono: (normal) You can't stop me from enjoying cheese! Get out!!!
(Nezichened bursts out of Bono)
Nezichened: You will pay for this Bono!!!
(Nezichened teleports away)
Xdk: Axel, are you alright?
Drag0n Kn1ght/Axel: Much better after 17 years.
Duel Arena Hospital...
Xdk: Well Bono. Your dad's surgery is complete.
Bono: It is?!
(Ellemar walks up to Bono)
Bono: Dad!!!
Ellemar: Bono!!!
(Bono runs up to Ellemar(past))
Bono: How do you feel?
Ellemar: Better than I've felt in 15 years.
Thorblade4: I bet Bono feels better now.
Xdk: I know I do. I have my son and best friend back.
Drag0n Kn1ght/Axel: You can say that again old friend...
Demon's Lair...
(D4rk L0rd is in front of the throne and Nezichened is in front of him)
D4rk L0rd: You traitor! You took control of Runescape and you didn't share that power with us.
Nezichened: Forgive me master!
D4rk L0rd: I banish you to the Power Amplifier!
Nezichened: Nooo!!!
(Nezichened is teleported away)
D4rk L0rd: Yoshi Xd! Come here!
(Yoshi Xd steps in front of D4rk L0rd) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:37:33

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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D4rk L0rd: You have done well. Contact Agent E and Tamago immediatly.
Yoshi Xd: Yes sir.
(Yoshi Xd walks off)
D4rk L0rd: Soon Bono Runescape you shall be mine! Mwuhahahahahahaha!!!
(D4rk L0rd does Laugh Emote)
Next Chapter: Chapter 71: Bono Gets a Job "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

16-May-2009 21:37:55

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