Chapter 76: The Grand Prix Part 1
Hedmaster50's Bar...
(The gang is drinking)
Monkey164: I'm bored.
Chu Master5: Hey! I've got a great idea! Let's blow up Thorblade4's House!
Thorblade4: =@
Pink Punk39: I have a better idea! Let's play "Let Pink Punk39 kiss Groovy Gal62!"
Thorblade4 & Groovy Gal62: =@
Pink Punk39: No wait! Let's play "Hit Bono!"
Bono: =@
Pink Punk39: Sorry Bono...
Bono: Why are you sorry? I was just doing =@ for the heck of it.
Everyone:
(Doomskull999 appears)
Doomskull999: Hello Bono! I'm here to announce that you and your friends have been invited to race in the Grand Prix!
Thorblade4: Cool! What do we have to do?
Doomskull999: You must build your racecars out of Car Starter Kits (only at Fake Store That Doesn't Exist). Each car must have a driver and navigator. Then, you must race around Runescape! Winner wins a trophy and fame!
Everyone: We're in!
(The gang heads to Fake Store That Doesn't Exist)
Hedmaster50: Hey! You forgot to pay!
Outside of Fake Store That Doesn't Exist...
(The gang is holding several Car Starter Kits)
Thorblade4: So we're all decided on who's with who?
Chu Master5: I'm with Lazy Bob.
Lazy Bob: Meow!
Monkey164: I'm with Eggypants 2.
Flameater20: I'm with Chaserm1.
Pink Punk39: I'm with my cat, Neville.
Neville: Meow!
Groovy Gal62: I'm with Thorblade4.
Bono: I'm with Petra.
Thorblade4: Ok. The race starts next week so build your cars and meet at the starting line at Ardougne. See you in a week!
One Week Later...
(The cars are lined up. Thorblade4 and Groovy Gal62 in a car that looks like a Red Dragon, Bono and Petra in a car that looks like cheese, Chu Master5 and Lazy Bob in a car with a Multicannon, Pink Punk39 and Neville with a black NASCAR car, Monkey164 and Eggypants 2 with a Monkey Car, Chaserm1 and Flameater20 with one that looks like a Heartless, and Dr. Tamago and Yoshi Xd in a Yoshi Egg Car)
Thorblade4: What are you doing here Yoshi Xd?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Hedmaster50's Bar...
(The gang is drinking)
Monkey164: I'm bored.
Chu Master5: Hey! I've got a great idea! Let's blow up Thorblade4's House!
Thorblade4: =@
Pink Punk39: I have a better idea! Let's play "Let Pink Punk39 kiss Groovy Gal62!"
Thorblade4 & Groovy Gal62: =@
Pink Punk39: No wait! Let's play "Hit Bono!"
Bono: =@
Pink Punk39: Sorry Bono...
Bono: Why are you sorry? I was just doing =@ for the heck of it.
Everyone:
(Doomskull999 appears)
Doomskull999: Hello Bono! I'm here to announce that you and your friends have been invited to race in the Grand Prix!
Thorblade4: Cool! What do we have to do?
Doomskull999: You must build your racecars out of Car Starter Kits (only at Fake Store That Doesn't Exist). Each car must have a driver and navigator. Then, you must race around Runescape! Winner wins a trophy and fame!
Everyone: We're in!
(The gang heads to Fake Store That Doesn't Exist)
Hedmaster50: Hey! You forgot to pay!
Outside of Fake Store That Doesn't Exist...
(The gang is holding several Car Starter Kits)
Thorblade4: So we're all decided on who's with who?
Chu Master5: I'm with Lazy Bob.
Lazy Bob: Meow!
Monkey164: I'm with Eggypants 2.
Flameater20: I'm with Chaserm1.
Pink Punk39: I'm with my cat, Neville.
Neville: Meow!
Groovy Gal62: I'm with Thorblade4.
Bono: I'm with Petra.
Thorblade4: Ok. The race starts next week so build your cars and meet at the starting line at Ardougne. See you in a week!
One Week Later...
(The cars are lined up. Thorblade4 and Groovy Gal62 in a car that looks like a Red Dragon, Bono and Petra in a car that looks like cheese, Chu Master5 and Lazy Bob in a car with a Multicannon, Pink Punk39 and Neville with a black NASCAR car, Monkey164 and Eggypants 2 with a Monkey Car, Chaserm1 and Flameater20 with one that looks like a Heartless, and Dr. Tamago and Yoshi Xd in a Yoshi Egg Car)
Thorblade4: What are you doing here Yoshi Xd?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
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