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Chapter 79: Defender of Varrock
Varrock...
(Bono is in the Gypsy Tent)
Gypsy Aris: I see you going to Captain Rovin for a quest...
Bono: Ha! That will never happen!
10 Seconds Later...
Bono: Please Captin Rovin!!! Give me a quest!!!
Everyone:
Captin Rovin: Ok. I have a quest for you. Our spies have reported armored zombies. We think they might be preparing an attack.
Bono: So? I could see an armored bear, but that doesn't mean it's going to attack.
Captin Rovin: Just go...
Thorblade4: Good luck, Bono!
Bono: Thanks!
Thorblade4: What should I do while Bono does Defender of Varrock?
Chu Master5: YOU DIDN'T PUT BE IN THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS THORBLADE4!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Thorblade4: Ah! I know! RUN!!!
(Thorblade4 runs off being chased by Chu Master5)
Graveyard of Shadow...
Hartwin: Look! The zombies left tracks!
Bono: This looks like a job for...
(Bono does a spin emote and changes into Bono Bozo)
Bono Bozo: Bono Bozo, Private Eye!
Hartwin: Ok...
Bono Bozo: Me and Hartwin followed the tracks. Along the tracks I found a suspicious looking key. I decided I didn't need it, so I threw it into the lava at the Chaos Temple.
Hartwin: =O
(Zombie walks up to Bono Bozo)
Zombie: Excuse me? Have you seen my car keys?
Bono Bozo: Did they look suspicious looking?
Zombie: Yes.
Bono Bozo: I threw it in the lava at the Chaos Temple.
Zombie: NOOOOO!!!
(Zombie dives into lava)
Bono Bozo: The zombie was lying. Since when did zombies drive cars. Luckily I did a little magic trick so it looked like I threw the key in the lava when I really had it in my pocket.
(Bono Bozo looks behind the altar)
Bono Bozo: I found a trapdoor behind the altar. I put the key in it and down Hartwin and I went...
Chaos Temple Dungeon...
(Bono and Hartwin land on the ground)
Bono Bozo: We're lucky our fall was cushion by this green smelly thing.
Zombie: Will you get off me?!
Bono Bozo: Yes. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Bono: Oh no! Zombies are attacking Varrock! I got to go!
(Bono runs toward Varrock)
Varrock...
Thorblade4: Ok guys, time to take care of these zombies!
Groovy Gal62: Zombie-destroying, super awesome, extreme, cyan, bomb penguins!
(Zombie-destroying, super awesome, extreme, cyan, bomb penguins appear and attack the zombies)
Chu Master5: Die zombies!
(Chu Master5 fires at the zombies with his multicannon and accidently destroys Thorblade4's house)
Thorblade4:
(Eggypants 2 turns into the King Black Dragon and fries the zombies)
Aly Magi: We'll help!
00 Pork: Yeah!
(Eggypants 2 accidently fries Aly Magi and 00 Pork)
Aly Magi: Or maybe not...
00 Pork: Nice job, genius...
(Pink Punk39 is pickpocketing the zombies)
Pink Punk39: After this chapter, I'll be able to retire!
(Bono runs to Varrock and returns with the Shield of Arrav)
Bono: Everyone down!
(Everyone except the zombies get down)
Bono: Die, noob zombies!
(Bono throws the Shield of Arrav like a frisbee and slices of the zombies' heads, killing them)
Everone:
Zemouregal: RETREAT!
(The remaing zombies, Arrav, Zemouregal and Sharathteerk flee toward the Wilderness)
Captain Rovin: Congrats Bono! You've saved Varrock! Here's your reward!
(Captain Rovin gives Bono his reward)
Varrock Wall...
(Agent E stands on the wall)
Agent E: Amzaing Bono... You have just saved Varrock from Zemouregal's army of zombies. But let's see you can stop me and my secret weapons...
(Agent E disappears)
Next Chapter: Chapter 80: Bono vs. Agent E "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Chapter 81: Halloween Event
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: Hey guys! The Halloween event just came out today!
Groovy Gal62: Let's go already!
(Everyone goes to the Halloween Event and Bono drags himself there)
Bono: This better have cheese...
Swept Away/Halloween Event Starting Point...
(Bono is talking to Maggie)
Maggie: I need you to enchant this broom for me.
Bono: Why do you need it enchanted?
Maggie: Why do you think? I'm a witch.
Bono: Oh! I get it! You need it to fly!
Maggie: No... I need it to stir my recipe! Using a broom to fly! Who thinks of that reason?
Flameater20: Uh... Everyone?
Maggie: Oh...
Hetty's House...
Hetty: I'll give you broom ointment, but I need a newt from the basement.
Bono: Ok. That should be easy...
Hetty's Cellar...
Gus: I accidently switched around the labels when I was hitting the "happy stuff"!
Everyone:
Gus: I'll give you a newt for your trouble.
Bono: Ok...
(Bono reaches into a crate and a newt bites him)
Bono: OWWWWWWW!!!
(Bono trys to shake off the newt and it lands it Pink Punk39's hands)
Pink Punk39: Thanks dude!
(Everyone besides Gus run off)
Gus: Hey...
Hetty's House...
Bono: Here's that newt you wanted.
Hetty: Thanks. Is Gus still down there?
Chu Master5: Not for long...
Hetty's Cellar...
(Gus is stuck in Chu Master5's Dwarf Multicannon)
Gus: CURSE YOU CHU MASTER5!!!
(Gus is shot out of the multicannon)
Betty's Shop...
Betty: I need you to get my wand from my cellar.
Bono: Does it have newts in it?
Betty: Of course not.
Bono: Good.
Betty's Cellar...
(The basement is filled with animals)
Thorblade4: I think you shoudld have asked if it had animals in it...
Lottie: To get the wands, you have to put the animals in their right pens, but they can't be carried into rooms where animals are already.
Groovy Gal62: That's easy!
Monkey164: How is that easy?!
Groovy Gal62: All we have to do is dig around the rooms with animals in it! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Everyone:
Later...
Thorblade4: Ok. All we got to do it put the Rat in the Rat Pen.
(Thorblade4 looks around)
Thorblade4: Hey, where's Bono?
(Thorblade4 finds Bono in the Rat Pen nibbling on the cheese)
Bono: Mmmmmm... Cheese...
Thorblade4: You know, this seems like a great place to leave Bono for the rest of the story...
Everyone:
Thorblade4: I was just kidding!!!
Betty's House...
Bono: Here's your wand.
Betty: Thanks.
Aggie's House...
Aggie: I'll enchant your broom, but first, you have to do something.
Bono: Does it involve animals?
Aggie: Nope. Just watch.
(Aggie teleports Bono to clearing)
Witches' Clearing...
Aggie: You must sweep away 4 of these lines to make only 4 triangles.
Bono: Ok.
(Bono takes a vacuum cleaner and blows away most of the dirt and sweeps 4 lines to make 4 triangles)
Aggie:
Bono: What?! I swept 4 times and made 4 triangles! You didn't say I couldn't blow the rest of the dust away.
Aggie: Fine...
(Aggie enchants the broom)
Swept Away/Halloween Event Starting Point...
Bono: Here's your broom.
Maggie: Thanks! Help yourself to some ghoulash!
Bono: Ok!
(Bono takes some ghoulash)
Maggie: Keep the broom. Anyway, I'll need your help again.
Thorblade4: What is it this time?
Maggie: I need you to get some sweets for me.
Bono: Alright.
Port Sarim...
(Bono walks up to the Drunken Sailor)
Bono: Trick-or-treat!
Drunken Sailor:
Bono: Trick-or-treat!
Drunken Sailor:
Bono: Fine. I'll just take your hat for a costume!
(Bono takes the Drunken Sailor's hat and walks away. Drunken Sailor wakes up)
Drunken Sailor: Was someone trick-or-treating me? And where's my hat?!
Brian's Shop...
(Bono knocks on Brian's Door. Brian opens it)
Bono: Trick-or-treat!
Brian: Lousy costume, noob. I won't give you candy unless you can scare me.
Bono: Ok. Eggy!
(Eggypants 2 transform into TzTok-Jad)
Brian: OK! OK! HERE'S YOUR CANDY!!! JUST DON'T EAT ME!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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