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Chapter 82: The Fremminnik Trials
Rellekka...
Thorblade4: I can't believe you suggested Fremminnik Trials for the next quest, Pink.
Pink Punk39: Believe it dude.
Thorblade4: Anyway, before we start this chapter off, I have two announcements.
Flameater20: Which are...?
Thorblade4: For starters, we're bringing back the Frying Pan Gag.
Bono: No!!! Not the Frying Pan Ga-!
(Monkey164 hits Bono on the head with a frying pan)
Thorblade4: I love this gag!
Chaserm1: What's the second announcement?
Thorblade4: You see, I was working on Smithing I made a whole bunch of Golden Bowls, so for the the rest of the chapter, I will be attempting to sell them all.
Everyone:
Thorblade4: What?!
Bono: Can we focus on me doing the quest now?
Thorblade4: Fine...
Bono: I can't wait to do Fremminnik Trials!
Thorblade4: I can't believe you're this excited for a quest that doesn't have cheese.
Bono: What are you talking about?! Pink said it has cheese!
(Thorblade4 looks at cheese)
Pink Punk39: Bono you squeler!
Bono: Squeler is a mean wor-!
(Monkey164 hits Bono on the head with the frying pan)
Thorblade4: This just keeps getting better and better...
Rellekka Long Hall...
Brundt: If you wish to join us, Bono, you must get 7 out of 12 of our counciler's votes.
Bono: That's easy.
Brundt: They will test you with hard puzzles.
Chu Master5: Yup. Bono's doomed.
Peer The Seer's House...
Peer: Ok, I want you to go through my house and get through the other door.
Bono: Ok.
(Bono goes through the house, but finds the door locked)
Bono: Stupid door! Open!
(Bono kicks the door)
Bono: If you don't open, I will blow you up!
(Door does nothing)
Bono: That's it!
(Bono throws nitroglycerin at the door and the whole house exploded and Bono walks out unharmed)
Peer: My house...=(
Bono: So do I get your vote?
Peer: If you promise never to come to my house ever again and break anything.
Bono: I promise. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Peer: Ok. You have my vote.
Swensen's House...
Swensen: You must go tnrough the maze under my house to get my vote.
Bono: Ok...
Swensen's Maze...
Bono: So confusing...
(Bono goes through a portal and finds himself in Dark Empire HQ)
D4rk L0rd: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE NOOB?!=@
Bono: Oops! Wrong portal!
(Bono goes back through portal then comes back in)
Bono: By the way, your mother eats gym shorts!
D4rk L0rd: THAT'S IT!!!=@
(Bono jumps through the portal just as D4rk L0rd casts Ice Barrage. Bono pops out of the portal)
Bono: Ha ha! You missed!
(Bono goes back through portal)
Swensen's House...
Thorblade4: I wonder how Bono did?
(Bono walks out burnt with lots of Fake Store That Doesn't Exist items)
Everyone:
Bono: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late! I took a wrong turn and found myself in the KBD's Lair and then found myself in Fake Store That Doesn't Exist.
Swensen: You get my vote if I can have one of your items.
Bono: No.
Swensen: Please?
Bono: No!
Swensen: Pretty Please?
Bono: No!!!
Swensen: Pretty please with cheese on top?
Bono: Fine...
(Bono gives Swensen an item)
Swensen: Thanks. I will vote for you.
Olaf's House...
Olaf: I will vote for you if you make your own lyre and preform in front of an audience.
Bono: No problem.
Thorblade4 & Eggypants 2: Uh-oh...
Lalli's Cave...
Lalli: Me need rock. You get me rock.
Bono: Ok...
Rellekka...
Bono: Can I buy a rock?
Askladden: Sorry I'm fresh out. I get them from a certain Rock Seller...
Flashback...
(Rock Seller walks up to Askladden)
Rock Seller: Pssst! Hey kid! Wanna buy a rock?
Askladden: Uhhhhh...no?
Rock Seller: Too bad!'
(Rock Seller thrusts rock into Askladden's hands)
Askladden: ...
End of Flashback...
Bono: So that guy sold Rocky to you?!
Askaldden: If you mean the rock you bought, yes.
(Rock Seller appears)
Rock Seller: Hey, buddy. Wanna buy a rock?
Bono: Uh...maybe?
Rock Seller: Too bad! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Lalli: Thanks, stupid human.
Bono: Why'd you want a rock?
Lalli: Me make stone soup. Stone soup need rock.
Bono: You're going to eat the rock!
Lalli: Yes, silly human.
Bono: Rocks are people too!
Lalli: So? Humans people, but trolls eat them.
Thorblade4: *Cough* Are we forgetting something?
Lalli: Ah yes! Here you go!
(Lalli throws lyre at Bono)
Flameater20: Aren't you supposed to give the gold fleece?
Lalli: Author said if I did, it take too long, so me give you lyre.
(Everyone looks at Thorblade4)
Thorblade4: Hey! I had to cut somewhere!
Olaf's House...
Olaf: Ok Bono! Now you must preform!
Bono: Ok!
(The gang looks at one another)
Rellekka Long Hall...
(Bono is begins to sing and the audience cheers)
Bono: Hey they love me!
(Bono runs up to Thorblade4)
Bono: Hey Thorblade! The people loved my music!
(Bono notices Thorblade4 and the gang is holding instruments)
Bono: Why are you holding those instruments?
Thorblade4: We lip-synched for you.
Bono: You lipped synched?!
Monkey164: Yes.
Bono: Come on! My singing isn't that bad! I'll show you!
Thorblade4: Earmuffes!
(Everyone puts on earmuffs. Im D34d walks into the room)
Im D34d: I heard a noob named Bono who can sing really good was.
Bono: You heard correct. I was just about to preform.
Im D34d: Yay! For once, I don't die! I get to listen to music of a famous popstar.
Chu Master5: Don't count on it, dude.
Im D34d: Whatever.
(Bono starts to sing and Im D34d dies)
Rellekka...
Brundt: Well, you got all the vote, Bono RuneScape. Now to name you.
(Brundt thinks for a moment)
Brundt: I got it! Your Fremminnik name shall be...Noobdin!
Chu Master5: (saracastically) Gee, that name was so random!
Thorblade4: This calls for a celebration! Drinks all around!
Groovy Gal62: I think Bono's already started...
(Bono is talking to Drunken Dwarf)
Bono: (slurred) Hey matey!
Drunken Dwarf: (slurred) Hey matey! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Chapter 84: Thanksgiving Event
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: Well everyone, this is our first Thanksgiving together.
Flameater20: Uh... aren't we forgetting something?
Thorblade4: What?
Flameater20: The turkey.
Thorblade4: AAAAGH!!! I FORGOT THE TURKEY!!!
Bono: Don't worry! I got it under control.
(Bono pulls out a model of Turkey)
Thorblade4: Bono, that's the country Turkey...
Bono: You mean there's another kind of turkey?!
Everyone:
Lumbridge...
Cook's Brother: I heard there were some turkeys at Draynor Manor.
Bono: Ok.
Draynor Manor...
Bono: It's cobbler time.
Thorblade4: (whispers) Clobbering.
Bono: Whatever!
(Bono attacks a turkey and is down to 1hp while the turkey has full hp)
Chu Master5: I can't believe this guy is supposed to save RuneScape...
Bono: Uh... a little help here?
Later...
(Bono's hides in a bush)
Bono: This is should knock 'em out!
(Bono takes a blowpipe and puts a dart in. Bono inhales and then falls)
Bono: OW!!! I've been poisoned!
Everyone:
Flameater20: I'll take care of it.
(Flameater20 heals Bono)
Thorblade4: Here, use this.
Flameater20: What's this?
Thorblade4: A sleeping potion.
Flameater20: Why on earth do you have a sleeping potion?!
Thorblade4: In case Bono gets to hyperactive.
Everyone:
Flameater20: Hang on... I think we can use this to catch somes turkeys.
(Flameater20 turns to Pink Punk39)
Flameater20: Pink, I want you to steal us a gnomecopter, a propeller, and some insect repellent.
Pink Punk39: On it!
(Pink Punk39 runs off)
Later...
(Flameater20 attaches a tank full of sleeping gas to a gnomecopter)
Flameater20: This should knock those turkeys out!
Bono: Uh, Flame-
Bono: Not now, Bono. Ok, Thorblade, you pilot the gnomecopter.
Thorblade4: Ok.
Bono: But Flame-!
Flameater20: Not now, Bono!
(Flameater20 turns to Thorblade4)
Flameater20: Ok Thorblade, prepare for take off!
Thorblade4: Roger! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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(Thorblade4 takes off and sprays the sleeping gas on the turkeys and they explode)
Flameater20: What the-?! How'd that happen?!
Bono: That's what I've been trying to tell you. There's a warning on the sleeping potion that says "Use on turkeys will result in self-combustion"
Flameater20: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!
Bono: I've been trying to tell you, but you wouldn't listen!
Flameater20: *Sigh!* Back to the drawing board...
Later...
(Bono is in a wooden turkey)
Thorblade4: A Trojan Turkey I see...
Bono: This is pefect! The turkeys will think I'm one of them! What could possiblely go wrong?
Thorblade4: I don't know, but I have a feeling we're going to find out...
(Bono drives the wooden turkey to the flock of turkeys and the turkeys gather around)
Bono: Yay it's working!
(Im D34d sees the wooden turkey)
Im D34d: This time I won't be killed! DIE TURKEY!
(Im D34d hits the wooden turkey and it explodes)
Im D34d: Not again!!!
(Im D34d and the turkeys die)
Pink Punk39: Wait a minute! How does a wooden turkey explode?!
Thorblade4: Simple. There's a noob in there with lots of nitroglycerin.
Monkey164: Yay! We got enough turkeys for Thanksgiving and I didn't have to cook a single one!
Chaserm1: B-but Master Bono was in there!
Chu Master5: Too bad. That noob was annoying anyway.
Everyone: =O
Chu Master5: I mean...NOOOOOOOOO!!! Bono died!!!
(Bono climbs out from the crater)
Bono: Hi guys!
Everyone:
Chu Master5: Dang it, Bono! You're supposed to be dead!
Everyone:
Chu Master5: I mean...Bono! Thank goodness you're alive!!!
Thorblade4: How did you surive?!
Bono: There was an ejector seat in the wooden turkey. I just blasted out of there before it exploded.
Everyone: Aaaaaah...
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: ...and I'm thankful that Bono's still alive.
Bono: And I'm thankful for ejector seats!
Everyone: Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 85: Bono vs. Runite "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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