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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 85: Bono vs. Runite
Varrock West Bank...
(Two guards are having coffee)
Guard #1: Want some more coffee, Bill?
Guard #2: Sure, Frank!
(Guard #1 pours Guard #2 some coffee)
Guard #1: So when did we get that puddle of molten runite?
Guard #2: Wha'da ya mean, Frank?
Guard #1: I mean that puddle of molten runite over there.
(Guard #1 points to puddle of molten runite)
Guard #2: I dunno, Frank.
(Runite rises out of the puddle of molten runite)
Runite: Evening, gentleman.
Guard #1 & Guard #2: AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
(Runite shoots them with Rune Bolts)
Runite: Fools. This is happens when someone gets in our way.
Later...
(Moderators run up to West Varrock Bank)
Shafin25: Freeze! We have the bank surrounded! There is no escape! Put your hands up!
Moderator: Sir, what if he teleports?
Shafin25: Dang! I didn't think of that.
(Runite walks out)
Runite: Fools! Did you think you could capture us? We are Runite!
Shafin25: Enough games! You are going to the Black Hole!
Runite: Before we go, tell Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape to meet us at the Warrior's Guild at dusk.
Shafin25: How will you meet Bono if you're in jail.
Runite: That's the whole point. We're not going to jail. We're going to escape.
Shafin25: Kill him!
(Moderators shoot Runite with Emerald Mithril Bolts (e))
Runite: Fools! Poison cannot hurt us!
(Runite turns into a Runite Dragon and kills everyone except Shafin25)
Shafin25: Mod Poppy? We have a problem...
Varrock Square...
Chu Master5: ...and then I said-
*BOOM!*
Thorblade4: That had Bono written all over it...
Bono: I'm right here!
Pink Punk39: Oh my god! Now he's got super speed?! We're doomed!
Bono: It wasn't me! Why do you guys think it's me?
Thorblade4: Because it's usually you.
Bono: Darn. Good arguement.
Groovy Gal62: I say we should go investigate.
Flameater20: I agree. I sense there is something important to us.
(The gang walks to Varrock West Bank)
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Varrock West Bank...
Shafin25: I'm telling you, Mod Poppy! Runite is dangerous! He wiped out an entire squad of Moderators.
Mod Poppy: I know, Shafin. But I have to talk to Mod Gower to use the Elite Moderators. Without his go, we can't get Runite.
Shafin25: But we need to get him now! He'll only get more dangerous! We need people!
Mod Poppy: And who do you suggest is just right for the job?
(The gang shows up)
Shafin25: Them!
Bono: I didn't blow anything up! I'm innocent! I was framed! I didn't secretly hide vials of nitroglycerin in that warehouse! I was framed!
Everyone: O_o
Shafin25: It's not that Bono. We need you to hunt down this creature named Runite.
(Shafin25 give Thorblade4 a file)
Thorblade4: "Name: Runite.
Occupation: Vigilanty
Age: Unknown.
Race: Runite Polymer.
Talents: Able to mould into anything made of runite, Dragonfire, Rune Minotaur Special."
Chaserm1: I don't like this at all...
Flameater20: Neither do I, Chase.
Shafin25: He said he wanted to meet you at the Warrior's Guild. He seems to know Bono.
Thorblade4: Great... Another psycho villan that has strong powers that's trying to kill Bono and take over RuneScape.
Monkey164: How many of those have you had to deal with?
Thorblade4: Let's see... One...Two...Three...
Five Hours Later...
Thorblade4: ...one-thousand, seven-hundred and one-
Chu Master5: Ok! We get the picture! Let's just get to the Warrior's Guild and throttle this Runite!
Warrior's Guild...
(The gang arrives outside the Warrior's Guild)
Chaserm1: I don't see him.
Chu Master5: Keep your guard up.
(A Runite Dragon appears and sweeps up Bono)
Thorblade4: BONO!!!
(The Runite Dragon flies to the roof of the Warrior's Guild)
Runite: Ah, Bono. We're soooooo glad to see you.
Bono: Do I know you?
Runite: Of course you know us!
Bono: No. And I'm pretty sure I'd remember someone made out of molten runite.
Runite: Ah yes! You don't reconize us. How about if we did this?
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 21:58:06 - Last edited on 17-May-2009 21:58:36 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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(Runite's head splits into to heads, one is a dragon head and another is a demon head)
Runite Dragon Head: I am Shadow!
Runite Demon Head: ...and Nezichened!
Bono: Oh! It's you, Nezzie!
Runite Demon Head: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU STUPID NOOB?! DON'T CALL ME NEZZIE!!!=@
Runite Dragon Head: Now now, Nezichened. We have guests. Don't we want to show them our latest masterpiece?
Runite Demon Head: Oh yes! Now did we call it?
(The two heads merge together and form together)
Runite: Ah yes! "Bono in Runite"
Bono: Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of this artwork...
(Runite covers Bono with a coating of molten runite)
Thorblade4: BONO!!!
Runite: Mwuhahahahahahaha!!! Now Bono has joined my art collection! Soon you'll join too!
(Runite covers everyone except Thorblade4 with a coating of molten Runite)
Runite: And now, it's only you, Thorblade4! And you're the only who doesn't have a power!
Thorblade4: Wrong Runite! I just had my birthday a few days ago and I inherited a power.
Runite: Oh really? What is it.
Thorblade4: Dracokinesis*.
Runite: WHAT?!=O WHERE'D YOU INHERIT THAT?!
Thorblade4: From my dad. His name was "Dragon," remember?
Runite: That explains so much!
Thorblade4: Now you die!!!
(Molten Dragon covers Thorblade4 and forms a Dragon Full Helm, Dragon Plate, Dragon Legs, Dragon Boots, Dragon Gloves, and Dragon Claws)
Runite: Uh-oh...
(Thorblade4 uses Dragonfire and melts Runite)
Runite: Noooo...
(Thorblade4 then uses Ice Dragonfire and freezes Runite into a Rune Plate)
Later at the Moderator HQ...
Shafin25: Good job, Thorblade! You saved RuneScape!
Thorblade4: Thanks.
Bono: Now we're all powerful!
Thorblade4: (coughing) Except Bono!
Bono: Oh no! You have a cold! We must rush you to the Hospital!
Everyone: O_o
Warrior's Guild...
???: Hey look! A Rune Plate! This is my lucky day!
Next Chapter: Chapter 86: Christmas Event
*Dracokinesis is the ability to control dragons, dragon metal, and dragonfire.
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 21:59:41 - Last edited on 04-Jan-2010 17:25:48 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 86: Christmas Event
Lumbridge...
Thorblade4: Well gang, it's Christmas.
Pink Punk39: You're right!
(Pink Punk39 gets out some mistletoe on a fishing rod and puts it over Groovy Gal62)
Pink Punk39: Mistletoe, Groovy.
(Pink Punk39 puckers up)
*POW!*
(Groovy Gal62 puts the mistletoe in Pink Punk39's mouth and makes him swallow)
Pink Punk39: Hey Flame, is mistletoe poisonous?
Flameater20: Why yes it is. Why do you ask-?
(Pink Punk39 faints)
Flameater20: OH NO!!! PINK PUNK39 ATE THE MISTLETOE!!! GET HIM TO THE DUEL ARENA HOSPITAL!!!
(Flameater20 gets out a Ring of Dueling and teleports Pink Punk39 and himself to the Duel Arena)
Chu Master5: Yay! No Pink Punk39 for the rest of the chapter!!!
Everyone: Yay!!!
Bono: And I found of piece of cheese!
Everyone: Yay!!!
(Aly Magi and 00 Pork appear)
Aly Magi & 00 Pork: And we won't experience any fire related deathes anymore!
Everyone: Boo!!!
(Thorblade4 uses dragonfire on them and turns them to ashes)
Everyone: Yay!!!
Thorblade4: Ok, we're seriously getting off track the story. Let's start the Christmas Event...
Explorer Jack'* House...
Explorer Jack: I need you to find some stones in the Land of Snow.
Bono: Ok.
Lumbridge Field...
Head Snow Imp: I need you to find Prince Jack before I let you in Land of Snow.
Bono: Ok.
Head Snow Imp: Here Ice Amulet to summon Snow Imp.
Bono: Ok.
(Bono uses Ice Amulet and Snow Imp appears)
Snow Imp: Huh? Where am I?
Bono: Will you lead us to Jack Frost?
Snow Imp: Actually, we don't know where he is. But I can sense him becuase of his unearthly coldness.
Bono: Ok.
Lumbridge Cow Field...
(Bono runs up to Jack Frost)
Bono: Freeze!
Jack Frost: Ok...
(Jack Frost freezes Bono)
Thorblade4: Poor choice of words, Bono.
(Thorblade4 melts Bono using dragonfire)
Bono: That was cold, Jack!!!
Snow Imp: Quick! After him!
(Snow Imp teleports the whole party to Jack Frost's Hideout)
Jack Frost's Hideout...
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Jack Frost: So you followed me. Prepare for the Ice Age!!!
Bono: Not if I can help it!
(Bono charges at Jack Frost, but slips on the ice)
Bono: AAAAAAAAGH!!!
Jack Frost: Get away from me, you no-!
*CRASH!!!*
(Bono crashes into Jack Frost and Queen of Snow appears)
Queen of Snow: JACK!!!
Jack Frost: (meekly) Yes mommy?
Queen of Snow: Are you attempting to freeze all of RuneScape?!
Jack Frost: Yes mommy...
Queen of Snow: I am ashamed of you and I will send you to your room right this instant-
(Queen of Snow looks at the Ice Sculpture)
Quuen of Snow: NICK!!!
Bono: What's the big deal about that ice sculpture?
Queen of Snow: That's not an ice sculpture! That's Nicklaus a.k.a. Santa Claus.
Bono: Oh...
Queen of Snow: You must unfreeze him!
Thorblade4: Sure things, your majesty!
(Thorblade4 uses dragonfire on frozen Santa Claus)
Bono: I'll help too!
(Bono pulls out a nitroglycerin)
Thorblade4: No Bono!!!
(Bono throws the nitroglycerin at Thorblade4's flame of dragonfire)
*BANG!*
(Santa Claus is unfrozen)
Santa Claus: My word! Why do I feel that I was hit by nitroglycerin and dragonfire?
Monkey164: Maybe because you were?
Santa Claus: Don't be silly! If I was, I'd probably be dead.
(Queen of Snow glares at Bono and Thorblade4)
Santa Claus: Anyway, Santa Suits for all.
Everyone: Yay!!!
Lumbridge Field...
Bono: Ok, we found Prince Jack. Can we please go to the Land of Snow?
Head Snow Imp: Sure thing!
(Head Snow Imp teleports the whole gang)
Land of Snow...
Bono: Ok guys, follow me-!
(Bono slips on the ice and crashes into a rock)
Chu Master5: Let's not...
Thorblade4: I know!
(Thorblade4 uses dragonfire on the ice and melts it)
Thorblade4 I did it!
Monkey164: One problem.
Thorblade4: What?
Monkey164: We're on the ice.
(Everyone falls through the water)
Groovy Gal62: At least we can swim to the cave.
(The water instantly freezes up leaving the gang trapped in the ice)
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:01:10

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Groovy Gal62: Or maybe not...
One Melting Later...
Chu Master5: There's got to be another way...
(Bono does idea emote)
Bono: What if Eggypants 2 and Thorblade4 turn into dragons? Then we can fly to the cave!
Chu Master5: Bono, that's the first intelligent thing you've ever said!
Bono: Thanks-HEY!!!
(Eggypants 2 and Thorblade4 turn into dragons and fly to the cave.
Ice Cave...
Eggypants 2: Well, we can't fly you guys in here. It's too small.
Bono: So how do we-
Groovy Gal62: Magenta, awesome, groovy, mecha, snowmobile that seats ten and makes cookies!
(A magenta, awesome, groovy, mecha, snowmobile that seats ten and makes cookies appears)
Thorblade4: Does that answer your question?
Final Chamber...
(The magenta, awesome, groovy, mecha, snowmobile that seats ten and makes cookies appears enters the room, but is blown away by the Yeti)
Bono: Hey ugly! One word! Breathmints!
(Yeti throws a snowball at Bono)
Bono: Hey! You broke my imagination!
Thorblade4: Darn! The stones are in the room! We need to get them!
Monkey164: We can't! As long as the Yeti's there, we'll just get blown away!
Groovy Gal62: (points to ledge) Why don't we go up there?
Thorblade4: Great idea Groovy!
(The gang climbs up the ledge)
Final Room...
(The gang walks up to the ledge and finds a horn)
Chaserm1: I wonder what this is for?
Bono: (walks up to horn) Hey ugly!
Yeti: Who said that?!
Bono: This is your conscience speaking!
Yeti: I have a conscience?
Bono: You should have been nicer to those players!
Yeti: But-!
Bono: (shouting) NO BUTS!!!
(Yeti faints)
Thorblade4: Nice job Bono!
(Bono climbs down and gets the stones)
Bono: Is it me or do these stones smell funny?
Chu Master5: It's just you.
Land of Snow...
(The gang walks up and Snow Imps appear)
Bono: Hi!
Snow Imp #1: Hey! You the human that bother Bert!
Bono: Who Bert?
Snow Imp #2: Bert is big white guy.
Bono: Oh! You mean the yeti.
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:01:40

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Snow Imp #3: Why you bother Bert, human?
Bono: Getting these rocks for Explorer Jack.
(Snow Imps snicker)
Snow Imp #1: Silly human! That no stone! That yeti dung!
Bono: EEEEEEEEEEEW!!! I touched it with my bare hands! I need to get some soap fast!!!
Snow Imp #2: Wait! If you go, the yeti dung will unfreeze and really stink!
Snow Imp #3: Let us enchant it so it unfreezes when you give it to Explorer Jack.
Bono: Thanks...
Lumbridge...
Bono: Here's those stones you wanted.
Explorer Jack: Thank you old bean!
Thorblade4: Run!!!
(The gang runs out the door)
Explorer Jack: Now what was that all about?
(The Yeti Dung unfreezes)
Explorer Jack: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! THAT STINKS!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 87: Case of the Murdered Druid
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:02:08

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