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Blurberry: Hey Bono, I got a Short Green Guy for you!
Bono: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! (runs off)
Blurberry: What's his problem? Doesn't he like alcoholic beverages that are green and have names that refer to gnomes, leprechauns, and goblins?
Thorblade4: Let's just say you're getting warm...
End of Flashback...
Thorblade4: Well, Bono, you're going to face your fear now. Know why?
Bono: Because I have to save some cheese from the goblins?
Thorblade4: No! You're here to complete The Chosen Commander quest!
Bono: Oh... Does it mean that I don't get cheese?
Thorblade4: *Sigh!* Yes, Bono...
Bono: So, why the heck am I doing this?
Thorblade4: Because if you don't, lightning will strike you.
Bono: In an underground city?! That's just-!
(A nearby lamppost explodes and shocks Bono)
Bono: ...a load of truth!
Later...
Captain Undak: Since our adventuer is gone, you're going to take her place and investigate why our children are very ill.
Bono: Don't I have to complete a series of hard quests and raise skills to unreachable levels for someone of my status?
Captain Undak: And how many rules have you broken so far...?
Bono: Good point!
Dorgeshuun Nursery...
Goblin Child: I don't feel so good...
Bono: Well, did you eat cheese?
Goblin Child: No...
Bono: Then there you have it! Cheese is required for a healthy lifestyle.
Thorblade4: *Cough!* Yeah right!
Bono: You see? Thorblade doesn't eat cheese and he's already getting a cold!
Everyone:
Dorgeshuun Marketplace...
Bono Bozo: I name you, Merchant Walton, of poisoning the goblin children!
Thorblade4: Bono that's what you said to those nine other merchants 111,111,111 times each!
Bono Bozo: This is it, I know it!
Walton: Curses! You found me out! Now I'm gonna have to kill you!
(Walton draws his sword and lunges a stab at Bono, but Bono grabs Im D34d, who was eating a Frogburger, and uses him as a shield)
Im D34d: WHY ME?!
(Im D34d dies)
Walton: Good move, Bozo, but now I shall kill you! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Bono: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! (runs off)
Blurberry: What's his problem? Doesn't he like alcoholic beverages that are green and have names that refer to gnomes, leprechauns, and goblins?
Thorblade4: Let's just say you're getting warm...
End of Flashback...
Thorblade4: Well, Bono, you're going to face your fear now. Know why?
Bono: Because I have to save some cheese from the goblins?
Thorblade4: No! You're here to complete The Chosen Commander quest!
Bono: Oh... Does it mean that I don't get cheese?
Thorblade4: *Sigh!* Yes, Bono...
Bono: So, why the heck am I doing this?
Thorblade4: Because if you don't, lightning will strike you.
Bono: In an underground city?! That's just-!
(A nearby lamppost explodes and shocks Bono)
Bono: ...a load of truth!
Later...
Captain Undak: Since our adventuer is gone, you're going to take her place and investigate why our children are very ill.
Bono: Don't I have to complete a series of hard quests and raise skills to unreachable levels for someone of my status?
Captain Undak: And how many rules have you broken so far...?
Bono: Good point!
Dorgeshuun Nursery...
Goblin Child: I don't feel so good...
Bono: Well, did you eat cheese?
Goblin Child: No...
Bono: Then there you have it! Cheese is required for a healthy lifestyle.
Thorblade4: *Cough!* Yeah right!
Bono: You see? Thorblade doesn't eat cheese and he's already getting a cold!
Everyone:
Dorgeshuun Marketplace...
Bono Bozo: I name you, Merchant Walton, of poisoning the goblin children!
Thorblade4: Bono that's what you said to those nine other merchants 111,111,111 times each!
Bono Bozo: This is it, I know it!
Walton: Curses! You found me out! Now I'm gonna have to kill you!
(Walton draws his sword and lunges a stab at Bono, but Bono grabs Im D34d, who was eating a Frogburger, and uses him as a shield)
Im D34d: WHY ME?!
(Im D34d dies)
Walton: Good move, Bozo, but now I shall kill you! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
19-Jul-2009 21:15:12 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2009 00:40:38 by Blaze Deku
Juna: He is a god! You must follow him!
Zanik: Just because he is a god, we have to follow his insane desires and commands?! I will not do it!
Juna: It is not the mortal's decision, but the god's!
Zanik: I will not join Bandos!
Juna: Then go, aethist! Go and be smited by his fury!
???: Master...
Bono: Seriously, guys! I can hear something!
Zanik: Stop fooling around, Bono! We have to save Dorgesh-Kaan!
(Zanik runs off)
Bono: Wait, I'm coming too!
???: Wait master... I have a gift for you...
Bono: A gift...?
(A ball of energy rises from the abyss)
Bono: What the-?
(The ball of energy speeds toward Bono)
Bono: AAAAGH!!!
(The ball of energy is absorbed into Bono)
Bono: Juna, what's down there...?
Juna: That is a story for another time...
Bono: Ok...
Dorgesh-Kaan...
(All the cave goblins are running around in a panicked state)
Bono: Something tells me Bandos was here...
Zanik: You mean all the people running around, screaming?
Bono: No, I'm talking about that graffiti over there that says "Bandos was here". I didn't know that gods had a little vandalism in them...
(Bono and Zanik continue walking and find Thorblade4, Monkey164, Groovy Gal62, Chaserm1, Eggypants 2, Flameater20, and Chu Master on the ground, all beaten up and moaning)
Bono: Thorblade! Are you ok?
Thorblade4: Define "ok"...
Bono: OK: the abreviation for Oklahoma, a state in the United States of America! A name of a very popular musical.
Everyone:
Bono: What? That's the right definition of it, right?
Later...
Oldak: Here, I developed this crossbow. Use it when you get Bandos to low health and it will destroy him...
Zanik: Ok. Ready to go, Bono?
Bono: Do we have any idea where this portal leads?!
Zanik: Nope.
Bono: Ok, let's go!
(Zanik and Bono jump through the portal)
Bandos's Throne Room...
(Zanik and Bono walk up to Bandos)
Bandos: So? Have you come with an answer?
Bono: Yeah, and it spells Z-Y-X-V-F-L-Q...How do you spell "no" again?
Zanik & Bandos:
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Zanik: Just because he is a god, we have to follow his insane desires and commands?! I will not do it!
Juna: It is not the mortal's decision, but the god's!
Zanik: I will not join Bandos!
Juna: Then go, aethist! Go and be smited by his fury!
???: Master...
Bono: Seriously, guys! I can hear something!
Zanik: Stop fooling around, Bono! We have to save Dorgesh-Kaan!
(Zanik runs off)
Bono: Wait, I'm coming too!
???: Wait master... I have a gift for you...
Bono: A gift...?
(A ball of energy rises from the abyss)
Bono: What the-?
(The ball of energy speeds toward Bono)
Bono: AAAAGH!!!
(The ball of energy is absorbed into Bono)
Bono: Juna, what's down there...?
Juna: That is a story for another time...
Bono: Ok...
Dorgesh-Kaan...
(All the cave goblins are running around in a panicked state)
Bono: Something tells me Bandos was here...
Zanik: You mean all the people running around, screaming?
Bono: No, I'm talking about that graffiti over there that says "Bandos was here". I didn't know that gods had a little vandalism in them...
(Bono and Zanik continue walking and find Thorblade4, Monkey164, Groovy Gal62, Chaserm1, Eggypants 2, Flameater20, and Chu Master on the ground, all beaten up and moaning)
Bono: Thorblade! Are you ok?
Thorblade4: Define "ok"...
Bono: OK: the abreviation for Oklahoma, a state in the United States of America! A name of a very popular musical.
Everyone:
Bono: What? That's the right definition of it, right?
Later...
Oldak: Here, I developed this crossbow. Use it when you get Bandos to low health and it will destroy him...
Zanik: Ok. Ready to go, Bono?
Bono: Do we have any idea where this portal leads?!
Zanik: Nope.
Bono: Ok, let's go!
(Zanik and Bono jump through the portal)
Bandos's Throne Room...
(Zanik and Bono walk up to Bandos)
Bandos: So? Have you come with an answer?
Bono: Yeah, and it spells Z-Y-X-V-F-L-Q...How do you spell "no" again?
Zanik & Bandos:
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
19-Jul-2009 21:19:47 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2009 00:50:58 by Blaze Deku
Bono: Yeah, I am SO dreaming.... (walks over to Zanik) Zanik, wake up... (waits five seconds) Zanik? (waits five more seconds) Ok, that's it!
(Bono pours a bucket of water on Zanik)
Zanik *Gasp!* Ok, that was totally uncalled for! I could have drown!
Bono: Believe me, it's the last thing I wanted to do. Actually, the last thing I would want to do to do is blow you up with some nitroglycerin.
Zanik:
Bono: Anyway, never mind that now! we have a victory to celebrate...
Dorgesh-Kaan....
Ur-Tag: To thank Zanik and Bono-!
Bono: You mean, Bono and Zanik!
Ur-Tag: ...To thank of Bono and Zanik for their combined efforts to save Dorgesh-Kaan-!
Bono: And Lumbridge!
Ur-Tag: ...for their combined efforts to save Dorgesh-Kaan AND Lumbrdige, we present-!
Bono: A giant piece of cheese?
Ur-Tag: WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME?! *Cough!* Where was I? Oh yes! We present this statue!
(Ur-Tag pulls the cloth away and reveals a statue of Bono and Zanik)
Bono: Hey! That statue makes me look like a noob!
Chu Master5: Then it's a perfect resemblence.
Bono: Thanks- HEY!
Thorblade4: Look on the bright side, Bono. At least it shows you with abs.
Groovy Gal62: Uh, Thorblade? Those aren't abs. That's Bono's stomach.
Thorblade4: Then how'd it get so big- Bono, have you been eating cheese between meals?!
Bono: There are between meals?!
Everyone:
Dark Empire HQ...
Mustkill126: I can't believe that noob defeated a god! A god! How strong is he?!
D4rk L0rd: It was to be expected...
Yoshi Xd: Sir, how are we going to catch him?!
D4rk L0rd: Simple, use his one weakness...
Mustkill126: Cheese?
Yoshi Xd: Petra?
D4rk L0rd: Make that, one of his three weaknesses?
Mustkill126 & Yoshi Xd: A statue of Petra made of cheese?
D4rk L0rd: NO!!! His stupidity! He will fall into a trap like the stupid, cheese-loving mouse he is.
Mustkill126: Actually sir, mice don't like cheese, they actually like berries and nuts-!
D4rk L0rd: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO CORRECT ME!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
(Bono pours a bucket of water on Zanik)
Zanik *Gasp!* Ok, that was totally uncalled for! I could have drown!
Bono: Believe me, it's the last thing I wanted to do. Actually, the last thing I would want to do to do is blow you up with some nitroglycerin.
Zanik:
Bono: Anyway, never mind that now! we have a victory to celebrate...
Dorgesh-Kaan....
Ur-Tag: To thank Zanik and Bono-!
Bono: You mean, Bono and Zanik!
Ur-Tag: ...To thank of Bono and Zanik for their combined efforts to save Dorgesh-Kaan-!
Bono: And Lumbridge!
Ur-Tag: ...for their combined efforts to save Dorgesh-Kaan AND Lumbrdige, we present-!
Bono: A giant piece of cheese?
Ur-Tag: WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME?! *Cough!* Where was I? Oh yes! We present this statue!
(Ur-Tag pulls the cloth away and reveals a statue of Bono and Zanik)
Bono: Hey! That statue makes me look like a noob!
Chu Master5: Then it's a perfect resemblence.
Bono: Thanks- HEY!
Thorblade4: Look on the bright side, Bono. At least it shows you with abs.
Groovy Gal62: Uh, Thorblade? Those aren't abs. That's Bono's stomach.
Thorblade4: Then how'd it get so big- Bono, have you been eating cheese between meals?!
Bono: There are between meals?!
Everyone:
Dark Empire HQ...
Mustkill126: I can't believe that noob defeated a god! A god! How strong is he?!
D4rk L0rd: It was to be expected...
Yoshi Xd: Sir, how are we going to catch him?!
D4rk L0rd: Simple, use his one weakness...
Mustkill126: Cheese?
Yoshi Xd: Petra?
D4rk L0rd: Make that, one of his three weaknesses?
Mustkill126 & Yoshi Xd: A statue of Petra made of cheese?
D4rk L0rd: NO!!! His stupidity! He will fall into a trap like the stupid, cheese-loving mouse he is.
Mustkill126: Actually sir, mice don't like cheese, they actually like berries and nuts-!
D4rk L0rd: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO CORRECT ME!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
24-Jul-2009 23:39:47 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2009 00:55:08 by Blaze Deku
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