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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 92: Return of Iou642 and Kitedj
Sandwich Lady Cafe...
Thorblade4: I don't think this is such a good idea...
(Bono is up at the counter)
Sandwich Lady: You may have the baguette!
Bono: I'd rather have the cheese.
(Bono takes the cheese)
Sandwich Lady: I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE THAT!!!
(Sandwich knocks Bono unconscious and teleports him away)
Groovy Gal62: MOM!!!
Sandwich Lady: Sorry, dear. Old habits.
Cheese Land...
Mayor Cheese: I, Mayor Cheese of Cheese Town, Capital of Cheese Land, declare this, Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong Day! Let's start Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong Day by saying, "Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong!"
All Cheese: Nothing can possibly go wrong!
(Bono appears)
Bono: Oh boy! Cheese!
Mayor Cheese: Except that...
(Bono then attacks Cheese Town and starts eating cheese)
Cheese Man: No!!! That was my wife and kids!!!
Bono: Don't worry! You're joining them next!
Cheese Man: NO!!!
(Bono eats Cheese Man)
Mayor Cheese: Call the Swiss Cheese Army! Call the American Cheese Navy! Call my Mother!!!
Aide Cheese: Uh sir, he ate your mother.
Mayor Cheese: WHAT?! That fiend will not get away with this! (Turns darkly to Aide Cheese) Bring out... The Secret Weapon...
Aide Cheese: But Sir, it's not ready yet! It could destroy the whole world!
Mayor Cheese: The secret weapon is the only thing that will kill that monster! Besides, it can never miss! What can possibly go wrong?
Aide Cheese: I have a feeling we're going to find out.
Mayor Cheese: Fire the Secret Weapon a.k.a. The Instant-Death Bomb!
General Cheese: Yes sir!
Sandwich Lady Cafe...
Sandwich Lady: You may the triangle sandwich!
Im D34d: I'd rather have the Blue Partyhat.
(Im D34d takes the Blue Partyhat)
Sandwich Lady: I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE THAT!!!
(Sandwich knocks Im D34d unconscious and teleports him away)
Cheese Land...
(The Secret Weapon a.k.a. The Instant-Death Bomb hurtles at Bono) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:30:30

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Bono: Ooh! Pretty Rocket-Shaped Cheese!
(Im D34d appears in the way of The Secret Weapon a.k.a. The Instant-Death Bomb)
Im D34d: Where- AAAAAAAAGH!!!
(Im D34d is hit by The Secret Weapon a.k.a. The Instant-Death Bomb and dies instantly)
Mayor Cheese: D'oh! Fire the other The Secret Weapon a.k.a. The Instant-Death Bomb!
Aide Cheese: Sir, there's only one!
Mayor Cheese: D'oh!
(Two figures appear behind Bono)
??? #1: Is that who I think it is? No. It can't be...
??? #2: Squeak! (It is! I just know it! Bono RuneScape!)
Bono: (turns around) Can I help you, mysterious strangers who I never saw before?
??? #1: Guess he doesn't reconize us.
??? #2: Squeak!(Then let's reintroduce ourselves.)
??? #1: I'm the Cheese Dragon Titan.
??? #2: Squeak squeak! (I'm Al, the Albino Rat.)
Bono: AL!!!
(Bono hugs Al)
Al: *Gasp!* (C-Can't b-breath!)
(Bono puts Al down)
Bono: I'm so glad to see you! Now we can stay here and eat cheese for the rest of our lives.
Cheese Dragon Titan: I'm afraid we can't, Bono. Cheese Planet is about to collide with Cracker Planet and the damage will be catastrophic.
Bono: Stop using big words!!!
Cheese Dragon Titan: Fine. The damge will be very, very bad.
Bono: And I don't even like crackers...
Al: Squeak! (So can we go?)
Bono: Yeah. We'll use Tele-Group Aggie's House.
Cheese Dragon Titan: That's a spell?!
Bono: Yeah. It's in the Cheese Spellbook.
Al: Squeak... (Obviously...)
Bono: What was that?
Al: Squeak! (Nothing!)
Bono: Ok!
(Bono casts Tele-Group Aggie's House)
Mayor Cheese: Hooray! The monster is gone! Now we can proceed with Nothing Can Go Wrong Day!
Aide Cheese: Sir, Cracker Planet is about to collide with our planet.
Mayor Cheese: This has been the worst Nothing Can Go Wrong Day...
Aide Cheese: Sir, this has been our first Nothing Can Go Wrong Day.
Mayor Cheese: And soon to be our last...
(Cracker Planet crashes into Cheese Planet)
*BOOM!*
Sandwich Lady's Cafe... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:30:41 - Last edited on 17-May-2009 22:31:03 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Thorblade4: Why do I have a feeling Bono's been doing something stupid...
Groovy Gal62: It's just your imagination...
Thorblade4: Guess I have a pretty darn "imagination"...
Flameater20: I sense trouble ahead...
Thorblade4: Flame, stop spoiling the plot!
Flameater20: Sorry. Would you care for the location of the next winning lottery ticket for next's week Lottery?
Thorblade4: That would be-
(Iou642 and Kitedj burst into the cafe)
Iou642: Quick! Hide us!
Sandwich Lady: How come?
Kitedj: Trouble outside!
(Kitedj and Iou642 hide behind the Sandwich Lady's counter)
Sandwich Lady: By the way, Iou642, you may take the French Fries.
Iou642: Oh boy!
(Iou642 takes the French Fries)
Kitedj: Iou, now's not the time to eat French Fries!
Iou642: I beg to differ-!
Thorblade4: Iou642! Kitedj! What are you doing here?!
Kitedj: Hiding from two, deadly agents from The Dark Empire!
Iou642: They are trying to kill us to earn their positions and to make sure we don't pass on any information to The Dark Empire's enemies like-
(Agent K and Agent I break through a wall)
Agent K: Well, well., well. If it isn't the two players formely known as Agent K and Agent I...
Agent I: D4rk L0rd demands your execution...
Thorblade4: Over our dead bodies!
(Thorblade4, Groovy Gal62, Monkey164, Eggypants 2, Flameater20, Chaserm1 and Chu Master5 rise from their table)
Agent K: Ah... Thorblade4 and his gang... D4rk L0rd also demands their extermination...
Agent I: Are you ready K1ll3r?
Agent K/K1ll3r: Ready Icup1121.
Agent I/Icup1121: Good bye, you fools!
(Icup1121 and K1ll3r charge at the gang, Iou642 and Kitedj)
Aggie's House...
(Bono walks up to a player)
Bono: Excuse me, can you tell me who to get to the Sandwich Lady's Cafe?
I0wnn00bs: Yeah. Just follow the Purple Brick Road, noob!
Bono: But how do I find the Purple Brick Road?
I0wnn00bs: Look for it, and it will come. That'll be 1k.
Bono: Will this blue, paper crown do? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:31:29

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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I0wnn00bs: (evily) Oh yes... That'll do just fine...
(Shafin25 appears)
Shafin25: Scammer! You've been reported!
(I0wnn00bs is banned and teleported away)
Shafin25: Bono, what are you doing here all by yourself?! Does Thorblade4 know where you are?!
Bono: No, but I know where he is.
Shafin25: According to my duties as a Player Moderator, I will escort as to make sure you don't cause chaos.
Bono: Fine. Just let me find the Purple Brick Road.
Shafin25: Bono, there is no Purple Brick Ro-!
Bono: Aha! Here it is!
(Bono heads east)
Shafin25: O_o
Sandwich Lady Cafe...
K1ll3r: Mwuhahahahaha!!! You cannot defeat us!!! You shall die!!!
(Icup1121 is talking with the Sandwich Lady)
Sandwich Lady: You may have the doughnut, Icup1121.
Icup1121: I'd rather have the Armadyl Godsword.
(Icup1121 takes the Armadyl Godsword)
Sandwich Lady: I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE THAT!!!
(Sandwich Lady hits Icup1121 with a baguette and he crashes through the wall and into the abyss)
K1ll3r: Icup1121, finish them with Blood Blitz!
(K1ll3r waits a few secounds)
K1ll3r: Icup1121?
(K1ll3r notices the hole in the wall)
K1ll3r: That idiot...
(K1ll3r turns toward the gang)
K1ll3r: I don't need him! You'll still die!!!
(K1ll3r charges at the gang)
Edge of RuneScape...
(Bono, Cheese Dragon Titan, Al, and Shafin25 arrive at the edge of RuneScape)
Al: Pay up, Cheese Dragon Titan. RuneScape's flat!
(Cheese Dragon Titan grumbles as he pays Al 100k)
Bono: According to that guy, we have to follow the Purple Brick Road from here. I just hope we don't fall off...
Shafin25: Don't worry! Jagex made it impossible to make it to fall off the edge.
(Im D34d walks by reading a Clue Scroll)
Im D34d: According to this Clue Scroll, I have to walk 3 steps east...
(Im D34d walks 3 steps east and falls into the abyss)
Shafin25: O_o
(Bono picks up the Clue Scroll Im D34d dropped)
Bono: "...but stop at the second step or you'll fall off the edge of RuneScape. Dig at the second step. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:31:59 - Last edited on 13-Sep-2009 17:52:50 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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(Bono digs up a casket)
Bono: Oh boy! I wonder what's inside?
(Bono opens the casket and finds 100 Partyhats of all different colors, all the Spirit Shields, a christmas cracker, and all the Godswords)
Bono: Aw man... I got junk. There's not a single piece of cheese... Might as well give it to Thorblade4 and the others...
Shafin25: O_o
Sandwich Lady Cafe...
(The gang, Iou642, and Kitedj are down to 1hp while K1ll3r has full Hitpoints)
K1ll3r: Mwuhahahahahaha!!! Prepare to die!!!
(Bono pushes the door open and K1ll3r is hit by it and crashes through the wall into the abyss)
Everyone: O_o
Bono: Hi guys! I got a present for you!
Thorblade4: Cheese?
Bono: No. Even worse...
(Bono hands Thorblade4 the casket)
Thorblade4: I hate to see what's inside here...
(Thorblade4 opens the casket and finds the 100 Partyhats of all different colors, all the Spirit Shields, a christmas cracker, and all the Godswords)
Thorblade4: OH MY GOD!!! I'M RICH THANK YOU SO MUCH, BONO!!!
(Thorblade4 hugs Bono)
Bono: C-can't B-breath...
(Thorblade4 lets go of Bono)
The Abyss...
K1ll3r: I hate noobs... (Sees Im D34d) Die noob!
Im D34d: No-!
(K1ll3r kills Im D34d with a Dragonstone Bolt (e) and kills him)
K1ll3r: D'oh! I could have asked him to kill me so I could have gotten out of here...
Lumbridge...
Im D34d: Well, I died, but at least I'm out of the abyss.
(The King Green Dragon flies over Lumbridge and fries Im D34d)
Im D34d: Not again...
Sandwich Lady Cafe...
Iou642: Did I just hear the word "fries"?
Next Chapter: Chapter 93: April Fool's! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:35:15

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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An Important Announcement...
Thorblade4's House...
Thorblade4: Hello everyone. We have an important announcement to make.
Fan #1: Bono's FINALLY getting a brain?!
Bono: Hey!
Thorblade4: Sadly, no. The news is that we have to cancel Bono is that the work is too tiring, my Mom is punishing me from using the computor, and I'm not getting enough credit for the work.
Fans: WHAT?!
Thorblade4: April Fool's!!!
(Pitchfork Seller appears)
Pitchfork Seller: Pitchforks! Get your pitchforks here! Great for an angry mob to use on an author who was done a cruel April Fool's joke.
(All the fans rush to the Pitchfork Seller)
Thorblade4: Uh-oh...
Chapter 93: April Fool's!
Thorblade4's House...
Flameater20: Sheesh, Thorblade. How on Gielinor did you get so many puncture wounds and burns?
Thorblade4: Let's just say some mobs don't have a good sense of humor...
(Bono walks in)
Bono: Let me guess, Thorblade got attacked by an angry mob of fans after he played a cruel April Fool's joke.
Flameater20: Yes. How did you know?
Bono: He did the same thing last year and got similiar wounds. However, unlike him I've learned from my mis- CHEESE!!!
(Bono jumps to a mousetrap)
Flameater20: Wait Bono-!
(The mouse trap hits Bono 9hp)
Bono: Ow!
Thorblade4: Yes! Second year in a row!
Bono: I'll know better next year...
Thorblade4: That's what you said last year...
(Groovy Gal62 walks in)
Groovy Gal62: Gus, I have just realized that I am in love with Pink Punk39 and hate Thorblade4!
Everyone: WHAT?!=O
(Pink Punk39 appears with flowers)
Pink Punk39: I knew you'd realize that, Groovy! Now we can-!
Groovy Gal62: APRIL FOOL'S!
Pink Punk39: =(
(Pink Punk39 disappears)
Thorblade4: Ok... That was an even crueler April Fool's joke than the one I pulled on the fans.
Groovy Gal62: At least I'm not saying I'm gonna blow up your house then do it and say, "April Fool's!" like Chu was planning to do...
Thorblade4: WHAT?!=@ "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:36:49 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2009 19:34:28 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chu Master5: Groovy...
One Severe Owning Later...
Chu Master5: Ow...
Thorblade4: I hope you learned your lesson, Chu.
Chu Master5: I did. Never tell Groovy what you're going to do, or she'll blab it.
Groovy: Grrrrrrr...!
Another Severe Owning Later...
Groovy Gal62: Have we learned another lesson now?
Chu Master5: Yes... Don't insult Groovy, the most random girl in RuneScape...
Groovy Gal62: Good.
Thorblade4: Hey! I just thought of a great April Fool's joke...
Dark Empire HQ...
(D4rk L0rd is sitting on the throne when a hologram appears)
Hologram: Incoming transmission:
(Hologram turns into Thorblade4)
Thorblade4: D4rk L0rd, we surrender to your rule. We will not resist you if you attempt to takeover RuneScape. We shall follow your commands.
D4rk L0rd: Finally! It's about time you surrendered.
Thorblade4: April Fool's!!!
(The hologram disappears)
D4rk L0rd: Icup1121...
Icup1121: Yes, D4rk L0rd?
D4rk L0rd: Get me my anger manager...
Icup1121: Yes, D4rk L0rd.
(Icupp1121 disappears and Im D34d appears)
Im D34d: Having anger problems, D4rk L0rd?
D4rk L0rd: Yes...
Im D34d: Well, according to recent studies, it's good to let your anger out...*
D4rk L0rd: Ok...
(D4rk L0rd casts Ice Blitz on Im D34d)
Im D34d: I didn't mean like that-!
(Im D34d dies)
D4rk L0rd: Yoshi Xd...
Yoshi Xd: Yes, D4rk L0rd?
D4rk L0rd: Put, "Get rid of April Fool's Day" on my list of "Things to do When I Rule RuneScape..."
Yoshi Xd: Yes, D4rk L0rd. I'll put it right after "Make noobs go extinct" and "Own Zezima."
D4rk L0rd: Good...
Next Chapter: Chapter 94: April Event 2009 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:37:01 - Last edited on 17-May-2009 22:37:20 by Blaze Deku

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