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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 94: April Event 2009
Dark Empire HQ...
(Dr. Tamago and Dark Eggy and talking)
Dark Eggy: Doctor, I'm not sure if we should do "Operation: Golden Egg". We should work on "Operation: Freeze and Burn", like D4rk L0rd assigned us.
Dr. Tamago: If "Operation: Golden Egg" works, then we'll have enough money to fund "Operation: Freeze and Burn".
Dark Eggy: Maybe, but still...
Dr. Tamago: Besides, if we succeed, D4rk L0rd will be pleased with us...
Dark Eggy: Ok...
Port Sarim...
Thorblade4: Come on, Bono! Hurry up!
Bono: *Pant!* Why *Pant!* are we *Pant!* doing *Pant!* this?
Thorblade4: Because the Easter Event has come!
Bono: I *Pant!* still don't *Pant!* see *Pant!* the point *Pant!* of this...
Thorblade4: You'll see...
Easter Bunny's Hole...
Easter Bunny: Oh no! Not you again!
Bono: Why does everyone I've already met say that?!
Thorblade4: (sarcasticly) Gee... I don't know...
Easter Bunny: Never mind that. I need you to show my lazy, spoiled son the beauty of my Egg Plant so that we can take over when I retire.
Thorblade4: Ok. We'll do our best.
Easter Bunny: First, I have to turn all of you into rabbits so you can get into the Egg Plant.
(The Easter Bunny turns everyone into rabbits)
Chu Master5: Good thing I brought my rabbit snare...
Thorblade4: Chu, if you harm Bono, we will be forced to sue you 1mil and kick you off them team.
Chu Master5: No you won't.
Thorblade4: Yes we will. It's in your contract.
Chu Master5: What contract?!
Thorblade4: The one you signed when you joined our team...
Flashback...
Chu Master5: THORBLADE4! IF YOU DON'T LET ME JOIN YOUR PARTY, I'LL BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE!!!
Thorblade4: Fine! You can join too! (holds up a contract) Just sign this!
(Chu Master5 signs the contract)
Thorblade4: You're not goig to even read it?
Chu Master5: Of course! No one ever reads the agreement!
Flashback Ends...
Chu Master: Dang it! No one ever reads the agreement!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:38:11

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: It's your own fault...
Egg Plant...
(Chu Master5 and Monkey164 look at the Easter Bunny Jr.)
Chu Master5: I wonder how much Hunter xp I can get for catching that fat rabbit?
Monkey164: We could make a nice rabbit stew to last us a week...
Thorblade4: Don't even think about...
Easter Bunny Jr.: Do my chores or else!
Bono: Or else what?
Easter Bunny Jr.: I'll tell daddy on you!
Bono: OK! WE'LL DO YOUR CHORES! JUST DON'T TELL YOUR DADDY!
Everyone: O_o
Later...
(Bono approaches the Easter Bird with some crackers)
Bono: Polly want a cracker?
(The Easter Bird eats Bono)
Thorblade4: More like Polly want a noob...
Later...
Bono: Aha! Got you, impling!
(Bono swings his net at the Easter Impling, but misses and catches Thorblade4 instead)
Thorblade4: Bono... Do you know how hard it is for me NOT to strangle you...?
Bono: I suspect it's not hard at all as I'm a cute, lovable noob.
Thorblade4: (coughs) You wish...
Bono: Oh my gosh! Thorblade4's caught a cold!!!
Everyone: O_o
Later...
Bono: Ok. I fixed the machine!
Easter Impling: Perfect! Let's see how it works!
(Easter Impling puts Cockatrice Egg in and it comes out as cheese)
Easter Impling: WHAT THE-?! WHY'S THE INCUBATOR MAKING CHEESE?!
Bono: Oh... It's an incubator. I thought it was a Cheese Machine.
Eatser Impling: =@
Later...
Easter Bunny Jr.: Just remember, only the nuts are not dumped. Everything else is dumped.
Bono: Ok.
Later...
Bono: Just remember, only the nuts are dumped. Everything else is not dumped.
Big Ben: Yes sir!
Later...
Thorblade4: Uh... Bono? Why is a General Graardor doll in this chocolate egg?
Bono: Uh... It's the hidden prize inside?
Thorblade4: ...
(Easter Bunny Jr. appears)
Easter Bunny Jr.: After seeing you do all the chores, I decided to taker over for my dad.
Chaserm1: Because you saw the joy of giving happiness to children?
Easter Bunny Jr.: No, I just like making people work.
Everyone: =@ "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:38:26 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2009 15:11:40 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Easter Bunny Jr.: Anyway, run along now.
Easter Bunny's Hole...
Easter Bunny: So, he took my place?
Bono: Yes.
Easter Bunny: Hooray! Now I can finally take this suit off!
(Easter Rabbit takes of Pink Bunny Suit)
Thorblade4: Uhh...
Easter Bunny: Why the Bunny Suit? Well, let's just say that nobody's looking for "Bunny Feet."
(An Egg Bimp suddenly appears)
Monkey164: Hey, when did you get that Egg Blimp?
Easter Bunny: What are you talking about? I don't have an Egg Blimp.
Monkey164: (points to Egg Blimp) Then what do you call that?
Easter Bunny: An Egg Blimp that's not mine.
Thorblade4: Oh no... It's Dr. Tamago...
Easter Bunny: Who?
Thorblade4: An egg-obsessed scientist who works for an organiztion known as the Dark Empire.
Easter Bunny: Oh...
Chu Master5: What the heck is HE doing here?!
(A Megaphone lowers from the Egg Blimp)
Dr. Tamago: That's a good questions, noobs!
Thorblade4: Hey! We're not noobs! (looks at Bono) Except him...
Dr. Tamago: I am here to steal all the Easter Eggs with the help of...
(Easter Bunny Jr. appears)
Everyone except Dr. Tamago and the Easter Bunny Jr.: THE EASTER BUNNY JR.?!
Dr. Tamago: But he's not really the Easter Bunny Jr. He's-!
(Easter Bunny Jr. turns into Rocky)
Everyone: ROCKY?!
Rocky: No, I'm really-
(Rocky turns into Dark Eggy)
Everyone: DARK EGGY?!
Easter Bunny: Where's my son, Tamago?!
Dr. Tamago: He's right here. Here, you can have him back.
(The Easter Bunny Jr. falls from the blimp and lands lands on the group)
Easter Bunny Jr.: Wow. That didn't hurt at all.
Groovy Gal62: (gasping) C-can't *Gasp!* b-breath!
(Dark Eggy is pulled up to the blimp with the sack of Easter Eggs)
Dr. Tamago: Thanks for the Easter Eggs, suckers! Now watch us escape!
(The Egg Blimp starts to gain speed)
Easter Bunny: He's getting away!
Thorblade4: No he's not!
(Thorblade4 launches a Dragonfire Ball)
Dark Eggy: Doc, is this blimp filled with hydrogen? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:38:50 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2009 15:13:14 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Dr. Tamago: Yes. Why do you ask?
(The Dragonfire hits the blimp and it explodes and the sack of Easter Eggs, Dr. Tamago, and Dark Eggy fall to the ground)
Dr. Tamago: Oh...
Thorblade4: Too bad you plan didn't go as you eggs-actly planned.
Chu Master5: Well, the yolk's on you.
Groovy Gal62: You aren't the egghead we thought you were.
Dr. Tamago: QUIT IT WITH THE EGG PUNS!!!
Dark Eggy: We're gonna own you-
(Dr. Tamago and Dark Eggy disappear)
Thorblade4: Where'd they go?
Dark Empire HQ...
D4rk L0rd: YOU MORONS!!! YOU DISOBEYED MY ORDERS AND YOU FAILED!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M SPARING YOUR JOBS, LET ALONE YOUR LIVES!!!
Dr. Tamago: Look on bright side.
D4rk L0rd: WHAT IS THAT?!?!
Dr. Tamago: We made it back alive.
(D4rk L0rd freezes Dr. Tamago and Dark Eggy)
Dark Eggy: Wr-wrong th-th-thing t-to s-say D-doc...
Next Chapter: Chapter 95: Cameo Time! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:39:13

Pigwig70
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Pigwig70

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WOW thorblade! you got the entire bono thread in 35 pages!!??? That means there was about 165 solid pages of feedback, random spam, bumps, and electro bumps! :O
Also bookmarked, so i can come back easily :)
Keep up the good work thorblade! (oh, you may want to remove the "Mod whoever posted on page 112" Because we don't even have a page 112... But you could still post that a mod posted on the last thread)

18-May-2009 14:39:47 - Last edited on 18-May-2009 14:40:41 by Pigwig70

Kothrak

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Oh, we can post now?
Yeah, Thor said he made this "secret" thread because he didn't want it all spammed up like the last one.
Anyway, we're expecting great things soon. And also, you guys have a contract that I already forged your signatures on.
Contract:
I hereby solemnly swear that I will under NO circumstances alert Crimsen God or any of the other noob complete spammers to the existence of this thread. If this contract is broken, I understand that Groovy Gal62 and Thorblade4 reserve the right to punch my lights out.
~All Fans' Signatures Are Here~

19-May-2009 01:01:37

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19-May-2009 06:12:31

chaserm1

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hey guys chaserm1 here! sorry i havn't been supporting the story doing heaps of quest and im heading to level 100!!! okay so i'll post more often and tell when i have reached level 100!! cya
~~ ch453rm1 15 4w3s0m3 ~~
EDIT: I hereby solemnly swear that I will under NO circumstances alert Crimsen God or any of the other noob complete spammers to the existence of this thread. If this contract is broken, I understand that Groovy Gal62 and Thorblade4 reserve the right to punch my lights out.
chaserm1

19-May-2009 10:09:23 - Last edited on 19-May-2009 10:10:39 by chaserm1

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