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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 91: Healing of the Heart
(Thorblade4 is surrounded by darkness)
??? #1: Quick! Use the anti-poison!
??? #2: Shouldn't we use the food?!
??? #1: No! We have to stop the poison otherwise they'll die even with the food.
??? #2: Ok, ok!
??? #1: Cure Group!
??? #2: Now can I give them the food?
??? #1: Yes. Now they are safe from death by poison...
Later...
(Thorblade4 wakes up and finds himself in a bed)
Thorblade4: (groans) Uhhhhhh... Where am I?
(Flameater20 and Chaserm1 walk in)
Flameater20: Glad to see your up Thorblade4.
Chaserm1: Yeah. We thought the rest of you died from all those attacks.
Thorblade4: What happened? All I remember is a giant shadow dragging us down.
Chaserm1: That would be me. I used the shadow to bring you to a safe place while Flame would be able to heal you.
Thorblade4: Where is everyone else?
Flameater20: They are in the next room over.
Chaserm1: Let me help me help you up.
(Thorblade4 gets up and leans on Chaserm1 to the other room)
Thorblade4: Where are we exactly?
Flameater20: We're on Lunar Island, It was the first safe place I thought of.
Thorblade4: Ahhh...
(Flameater20, Chaserm1, and Thorblade4 enter a room with Groovy Gal62, Chu Master5, Monkey164, and Eggypants 2 awake and Bono in a coma)
Flameater20: As you can everyone but Bono is ok.
Chaserm1: I can't sense Master Bono's soul. He may be dead-
Flameater20: Or maybe in a coma. We can't tell. We tried everything to wake him.
Thorblade4: Have you tried this?
(Thorblade4 pulls out a piece of cheese)
Flameater20: Uh... No...
Thorblade4: Then prepare to be amazed...
(Thorblade4 holds the cheese near Bono)
Thorblade4: Oh... I have this extra piece of cheese and I am so full. I can't eat it, but I don't want it to go to waste-.
(Bono jumps up)
Bono: Give me the cheese, Thorblade4!!!
Everyone: =O
Flameater20: How did you know that would work?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:18:18

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Flameater20: Guess I need to stock up on cheese from now on...
*Knock! Knock!*
Thorblade4: Who's there?
???: Cows go.
Thorblade4: Cows go- HEY!!! QUIT IT WITH THE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES!!!
(Thorblade4 opens the doors and finds Pink Punk39 and Agent F)
Thorblade4: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU TRAITOR!!!
Pink Punk39: You know, checking up on you, seeing if Groovy's ok, maybe get a kiss out of her. You know, the works.
Groovy Gal62: Thorblade, who's there?
Thorblade4: Pink Punk39 and Agent F.
Groovy Gal62: Pink? I have a special kiss for him...
Everyone: =O
Pink Punk39: Oh boy!
(Pink Punk39 puckers up as Groovy Gal62 walks in)
Groovy Gal62: FROM MY FISTS, YOU DIRTY, NO-GOOD, UNRANDOM, NOOBISH, THEIVING, YELLOW-BELLIED TRAITOR!!!
THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN BLOCKED AS IT IS TOO VIOLENT...
(Pink Punk39 is on the floor all beat up)
Pink Punk39: I see stars... He he he he he...
(Pink Punk39 is knocked unconscious)
Groovy Gal62: (points to Agent F) AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SHOW UP AFTER WHAT YOU DONE!!!
Thorblade4: You know him, Groovy?
Groovy Gal62: No. It's a her.
Everyone: A HER?!
Agent F: That's right.
(Agent F throws of her hood and cloak and reveals herself to be the Frog Princess)
Frog Princee: Surprised, Groovy?
Groovy Gal62: Not really. I should have expected much from you after what you did...
Thorblade4: Hold on! You know her, Groovy?
Groovy Gal62: Of course. We were rivals in Random Event School...
Flashback...
(Groovy Gal62 is with some friends)
Thundersword5: I hate Lorianne! She keeps stealing my boyfriend!
Chessgirl101: I know! She stole mine as well.
Groovy Gal62: Don't worry girls. I'll beat her in the election for the new random event.
Thundersword5 and Chessgirl101: Yay!=D
(Lorianne walks in)
Lorianne: Don't count on it, Gal62. You know that I am richer and more beautiful than you! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:18:37 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2009 19:39:09 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Thundersword5: First off, Groovy is the daughter of the Mysterious Old Man and the Sandwich Lady, two of the most famous randon events in RuneScape!
Chessgirl101: Second, Groovy is more beautiful AND nicer than you, Lorianne.
Thundersword5 & Chessgirl101: CONSIDER YOURSELF BEAT, LORIANNE.
Lorianne: Oh yeah? Just you wait!
(Lorianne storms off)
Groovy Gal62: Thanks you guys!
Thundersword5: No problem.
Chessgirl101: Just make sure you beat her. Otherwise, what we said will be useless.
Later...
Groovy Gal62: ...and that is my reason to be the Next Random Event of RuneScape.
Drunken Dwarf: Me liked it!
Evil Bob: I agree. And I don't usefully like good ideas. I just go for the evil ones...
Mime: ... (I'd say I loved it and we have our winner, but I'm a mime.)
(There is lots of applause)
Mysterious Old Man: Thank you Groovy Gal62! Next up is Lorianne, the princess from Fairytale Kingdom!
Behind the Stage...
Lorianne: Are you sure this potion will work, brother?
Clyde: Positive sister. The Wizard said this will allow you to turn into a frog and will knock the Judges off their seats. However it is illegal and-.
Lorianne: Good. I don't care if using it is illegal, just as long as I beat Groovy Gal62.
Clyde: Oh look. There's some sort of medical notice: "Any contact with pie will result in permanent affect of solution only cured by a kiss"
Lorianne: Whatever...
(Lorianne walks out)
Lorianne: Ok. My idea for a new random event is based on a fairytale where they have to kiss me...
Drunken Dwarf, Evil Bob, Mime: ...
Lorianne: ...as a frog...
Drunken Dwarf: Me dunno-
(Lorianne gives Drunken Dwarf kebab and beer)
Drunken Dwarf: Me think it brilliant!!!
Evil Bob: I'm having my doubts...
(Lorianne gives Evil Bob Prison Pete)
Evil Bob: Suddenly, my doubts seem unreasonable!
Mime: ... (Very, bad!)
Lorianne: Well, what did say you?
Mime: ... (I said it was horrible and you should be disqualified for bribing the other judges!) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:20:41 - Last edited on 17-May-2009 22:25:06 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Lorianne: Mime says that my ideas are great! I win!
(There is much booing)
Lorianne: Well, better luck next time, LOSER!!!
Groovy Gal62: PURPLE, POLKA-DOTTED, PLUM AND PRUNE, PARFAIT, PLUMP PIE!!!
Lorianne: What, weirdo?
(A Purple, Polka-Dotted, Plum and Prune, Parfait, Plump Pie appears)
Lorianne: Is that a...pie?
Groovy Gal62: Yeah...
Lorianne: Oh no! Keep it away from me!!!
(Groovy Gal throws the A Purple, Polka-Dotted, Plum and Prune, Parfait, Plump Pie at Lorianne and it covers her)
Lorianne: AAAAAAH!!! What's happening?!
(Lorianne turns into a frog as Mr. Mordaut appears)
Mr. Mordaut: Princess Lorianne!!! You've been taking that Frog Potion, haven't you?!
Lorianne: Maybe...
<c>Mr. Mordaut: That is a dangerous and illegal potion!!! I expel you from Random Event School!!!
Lorianne: Fine! But before I go, I want a kiss from my two, best boyfriends!
(Lorianne turns to Groovy Guy26 and Tom with adorable eyes)
Groovy Guy26: No why am I kissing you! I'm going back to Thundersword5! She's nice AND BEAUTIFUL!!!
Tom: And I'm going back to Chessgirl101!
(Groovy Guy26 and Tom go back to Thundersword5 and Chessgirl101 where there is much kissing)
Lorianne: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, GROOVY!!! I WILL STEAL WHATEVER BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE!!! AND FROM NOW ON, I SHALL BE CALLED THE FROG PRINCESS!!!
(Lorianne hops off)
Groovy Gal62: Whatever...
End of Flashback...
Frog Princess: And while you were experiencing that flashback, I have stolen your boyfriend!
(Thorblade4 is looking at the Frog Princess with heart-shaped eyes)
Thorblade4: So much hotter than Groovy...
Groovy Gal62: =@
Frog Princess: Now you shall die knowing that I have stolen your boyfriends's heart-!
(Frog Princess notices Monkey164 is cooking)
Frog Princess: HEY!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
Monkey164: Sorry, but I can't let these Frogburgers burn.
Frog Princes: YOUR EATING FROGS?! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! WHY CAN'T YOU EAT VEGTABLES?! YOU ARE SICK!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:22:42 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2009 19:41:39 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Groovy Gal62: Hey Loriane!
Frog Princess: What?!
Groovy Gal62: PURPLE, POLKA-DOTTED, PLUM AND PRUNE, PARFAIT, PLUMP PIE!!!
(A Purple, Polka-Dotted, Plum and Prune, Parfait, Plump Pie appears)
Frog Princess: Not again-!
(The Frog Princess is covered in the Purple, Polka-Dotted, Plum and Prune, Parfait, Plump Pie and turns into a frog)
Frog Princess: Uhh...Ribbit?
Monkey164: GET HER!!! SHE'LL MAKE A HUGE FROGBURGER!!!
(Everyone but Thorblade4 starts chasing the Frog Princess)
Thorblade4: Isn't this considered cannibalism?
Everyone: No.
Thorblade4: (shrugs) Ok.
(The Sandwich Lady appears)
Sandwich Lady: Sandwiches, Pink Punk39!
Pink Punk39: (unconscious) ...
Sandwich Lady: You may take the roll, Pink Punk39!
Pink Punk39: (unconscious) ...
Sandwich Lady: I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE THAT!!!
(Sandwich Lady hits Pink Punk39 and the Frog Princess with a baguette and teleports them to Dark Empire HQ)
Groovy Gal62: Thanks, Mom!
Sandwich Lady: You're welcome dear! Who wants sandwiches?
Everyone but Bono: Me!
Bono: I'll take the cheese.
(Bono takes the cheese)
Sandwich Lady: I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE THAT!!!
(Sandwich Lady hits Bono with a baguette and teleports him to the Cheese Dimension)
Thorblade4: Great... Now we have to go and get him...
Dark Empire HQ...
Frog Princess: I'm sorry, D4rk L0rd. The Sandwich Lady abducted me before I could defeat those noobs.
(Mustkill126 walks in)
Mustkill126: Excuse me, D4rk L0rd. What would you like for dinner?
D4rk L0rd: How about FROG LEGS?!
Frog Princes: AAAAAAAAH!!!
(Sandwich Lady appears)
Sandwich Lady: Sandwiches, Lorianne! (looks at Frog Princess) Say... Aren't you the Lorianne that went with Groovy Gal62 to Random Event School?
Frog Princess: Uhh... Yeah?
Sandwich Lady: I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE THAT!!!
(Sandwich Lady knocks out Frog Princess with baguette)
Lumbridge Swamp Cave...
Frog Princess: Uh... Where am I?
(Sl4y3r walks in)
Sl4y3r: Yes! A frog! Now I can finish my Assignment! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:28:51 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2009 19:45:08 by Blaze Deku

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