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Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 89: Reunion with Blue
Falador...
Thorblade4: I can't believe it's happened again...
Groovy Gal62: I know, but he does look better this way.
(Pink Punk39 is a sea slug)
Pink Punk39: STUPID GLITCH!!!=@
Flameater20: I don't think I can fix this...
Monkey164: Good thing we're so close to the Makeover Mage's.
Thorblade4: Yeah. Let's go.
(Postie Pete appears)
Postie Pete: Mail for-
Bono: Finally! The skullball I've been waiting for!
Postie Pete: What-?!
(Bono kicks Postie Pete into the Wilderness)
Everyone: O_o
Bono: What?!
Wilderness...
Chaos Elemental: Balloon goon must bake far skill pain, Ayu?
Postie Pete: Yup.
Falador...
Thorblade4: Hey, Postie Pete dropped a letter.
(Thorblade4 picks it up and reads it)
Thorblade4: "Dear Thorblade4 and Bono,
I am writing this letter to invite to my new home in Taverley to see my children. Also, I want to get to know your new companions better and hear about what's been going on.
Sincerely,
Blue Dragon"
Bono: Yay! Blue hasn't forgotten us!
Thorblade4: And he's a father!
Groovy Gal62: All in favor of seeing Blue, say "Aye!"
Everyone except Pink Punk39: Aye!
(Everyone runs of to Taverley Dungeon)
Pink Punk39: Hey! What about the glitch?!
(Pink Punk39 waits ten seconds)
Pink Punk39: Fine. Go ahead and see your blue dragon friend. I'll go to Mageover Mage myself.
(Pink Punk39 oozes his way to the Makeover Mage)
Taverley Dungeon...
(The gang walks into to Blue's Cave)
Blue: Bono! Thorblade! I'm so glad you could make it! And just in time for the Gnomebowl too! Come in!
(The gang walks in and Saphira walks in with four Baby Blue Dragons)
Blue: These are my kids. Safire, Azulia, Eragon, and Chomp.
Groovy Gal62: AAAAAHHH!!! THEY'RE SOOOOO CUTE!!!
Blue: Thank you.
Thorblade4: How come Chomp has his name?
(Bono approaches Chomp)
Bono: Who's a good little dragon?
(Bono tickles Chomp and Chomp bites him)
Bono: OW!!! GET HIM OFF!!! GET HIM OFF!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:10:17

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Thorblade4: Never mind...
Chu Master5: Hey, did anyone notice Pink's not here?
Everyone: Nope.
Chu Master5: I wonder what he's doing now?
Falador Park...
(Pink Punk39 oozes by Sir Tiffy Cashien)
Sir Tiffy Cashien: A sea slug!
Pink Punk39: Uh-oh!
(Sir Tiffy Cashien draws his sword)
Sir Tiffy Cashien: Avaunt thee, foul foe!
Pink Punk39: AAAAAAGH!!!
(Pink Punk39 climbs on to Zezima)
Sir Tiffy Cashien: Have you seen a sea slug?
Zezima: No-AAAAGH!!!
Sir Tiffy Cashien: What?
Zezima: Nothing.
Sir Tiffy Cashien: Ok.
(Sir Tiffy Cashien runs past)
Zezima: Yes! I have taken over Zezima's body! I am now the most famous person on RuneScape!
Taverley Dungeon...
(The gang, Blue, Saphira, Safire, Azulia, and Chomp and watching the Gnomebowl on the MTV)
Thorblade4: Come on, Zamorak Hawks! Beat the Runiters!
Blue: Come on Runiters! Beat the Zamorak Hawks!
(??? walks in)
???: Hello Thorblade4 and Bono...
(Thorblade4 and Bono turn aroud)
Thorblade4: Do we know you?
???: Yes... I came in Chapter 75...
Bono: No! It can't be!
???: Yes it is!
Bono: Agrith Na-Na!
???: NO!!! I'm B4l0n3y!
Bono: I would never have guessed that...
B4l0n3y: Becuase of you, I died and lost all my stuff!
Thorblade4: That was Mustkill126.
B4l0n3y: But if Bono wasn't there, Mustkill126 wouldn't have been there to kill me.
Thorblade4: Dude, you seriously need a life!
B4l0n3y: No! I will kill Bono and become the new Noobiest Noob in Rune!
Thorblade4: It's Noobiest Noob in RuneScape! It's only Rune because I couldn't fit Scape in the title.
(Thorblade4 notices B4l0n3y is wearing a Rune Plate)
Thorblade4: How can you wear that Rune Plate when your level 3?!
B4l0n3y: I don't know-!
(Tentacles of runite spring out of B4l0n3y's Rune Platebody and cover him)
B4l0n3y: AAAAGH!!! Help me!!!
Flameater20: I sense great evil from the Rune Platebody...
Thorblade4: I should have guessed.
(Runite appears)
Runite: We're back! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:10:46

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Runite...
Groovy Gal62: What are you doing here?! You should be somewhere in the Grand Exchange!
Runite: We were picked up as a Runite Platebody by B4l0n3y. When he put us on, we fed him the emotions of anger and desire to destroy Bono! Now his usefulness to us is over. We shall have are revenge on you miserable adventuers and Blue!
Thorblade4: Never Runite! We defeated you once! We can defeat you again-!
(Tendrils appear from Runite and capture everyone)
Runite: Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!! We got you! Now you shall die!
Blue: (choking) N-no! S-saphira, S-safire, A-azulia, Er-eragon, Cho-chomp!
Runite: We finally have our revenge! We shall please D4rk L0rd! We shall-!
(Zezima comes in and pushes Runite into the lava)
Runite: NOOOOOO!!!
(Runite melts)
Thorblade4: Wow! Thanks Zezima.
Pink Punk39: Thorblade4, I'm the one you should be thanking! Zezima is under my control!
Chu Master5: Well... Thanks Pink...
Everyone: (mumbles) Thanks Pink...
Pink Punk39: Jerks, They're not happy I saved them...
Dark Empire HQ...
D4rk L0rd: I'm glad Agents R is out of the way. They were pathetic! Even with their powers, they still lost to those adventuers.
Mustkill126: We won't fail you like they did.
Yoshi Xd: No. With our new team, we shall defeat them.
D4rk L0rd: Not to mention the traitor... Mwuhahahahahahaha!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 90: The Betrayal "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:11:13 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2009 19:29:32 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Chapter 90: The Betrayal
Dark Empire HQ...
D4rk L0rd: It is time...
Yoshi Xd: What is time, D4rk L0rd?
D4rk L0rd: It is time to launch the plan that will defeat those meddlesome adventuers.
Mustkill126: Shall I prepare our team, D4rk L0rd?
D4rk L0rd: Yes... Do that. I shall contact our traitor.
(Yoshi Xd and Mustkill126 disappear and a hologram appears)
D4rk L0rd: So my dark agent, how is it going.
???: The noob and his friends don't suspect me yet. Shall we spring the trap now?
D4rk L0rd: Yes. Our team is ready for you to join and to attack the adventuers.
???: Yes master.
(The hologram disappears)
D4rk L0rd: Yes... Now I shall be able to do what my underlings could not... Defeat Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Varrock...
Thorblade4: Ok... So what do you guys wanna do?
Everyone except Bono: I duno...
(Bono sees a piece of cheese)
Bono: Oh boy! Cheese!
(Bono runs toward the piece of cheese, eats it and sees another one closee by)
Bono: Another one!
(Bono runs toward the piece of cheese, eats it and sees another one closee by)
Bono: Another one!
(Bono runs toward the piece of cheese and eats it and sees another one closee by)
Bono: Another one!
(This keeps happening until Bono is led to the alley behind Fake Store That Doesn't Exist)
Thorblade4: Bono! Get back here!
(Thorblade4 runs after Bono)
Groovy Gal62: Thorblade, wait for me!
(Groovy Gal62 runs after Thorblade4)
Pink Punk39: Groovy, come back and give me a kiss!
(Pink Punk39 runs after Groovy Gal62)
Monkey164: Guess we should go after them.
Eggypants 2: Guess so.
Chu Master5: Yeah.
(Monkey164, Eggypants 2, and Chu Master5 run after Pink Punk39)
Flameater20: I sense a trap. We should follow from a distance.
Chaserm1: I agree. The shadows seem restless.
Dark Alley Behind Fake Store That Doesn't Exist...
(The gang is surrounded by darkness)
Thorblade4: Do you guys feel like something's going to happen? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:12:22 - Last edited on 09-Aug-2009 21:53:53 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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*BANG!!!*
Groovy Gal62: Yeah...
(Seven hooded figures appear)
??? #1: Greetings, Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape...
??? #2: Our master sends his regards...
??? #3: He says tonight shall be the day that you die...
??? #4: So are you and your comrades ready to die...?
??? #5: If not, too bad...
??? #6: Because you all shall die...
??? #7: Whether you like it or not...
Thorblade4: Who are you?!
??? #1: I am Evi1 Mag3...
??? #2: I am Mustkill126...
??? #3: I am Arch3r3r...
??? #4: I am Brettyoke49...
??? #5: I am Dark Eggy, the evil twin of Eggypants 2...
??? #6: I am Onob, Eht Tseiboon Boon Ni ScapeRune, the parallel self of Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape...
Thorblade4: And you, ??? #7...?
??? #7: I am the one who betrayed you. The one that lead you into this trap. The one that will be responsible for your defeat! I am-!
(??? #7 rips off his hood)
??? #7: I AM PINK PUNK39!!!
Thorblade4: No...
Groovy Gal62: Why Pink39...
Monkey164: How could you?!
Chu Master5: You backstabber!!!
Eggypants 2: We trusted you...
Bono: I like cheese!
Everyone: O_o
Bono: WHAT?!
Pink Punk39: Prepare to die...
(Evil Mag3 casts Blood Barrage, Ice Barrage, and Smoke Barrage on the gang, Dark Eggy turns into a Mithril Dragon and uses dragonfire on the gang, Arch3r3r shoots the gang with Dragon Arrows (p++), Mustkill126 attacks the gang with Flamebreed, Brettyoke49 attacks the gang with Black, Super, Awesome, Evil, Striped, Spotted, Purple Dragon that can Blow-Up Cities and Slice Bagels, and Pink Punk39 steals there stuff and everyone in the gang except Bono is down to 1hp)
Bono: Die!!!
(Onob attacks Bono with a Armadyl Godsword and Bono is left with 1hp and unconscious)
Thorblade4: BONO!!!
Pink Punk39: Prepare to die!!!
(Pink Punk39 is about to attack when a shadow appears under the gang and captures the gang)
Pink Punk39: NO!!!
(The gang and the shadow disappears)
Evi1 Mag3: They got away!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:12:53

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Pink Punk39: But they won't survive. They have 1hp and are poisoned. They are good as dead.
(D4rk L0rd appears)
D4rk L0rd: Did you kill them...?
Pink Punk39: Yes D4rk L0rd. We killed the adventurers...
D4rk L0rd: What of the noob, Bono...?
Onob: I killed him Master.
(D4rk L0rd attacks Onob with an Ice Blitz)
Onob: AAAAGH!!! Why'd you do that?!
D4rk L0rd: YOU IMBECILE!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING THE NOOB ALIVE!!! I NEED HIM!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RULE RUNESCAPE WITH THE NOOB DEAD?!
Onob: Forgive me, Master.
D4rk L0rd: I want each of you to scour RuneScape and find their bodies. If Bono is dead, then all of you shall join him! If he is alive, bring him to me...
Everyone except D4rk L0rd: Yes, D4rk L0rd.
(Everyone except D4rk L0rd teleports away)
D4rk L0rd: You better be still alive, Bono, for I have a great need for you. One that will let me take total control of RuneScape! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Next Chapter: Chapter 91: Healing of the Hearts "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

17-May-2009 22:14:23

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