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Kimzi Caky

Kimzi Caky

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“Villagers of Draynor!” Corugi posed on top the very table Diango had used to display his wares. It was an impressive sight, nothing less than we have come to expect from our most glorious leader.
“I, the mighty Corugi, have slain the evil vampire!” He roared and pointed the piece of wood up into the night sky. A crowd was quickly gathering and a few cheers could be heard. One of the more sceptical peasants asked, “Do you have any proof? A stick with blood on it can be used for anything.”
“Yeah! Show us proof!” “Prove it!”
“Al right, I was going to be nice and spare you this horrible sight, but you have left me no choice.” Corugi turned around to pick up something laying on the table behind him.
“Behold! A vampire corpse!” He exclaimed in his most dramatic voice, and held up the dried shell of a vampire.
The crowd cheered and celebrated, and our hero decided to use this moment to claim his rightful reward.
“I know you are grateful for my services, and I know you are poor and don't have anything to offer me. Thus I have decided to take nothing from you, and only claim the evil vampire's belongings as my own!”
The gathered villagers cheered again, and celebrations started soon after. A feast that would make a king jealous was held. The best ales and wines flowed freely and people came from all over the kingdom to join in the celebrations.
Corugi took his rightful place in the manor, and had his boxes of Dragon kites moved to the cellar.

A glorious victory, one only one as great as the mighty Corugi himself could achieve.

16-Feb-2011 16:16:09 - Last edited on 16-Feb-2011 18:13:47 by Kimzi Caky

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lol...where do you get that great imagination?
Emporer Corugi - you should now pay your hardworking storyteller, said Kimzi Caky quadruple her weight in gp's, 10,000 onions, and/or gold ore,(her choosing), and entitlement to free room and board at said Draynor Mansion, a room specifically to her choosing and decorated by your humble servant, the Makeover Mage in Falador. Your life is in HER hands...literally...lol

16-Feb-2011 18:07:37 - Last edited on 16-Feb-2011 18:11:53 by [#FK0ZGJR0N]

Kimzi Caky

Kimzi Caky

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I require no reward.
Being allowed to tell the tale of our mighty Emperor, our Lord and Master, the Holy Corugi himself, is the greatest reward anyone could wish for.
But if he wishes to pay me for my services, as is his generous way, he may give me one (or all) of the following items:
- A statue of myself, sitting on the hands of Guthix, Zamorak and Saradomin who raise me towards the heavens in worship.
- A gold piece with my face on both sides, so I can scam noobs in a coin flipping gamble.
- The keys to the Jagex Castle.

16-Feb-2011 18:18:29

Averia Light

Averia Light

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o.o
You killed Diango??????? At least did Corugi steal his HOLY four million nine hundred thousand back?
I is so confused...
And the vampire was already dead???
I must say this leaves more questions than answers. D:
And I swear I'm not going to let her know all the pain I have known

16-Feb-2011 19:43:09

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