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I have an obsession with hermit crabs especially one I made up called Pincho the hermitcrab so here we go
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Characters

Pincho the Hermit Crab: This crazy hermit crab has pinched more humans than any other hermit crab and has learned how to beg like a noob and is on a quest to pinch the Duke of Lumbridge.

Pinchy the Hermit Crab: Pincho's Sworn rival and is on a personal quest to pinch the Duke of Lumbridge before Pincho does. quite simply, he is the unluckiest hermit crab to ever live


Mud916: he is a level 87 and extremely nooby he is also the Duke's bodyguard

Popo: a level 2 noob who tries to scam Pincho of the 30 million gp in Pincho's shell and would like to spend it on his addiction to shrimp at the Grand Exchange.

Mister Clark: A crab who was unfortunate enough to get captured by Mr. Cook he is also the crab equivalant of Pincho

Mr Cook: After the last Lumbridge cook's suicide from eating peanut butter (which he was allergic to) this insane cook begins to prepare to cook his most insane dish ever. Problem is, he needs to steamfry a hermit crab to complete it.


Pinchanya: While she plays a supportive role for Pinchy. she becomes something of a lover for him. her skills as a thief have made her a much sought after asset. Which compensates for the fact that she is the world's ugliest hermit crab. Her mother fought in the Great War against the Crab Empire.

Jad: Well He is not to be confused wth a tzhaar. He is a baby troll who will eat ANYTHING raw but for some odd reason will not eat Pincho and was selected to kill Mus916 for a deal which he scammed the Tzhaar populace with since the two races have long since been allies eversince signing the Treaty of the Old Gods which allows the Tzhaar, who were once agnostics to worship Bandos, he is obligated as the youngest troll in the camp to help his allies get rid of a thorn in the Alliances side for over 50 years.


*******Continuation of list on page 3*
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04-Aug-2011 17:06:56 - Last edited on 19-Mar-2015 18:37:07 by Pink 4 Twink

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Chapter 1: PINCH!

Pincho:Yay! Human to pinch *pinch*

Pincho: oh boy another Human to pinch *Pinch* *done pinching humans for the day*

Pinchy: How many did you pinch today, Pincho?

Pincho: 73 thousand, pinchpinch. And you, Pinchy?

Pinchy: 73 thousand and one pinchpinch

*angry glare from pincho* Pincho: GRRRRR!!! O_o

a hermit crab: the king thought I might find you here. you might want to go home.
*Pincho goes back to Pincho's house*

Hermit crab king: Pincho! Me has finally found someone that you did not pinch yet! pinchpinch

Pincho: who?

Hermit crab king: The Duke of Lumbridge!

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Private chat with Pinchy:

Pincho: Hey, Pinchy! found someone I did not pinch yet :D

Pinchy: Me will pinch him first! You can count on that pinchpinch

*epic music plays*

Pincho: Shut up you stupid musicians *throws an explosive at the band** blows
up
pinchpinch
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04-Aug-2011 17:27:54 - Last edited on 19-Mar-2015 18:39:49 by Pink 4 Twink

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Character Application form
if you want me to add a character here is the application form

Name:
Personal traits:
age:
Friend/enemy of pincho
Aura: good? evil? or Inspired by personal intrest
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04-Aug-2011 19:20:59

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Chapter 1 (Cont.)

Pincho: Ok, me back

*King hermit crab is sleeping* *snores*

King hermit crab: Huh? *wakes up* must have fell asleep when you were Private Chatting with Pinchy. Pinch pinch

King hermit crab: Oh! there is one you absolutely MUST avoid, Pincho!

Pincho: Who?

King hermit crab: A nooby noob who has corrupted the land with his noobyness, his name is Mud916. Nooby isn't it?

Pincho: Very nooby indeed!

King hermit crab: He has 99 strength, has an untrimmed skillcape and absolutely hates hermit crabs.

Pincho: That's impossible! Who could possibly hate a hermit crab?

Random eavesdropping human: I Could...
*Pinch*
Random Evesdropping Human: OW OWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWO!

Pincho: Shut up, human! pinchpinch

Pinchy: Hermit crab going to beat you!

Pincho: No you are not *pinches Pinchy and throws him into Tree Gnome Village

King hermit crab: Try to avoid Mud916.

End of Chapter
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04-Aug-2011 19:50:33 - Last edited on 16-Sep-2019 22:16:15 by Pink 4 Twink

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Lol nice randomness. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with a hermit crab! =0
I don't think the main problem for Pinchy is the noob player. It's the Lumbridge Cook. The Duke might want to steam him nooo!!
Good luck on furthering your story.
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04-Aug-2011 21:05:41

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Chapter 2 The Glory of the Pinch

Pincho: Well I'm off to pinch the Duke

King hermit crab: you need food, Pincho?

Pincho: That is what The Grand Exchange is for! *banks some noted shrimp from his inventory* * unbanks shrimp*

Pincho: Pinch* hates eating Pincho's friends pinchpinch *takes a huge bite *Nomnomnom* mmmm shrimp. Pinchpinch

King hermit crab: Good luck, Pin... OOH SHELL!! *Goes and checks out the shell* Oh, there's a Hermit crab in it! Me fix that! *Pinches Hermit crab and throws it out of it's shell*
*Puts on shell*

Pincho: You don't need luck when you are as crazy and stupid as me!


Pincho: Right then. I'm off to pinch for glory! Plus, hermit crab needs to excercise! You would not believe the Arthytus me has. OOH HUMAN TO PINCH! *pinch*


Meanwhile at Lumbridge Castle

Mister Cook: Cooking has always been my life's passion and now his new bodyguard wants me to cook up the craziest dish yet: Fried decapitated human corpse (legs, and torso included), with hermit crab stuffing as a side along with Jambalaya and with Ranarr seasoning and a dragon torso with cayanne pepper

Mister Cook: Right then. I'm paying a visit to the three headed dragon in that one guy's basement. Plus it will be a good time to watch some noobs get pwned *makes some popcorn* *Goes to dungeon underneath Lumbridge*

Sir Vant: Hey Mr.Cook what can I get ya?
*Noob appears*

Sir Vant: God dammit another noob? Jagex gave me the worst job ever.
Mister Cook: I need a dragon for my dish

Sir Vant: *kills the dragon in the basement* Here you go. and finally the reinforcements arrived!
Right, I'm off to deal with those Zamorakians in Varrock
Mister Cook: No you don't! *Kills Sir Vant and takes his corpse so that he can prepare his dish using his body*
Mister Cook appears back in kitchen*

Mister Cook: Now all we need is a hermit crab! *Looks in every drawer and closet*

Mister Cook: God dammit! No hermit crab? If this keeps happening Mud916 will hang me by my eyeballs!

End of chapter
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04-Aug-2011 23:48:35 - Last edited on 19-Mar-2015 18:58:06 by Pink 4 Twink

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Chapter 3 Pinching For Glory
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Private chat with pinchy

Pincho: hows Tree Gnome Village, Pinchy

Pinchy: It's terrible. they made me the mascot of their stupid store and these damn gnome children wont stop holding me O_o

Gnome child: Hey little guy *picks up Pinchy

*pinch*

Pinchy: Hows your quest to pinch the Duke of Lumbridge

Pincho: Okay, me hearing Rumors that the crazy new Lumbridge cook is looking for a hermit crab to steamfry :( Me no want to die yet

Pinchy: Zoinks!
*Scooby doo appears*

Scooby Doo: Raggy! Rhere are you?

Pinchy: oh shit! *hides in shell*
Pincho: Hey, Scooby *Pinches scooby through private chat
Pinchy: How is that even possible?
Pincho: I know, genius! =)
Pinchy: OOH OGRE TO PINCH! *Pinch*
Ogre: *stomps on Pinchy*
PInchy: *dies*
Ogre: :D
*Pinchy respawns in Pinchville*
Pinchy: I will never Pinch an ogre again pinch pinch
Pincho: Me almost in Varrock, Pinchy
Pinchy: GRRRRRR!!!!! :@
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Chapter 4 Varock

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private chat with Pinch*

Pinchy: Oh no! Pinchy back in Pinchville :(

Pincho: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... OOOH SHELL! *Checks out shell*
Pincho: Omg! 30m gp
Popo: I'll Take that
Pincho: No you wont, *PINCH*
Popo: Ow, Guthix dammit!
*Guthix appears*
Guthix: You called?
Popo: Uh.. No. I just said "Guthix dammit"
*Armadyl appears*
Armadyl: Cussing: 40 years in prison
Noob116: Was that an invisibility spell?
Scammer: Uhh... Yeah it's worth... How much do you have?
Noob116: 100m gp
Scammer: Then that's how much it costs. The spell is invisible so let's do this trade! *Offers a carrot*
Scammer117: The spell is in this carrot.
Noob: Ok. *trades*
Armadyl: Scamming: requires death! *Sets Scammer117 on fire*
Pincho: OOH ARMADYL TO PINCH!!! *PINCH*
Armadyl: Armadyl feels no fear! Armadyl feels no pain!
Pincho: :(

Noob234: PHR33 ST00F P10X!
Noob234: PHR33 ST00f P10X!
Noob234: PHR33 ST00F P10X!
Noob234: PHR33 ST00F P10X!
Armadyl: Spamming: requires death * electrocutes Noob234 to death*
Armadyl: All must obey the law! For I am the God of Law,The Keeper of Order, The...
Lvl 138: Shut up! * uses Darkbow special* *hits a 1*
*Zap* *lvl 138 dies*
Noob457: I'll Kill you, Armadyl!
Armadyl: Threatening a god: requires a fight to the death in the Duel Arena!!! *Teleports himself and Noob457 to the Duel Arena*
Guthix: This should be good!
Pincho: OOOH GUTHIX TO PINCH!!! *PINCH*
Guthix: Ow! Dammit!
Armadyl: Cussing from a god: 40 years in Azerath
Guthix: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *Goes to Azerath*
Armadyl: Don't worry, his brother Zamorak is there too...
Guthix: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bandos appears*
Bandos: I thought I might watch this noob get pwned! :D
*Noob457hit's a 4000*
*Armadyl dies*
Armadyl: Killing a god carries the punishment of the banhammer *Banhammers noob*
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06-Aug-2011 18:59:03 - Last edited on 16-Sep-2019 22:23:35 by Pink 4 Twink

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====:Chapter 5:==== Pinchy Gets a Date

===Meanwhile in Pinchville===

Hermit crab 1: Hermit crabs , it is time for the annual Pinchville Prom, the most interesting time in our little village... besides watching Pincho pinch every single human he sees. pinchpinch

Hermit crab 2: Whoever wins the title of Hermit Crab Prom King and Hermit Crab Prom Queen shall get a free Teleport to Varrock Tablet.

Pinchy: me could use that Tablet!

Hermit crab 1: There is only one catch: YOU MUST.... HAVE....

Pinchy: Yes?
Hermit Crab 1: A......
Pinchy: *Chews claws* Yes? Yes?!
Hermit crab 1: DATE..........
Pinchy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

(2 hours later)
Pinchy: Well after being Rejected by almost every Hermit crab female, me narrows it down to 3 hermit crabs

Pinchy: First up is Pinchla. :D
*walks over to Pinchla*
Pinchy: Hi ,Pinchla! wanna go to the Pinchville Prom?
Pinchla: Sorry, me taken!
Pincho: By whom?
Pinchla: By Pinchnio.
Pinchy: Uh oh! That big giant hermit crab who bullied Pincho and I back in Hermit Crab Grade School? The one who hung us by our underwear on the flag pole?
Pinchla: Yup!
Pinchnio: Pinchla... Ready to... Pinchy!!! :D
Pinchy: Just get it over with...
Pinchnio: What are you talking about im a changed crab
Pinchy: Really? :D
Pinchnio: No! Me messing around with you *Gives Pinchy a black eye and throws him out the window*
Pinchy: :@
Pinchy: Ok, Check!
Pinchy: Alright Pinchlia must be the one! :)
*walks over to Pinchlia*
Pinchy: Hi Pinchlia! wanna go to the Pinchville Prom?
Pinchlia: Sorry, me has a girlfriend! Me too busy to go
Pinchy: Ok... Check
Pinchy: *Gulp* T-the only hermit crab left is her... Pinchanya, the ugliest hermit crab in Pinchville :(
*Pinchanya is eating onions*
Pinchy: Hi, Pinchanya, wanna go to the Pinchville... *Pinchanya breaths on Pinchy*
Pinchy *sniff *sniff*
*dies*
*Respawns in Pinchville*
Pinchanya: Sure
Pinchy: :D Hermit crab got hermit crab's date Oh me going to regret this!
to be continued
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10-Aug-2011 23:49:55 - Last edited on 19-Mar-2015 19:32:03 by Pink 4 Twink

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Here's another idea for you.
Pincho meets Braximus Prime (god of cabbage) and Braximus commands Pincho to preform a task to save the world. Instead, Pincho just pinches Braximus and his claw gets super powers from the pinch! Angrily, Braximus throws him to KBD, but Pincho 1 hit koes KBD with his claw of death.
Pincho now realizes his destiny. You choose.
Ex: End world hunger-cow killing spree
Destroy all evil-hunt down every fisherman alive
etc
But he can lose his power but for only one reason: Burnt bread. The noob knows of this weakness and is going to hunt Pincho and steal his power. :0
Hope this helps inspire you.
<SilentDawn>

16-Aug-2011 03:31:05

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