“Hey Chris, don’t you think this suits Alex?”
“Wait! What suits me?”
Linksona sighed, and despite his better judgment, turned around to look at the rest of his group, then sighed more deeply at what he saw.
“Alex,” commented Chris, after a moment of silence, “There’s a pink bow in your hair.”
“What?!” shouted Alex, “Hekate, how did you?!”
“Remember when I said there was something in your hair, and offered to get it out?” asked Hekate, “I lied. But, don’t worry, it was for a greater cause!”
“Such as?” asked Alex, as his face turning red.
“My amusement,” replied Hekate.
“Hekate, I’m going to kill you!” shouted Alex.
“Says the boy with a bow in his hair,” Hekate teased.
Alex’s face got even redder at this comment, and he quickly snatched the bow and tried to pull it out of his hair, failing miserably.
“Oh, did I forget to mention?” asked Hekate, “I wove your hair through that, if you pull it out, you’ll be taking a chunk of hair with it, but since you can*t see the way I wove it, someone else will have to unweave it. Don‘t worry though; I volunteer to get it out.”
“You’re not coming with three feet of me ever again!” retorted Alex.
“Then which do you choose, bow or bald spot?” laughed Hekate.
“He won’t have to choose either,” said Chris, “I’ll get it out.”
“Thank you,” sighed Alex.
“Just hold still,” instructed Chris as he began trying to undo Hekate’s ridiculous knots.
“Alex makes a pretty girl, doesn’t he, Chris?” asked Hekate, embarrassing Alex all the more. As Hekate was about to make another stupid comment, she felt something fly by her head, and turned in shock to see Chris’ halberd embedded in a tree next to her.
“Hekate,” Chris said, smiling at her, “Please shut up, and stop picking on Alex, okay?”
“Sheesh,” said Hekate, never learning, “What are you, her boyfriend or something?”
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23-Jun-2010 03:07:11