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Pincho the Hermit Crab Part II
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Part 3
Pinchatoshi and Emo Muslim are at the gates of Al Kharid*
Pinchatoshi: What do you mean me can't enter?
Border Guard: I'm sorry, I cannot allow a hermit crab into Al Kharid. People came here so that they won't get pinched every day by thrill seeking hermit crabs and-
*PINCH* owowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowow!
Pinchatoshi: how about now?
Border guard: um...... no?
*PINCH*
Border Guard: OWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWO!
Pinchatoshi: how about now *clims up the guard's leg* *muffled voice
Pinchatoshi's muffled voice: How bout now?
Border Guard: please don't pinch my nuts, please don't... not the nuts
Pinchatoshi: can me go through, then?
Guard: no.
*PINCH*
Border Guard: YA*OW!!!
Pinchatoshi: how bout *-
Border guard: yes.... you can go through!!
Pinchatoshi: thank you! *gives the Guard a "good bye" pinch*
Border Guard: YAAAAAAOW!
Emo muslim: that was unnesessary...
Pinchatoshi: well you just sat there and did nothing.
Emo Muslim: I had no money! spent it all on explosives for blowing up my evil counterpart!
Pinchatoshi: suuure..pinchpinch
Emo muslim: Anyway, let's get going
Border guard that Pinchatoshi pinched: HALT, no money no entrance!
*Emo muslim teleports the Border guard deep into the wilderness* * Border guard gets horribly murdered by a revenant ork*
* Emo muslim and Pinchatoshi go through al Kharid*
Pinchatoshi: *sniff* *sniff* mmmm, what is that WONDERFUL smell?!
Emo Muslim: Kebabs, the most fat filled Arabic Garbage on the face of runescape, they sometimes come horribly prepared.
Pinchatoshi: me hungry
Emo Muslim: fine i'll "buy" one
*Emo muslim walks up to the kebab guy*
Emo Muslim: One Kebab please
Pinchatoshi: make it spicy please!
Kebab Guy: Sure thing: that'll be 10 gp please *gives Emo Muslim the Kebab*
Emo Muslim: sure let me just get my Pouch of... RUNES Haha *Teleports the Kebab guy deep into the wilderness where he is quite brually murdered by the Same Revenant ork that killed the guard*
end of part 3
Emo Muslim: here ya go! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Pinchatoshi and Emo Muslim are at the gates of Al Kharid*
Pinchatoshi: What do you mean me can't enter?
Border Guard: I'm sorry, I cannot allow a hermit crab into Al Kharid. People came here so that they won't get pinched every day by thrill seeking hermit crabs and-
*PINCH* owowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowow!
Pinchatoshi: how about now?
Border guard: um...... no?
*PINCH*
Border Guard: OWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWO!
Pinchatoshi: how about now *clims up the guard's leg* *muffled voice
Pinchatoshi's muffled voice: How bout now?
Border Guard: please don't pinch my nuts, please don't... not the nuts
Pinchatoshi: can me go through, then?
Guard: no.
*PINCH*
Border Guard: YA*OW!!!
Pinchatoshi: how bout *-
Border guard: yes.... you can go through!!
Pinchatoshi: thank you! *gives the Guard a "good bye" pinch*
Border Guard: YAAAAAAOW!
Emo muslim: that was unnesessary...
Pinchatoshi: well you just sat there and did nothing.
Emo Muslim: I had no money! spent it all on explosives for blowing up my evil counterpart!
Pinchatoshi: suuure..pinchpinch
Emo muslim: Anyway, let's get going
Border guard that Pinchatoshi pinched: HALT, no money no entrance!
*Emo muslim teleports the Border guard deep into the wilderness* * Border guard gets horribly murdered by a revenant ork*
* Emo muslim and Pinchatoshi go through al Kharid*
Pinchatoshi: *sniff* *sniff* mmmm, what is that WONDERFUL smell?!
Emo Muslim: Kebabs, the most fat filled Arabic Garbage on the face of runescape, they sometimes come horribly prepared.
Pinchatoshi: me hungry
Emo Muslim: fine i'll "buy" one
*Emo muslim walks up to the kebab guy*
Emo Muslim: One Kebab please
Pinchatoshi: make it spicy please!
Kebab Guy: Sure thing: that'll be 10 gp please *gives Emo Muslim the Kebab*
Emo Muslim: sure let me just get my Pouch of... RUNES Haha *Teleports the Kebab guy deep into the wilderness where he is quite brually murdered by the Same Revenant ork that killed the guard*
end of part 3
Emo Muslim: here ya go! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
05-Sep-2014 03:21:46 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2014 03:28:43 by Pink 4 Twink
*Pinchatoshi eats the kebab*
*It's so spicy, that Pinchatoshi breaths fire at emo muslim and melts his face off*
Emo Muslim: * sigh* making this really difficult you are... * uses lunar magiks and regenerates his face*
Pinchatoshi: *sees three blind trolls* what are they doing here
Emo muslim: is that? *squints* it is.. We have to be very careful. Ever heard of the infamous troll witches Crog, Drog, Zog, and Smog?
Pinchatoshi: uh huh. they attacked Pinchville twenty years ago, luckily the hermit crab wizards countered their magicks with hermit crab shell magicks. In fact, one of the wizards was Pincho's father. He was the only hermit crab to die in that assault.
*At Crog, Drog and Zog*
Crog: Sisters, as head of this group, Crog says that we get some grub.
Drog: I second that! AND WHO MADE YOU HEAD OF THE GROUP?!
Zog: Oh shut up, you two! or Zog smash your heads with club! I do have the eye, remember
Crog: I did! we voted on it
Zog: we did, and we used majority vote against you and won.
Crog: Or did you? Since I'm Crog, My vote counts as three separate votes. So I win
Drog: That's not how any of this works, C***
*rog: Oh yes it does! *brings out contracts that they signed*
Zog: *puts the eye in her socket*
Crog: it's in the fine print.
Zog: hmmm "As Crog's sister, you are required to give Crog triple voting power ADDENDUM: henceforth, Zog, Drog and Smog must submit authority to Crog, under pain of being shanked with a rusted crossbow bolt"
Zog and Drog: *Both of them are so angry that they destroy half of the town with their potent magicks
*Back to Emo Muslim*
Emo Muslim: Oh no! My beautiful city.
*Al Kharid is in flames*
*Crog Drog And Zog raid every restaurant in Al Kharid, take all the food and run*
Emo Muslim: Oh Allah preserve us, RUN, They're coming this way!
Emo Muslim runs with Pinchatoshi in his hand
Crog: takes the eye *sees Emo Muslim running*
Crog: He looks rich. GIRlS, Let's follow him! See where he goes
Zog: And rob and murder him?
crog: yes Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
*It's so spicy, that Pinchatoshi breaths fire at emo muslim and melts his face off*
Emo Muslim: * sigh* making this really difficult you are... * uses lunar magiks and regenerates his face*
Pinchatoshi: *sees three blind trolls* what are they doing here
Emo muslim: is that? *squints* it is.. We have to be very careful. Ever heard of the infamous troll witches Crog, Drog, Zog, and Smog?
Pinchatoshi: uh huh. they attacked Pinchville twenty years ago, luckily the hermit crab wizards countered their magicks with hermit crab shell magicks. In fact, one of the wizards was Pincho's father. He was the only hermit crab to die in that assault.
*At Crog, Drog and Zog*
Crog: Sisters, as head of this group, Crog says that we get some grub.
Drog: I second that! AND WHO MADE YOU HEAD OF THE GROUP?!
Zog: Oh shut up, you two! or Zog smash your heads with club! I do have the eye, remember
Crog: I did! we voted on it
Zog: we did, and we used majority vote against you and won.
Crog: Or did you? Since I'm Crog, My vote counts as three separate votes. So I win
Drog: That's not how any of this works, C***
*rog: Oh yes it does! *brings out contracts that they signed*
Zog: *puts the eye in her socket*
Crog: it's in the fine print.
Zog: hmmm "As Crog's sister, you are required to give Crog triple voting power ADDENDUM: henceforth, Zog, Drog and Smog must submit authority to Crog, under pain of being shanked with a rusted crossbow bolt"
Zog and Drog: *Both of them are so angry that they destroy half of the town with their potent magicks
*Back to Emo Muslim*
Emo Muslim: Oh no! My beautiful city.
*Al Kharid is in flames*
*Crog Drog And Zog raid every restaurant in Al Kharid, take all the food and run*
Emo Muslim: Oh Allah preserve us, RUN, They're coming this way!
Emo Muslim runs with Pinchatoshi in his hand
Crog: takes the eye *sees Emo Muslim running*
Crog: He looks rich. GIRlS, Let's follow him! See where he goes
Zog: And rob and murder him?
crog: yes Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
17-Sep-2014 04:54:55
Among the troll witches? Yes
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
12-Oct-2014 04:05:21
Time to introduce my new character a*p
Name: Koko the Coconut Crab
Age: 64
Friend of Pincho/ Enemy of Pincho/ inspired by personal interest: none of the above, she doesn't even know Pincho
Aura: good/evil/ inspired by personal interest: inspired by personal interest Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Name: Koko the Coconut Crab
Age: 64
Friend of Pincho/ Enemy of Pincho/ inspired by personal interest: none of the above, she doesn't even know Pincho
Aura: good/evil/ inspired by personal interest: inspired by personal interest Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
12-Oct-2014 04:11:18
The Coconut Crab Village: a general description of life and culture of Coconut Crabs
The Coconut Crab Village is more like a fortress. Contained within an abandoned human fort, The village is safe from everything except birds. The Coconut Crabs have called this place home for nearly 90 years. With heavy stone brick and walls that are impossible to climb or be launched over with zombie hermit crab catapults, the village is very safe.
Coconut Crabs revere their coconuts, like a hermit crab reveres his shell: fanatically. As a portable home, and as a food source, Coconut Crabs will defend their coconuts with their lives. In fact, they get extremely irritated when anyone that isn't a coconut crab is near a tree bearing coconuts, and will often chase the so called "coconut thief" out of the area. As such, Most creatures avoid coconut crabs.
Life in the Coconut Crab village is a simple one. Every day, the coconut crab children tend to the giant coconut tree growing in the center of the village, which the locals call the " Coconut God's Tree". The children groom it, and tend to diseased leaves and wood, they trim the roots so that, they do not gnarl. Then, when a coconut( or several coconuts) is ready for harvesting, a very lucky Coconut Crab is chosen to climb up the tree and cut the coconut loose, which is a great honor, as he cuts down the coconut, he is remindedof what his ancestors once did, and the discent is marked with pondering thought. Once the Coconut Crab is back on the ground, he is marked as an adult. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
The Coconut Crab Village is more like a fortress. Contained within an abandoned human fort, The village is safe from everything except birds. The Coconut Crabs have called this place home for nearly 90 years. With heavy stone brick and walls that are impossible to climb or be launched over with zombie hermit crab catapults, the village is very safe.
Coconut Crabs revere their coconuts, like a hermit crab reveres his shell: fanatically. As a portable home, and as a food source, Coconut Crabs will defend their coconuts with their lives. In fact, they get extremely irritated when anyone that isn't a coconut crab is near a tree bearing coconuts, and will often chase the so called "coconut thief" out of the area. As such, Most creatures avoid coconut crabs.
Life in the Coconut Crab village is a simple one. Every day, the coconut crab children tend to the giant coconut tree growing in the center of the village, which the locals call the " Coconut God's Tree". The children groom it, and tend to diseased leaves and wood, they trim the roots so that, they do not gnarl. Then, when a coconut( or several coconuts) is ready for harvesting, a very lucky Coconut Crab is chosen to climb up the tree and cut the coconut loose, which is a great honor, as he cuts down the coconut, he is remindedof what his ancestors once did, and the discent is marked with pondering thought. Once the Coconut Crab is back on the ground, he is marked as an adult. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
12-Oct-2014 04:45:40 - Last edited on 13-Oct-2014 21:34:42 by Pink 4 Twink
*In the Coconut Crab Village*
*Coconut Crab Guard sees about 10,000 hermit crab refugees amassing outside the village*
Coconut Crab Guard: HALT!!! Pinchpinch, why are there so many hermit crabs coming here?! Here to steal our precious coconuts, is you! And for the love of Mr. Crab God, please put shells on!
Hermit Crab Refugee: Have you not heard, we hermit crabs are under attack.
Coco*nut Crab Guard: And you think that coming here will keep you safe?
Hermit Crab: We wouldn't come here if we weren't desperate.
Coconut Crab Guard: You will not be getting through. We made it clear to all hermit crabs that they will not be welcome should they come back. We have not changed our minds. Not after the fact that you stole a coconut from us.
Hermit Crab: But- But we love you mister coconut crab noble lord pinchpinch *gives the coconut crab "the look"*
Coconut Crab Guards: Oh no! Not THAT look! Quick! Look away before it enraptures us!
???: STOP THIS NONSENSE!
Coconut Crab: Koko, please leave this to the guards.
Koko: Kokoa, Please don't tell me what to do. We can't turn down the desperate even if they are hermit crabs.
Coconut Crab Guard: Yeah, She's right. If we let them in, then we can kill them as they sleep -- it's a win-win situation!
Hermit crab: Do not talk about us as if we are not here.
Koko: No, Kokon, That is a lose-lose situation. If we start killing refugees, It gives the hermit crabs reason to go to war with US. You'd get us all killed for something as simple as old war wounds. We wouldn't survive a week! even with all the coconuts we have available for food.
Kokon: Grrrrrr.
Koko: Let them in -- for now.
Kokon: *sigh* come on in... BUT MIND YOURSELVES AROUND THE COCONUT TREE!!! IF WE FIND ONE HERMIT CRAB TRYING TO STEAL OUR FOOD, WE'LL PINCH THE PINCHING PINCH OUT OF YOU!!!
Hermit crab refugees:
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
*Coconut Crab Guard sees about 10,000 hermit crab refugees amassing outside the village*
Coconut Crab Guard: HALT!!! Pinchpinch, why are there so many hermit crabs coming here?! Here to steal our precious coconuts, is you! And for the love of Mr. Crab God, please put shells on!
Hermit Crab Refugee: Have you not heard, we hermit crabs are under attack.
Coco*nut Crab Guard: And you think that coming here will keep you safe?
Hermit Crab: We wouldn't come here if we weren't desperate.
Coconut Crab Guard: You will not be getting through. We made it clear to all hermit crabs that they will not be welcome should they come back. We have not changed our minds. Not after the fact that you stole a coconut from us.
Hermit Crab: But- But we love you mister coconut crab noble lord pinchpinch *gives the coconut crab "the look"*
Coconut Crab Guards: Oh no! Not THAT look! Quick! Look away before it enraptures us!
???: STOP THIS NONSENSE!
Coconut Crab: Koko, please leave this to the guards.
Koko: Kokoa, Please don't tell me what to do. We can't turn down the desperate even if they are hermit crabs.
Coconut Crab Guard: Yeah, She's right. If we let them in, then we can kill them as they sleep -- it's a win-win situation!
Hermit crab: Do not talk about us as if we are not here.
Koko: No, Kokon, That is a lose-lose situation. If we start killing refugees, It gives the hermit crabs reason to go to war with US. You'd get us all killed for something as simple as old war wounds. We wouldn't survive a week! even with all the coconuts we have available for food.
Kokon: Grrrrrr.
Koko: Let them in -- for now.
Kokon: *sigh* come on in... BUT MIND YOURSELVES AROUND THE COCONUT TREE!!! IF WE FIND ONE HERMIT CRAB TRYING TO STEAL OUR FOOD, WE'LL PINCH THE PINCHING PINCH OUT OF YOU!!!
Hermit crab refugees:
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
18-Oct-2014 23:51:17 - Last edited on 18-Oct-2014 23:54:05 by Pink 4 Twink
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