Chapter 4: The Battle for Pinchtowne
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20-Feb-2015 19:03:27
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Pincho the Hermit Crab Part II
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Part 1
*Pinchliam is pacing back and forth*
Pinchliam: What to do about the geckos, what to do about the geckos, what to do about the-
Shelly: Pinchliam.
Pinchliam: GAH! *hides in shell* *comes out and sees the torch on the wall* Aha! Geckos hate fire!
Shelly: They will be wearing fire proof armor
Pinchliam: Damn it! *starts pacing again
Shelly: Your Pinchyness!
Pinchi: Pinchliam, Shelly has a solution to the geckos
Shelly: *shows a bomb*
*Pinchliam is staring at the bomb*
Pinchliam: what good does one bomb do?
Shelly: not just one bomb, thousands of them this is a cricket bomb, it will cause the geckos to run off in search for food
Pinchliam: leaving the Zombies down for the count.
Pinchliam: *looks out the window* hmm... there are a lot of refugees down there
Shelly: *gets out her binoculars and scans the area* Oh, No, There already here!
Zombie hermit crab: BRAIIIIIIIIINSSSS.......... heh and shells!
Zombie hermit crab commander: *through a megaphone Attention, hermit crabs of Pinchtowne, your brains are now forfeit! pinchpinch prepare to be pinched quite brutally and mercilessly
*Zombie hermit crabs stick their tiny thumbtacks in the air and start stabbing at the sand wall*
Zombie hermit crabs: ugh, nyerk, NYERK.
*Back To Shelly*
Shelly: Better get the defenders ready. this is going to be one hell of a fight.
Pinchliam: puts on his leg armor and eye-helm
*At Mister Clark's location*
Mister Clark: is holding two zombie hermit crabs by the shell
Zombie hermit crab1: put us down you stupid crab so that we can pinch you and therefore turn you into a zombie!!
Zombie hermit crab2: Join the Dark Side of the Pinch.
Mister Clark: *Throws them into over the edge of the stairs
Zombie hermit crab 1&2 at the same time: *BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINSSSS
Mister Clark: *signals two hermit crab children to come to him*
Mister Clark: me need you to plant this bomb at the edge right edge of that building. It will tumble over, blocking the path.
Hermit crab child: yes sir Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
*Pinchliam is pacing back and forth*
Pinchliam: What to do about the geckos, what to do about the geckos, what to do about the-
Shelly: Pinchliam.
Pinchliam: GAH! *hides in shell* *comes out and sees the torch on the wall* Aha! Geckos hate fire!
Shelly: They will be wearing fire proof armor
Pinchliam: Damn it! *starts pacing again
Shelly: Your Pinchyness!
Pinchi: Pinchliam, Shelly has a solution to the geckos
Shelly: *shows a bomb*
*Pinchliam is staring at the bomb*
Pinchliam: what good does one bomb do?
Shelly: not just one bomb, thousands of them this is a cricket bomb, it will cause the geckos to run off in search for food
Pinchliam: leaving the Zombies down for the count.
Pinchliam: *looks out the window* hmm... there are a lot of refugees down there
Shelly: *gets out her binoculars and scans the area* Oh, No, There already here!
Zombie hermit crab: BRAIIIIIIIIINSSSS.......... heh and shells!
Zombie hermit crab commander: *through a megaphone Attention, hermit crabs of Pinchtowne, your brains are now forfeit! pinchpinch prepare to be pinched quite brutally and mercilessly
*Zombie hermit crabs stick their tiny thumbtacks in the air and start stabbing at the sand wall*
Zombie hermit crabs: ugh, nyerk, NYERK.
*Back To Shelly*
Shelly: Better get the defenders ready. this is going to be one hell of a fight.
Pinchliam: puts on his leg armor and eye-helm
*At Mister Clark's location*
Mister Clark: is holding two zombie hermit crabs by the shell
Zombie hermit crab1: put us down you stupid crab so that we can pinch you and therefore turn you into a zombie!!
Zombie hermit crab2: Join the Dark Side of the Pinch.
Mister Clark: *Throws them into over the edge of the stairs
Zombie hermit crab 1&2 at the same time: *BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINSSSS
Mister Clark: *signals two hermit crab children to come to him*
Mister Clark: me need you to plant this bomb at the edge right edge of that building. It will tumble over, blocking the path.
Hermit crab child: yes sir Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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Mister Clark: Just remember: If you see a zombie, run!
*Hermit crab children sneak the bomb to the edge of the building Mister Clark Mentioned. One of the hermit crab children served as a distraction for the zombie hermit crabs, The hermit crab child threw a rock at the zombie hermit crab, causeing int to chase the Hermit crab Child. The child was captured and killed... and turned into a zombie*
*Mister Clark signals the surving child to come to him*
Mister Clark blows up the bomb and the building tumbles over, blocking the entrance.
Hermit crab child: Me scared!
Mister Clark: me know you are. but you are also very brave, I have another task for you.
*Back up to Shelly*
Shelly:* Shelly Is looking out the window and sees
Mister Clark talking to the little kid* What on Runescape is Mister Pinch doing?
Pinchliam: It looks like he's buying us time. he is the crab over there, isnt he?
Shelly: yeah
*Mister Pinch is giving the kid some seaweed*
Pinchliam: Get our cannons up there on the battlements.
Pregnant hermit crab soldier: yes sir, MOVE IT MEN!
*18 hermit crabs are moving out their cannons*
*Back to Mister Clark*
Hermit crab child: you want me to climb up to the great torch?
Mister Clark: and light it, yes. It will signal reinforcements, from other villages.
Hermit Crab child: ah. Got it.
Mister Clark: What's your name, kid?
Hermit Crab child: Pinchamir, and yours
Mister Clark: Crabert Clark Pinch, But I just go by Mister Clark.
Pinchamir: right, better get climbing *starts climbing the tower
*Meanwhile the Cannons are firing at the zombie horde
2 hours later *Back to Pinchamir*
Pinchamir: Almost made it to the top... There *lights a match and sets the Great Torch on fire
*200 miles away*
Lobsters and Shrimp Generals are talking Politics with Kokon
Shrimp General: Hmm.. Shrimp thinks that the hermit crabs are in danger
Lobster General: This one thinks we should help. it wants to help
Kokon: me gets a coconut crab scouting party Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
*Hermit crab children sneak the bomb to the edge of the building Mister Clark Mentioned. One of the hermit crab children served as a distraction for the zombie hermit crabs, The hermit crab child threw a rock at the zombie hermit crab, causeing int to chase the Hermit crab Child. The child was captured and killed... and turned into a zombie*
*Mister Clark signals the surving child to come to him*
Mister Clark blows up the bomb and the building tumbles over, blocking the entrance.
Hermit crab child: Me scared!
Mister Clark: me know you are. but you are also very brave, I have another task for you.
*Back up to Shelly*
Shelly:* Shelly Is looking out the window and sees
Mister Clark talking to the little kid* What on Runescape is Mister Pinch doing?
Pinchliam: It looks like he's buying us time. he is the crab over there, isnt he?
Shelly: yeah
*Mister Pinch is giving the kid some seaweed*
Pinchliam: Get our cannons up there on the battlements.
Pregnant hermit crab soldier: yes sir, MOVE IT MEN!
*18 hermit crabs are moving out their cannons*
*Back to Mister Clark*
Hermit crab child: you want me to climb up to the great torch?
Mister Clark: and light it, yes. It will signal reinforcements, from other villages.
Hermit Crab child: ah. Got it.
Mister Clark: What's your name, kid?
Hermit Crab child: Pinchamir, and yours
Mister Clark: Crabert Clark Pinch, But I just go by Mister Clark.
Pinchamir: right, better get climbing *starts climbing the tower
*Meanwhile the Cannons are firing at the zombie horde
2 hours later *Back to Pinchamir*
Pinchamir: Almost made it to the top... There *lights a match and sets the Great Torch on fire
*200 miles away*
Lobsters and Shrimp Generals are talking Politics with Kokon
Shrimp General: Hmm.. Shrimp thinks that the hermit crabs are in danger
Lobster General: This one thinks we should help. it wants to help
Kokon: me gets a coconut crab scouting party Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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Starting a new story today called Crime of The Sentry
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*At the site of Wildman's Stone*
Pinchatoshi: This is Wildman's Stone? It's hardly anything but a boulder.
Emo Muslim: Well that's because it is buried under 200 pounds of sand. It has only been 800,000 years since this place was last used, If I remember right, there is a tunnel right around....*Feels the sand on the ground* *pushes on a cactus and the ground opens, revealing a passage* there.
Pinchatoshi: lets head in. *Emo Muslim heads in with Pinchatoshi in his hand*
*The cave is dark, but some shafts of light pierce the veil of darkness just enough so that one can see moss hanging from the ceiling and from the stalagmites at the end of the corner is a rusted over lever. *Emo Muslim presses the lever down once he reaches it* wall opens up to reveal a desecrated library
*Ghost apprears*
Ghost: Haaaaaalt! pinchpinch befooooore you enterrrrr, hear my taaaale pinchpinch
Pinchatoshi: do we have to? pinchpinch
ghost: yeees! or all everyone is dooomed!!! I was the Hermit crab known as Pinchtopher. The one who sealed the Dark God, Daurauphinsea inside my shell. Thinking that the barrier created would be able to silence him for good. What we we didn't know was his ability to influence followers from in between realms. It was as if we gave him the key to his own cell. from the shell he could influence enemies from near and far. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Pinchatoshi: This is Wildman's Stone? It's hardly anything but a boulder.
Emo Muslim: Well that's because it is buried under 200 pounds of sand. It has only been 800,000 years since this place was last used, If I remember right, there is a tunnel right around....*Feels the sand on the ground* *pushes on a cactus and the ground opens, revealing a passage* there.
Pinchatoshi: lets head in. *Emo Muslim heads in with Pinchatoshi in his hand*
*The cave is dark, but some shafts of light pierce the veil of darkness just enough so that one can see moss hanging from the ceiling and from the stalagmites at the end of the corner is a rusted over lever. *Emo Muslim presses the lever down once he reaches it* wall opens up to reveal a desecrated library
*Ghost apprears*
Ghost: Haaaaaalt! pinchpinch befooooore you enterrrrr, hear my taaaale pinchpinch
Pinchatoshi: do we have to? pinchpinch
ghost: yeees! or all everyone is dooomed!!! I was the Hermit crab known as Pinchtopher. The one who sealed the Dark God, Daurauphinsea inside my shell. Thinking that the barrier created would be able to silence him for good. What we we didn't know was his ability to influence followers from in between realms. It was as if we gave him the key to his own cell. from the shell he could influence enemies from near and far. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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Pinchatoshi: hold on, me thought his name was Wildman
Pinchtopher's ghost: wait, my name was forgotten? Me guess that makes sense. stories fade in originality each time they are told. But let me continue. We thought we had defeated the Dark One, but when we let our guard down, he turned two of my most trusted friends mad. They attacked and killed me, I watched my army from above turn on itself. The army was routed because everyone was killing each other. My Human Champion, Urgthag carried the shell to the forest of doom where it still is today. This tale was supposed to be preserved throughout the ages, but the Rimni Tribe do not record tales on paper, they preserve the lore and tell it throughout the generations. The Moral and purpose of the story: Prison for this deceiver is as dangerous as him being free. he will attempt to instill anarchy in the ranks of armies, he will manipulate the trust of squadrons he will attempt to instill doubt, apathy, and ultimately... mutiny. It is how he has always won.. In my cycle, and previous cycles before, and now 800,000 years since my cycle. it is about to happen again. in your time.
Pinchatoshi: what purpose would this madgod have to do this to people?
Pinchtopher: Goals? This is simply how he has fun: by wiping out entire civilizations through subtle manipulation. To combat him, you must accept that everything you know about your world is a lie.
Pinchatoshi: Wait, He kills for fun?
Pinchtopher: he is a madgod, his purpose has been corrupted, Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Pinchtopher's ghost: wait, my name was forgotten? Me guess that makes sense. stories fade in originality each time they are told. But let me continue. We thought we had defeated the Dark One, but when we let our guard down, he turned two of my most trusted friends mad. They attacked and killed me, I watched my army from above turn on itself. The army was routed because everyone was killing each other. My Human Champion, Urgthag carried the shell to the forest of doom where it still is today. This tale was supposed to be preserved throughout the ages, but the Rimni Tribe do not record tales on paper, they preserve the lore and tell it throughout the generations. The Moral and purpose of the story: Prison for this deceiver is as dangerous as him being free. he will attempt to instill anarchy in the ranks of armies, he will manipulate the trust of squadrons he will attempt to instill doubt, apathy, and ultimately... mutiny. It is how he has always won.. In my cycle, and previous cycles before, and now 800,000 years since my cycle. it is about to happen again. in your time.
Pinchatoshi: what purpose would this madgod have to do this to people?
Pinchtopher: Goals? This is simply how he has fun: by wiping out entire civilizations through subtle manipulation. To combat him, you must accept that everything you know about your world is a lie.
Pinchatoshi: Wait, He kills for fun?
Pinchtopher: he is a madgod, his purpose has been corrupted, Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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Emo Muslim: This contradicts everything known About Daurauphinsea. Why is that?
Pinchtopher: He is a deceiver, each cycle is different. In my cycle he took the form of a mad jester and enslaved the mind of the Chieftain. He strikes when people least expect it,,, or when they see through his ruse and start asking questions. He is actually the Dragon God of Death, Deceit, and Misery. What do the Rimni Tribe tell of him?
Pinchatoshi: that he rose alongside Zamorak, It appears that the Rimni Tribe lie to us at every turn.
Emo Muslim: or someone told the story differently one day, and that is what the story became.
Pinchtopher: It seems then that someone had either a terrible memory, or he/ she had reason to change the story. That being the case, let me tell you the full story, The 5th year of Chieftain Agznar was the bloodiest of his rule, having instigated a' major feud' as he called it, but it was really a civil war. And upon killing his father, assuming his father's position , and killing all but one of his siblings, who escaped to his sought the refuge of another clan, And in which the Battle of Red River, the bloodiest battle of this 'feuds' history had taken place. Agznar was weary and in need of comedic relief, and so hired on the greatest jokester in the newly created jester profession for some comedic relief. This jokester's name was Djavikk, the Obnoxious-- our villain. Djavikk was charming, funny, and as all would later find out, ruthless. The next year, Agznar met his brother, Ygra at the Battle of River Lum. The battle was a rout. Victory went to Agznar, who then had his brother ripped apart by wolves. That was when the chieftain changed, Djavikk had charmed his way into a permanent position in the court, and from then on things deteriorated. six years went by without any policy changes, and Agznar was aging rapidly, at a pace that worried many. Finally, A mage, who's name me cannot Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Pinchtopher: He is a deceiver, each cycle is different. In my cycle he took the form of a mad jester and enslaved the mind of the Chieftain. He strikes when people least expect it,,, or when they see through his ruse and start asking questions. He is actually the Dragon God of Death, Deceit, and Misery. What do the Rimni Tribe tell of him?
Pinchatoshi: that he rose alongside Zamorak, It appears that the Rimni Tribe lie to us at every turn.
Emo Muslim: or someone told the story differently one day, and that is what the story became.
Pinchtopher: It seems then that someone had either a terrible memory, or he/ she had reason to change the story. That being the case, let me tell you the full story, The 5th year of Chieftain Agznar was the bloodiest of his rule, having instigated a' major feud' as he called it, but it was really a civil war. And upon killing his father, assuming his father's position , and killing all but one of his siblings, who escaped to his sought the refuge of another clan, And in which the Battle of Red River, the bloodiest battle of this 'feuds' history had taken place. Agznar was weary and in need of comedic relief, and so hired on the greatest jokester in the newly created jester profession for some comedic relief. This jokester's name was Djavikk, the Obnoxious-- our villain. Djavikk was charming, funny, and as all would later find out, ruthless. The next year, Agznar met his brother, Ygra at the Battle of River Lum. The battle was a rout. Victory went to Agznar, who then had his brother ripped apart by wolves. That was when the chieftain changed, Djavikk had charmed his way into a permanent position in the court, and from then on things deteriorated. six years went by without any policy changes, and Agznar was aging rapidly, at a pace that worried many. Finally, A mage, who's name me cannot Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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Remember. was able to see past the disguise and she accuse the 'man of treachery. as the guards came to see what the commotion was all about, The 'jester' let go of his ruse and changed to his true form. A massive Black dragon- even among Black dragons let loose a dread screech, stunning the guards and the mage, and then flew off, causing the cave to collapse, and trapping everyone, even Agznar inside. For the next forty years this behemoth rampaged throughout the countryside. From portals, an Etherial army emerged, and war had begun. A war that we weren't supposed to win, but somehow did, a war that left utter devastation in its wake, and created The Desert as we know it.
Pinchatoshi: Oooh, let this humble hermit crab guess: The Dustman's Cairn
Pinchtopher: yep! Fortunately, nature always finds a way to hide the scars of the past, and so here, my Human Champion built this place: the Library of the Broken, a tomb that doubles as a library. Here we have gathered everything we know of the Dark God and preserved it. no one, save hermit crabs can read them as it is written in tribal hermit crab.
Pinchatoshi: oooh, Pinchatoshi very honored pinchpinch!
Pinchtopher: Hurry, the next cycle is about to begin, Within the center of the forest of doom, lies the Eclipse shell, My spirit feels it, as well as the Draconian Shell, who has teamed up with the rotten zombie hermit crab, Pinchzorz to find it.
Pinchatoshi: We won't be able to reach it in time, Emo Muslim
Emo Muslim: Dammit, shoulda bought more Law Runes!!
Pinchtopher: I also sense someone else in the Forest... An elven assassin...
Pinchatoshi: Ardithitine? What's he doing there? Wait.. How do you know this
Pinchtopher: My essence is also tied to the Eclipse Shell, And I get a massive overview of that decaying forest.
Pinchatoshi: hmm...
Emo: If we cannot reach the Forest of Doom, we might as well read as much as we can. get to know more about our enemy.
Pinchatoshi: hmmm * Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Pinchatoshi: Oooh, let this humble hermit crab guess: The Dustman's Cairn
Pinchtopher: yep! Fortunately, nature always finds a way to hide the scars of the past, and so here, my Human Champion built this place: the Library of the Broken, a tomb that doubles as a library. Here we have gathered everything we know of the Dark God and preserved it. no one, save hermit crabs can read them as it is written in tribal hermit crab.
Pinchatoshi: oooh, Pinchatoshi very honored pinchpinch!
Pinchtopher: Hurry, the next cycle is about to begin, Within the center of the forest of doom, lies the Eclipse shell, My spirit feels it, as well as the Draconian Shell, who has teamed up with the rotten zombie hermit crab, Pinchzorz to find it.
Pinchatoshi: We won't be able to reach it in time, Emo Muslim
Emo Muslim: Dammit, shoulda bought more Law Runes!!
Pinchtopher: I also sense someone else in the Forest... An elven assassin...
Pinchatoshi: Ardithitine? What's he doing there? Wait.. How do you know this
Pinchtopher: My essence is also tied to the Eclipse Shell, And I get a massive overview of that decaying forest.
Pinchatoshi: hmm...
Emo: If we cannot reach the Forest of Doom, we might as well read as much as we can. get to know more about our enemy.
Pinchatoshi: hmmm * Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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sees a book that catches his eye *
Pinchatoshi: " How to Get an Ally Trapped in Scaperune Out of Scaperune So that He Can Help You Defeat a Dark God and Stuff Like that... Gosh, Hope You're happy, You Stupid Shell-less Hermit Crab. by.. The Narrator
Narrator: AHAHAHHAAHAHAH!! That's me!
Pinchatoshi: You knew about this, how many years in advance?
Pinchtopher: 800,000.
Pinchatoshi: 800,000 years in advance?
Narrator: yep!
Pinchatoshi: How?
Narrator: because I'm the narrator! AHAHAHAHHA!
end of part whatever Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Pinchatoshi: " How to Get an Ally Trapped in Scaperune Out of Scaperune So that He Can Help You Defeat a Dark God and Stuff Like that... Gosh, Hope You're happy, You Stupid Shell-less Hermit Crab. by.. The Narrator
Narrator: AHAHAHHAAHAHAH!! That's me!
Pinchatoshi: You knew about this, how many years in advance?
Pinchtopher: 800,000.
Pinchatoshi: 800,000 years in advance?
Narrator: yep!
Pinchatoshi: How?
Narrator: because I'm the narrator! AHAHAHAHHA!
end of part whatever Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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