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31-Jan-2014 15:35:51

Part 3
*Pincho and his gang are halfway to the gate of Shell City*
Pincho Jr.: Are we there yet?
Pincho: no
Pincho Jr.: how 'bout now?
Pincho: Does it look like we're there yet, Jr??
*Pincho points to mile after mile of sand with no civilization in sight*
Pincho Jr.: Yep!
Pincho: *Breaths a sigh of impatience*
Pincho Jr: hey, daddy?
Pincho: yeah?
Pincho Jr.: me smell decaying flesh...
Pinchy: must be a zombie hermit crab.
Jad: Can Jad smash it??
Pincho: go ahead
*Jad goes off in search of the undead hermit crab*
*comes back two hours later*
*Jad is limping*
Jad: gah! not just one Zombie hermit crab. not two, but 17 zombie hermit crabs are on our trail!
Pincho: your bleeding..
Jad: it's just a flesh wound.
Pincho: Jad...
Jad: *sigh* one of the little wretches sliced an artery with a knife. I'm fine
Pinchanya: Here *Pinchanya presses a cloth on Jad's wound*
Mister Clark: It doesn't look all that bad.
Jad: it's far worse than it looks, the little crab nearly cut the bone.
Herman: Mister Pinch and I will hunt down the Zombie hermit crabs while-
Mister Clark: ME TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME MISTER PINCH!!! ****** slaps Herman with a latex glove*
* Mister Clark and Herman are off*
*Herman arrives at the first zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: *sniff sniff* BRAINS! *follows the scent* braiiiiiiins......
*walks up a hill* Brains! braiinss *walks into a box trap*
Zombie hermit crab: hmmm.... *eats the brain in the box trap and the box trap closes*
Zombie hermit crab: Hey, no fair!
Herman: Me not supposed to be fair, and you're trapped!
Zombie hermit crab: *starts banging on the box trap* box trap explodes killing the zombie hermit crab, luckily Herman is at a safe distance.
Mister Clark arrives at the second zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: *sniff sniff* BRAIIIINS! *follows the sent*
*zombie hermit crab is lead into a bird's nest*
zombie hermit crab: uh oh... nice.... bird
Bird: grrrrrrr... *picks up the zombie hermit crab and Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

01-Feb-2014 01:07:23

throws it over the ledge*
*Herman arrives a the third zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: *sniff sniff* BRAINS? *follows the scent*
Zombie hermit crab: hmm how did the brain get on that tree branch under the cliff
Herman: Surprise, motherpincher! *pushes the zombie hermit crab off the cliff*
*Mister Pinch arrives at the fourth zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: *sniff sniff* BRAAAAAINS!! *follows the scent*
*the brain is inside a jack- in- the- box*
zombie hermit crab: hmm *starts cranking the lever* cranks it until the lever is stuck and the jack in the box pops out*
zombie hermit crab: he he fun! *turns around and steps on a mine*
zombie hermit crab: bye bye world *blows up*
*Herman arrives at the fifth zombie hermit crab's locaton*
Zombie hermit crab: BRAIINS!!! *follows the scent but is distracted by a nice cold glass of beer * zombie hermit crab: BEEEEEEER!!!!!
*drinks it* *Herman pushes an anvil on top of the zombie hermit crab*
*Mister Clark arrives at the sixth zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: brains? *follows the scent to Mister Clark*
Zombie hermit crab: there you is *pinches Mister Clark* *it's not Mister Clark it's a tree stump
Mister Cark: oh so close but.. no. *throws a Molotov cocktail at the zombie hermit crab*
*Herman arrives at the seventh zombie hermit crab's location *
Zombie hermit crab: *sniff sniff* BRAIIINS!!! *follows the scent*
Herman: come and get me, cutie!
zombie hermit crab: braiiiins! *walks up to Herman* *the Zombie hermit crab walks past a magical barrier and is teleported into a volcano*
*Mister Clark arrives at the eighth zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: brains... *follows the scent* *gets killed by a squad of vampire hermit crabs*
*Herman arrives at the ninth zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: *sniff sniff* BRAIIIINS!! and Pie!!! which to choose...? *thinks really hard about which to go for* *head explodes from overthinking it* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

01-Feb-2014 01:34:16 - Last edited on 01-Feb-2014 01:35:31 by Pink 4 Twink

*Mister Clark arrives at the tenth zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: *sniff sniff* Braiiins!!! *follows the scent*
Mister Clark fires a crossbow *misses*
Zombie hermit crab: Ha, missed me! my turn to- gets crushed by a falling tree
Mister Clark:
*Herman arrives at the eleventh zombie hermit crab's location*
zombie hermit crab: braiiiins *follows the scent*
Zombie hermit crab is picked up by a bird and thrown into a freezing cold area of the Wilderness* he survives the fall but freezes to death*
Mister Clark arrives at the 12th zombie hermit crab's location
Zombie hermit crab: BRAIIIIINS!!! follows the scent *gets hit in the face with a cherry pie* Zombie hermit crab: *licks off the cherry pie* yummy *get's teleported into the vampire hermit crab's camp* *Vampire hermit crabs kill the poor zombie hermit crab*
Herman arrives at the thirteenth zombie hermit crab's location
Zombie hermit Crab: BRAAINS!!! *follows the scent* brains brains brains brains brains! *sees Herman and runs up and pinches him*
*it's not Herman it's a tree stump*mudslide occurs taking the zombie hermit crab and burying it under rubble
*Mister Clark arrives at the fourteenth zombie hermit crab's location*
Zombie hermit crab: uh oh... *gulp* Nice... Mister Pinch... *zombie hermit crab commits sebuku*
Herman arrives at the fifteenth zombie hermit crab's location
Zombie hermit crab: BRAIIIINS: *follows the scent*
Narrator: Thought you two could use a hand! Narrator throws meteors onto the fifteenth and sixteenth zombie hermit crabs
Mister Clark and Herman arrive at the seventeenth zombie hermit crab's location
Zombie hermit crab: Don't kill me, I have a wife and 20 million biological kids to feed
Herman: hmmmmmm.. what to do.... *ties the zombie hermit crab to a tree and cuts the tree down* *Mister clark starts pushing it down hill until it starts rolling on its own
Zombie hermit crab: CURSE YOU!!! *gets flattened*
end of part 3 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

01-Feb-2014 02:12:06

20-Feb-2014 03:40:29

*Meanwhile at Emo Muslim's fortress*

Emo Muslim: Ok, Rokk Tarr, Here are the packages that need delivering *gives Rokk Tarr six packages*
Rokk Tarr: Rokk Tarr do his best. I no fail you! *runs out the door to his first delivery target*
*Rokk Tarr sees an old lady that is also the person he is delivering a package to*
Rokk Tarr: ROKK TARR HAVE SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR YOU!!
Old lady: oh thank you young troll *opens the package*
Old lady: Oh this is a beautiful sweater *tries it on* GAH! IT'S SO ITCHYYYYY! *starts scratching* what the hell is in this
Rokk Tarr: Rokk Tarr just the delivery troll..
Old lady: *scratches a flea off her sweater*
Flea: grrrrrrrrrr. *dies of old age*
other fleas: BROTHER!!!! NO!!!!! starts bitting the old lady and starts sucking out her blood *drains her dry*
*Rokk Tarr goes to his second delivery client near Shell City*
sees his client, a hermit crab*
Rokk Tarr: ROKK TARR HAVE SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR YOU!!! * gives the hermit crab a package*
Hermit crab: Oh boy, me get a new shell *tries the shell on* Hey, There is another hermit crab in here!! the shell catalogue said it was empty *sees a hole in the shell*
This is unacceptable!! pinchpinch I wasted sixteen pinches on this piece of **** shell.
*comes out of the shell and sees another hermit crab that is much bigger than he is*
Other hermit crab: where did you get that shell, punk!?
hermit crab: no where..
other hermit crab: *rips the smaller hermit crab in two*
*Rokk Tarr delivers the rest of the packages*
back at Emo Muslim's fortress
Emo Muslim: how was it?
Rokk Tarr: all the clients were killed by the products
Emo Muslim: That's the point, policy dictates that the messenger kill the client after Messenger receives the payment. I will have more packages tomorrow. see ya!
end of part 3 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

23-Feb-2014 01:04:21

25-Feb-2014 01:04:52

part 4
*Pincho and his gang arrive in Shell City*
Pinchena: Oh FINALLY WE ARRIVE!! THAT WAS THE LONGEST DETOUR YOU HAVE EVER PUT US THROUGH, PINCHO!!!
Pincho: What it's just a quick 264 mile trip through the jungle and then a quick trek through Merierditch, plus avoiding those damned gargoyle thingies.
Pinchy: Me no feel so good *dies of dehydration and over exhaustion*
Pinchy's ghost: *sees the Grim Reaper* Here we go again
The Grim reaper: You are one lucky hermit crab Pinchy, I am so filthy rich that I will not spawn you in Shell City, when you die.
Pinchy: *Spawns where he died*
Pinchy: ME BACK!
Pincho Jr.: So this is Shell city.. Me have the feeling that life is going on as normal.
Pincho: yeah, No soldiers out today. And no one to Pinch here
???: That's because the humans know you are here
Pincho: Shelly,
Shelly: Good to see you Pincho
Pinchy: Sister, how are you?
Shelly: completely cured of my issues. MUST BLOW THINGS UP!!!!!!!
Pinchatoshi: Your Pinchiness, me is Pinchatoshi, me lost shell somehow, and me was hoping you could help me find it.
Shelly: not here, to my quarters
*2 hours later*
Shelly: You're serious?
Pincho: yes.
Shelly: that is a very difficult problem, for All of us, Even Pinchanetto, who has come here for help, when we have none to spare.
Pincho: you mean...
Shelly: unfortunately yes, We cannot help, our resources are spread thin as is.
Pinchanetto: As a result-a of-a your past-a Azioni (actions) the Humans do not want to help us, at all. Me was praying to Shelkabora yesterday, me usually receive answer. Not this time, something is also messing with the gods ability to communicate-a with-a-the mortals.
Shelly:me advise that you turn to Lettya, the one place where you have not been.
Pincho: Me no Pinch elves. no fun.
*Mister Clark arrives with Herman*
Mister Clark: we're back, those stupid zombie hermit crabs never stood a chance.
*Comment catches shell's attention*
Shelly: Talk with me, Mister Clark.
end of part 4 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Feb-2014 01:46:30

*Still in Shelly's quarters
Shelly: *Mister. Pinch, it has become apparent that you were trained by a master assassin, right?
Mister Clark: yes... and it's Mister Clark, not Mister Pinch.
Shelly: same thing with Herman...?
Mister Clark: yes...
Shelly: Then I am in the position to ask for your help?
Mister Clark: yes, I suppose you are, what do you need?
Shelly: A quick question first: How much do you know about the Eclipse Shell?
Mister Clark: what does this have to do with our conversation?
Shelly: Everything. Pinchanetto believes that the Eclipse Shell was somehow... awakened when Pincho and everyone else made it out of the Forest of Doom alive, it's spurring the Zombie hermit crabs to leave the forest. Mister Clark, I want you to do three things: first I want you and Herman to lead an expedition to find the Eclipse Shell, the second task is even more problematic, Since Shell city has no Military, I need you to lead our militia. Teach them everything that you know, show them the way, guide them, I will not sit by and watch my people turned into zombies, finally I need Wizard Traybourne at the Wizard's tower to perform experiments on the Eclipse Shell. Here *throws a blow dart gun and 1 million darts as well as an industrial sized vial of deadly poison* me saved this for a situation such as this
Herman *crashes through the door, breaking it* Me want one!
*Rokk Tarr appears*
Rokk Tarr: ROKK TARR HAVE SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR HERMAN!!!!
Shelly's guard: how did you get passed us?
Rokk Tarr: Rokk Tarr works in mysterious ways.... *gives Herman a hermit crab sized crossbow* bye!
Shelly's guard: not so fast! * Rokk Tarr throws a smoke bomb, stuns the guard and runs out the door*
end of part 5 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

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