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Yeah there will be lots of references to LOTR because of The Hobbit. and you are partially right about the troll witches they are under the influence of a dark presence. However they Changed their names to Neanderthal- like names in protest of the tradition. This caused the four sisters nearly everything: Their family identity, their belongings, their eyes (except Drog who has only one eye that she shares with her sisters.) You will find many allusions to Greek Mythology in the story. In this case: Perseus when he meets the three sisters who (coincidentally) have only one eye to share. The story itself also intermingles with Norse Mythology slightly as Trolls are found in Norse Mythology. Things will definitely get more interesting as the story progresses. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

23-Nov-2013 00:49:03

Part 5
Guard: *sees Pincho* open the castle gates
*Hermit crab servants crank the wheel that opens the gates*
Pincho: Gah.... Spooky... Me always hated coming up here as a child.... *goes into the door and takes a left, he then turns right, into the throne room*
Pincho: Hello?
The King: Pincho, Take a seat we have some.... things that need discussing.
*Meanwhile outside the window, Pincho Jr. is spying on Pincho and the king*
*Pincho Jr. pokes a hole into the wall and starts listening*
Pincho: What is wrong?
The King: Pinchtor, You want to tell him?
Pinchtor: Pincho, We've been overrun by the Zombie Hermit Crabs; they will be coming HERE soon.
Pincho: What nonsense is this? The Barrier Fragment totally isolated the outside world from the FoD.... didn't it?
Pinchtor: Yes but a certain Pinchzorz disabled it 2 months ago.
Pincho: Who is this Pinchzorz?
Pinchtor: Huge Zombie Hermit Crab. Full of anger, probably bigger than Pinchanetto.
Pincho: I don't know... Pinchanetto is pretty big... anyway. What is the reason you are here?
Pinchtor: To warn you: Get the Shell out of Pinchville, get to Shell City, warn Shelly
They will be here in a day.
The King: in addition, your quest has inadvertently put us all in danger, You are exiled until the mess is sorted out.
Pincho: NOOO!
Pinchtor: I am sorry, Pincho, it is for the best.
Pincho: We need time to get everyone out though.
The King: you have six hours to get everyone out, then you must leave.
Pinchtor: here take this.
Pincho: what is it?
Pinchtor: it's the Murder Pinchglove, You can Pinch through anything now, even shells and steel, and zombie hermit exoskeleton.
Pincho: OOOH this looks useful!
Pinchtor: Use it well, it has been in my family for nearly 200 years. Understand this: The Zombie Hermit Crabs will never stop looking for you; They will never stop hunting you. but should you succeed, Your legacy will not be about how many humans you've pinched, it will be about how many you've saved.
end part 5 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

23-Nov-2013 01:13:28 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2013 01:30:54 by Pink 4 Twink

24-Nov-2013 23:15:38 - Last edited on 24-Nov-2013 23:18:59 by Jimothey

you can make as many as you wish. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Nov-2013 23:55:03

Pink 4 Twink said :
you can make as many as you wish. YEY!

Character application:

Name: Vi'deek-kuzh'asuhk-kfannn'ltebh (pronounced "Vi-deek-kuz-a-suk-k-fannn-l-teb-h&quot (Vi'deek or Vi for short)
Age: 32
Friend Of Pincho/ Enemy of Pincho/ Inspired by personal intrest: Inspired by personal interest
Aura: Good/Evil: He's been twisted by the warped floors of Daemonheim, seen and done what no man should, specializes in portal magic, smuggled a pair of Primal lonswords out of Daemonheim, had 10 years of tormenting experiments done on him, looks EXACTLY like my profile picture, and is as insane as Blink (Warped Floors boss), whaddaya think? Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

26-Nov-2013 04:51:26

Character bio accepted Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Nov-2013 16:34:01

He sounds exactly like a lunatic... me like.... Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Nov-2013 16:34:50

*At Jad's hut*
Pincho: * knock* *knock*
Jad: WHO'S THERE? SOMETHING TO SMASH?
Pincho: No just me
Jad: PINCHO!!! HEY COME ON IN! MAYBE I CAN SMA- UH I MEAN HAVE TEA WITH YOU!
Pincho: Your voice has changed...
Jad: YEAH, WELCOME TO TROLL PUBURTEE!
Pincho: uh oh.
*Jad opens the door*
Pincho: What's with the zits?
Jad: SO WHAT WILL IT BE? BLOOD TEA? OR MUD916 ROAST?
Pincho: uhm neither. How about some berries?
Jad: OK!
Pincho: Jad, Me've been banished from Pinchville, me'd like for you to come with hermit crab (me) to Shell City.
Jad: AS LONG AS I HAVE SOMETHING TO SMASH...
Pincho: Jad, you seem obsessed with smashing stuff.
Jad: OH DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!
Pincho: Troll Puburtee, eh what's it like
Jad: oh it's horrible. I have this OVERWHEALMING urge to kill things! I mauled a deer today with a tree branch.
Pincho
Jad: let's see now, oh yeah, I broke an old man's skull with my bear hands.
Pincho:
Jad: oh and I-
Pincho: stop it, you're scaring me.
Jad: what's this I hear? YOU? SCARED?
Pincho: uh huh pinchpinch.
Jad: For the Pincho, I know... To be SCARED? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PINCHO!
Pincho: hehe
*Pincho Jr. sees Jad and Pincho*
Pincho Jr.: daddy , Uncle Jad!
*gives Jad a hug*
Jad: your son is quite friendly.
Pincho: don't get him wrong, he's my son, He Pinches harder than Even I do.
*Pinchy sees Jad*
Pinchy: OMG JAD!!! *runs up to say hi to jad*
Pinchy: hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi *pinches jad* hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi.
Jad: stop it.
Pincho: Pinchy, Where is Pinchanya
Pinchy: Playing with Pinchena. That girl is so playful. that reminds me. Where is everyone? the Town is emptied.
Pincho: I evacuated the town. The Zombie Hermit Crabs are coming. Let's get Pinchanya and Pinchena and bug out.
end of part 6 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Nov-2013 17:13:52

02-Dec-2013 19:15:16

btw,, more of The Part Time Leprechaun will be posted tomorrow. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

03-Dec-2013 03:11:03