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Part 6: Trollio and Trolliet
*Rokk Tarr runs out Shell City's gate and comes face to face with Jad*
Rokk Tarr: Oh my Guthix.... *stares at Jad as he bathes in the ocean*
*Jad turns around*
Jad: HEY DON'T STARE AT MY ASS, MAN!
Rokk Tarr: Sorry, you're cute.
Jad: *blushes* you are too
*Rokk Tarr comes closer*
Rokk Tarr: Rokk Tarr would like to deliver some stuff into you.
Jad: That's um... cool, I guess.... um... Pincho, help?
Rokk Tarr: Don't struggle...
Jad: Why would I struggle? This is just such an awkward situation.
Rokk Tarr: You know you want it *slaps Jad's butt*
Jad: um.... *ten hours later*
*Jad wakes up*
Jad: what an awkward dream
Rokk Tarr: that wasn't a dream, that was real...
Jad: NOOOOOOOO!!!! That was fun by the way...
Rokk Tarr: Well, Rokk Tarr has more deliveries to make, so see ya, hot stuff!
*Rokk Tarr runs to make some more deliveries, but gives Jad his contact info*
Jad: Rokk Tarr eh? what an original name. *looks Rokk Tarr up on Trollbook*
end of part 6 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

16-Mar-2014 20:39:26

hopefully that wasn't too graphic? Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

16-Mar-2014 20:40:44

*Meanwhile in Pinchville*
Zombie hermit crabs: Pinchzorz, can you pass over the brain salad, you're eating everything, it's quite rude.
other zombie hermit crabs: Yeah Even you need to show good table manners, we are zombies after all
Pinchzorz: Zombies and table manners? Really? That's how you want to play it, Pinchorga? Me has fought and killed many vampire hermit crabs, me has survived the onslaught of three wars between the two races, Me was there at the Dodgeball stadium when everyone died. SO WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME ABOUT TABLE MANNERS!
*rips out Pinchorga's liver and feeds it to him*
Other zombie hermit crabs: Table manners, Pinchzorz! Table manners! pinchpinch
Pinchzorz: SHUT UP! since when are you crabs obsessed with table manners?
Other Zombie hermit crabs: need we remind you that ever since you rose to leadership, you have been pursuing only your goals, you don't give a crab's ass about any of us
Zombie hermit crab: Or table manners, for that matter.
Pinchzorz: Will you Stop with the table manners??!
Zombie hermit crab: uhm..... Table manners
Zombie hermit crabs: Yeah, If you were to pay us in more than just brains, then we would follow you without question
Pinchzorz: Paying you in brains is more than-
Zombie hermit crab: No it's not, we have needs to, Like the need for table manners
Italian zombie hermit crab: or the mauny for-a the bordello.
Pinchzorz: Gah you are so annoying, We're zombies, we have no need for table manners, we take what we can, we kill, we eat brains! WE HAPPY, If Lord Daurauphinsea were here he would be mortified.
Zombie hermit crab: But the dark lord isn't here is he, he's trapped in the eclipse shell, and the eclipse shell has gone missing pinchpinch, so in the meantime, Have some table manners, become a civilized zombie hermit crab, have fun, maybe join us in a game of... wits and words pinchpinch!
end of the chapter Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Mar-2014 17:37:40

27-Mar-2014 23:05:35

Chapter 3 Getting Pinched= result for a hermit crab seeing a crabshack full of his friends
being cooked #epicrevengehermitcrabstyle

Shelly: Ok, me Know now where Mister Clark stands, Pinchatoshi! front and center!
*Pinchatoshi runs as fast as he can,while trying to hold a plastic cup that he is using as his shell*
Shelly: you do know that your tail is visible right?
Pinchatoshi: Me so Sorry
*Shelly chuckles*
Shelly: So tell me about your shell, normally they don't wander off, right
Pinchatoshi: right, but this shell no normal, it walks on two legs, me used it to transport pretty much anything, even....ill gotten goods, into Varrock. Shell was always very impatient with Pinchatoshi, but Pinchatoshi always made up for Pinchatoshi's lack of manners.
Shelly: a Shell that walks on two legs... what did it look like?
Pinchato***: It was mostly ebony black, but it had a ring of white at the top part.
*Pinchatoshi's comment attracts Pinchanetto's attention*
Pinchanetto: Shelly, That's-a the shell that-a went missing from our vault! That-a shell is-a the Draconian Shell- The counterpart to the Eclipse shell.
Shelly: what does that have to do with anything?
Pinchanetto: Everything! according-a to-a the Most ancient of-a Rimni legends, the two shells always seek-a to find one another. The Draconian Shell walks around looking-a for the Eclipse Shell, The Eclipse Shell calls out to-a the Draconian shell and let's it know where it is... I think I may have figured it all out: Something wants out, Something wants to break out of it's prison to have free reign over Runescape.
Shelly: Who?
Pinchanetto: The only Thing ever imprisoned within The Eclipse Shell was a Powerful Demi-god by name Of Daurauphinsea. According to legend, Daurauphinsea was an acquaintance of Zamorak, He took Zamorakian teachings to the extreme. That's how the humans remember him, What is not remembered is that, When Zamorak became a god, Zamorak made Daurauphinsea rose to Godliness with him. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

28-Mar-2014 17:15:38 - Last edited on 25-Aug-2015 16:57:58 by Pink 4 Twink

When Daurauphinsea became a god as well, he grew rather fond of his powers, needless to say, He wanted more power, that's all he craved, and in the process of acquiring power, he plunged Runescape into Chaos, a war ensued. It took all the gods combined efforts to stop him, then at the Site that was later named Falidor, a hermit crab, named Wildman prayed to Bandos to help save his people from dying thanks to the Power struggle. Bandos took pity on the young hermit crab and spurred Guthix, the only god who stayed out of the war to join, Guthix tore into the fleshy sinews of his heart and used them to enchant Wildman's shell, Wildman then used the Shell to trap Daurauphinsea inside the shell, thus ending what is now known as the Dustman's Warp, because after the war, the land was all ashes, few plants remained, and few creatures remember that it was a hermit crab, not a human that saved the World from the cataclysm that Daurauphinsea had caused. Guthix then begged Shelkabora, Our creator god, to create a shell, to act as a key, Shelkabora decreed that the Eclipse Shell and the Draconian Shell were to never be near each other, or the Dark Lord would be released. Shelkabora then Gave the Shell, to the Rimni tribe and created a vault to store it in.
Shelly and Pinchatoshi: That sounds made up.
Pinchanetto: The Rimni Legends are never made up, or false. Even our fictional stories are based on truth.
Pinchatoshi:What happened next?
Pinchanetto: Something went wrong with the decree. The Eclipse Shell and the Draconian Shell were both given consciousness, and both have been trying to find each other ever since, the rest of it, you probably know, in any case I am coming with you Pinchatoshi.
end of part 1 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

28-Mar-2014 17:45:27

29-Mar-2014 02:41:43

So here is how I imagine things: The way a god issues his decree( usually by the way he says it) determines its effects after said decree. Interestingly enough Shelkabora speaks only in the language of tribal hermit crabs. When Shelkabora issued his decree, he used the words "Tas Vo" meaning "two keys" in Tribal Hermit Crab, which interestingly enough, has the meaning in Orkish as "Given Life" the way Shelkabora said his decree gave the two shells consciousness. "Keys" meaning "shells". So that's how. How the Draconian Shell got legs is a different story Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

13-Apr-2014 19:34:16

16-Apr-2014 17:26:42

Part 2
Shely: Agreed, You will be safer in a group you- *gets interupted by her spy
*spy whispers into Shelly's ear*
Shelly: You're sure?
Spy: uh huh pinchpinch.
Shelly: Pinchatoshi, Me has good news, A rumor has been surfacing about that a shell on two legs has been sighted in Lumbridge.
Pinchatoshi: Yay now me can get shell back
Pinchanetto: Pinchatoshi, these kinds of missions are never easy.
Shelly: Pinchanetto's right, keep your guard up
*Rokk Tarr appears*
Rokk Tarr: ROKK TARR HAVE SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR PINCHATOSHI!!!
Pinchatoshi: A crossbow?
Rokk Tarr: Rokk Tarr thinks you should be prepared since you don't have a shell
Guard: Hey how did you sneak past us? pinchpinch
Rokk Tarr: uh oh! Rokk Tarr has to go!
Guard: you're not going any- *Rokk Tarr throws a shell past the guard and the guard follows the shell*
Guard: ok you just stay here while I check out this shell me arrest you afterwords
*2 hours later* Finishes checking out the shell Ok you are under arrest for trespassing you piece of.... Where'd he go?
Shelly: well that was unexpected but I have enough runes to teleport you to Lumbridge *Teleports Pinchatoshi and Pinchanetto to Lumbridge*
Pinchatoshi: Ah Lumbridge such a lovely city such lovely smells
Pinchanetto: Be-a careful, Pinchatoshi keep your crossbow at the ready
Human: OH **** A HERMIT CRAB! KILL IT!
*Pinchatoshi shoots a bolt into the human's heart*
Humans: D: nice... shell-less hermit crab with a crossbow... *everyone goes back to normal duties.
Doomsayer: Come come my children and.... OH **** A HERMIT CRAB!!! D:
Pinchatoshi: we no mean harm, we're looking for a shell with legs.
Doomsayer: Oh you mean Dave? yeah, he works with the baker he's currently on break
Pinchanetto: and-a where does he go for-a break?
Doomsayer: usually to the graveyard
Pinchanetto: Grazie! (Thank you)
Pinchatoshi: To the graveyard! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

20-Apr-2014 23:53:34