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Pincho Jr: me no know
Pinchy: tell him when you are ready, no need to rush it.
Pincho Jr.: Ok me can do that!
end of part 4 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-May-2014 19:43:09

Part 5
*Pincho and gang are sleeping*
alarm clock: DING DING DING DING DING DING ******* DING!!!!!!! IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP YOU ******* IGNORAMOUS!!! DING DING DING DING DING DING *Punches Pincho*
DING, I SAY, GET UP YOU STUPID PATHETIC PIECES OF ***** DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! DIIIIIIIII -*PIncho throws the alarm clock out the window*
Pinchy: What on runescape was that?
PIncho: THAT, my friends is a dwarven alarm clock
Pincho Jr.: That thing was screaming from the top of his um... what do clocks have that count as lungs
Pincho: beats me but it's time to go!
Pinchanya: I have everything you will need food wise for the trip
Shelly: Well me can no longer stay in Shell City me heading to Pinchtowne. from there we will defend against the zombie hermit crabs. Mister Pinch! Herman!
Mister Clark: ME TOLD YOU oh never mind grrr...
Herman: Hehe Mister Clark angry.
Pincho: Pinchanya you should come with us
Pinchena: Please mom...
Pinchanya: I've resolved myself to come this far, so I won't back down
***: Jad sense other troll nearby! Jad be right back *sees Rokk Tarr*
Rokk Tarr: Rokk Tarr happy to see Jad
Jad: Jad happy to see Rokk Tarr!
*Jad and Rokk Tarr kiss in front of the gang
Pinchena: eek Gross! kissing
Pincho: Oh dear
Narrator: Ok I'm skipping this part. time passes by 10 minutes
*a magical time warp sends Pincho and his gang forward in time 10 minutes*
Pinchy: Wait! Sis!
Shelly: hmm? yes?
Pinchy: take care of yourself... okay
Shelly: thanks, you too, Pinchy!
Pinchy: maybe once this is over, we can, you know, get together, I'm sure Pinchena would like the company
Shelly: yeah... me think she would. Me have to go now, brother!
Pincho: Well, this is the last time we will see any city for a while. Jr. PInchena, you have the supplies
Pincho Jr.: yep, tied it to my shell pinchpinch
Pinchena: gah... HEAVY!!!!! DADDY..... HELP
Pinchy: oh Pinchena, let me carry it!
*Pinchy ties the supplies to his shell*
end of part 5 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-May-2014 20:20:43

Part 6

*outside Shell City*
Pincho: Well, this is it, guys. Take a good look behind you, this is the last time you will see a hermit crab city for quite a while.
Pincho Jr.: Hey dad, before we go, do you mind if we talk about, you know, mom
Pincho: Oh yeah, that's right. me told you me'd answer some more questions about her for you. Let's see.... hmmm... She was a hard worker, She shared a passion for pinching humans nearly as big as my own. And furthermore... She was passionate about life, about love. When she told me that she was pregnant with you, It was the happiest me had heard her, She was very eager to welcome you to the world.
Pincho Jr. How'd she die?
Pincho: Me answer more questions later. We have to get moving.
Pinchy: Pincho is right, we have to get going before the zombie hermit crabs catch up. So, Pincho: where are we headed off to?
Pincho: well we will have to go to Port Sarim.
Shellroy: The main road has been blocked off, so we will have to cut through the Forest of Doom.
Pinchy: Pincho: I must stress that you no pinch ANY humans while there!
Pincho: Yeah... going through a human town and not pinching someone is going to take some getting used to...
*They walk to the gates out of Canifis and cross the River Salve.*
Pincho: Now be very careful guys. There is a robin here that loves terrorizing and eating hermit crabs, so stay together, especially you, Pinchy... *turns around*
hmmm.... Pinchy?
*at Pinchy's location*
Pinchy: um.... heh... nice.. bird... um please no harm hermit crab....
Robin: FOOD!!! *eats Pinchy*
*robin flies away*
*Pinchy gets dissolved in the robin's stomach*
*respawns next to Pincho*
Pinchy: Hey there you guys is!
Pincho: what the... *slaps Pinchy* where were you?!
Pinchy: well me stayed with you guys until a damn robin ate me
Shellroy: Me like explosives, you want Shellroy to blow it up *Drinks some moonshine*
Shellroy: AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!*gets out an assortment of dynamite, frag grenades, and suitcase nukes* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

07-Jun-2014 05:22:33

Shellroy: NOW WHICH DO YOU PREFER? MUAHAHA... THE GRENADES..? OR THE SUITCASE NUKES??! SHELLROY RECOMENDS THE SUITCASE NUKES...
Pinchy: A suitcase nuke, Shellroy? really?
Pincho: that's overkill, right there Shellroy.
Pincho Jr: how did you even acquire a suitcase nuke, they no exist in runescape.
Shellroy: OH COME ON, ITLL BE FUN!!!
Pinchy: Nope, Grenades it is...
SHELLROY: BAH KILLJOY...
Pincho: So who wants to pull and push the grenades? *everyone except for Pinchena and Pinchy votes Pinchy to push the live grenades, Pinchena votes for Shellroy to push the live grenades and Pinchy votes for Pincho to push the grenades*
Pinchy: Why does me have to always be the one to go on suicide missions?
Pincho: cause yer a champ! pinchpinch
Pinchy: me hate you guys...
end of part 6 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

07-Jun-2014 05:38:05

07-Jun-2014 06:11:33

Part 7
Pinchy: Or, um, We could avoid it?
Shellroy: NOO DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FLAGIT!
Pinchy: Hey, that no nice...
Pincho: Shellroy, be nice and considerate, or me confiscate your moonshine..
Shellroy: *talks like Sméagol* NO IT'S MINE!! MY OWN!! My........ precious!!!!!
Pincho: Oh dear. Um... Jr.? pinchpinch. You know what they say when a madman is attached to something, right?
Pincho Jr.: Um... Back away slowly? pinchpinch?
Pincho: yes...
Shellroy: YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH THE PRECIOUS! THE PRECIOUS IS OURS!!! OURS!!!!
Pinchena: *facepalm* dear Mister Crab God, they're dumb
Pinchanya: *sigh* Pinchena, boys will be boys.
*the hermit crabs decide to leave the robin alone and head towards varrock*
Shellroy: ok, we're at the gate. as you can plainly see, we cannot climb it
*Rokk Tarr appears*
Rokk Tarr: ROKK TARR HAVE CANNON FOR YOU!!!
Pinchy: Thanks Rokk Tarr!
Rokk Tarr: Rokk Tarr need no gratitude, Rokk Tarr off to see the wonderful wizard of... well you know.
Pinchy: *checks out cannon* Wait a second, no cannon balls?! What are we supposed to shoot? Grass?
Rokk Tarr: *teases Pinchy* Oh, what's the matter? do Rokk Tarr have to hold your hand, is the poor baby going to cry??
Pinchy: :'( N-no *tries to hold back his tears*
Rokk Tarr: you could shoot rokks.
Pinchy: Rocks?
Rokk Tarr: Rokk Tarr always carries rokks *gives Pinchy a giant rock*
*Pinchy gives it to Jad* *jad loads it into cannon*
Jad: give it a try, Pinch*
Pinchy: *pinchy lights the fuse on the cannon* hopefully it doesn't *Cannon explodes killing Pinchy, and sends shrapnel over Pincho Jr.
*Pincho Jr. hides in his shell*
*Pinchy respawns where he died
Pinchy: explodes... *sigh* should have seen that one coming.
Pincho: well, well, looks like there's a hole in the fence
Shellroy: well that will.... do- Dear Guthix! What the Shell is that Smell *smell comes from varrok, now a smoking ruin*
Pincho: oh dear, *gulp* we have to find any survivors
Pinchy: *gulp*
Pincho Jr.: owhh..
Pincho: this is bad Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

20-Jul-2014 18:36:23 - Last edited on 20-Jul-2014 18:37:52 by Pink 4 Twink

End of chapter Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

20-Jul-2014 18:38:05

Chapter 3: Pinchville's Plight Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

20-Jul-2014 18:39:27

Part 1
Shelly: Mister Pinch, Herman, stay with me, me need you to shut up and let me do the talking
Mister Clark: Me told you for the hundred millionth time that... oh never mind.
Herman: Why do we need to shut up?
Shelly: King Pinchliam is not one to speak to hermit crab peasants, and he especially hates crabs.
Mister Clark: Oh...
Herman: Peasant? he thinks like humans, then, with their stupid class system and all that.
Shelly: That's beside the point, Pinchliam and me no trust each other. Pinchtowne is rather Isolated from the rest of the Hermit Crab Protectorate, and Pinchliam prefers it that way. He has no idea that the Zombie hermit crabs will be here soon. When that happens, Pinchtowne will be under equipped to deal with them, Opening the way for them to reach the Pinderlands. Then Karamja, then, Ardoungne, then the Fremminik Isles.
Mister Clark: What your saying is-
Shelly: What me saying is that we have a chance to contain them here. But in order to do that, me need you both to do as me say... For now. *looks out the window of her carriage* we're here.
Guard hermit crab: who dares enter Pinchtowne?!
Shelly: just me.
Guard hermit crab: No disrespect intended, Queen Shelly, But me will not let a homicidal maniac into Pinchtowne!
Shelly: Well, When can I enter?
Guard hermit crab: NEVER!
Shelly: hmm perhaps we can come to an agreement...
Guard hermit crab: are you trying to bribe hermit crab? pinchpinch
Shelly: OH FOR THE LOVE OF SHELK*BORA! LET ME THE HELL IN!!!
Guard hermit crab: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ME CANT HEAR YOU!!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * Mister Clark throws a frying pan into the guard's face killing him instantly*
Other guards: We no saw nothing! No murder or nothing. Me think it was just crablings with firecrackers
Guard hermit crab 2: sorry, about! That crab is a jerk. come on in
Shelly: for once your idiocy might have actually done some good, Mister Pinch.
MIster clark: *sigh* glad me could help
end of part 1 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

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