Yea, what Ark said...Only with emotions, unlike Ark's heartless soul!
...Accually, I think he's kinda cool...
WHO SAID THAT?!?!?!
...I want his Autograph...
GGAAAHHH!!!! DIDNT I SHOOT YOU OFF A CLIFF?!!?
...Accually, by amazing luck i fell on a passing truck filled with-...
Manure? Smelled like it.
...Well now i'm back for my revenge, so if you'd let me kill you now...
You? Kill meh? YOU DON"T HAVE THE GUTS!
...duh, i'm just a drug induced dream of your insane and unstable mind, created as an illusion from the space time continuem's constant contrary feedback from the brain, causing you to dream me and all of your...others...
Whaa? So that time i met steve-
...fake...
That time i was at-
...Fake...
That bad dream about truck driver Tim-
...True...
WOA! This shows I really need to get into science...
*goes to college, does amazingly well in several fields, and gets 20 masters degrees in 2 days*
Well now that i've hung my degrees on the office walls, signed all of the fan's baby's foreheads, and rejected all of the 1m per hour job offers, time to sit back and wonder why my life sucks!
WE NOW INTERUPT THIS LOCAL BROADCAST TO INFORM YOU THAT GODZILLA HAS BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL. THAT IS ALL.
-And thats the true secret of the universe and all of its co-partner!
*END OF "WIGWAM'S PLAYHOUSE HOUR" Airing*
Well now that i have 999m from that show-
...Wait, so none of that happened?...
Not a bit.
...So it was kinda like a dream?...
More like a joke.
...But wouldnt people be kinda angry they sat through all of that to find out it was fake?...
I think they would more of enjoy the ride, on my part.
...I dunno man, I think you just made several people reeeaaally angry...
Well at least it didn't end like the sopranos were it just cut off in mid-sen
*/*\~W!G|W@M126~/*\~
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
01-Aug-2009 02:31:56