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Ark Von Doom

Ark Von Doom

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Has poison ever finished off a hero? The laws of physics clearly state that only love interests, sidekicks, or tragically inclined characters are actually hurt by poison :P

Alas, Vezyfher's battle ended like this (switches to the next slide):
(Random image of Vezyfher crying in the foreground with a black bird sitting on his shoulder and nagging; Marcello is in the background flexing his muscles for the fangirls while Baal and Salomon exchange annoyed looks at eachother)

Also: Sorry Wigwam but Jerry is MY minion now; and that hiss shall be the soundtrack of your doooom! (Jerry pulls out a sword and attacks Wigwam) Mwahahahaha

30-Jul-2009 20:46:38

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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OMG JERRY YOU DIDNT!

Well at least I have my character -


Uh-oh, Ark bought him out...


*Starts chasing Aries around with a giant eraser*


HOW DARE YOU TURN ON MEEE!!!! I'LL ERASE YOOOUUUU!!!!!


As for the hiss, i'll just playback biomaster's du-du-duu theme and make THAT the soundtrack! I'll call it...."Du-du-duuu!"


As for you Jerry...Your wife says she wants a divorce.

~/*\~W!G|W@M126~/*\~
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

31-Jul-2009 13:26:10

Ark Von Doom

Ark Von Doom

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That's your closing comment; completely uncalled for O_o But true...

(Runs away crying in a giant robot that fires lasers at civilians as it steps on buildings)

And right after I saw the last Azumanga Daioh too; I'm very emotional right now O_o O_o O_o

(Robot fires a missile which destroys Wigwam's zip code)

Waaaah; when I'm sad I do evil things! Oh wait... I always do evil things! WAAAAAAAH!

31-Jul-2009 21:04:30

Random Kate
Sep Member 2013

Random Kate

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*stares at sister*
C'mon! My roleplay idea would be awesome! We're all a bunch of random people!

First main main character that comes to my mind that died of poison was Romeo! Well.. his anime counterpart was different. BUT STILL!

01-Aug-2009 00:51:48

Ark Von Doom

Ark Von Doom

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Romeo falls under both Tragically inclined and Love interest; in general shakespearian characters tend to have stuff like that happen to them in his tragedies so Shakespeare doods don't count :@


Romeo... anime counterpart O_o They made an anime of Romeo and Juliet!?

P.S: What threads do you RP on Cathrine? And what's the idea?

01-Aug-2009 01:17:44 - Last edited on 01-Aug-2009 01:27:07 by Ark Von Doom

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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Yea, what Ark said...Only with emotions, unlike Ark's heartless soul!


...Accually, I think he's kinda cool...


WHO SAID THAT?!?!?!


...I want his Autograph...


GGAAAHHH!!!! DIDNT I SHOOT YOU OFF A CLIFF?!!?


...Accually, by amazing luck i fell on a passing truck filled with-...


Manure? Smelled like it.


...Well now i'm back for my revenge, so if you'd let me kill you now...


You? Kill meh? YOU DON"T HAVE THE GUTS!


...duh, i'm just a drug induced dream of your insane and unstable mind, created as an illusion from the space time continuem's constant contrary feedback from the brain, causing you to dream me and all of your...others...


Whaa? So that time i met steve-


...fake...


That time i was at-


...Fake...


That bad dream about truck driver Tim-


...True...


WOA! This shows I really need to get into science...


*goes to college, does amazingly well in several fields, and gets 20 masters degrees in 2 days*


Well now that i've hung my degrees on the office walls, signed all of the fan's baby's foreheads, and rejected all of the 1m per hour job offers, time to sit back and wonder why my life sucks!


WE NOW INTERUPT THIS LOCAL BROADCAST TO INFORM YOU THAT GODZILLA HAS BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL. THAT IS ALL.


-And thats the true secret of the universe and all of its co-partner!

*END OF "WIGWAM'S PLAYHOUSE HOUR" Airing*


Well now that i have 999m from that show-


...Wait, so none of that happened?...


Not a bit.


...So it was kinda like a dream?...


More like a joke.


...But wouldnt people be kinda angry they sat through all of that to find out it was fake?...


I think they would more of enjoy the ride, on my part.


...I dunno man, I think you just made several people reeeaaally angry...


Well at least it didn't end like the sopranos were it just cut off in mid-sen


*/*\~W!G|W@M126~/*\~
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

01-Aug-2009 02:31:56

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