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Ark Von Doom

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Hmm... if Lev can go into one body and out another with such speeds, why dosn't he jump in a body, make it attack a second person, switch to the second body and make it attack a third person, and onwards in an endless cycle of people hitting eachother O_o It would be like the Three Stooges... if they all had swords!



It hits the ground. Now the two were able to see Raven's actual face. But Ba'al seemed shocked when he saw who was under the mask. And Marcello seemed shocked and angry. He was...

The Secret of Raven, Take 1:

Wigwam.

Marcello: My god! Wigwam the Noob-Slayer has finally made it into Crimson! Huh. I see why he wears the mask now. RUN AWAY!

Ba'al: (Thw**k)

To Wigwam: Oh dear, you are dead.

Marcello: That works too I guess. Wonder what he dropped... Is this... Tapioca?




The Secret of Raven, Take 2:

Dante.

Marcello: Who are you?

Dante: I'm the star of another story.

Marcello:...

Dante:...

Marcello: Well I'm Marcello*****'al: Ba'al.

Salomon: Salomon!

Marcello: Shaddup, nobody likes you.

(Saloman cries and walks away)

Dante: So... Random godsword duel anyone?

Marcello: Heck yeah!




The Secret of Raven, Take 3:

Alrous.

Marcello: *GASP* It's... that villain!

Alrous: Yes! I am that villain, here to dominate the world in yet another thread!

Dante: Thgin eht fo ssenkard eht ecreip ot sesir nus eht, dinw eht htiw swolb taht dans dna trid eht hguoht!

Alrous: AHHH! (Explodes)

Marcello: What in the world wa that!?

Dante: The first sentence of the World in Flames. Only when said backwards may Alrous be banished back to his evil realm. Denny's.

Marcello: and who are you?

Dante: Sort of explained that last parody. So... Random godsword duel anyone?

Marcello: Heck yeah!

05-Sep-2009 04:39:48 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2009 04:40:30 by Ark Von Doom

Ark Von Doom

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The Secret of Raven, Take 4:

Vezyfher.

Vezyfher1: But that doesn't make any sense, I'm right here!

Vezyfher2: Wait, what's that noise?

Fan girls: OMGWELOVEYOUVEZYFHER!

Vezyfher1: My god! When two Vezyfher's combien their babe-itational pull draws all of the girls on the planet!

Vezyfher2: Wait... does that include...

Rosy O'Donnel: BRAAAAINS!!!!

Vezyfher 1&2: AHHHHHH!!!




The Secret of Raven, Take 5:

Kvetch.

Marcello: So who are;

Kvetch: (MUNCH)

Janak: Dibs on Marcello's sword.

Marcello: Wait... I'm still... ali;

Kvetch: (MUNCH)

Lev: Wow... I can't believe that used to be a face.

Biomaster: Hey what are you doing h;

Kvetch: (MUNCH)

Ba'al: wait, what happens when no one's there to write the story? Do we just get cut off midsen




The Secret of Raven, Take 6:

Chuck Norris.

Marcello: Is that; Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris: (Roundhouse Kick)

* * *

Biomaster: And thanks to everyone who...

Marcello: Wait, what just happened?

Ba'al: His kick destroyed the very balance of time and space. We're... at the end of Crimson.

Marcello: So... Crimson 2?

Ba'al: I guess so...

Dante: Hey!

Marcello: Huh? Who are... I feel like I should know this.

Dante: I'm the star of TWIF. And Biomaster's rewriting that next so... I'm sort of the star again.

Marcello: Oh.

Dante: So... Random godsword duel anyone?

Marcello: He-

Ba'al: Heck yeah!

Marcello: Dude, what was that for?

Ba'al: You repeat yourself. Alot.

05-Sep-2009 04:39:51 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2009 04:41:28 by Ark Von Doom

Serene End
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Serene End

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Salomon: Salomon!

Marcello: Shaddup, nobody likes you.

(Saloman cries and walks away)

ROFL XD (most likely my favorite part)

Oh noes! Meh head got bitten off. D: Oh well, I'll just get Alrous to fix me a new head. Alrous.

*sees Alrous is working on some way of entering the story and dominating as supreme ruler of all*

Fine, ignore me. Ya know, I only created you and stuff. But that's no big deal, right?
----
Chuck Norris can easily break through those chains, sis. AND he IS a Godmod. Hello, CHUCK Norris. Chuck as in NumCHUCK. See? :P (yes, I know. It's spelled Nunchaku. But wiki says you can spell it the way I did. So, I win! ^^)

P.S: Because Lev doesn't have dem dhere smarts. Must I remind you? That's like saying: why didn't Alrous just freeze Dante and Spero's limbs and kill them like that? That's because Alrous doesn't have dem dhere smarts. -.-

Alrous: *is disturbed from his work by Biomaster's comments* Excuse me?

You heard me. -.-

Alrous: *turns Biomaster into a pretzel* HA! Who's stupid now?!

*starts eating self* Mmm. I'm delicious. :D !

Alrous: *shuffles eyes* You're not suppose to enjoy! You're suppose to suffer!

*has eaten half of myself* What you sayin', Frankie?

Alrous: *facepalm* Nevermind..
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Of course I won't do that if I were a pretzel. That would hurt. O_o

P.S.S: Rewriting TWIF 1 and 2 is more like a side project, I think. I'm currently thinking of storyline for my next story. I have an idea right now, but I'm not sure it's all that great. It's getting hard to think of ideas, I've used all my default ideas. -.-

~Biomaster7
The end
is only
the beginning...

05-Sep-2009 15:21:25 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2009 15:54:49 by Serene End

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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A guy going into a girl's body?


OKWARD! O_o


THIS! IS! ...Well, I only accually got that far...


*GGAAHHH!!! CLLIIFFHHANNNGGERR?!!?


Hmm...It seems to not be solomon, as Ba'al is suprised...


...we know it isn't anyone else in the group, as they have no unexplained vanishings...


IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE THAT WANTS REVENGE! AND I KNOW JUST WHO!


I believe it's Lieutenant Campbell. He may have been Raven a little before Solomon gave him the boot (and obliviously after), which explains his constant sweating during the chapters he is in as a lieutenant - All of that running around, changing costumes or whatever he did would be a workout. Then of course the mask is, and was, so he could play both sides - Unmasked, a lieutenant close to the enemy and a trusted advisor to solomon - masked, a leader of an advanced unit of fighters for ill-will. I believe it all fits!


Also, Chuck Norris is just pure pwnage. :D


~Wigwam126
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

05-Sep-2009 21:48:15 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2009 22:22:03 by Seph

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