WHO CHALLENGES THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS!?
We all know that Chuck Norris IS pwnage. to prove it, I have a true story.
Once, chuck norris owned an old truck he got at a local dealer. It was a piece of junk, but chuck never gave up on it. Then one day, when Chuck was working on the truck's engine, a drop of his sweat dropped into the engine. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Also, he once won the 1989 poker world championship with an 8 of clubs, a 6 of diamonds, a green uno card, a ten dollar bill, and a get out of jail free card.
And about the time he ate that tornado! now that's a story!
*Reads letter from FakebloodFTW*
Wait...I didn't use that pack...I bought two, wore one, and gave the other to my stunt double....The one I wore obliviously wasn't acid, or that would hurt...Soo.....
*Looks for stunt double, but only finds a puddle of wierd substance*
...Yea, I think i'll be calling my lawyer.
~Wigwam126
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
06-Sep-2009 08:24:57
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