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Random Kate
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I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GODMOD CHALLENGES!

He was defeated in real life (though, a lot more wins than defeats) and he was defeated in movies! Anyway, this case shall drop and I somehow came out victorious. ^^

So, who could this mystery man be? I mean, you must know who, right? It's you!

06-Sep-2009 09:35:10

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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Who knows, we may all be wrong and it just turn out to be ANOTHER mask!


Secret of raven, Attempt num. 578
__________________________________


Another mask!


Marcello: but why another mask!?!?


Raven: I dunno, to add more suspence


Ba'al : Well take that one off, it's tacky!


Marcello: Super-tacky.


Raven: Tacky indeed.


Marcello/Ba'al: WHAAAAAAA!?


Raven:just take it off of me already. O_o


The little yellow AOL person!?



Ba'al: OMG IT'S SO CUTE! :D


Marcello: O_o


No wonder ba'al was suprised - it's cuteness stunned him momentarily!


if only, if only...


~Wigwam126
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

06-Sep-2009 17:12:32 - Last edited on 06-Sep-2009 17:15:50 by Seph

Serene End
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Serene End

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Who knew Ba'al thought the little AOL person was cute? O_o

And here I am thinking he didn't like anything! I guess you really can't judge a book by it's cover! ^_^

My whole view on Ba'al has change. Next time he uses an attack with his scythe, it's going to shoot little AOL people with that reaaaally annoying beep sound while you're connecting to the internet.

Or maybe it'll repeat the words "You've got mail!" alot.

P.S: *shuffles eyes* Wait! I thought I blew that house up! How did it rebuilt so quickly?...Unless..

I TRAVELED THROUGH TIME!!!! O_o O_o

But where are der flyin' cars!?

P.S.S: Chuck Norris is awesome. I don't care how many movies you can throw out! Chuck Norris can swim on land, dammit!

~Biomaster7
The end
is only
the beginning...

07-Sep-2009 01:41:32 - Last edited on 07-Sep-2009 01:41:54 by Serene End

Ark Von Doom

Ark Von Doom

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Don't I get at least a little evil credit for bringing the subject back up :( By the way...

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Twice.

Oogle won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

* * *

(A car flies by from a nearby office building, on fire, and crashes into AOL headquarters. Windsor steps out of the office building and pushes his sunglasses up on his face.)

Windsor: Well that was A flying car. Wanna see another?










P.S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

07-Sep-2009 03:18:52 - Last edited on 07-Sep-2009 03:40:03 by Ark Von Doom

Seph
Jun Member 2008

Seph

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Chuck norris doesn't have doors in his home - just walls that he walks through. O_o


Chuck norris is just....pwnage...


I want meh chapter!


I want it so badly...I'd burn down...everything! :o


Naa, just exited in a wierd way. :D


~Wigwam126
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith

07-Sep-2009 07:58:38

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JK :) now i think that You should improve your "evil" characters a bit. Do not think that just because villains are like that in movies that you should make them like that. saying "Muhaha" is not impressive. Also Evil guys should not talk as much as they do. Hope you appreciate my advice. You have given me much more help with my story than I can help you (there are not that many areas where you need help) :D oh yeah and WigW@m I still think you are a jerk.

07-Sep-2009 14:43:46 - Last edited on 07-Sep-2009 14:44:34 by [#XJG4QTEXR]

Serene End
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Serene End

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But, but..

Alrous: How did you become human again?!

Abaddon: This world shall be miiiiine!!!

Nyx: Muhahahaha!

Cameron: RAWR!

Darker Dante: Aren't I suppose to be dead?

Acubens: Yeah, same.

Salomon: *sips tea* I'm not evil! I am justice!

Alfred: You mean, 'just us', right?

Salomon:...No...

Angelo: You all need to shut up. -_-

Lev: Yeah, I agree.

Cassius: But I'm not evil! I was good in the end!! O_o

Khalid, Alberto, Zechariah, Jacob: *starts making random sound effects*
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Well, I guess I kind of do need some improvement. o.o In any case, I'll try to make 'em more...evil like...>.>..

Thanks for advice, Genius Dog. I appreciate it. :)

OMG! FLYING CARZZZZZZ!!! O_O!!!! Gimme one!

P.S: Ark's Chuck Norris jokes owned. :o
The end
is only
the beginning...

07-Sep-2009 16:04:03 - Last edited on 07-Sep-2009 16:05:43 by Serene End

Ark Von Doom

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As the master of villainy, I give you this report.

The best villains either can't shut up or say very little. But the main villain always feels a need to tell everyone his plan; it's his way of showing his superiority that he could think of such an intricate plot. This, coined by the Incredible's, is known as monologuing. It is the way a villain shows his ego.

Also, all of the best villains have a semi-unique laugh. Mwahahaha is good, but makes the villain seem stereotyped, though this can be used to hilarious effect. Bwahahaha usually indicates a larger, less intelligent villain or a bumbling villain. Nyahaha is for female villains, Kwahaha is for powerful but somewhat mad villains, Hahahaha indicates that the villain beleives he will lose whatever confrontation he is in; it is a last resrot laugh. Hehehe is for criminals and shady characters, Kekeke is for people that are at least a little out of their mind, Hohoho is either for Santa or villains that are trying to act very large or powerful or very wise villains. Heeheehee is for little girl villains, as is Teeheehee. Fwahaha is for villains that have some sort of strange accent. Keheehe... I've only seen once and was used by brainwashed cultists; take that how you will.

There are of course exceptions to the above rules. Some villains have no evil laugh; this however is either due to the fact that they are so minor to the plotline that they have not earned the right to laugh, or because they are not supposed to be shown in a villainous light. One good example is villain's who honestly beleive that what they are doing will help the world; it would ruin the effect if they suddenly let out an evil laugh now wouldn't it?

Then we have the silent villain. They are silent for the simple reason that it makes them more intimidating. A silent person can show no fear or pain; at least not with their words. This makes the villain looks powerful by making him look unstoppable, at least to the heros.

Evilly,

Ark Von Doom

08-Sep-2009 00:30:24

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