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*grabs torch* ..
..FIRE!@!@!@!
~Biomaster7
..FIRE!@!@!@!
~Biomaster7
The end
is only
the beginning...
11-Aug-2009 07:27:46
Bullet-proof glass?
This isn't Machine Gun time, is it? 'Cause I like that time!
Perhaps I entered the Matrix again without knowing.
Maybe RuneScape mixed with Halo, creating MechScape.
Ooor maybe I entered some uber-super-violent-crazy-bloody-gory-mash&smash-murderous-fighting-monstrous-massacre movie that's going to cause all the parents to tell their children to "NEVA WHATCH DA MOVIE!@!@!@"
Or maybe I got lost in the Terminator again. Where's Arnold when you need him!?!
~Biomaster7
This isn't Machine Gun time, is it? 'Cause I like that time!
Perhaps I entered the Matrix again without knowing.
Maybe RuneScape mixed with Halo, creating MechScape.
Ooor maybe I entered some uber-super-violent-crazy-bloody-gory-mash&smash-murderous-fighting-monstrous-massacre movie that's going to cause all the parents to tell their children to "NEVA WHATCH DA MOVIE!@!@!@"
Or maybe I got lost in the Terminator again. Where's Arnold when you need him!?!
~Biomaster7
The end
is only
the beginning...
11-Aug-2009 07:50:35
Biomaster - the cake is a lie.
Did you take the small blue pill?
And on the subject at hand.....
MACHINE GUN TIME!!!! AHAHAAAAHHHHHAAA!!!!
*starts firing countless machine guns somehow all at once, destroying a medevial village.*
Woman: AAHH!!! Call the first brigade!
*people then all come to put out the fire*
villager:This happens every time Wigwam126 posts another stupid story!
*the villagers all look to the camera and yell:
everyone: LEAVE US ALONE, WIGWAM!!!
_-_-_-In other news!-_-_-_
Wigwam126 has just smashed his favorite vase-
WAIT, WHAT?!
OMG NNNOOOO!!!!
*Goes back in time, approaches a car dressed as a cop, and asks the man if he has seen a child, whom i show a picture of. The man screams and speeds off.*
Well that didnt work...
Time to retun to the scene of the crime!
Guy: ok, so the vase was found broken on the floor, with the windows all open, doors all open wide, ceiling with holes in them, and tunnels leading into the house - how could they possibly have gotten in?!
Wigwam: We now dust for finger prints, search for hair or dna, and - oh wait, i forgot that that vase was a replica, i have the real one being cleaned!
CASE SOLVED!
_-_-_-Next time on TWIF:CSI-_-_-_
Commercial: Avoid it. prevent it. stop it. Help prevent the noob desease, join the noob awareness group, helping save lives for 20 years.
hmm...anyone ever seen that commercial were a guy gets kicked in the face with a steel-toed boot? of course not, no one has - i just made it up!
Well im getting pretty tired...think i should get some sleep...
Adverter: wait, dont sleep - drink 200 hour energy! it works guarrenteed for 200 hours!
Sounds good, i think i'll try it!
*Does amiazing for the next 199 hours but at 200 crashes instantly and goes into a super-sonic sleep*
~Wigwam126 "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
Did you take the small blue pill?
And on the subject at hand.....
MACHINE GUN TIME!!!! AHAHAAAAHHHHHAAA!!!!
*starts firing countless machine guns somehow all at once, destroying a medevial village.*
Woman: AAHH!!! Call the first brigade!
*people then all come to put out the fire*
villager:This happens every time Wigwam126 posts another stupid story!
*the villagers all look to the camera and yell:
everyone: LEAVE US ALONE, WIGWAM!!!
_-_-_-In other news!-_-_-_
Wigwam126 has just smashed his favorite vase-
WAIT, WHAT?!
OMG NNNOOOO!!!!
*Goes back in time, approaches a car dressed as a cop, and asks the man if he has seen a child, whom i show a picture of. The man screams and speeds off.*
Well that didnt work...
Time to retun to the scene of the crime!
Guy: ok, so the vase was found broken on the floor, with the windows all open, doors all open wide, ceiling with holes in them, and tunnels leading into the house - how could they possibly have gotten in?!
Wigwam: We now dust for finger prints, search for hair or dna, and - oh wait, i forgot that that vase was a replica, i have the real one being cleaned!
CASE SOLVED!
_-_-_-Next time on TWIF:CSI-_-_-_
Commercial: Avoid it. prevent it. stop it. Help prevent the noob desease, join the noob awareness group, helping save lives for 20 years.
hmm...anyone ever seen that commercial were a guy gets kicked in the face with a steel-toed boot? of course not, no one has - i just made it up!
Well im getting pretty tired...think i should get some sleep...
Adverter: wait, dont sleep - drink 200 hour energy! it works guarrenteed for 200 hours!
Sounds good, i think i'll try it!
*Does amiazing for the next 199 hours but at 200 crashes instantly and goes into a super-sonic sleep*
~Wigwam126 "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?" -Jaden Smith
11-Aug-2009 09:24:08
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