Ark? Getting a happy ending?
Not on my watch!
I must stop Ark...but how....hmm...
I got it! the ultima weapon...erm....plan...
I will now have a magical giraffe get me an eye of newt so i can make a magical potion that will make one man crazy, and in turn he will murder a woman, putting a wierd detective on the case, whom spills coffee on a man's laptop, destroying it, causing the man to go insane, making him get 99 fm, causing another guy to hate fires, making the human torch really upset, which makes his maid quit her job, who then goes to las vegas and hits a jackpot, who then funds the TWIF restoration project, whom the people of will carve statues of dante, whom dante will comment "those statues make me look fat!", which will make the man who carved the statues suicidal, which will then impact the second back to the future movie, and then harrison ford will want to make another indiana jones movie called "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Walker of Doom", which will make people think whips make you look old, thus prices will drop huge, making many players hate me and my magical giraffe, thus many will try to change it by getting the magical keyboard, thus some level 138 will finally get it, and i shall bribe him to hand it over in exchange for his life back, thus i will have the power to destroy ark, saving the TRUE badass in genral the embarresment of Ark, and learn the true secret of Coffee and why it's so good.
IT ALL WORKS OUT PERFECTLY! All I need is a magical giraffe that can fetch an eye of newt! wonder if I could just hire a noob to "pHrEe $tuFh pL0X!" the local zoo out of a giraffe...
Also can someone tell me why a passed out and slime covered Spero is in my livingroom?
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