“Oh, all those hot readers, that’s right!” exclaimed the clown, “Hey do you think I could get my hands on one of them? I‘d like to take them and-”
“Censored!” shouted the girl, “Please Mr., Mrs., Ms., or Dr., forum-slash-jmod, do not listen to Mr. Imay, as he was NOT going to say anything inappropriate involving extreme torture and or brutal murder.”
“I most certainly was!” protested the clown, “Don’t you know, there is nothing more arousing then listening to someone scream in agony, and beg for mercy while they are sent into endless despair by excruciating pain given at the hands of a soulless, sadistic, torturer. It just makes me want to- OW! Why the heck did you cut my arm off?”
“Look you,” replied the red-head, holding a bloody chain-saw, *The author has no black marks, and he’d prefer to keep it that way. But that will be very difficult if you go around talking about your fantasies.*
*What’s wrong with them?” asked the clown, “Being turned on by the suffering of helpless prisoners is perfectly normal!”
“That’s it,” said the red-head, as she cut off the clown’s head with her chain saw.
“Aw really?!” exclaimed the clown’s head after it had rolled to a stop, *Do you know how long it will take to reattach myself and… oo… my body is a blood fountain, awesome. It’s so touching I feel like… wait, as a disembodied head I have no hands… no!*
*Shut up or I’ll put you in… THE BOX.” said the red-head.
“Woah, isn’t that going a little far, Ece?” asked Rose.
“She’s not really going to use the box is she Rose?” asked the curly haired boy.
“String ginko2758 equals “Not the dreaded box of death.” semicolon,” said Ginko, “System dot out dot println open parenthesis ginko2758 close parenthises semicolon. Run.”
“Ginko,” said Rose, “If you speak in java one more time, I’ll put you in the box.”
“Gasp!” shouted Ginko.
“Pansies!” shouted the clown head, “I’m not afraid of the box!” "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."
“Censored!” shouted the girl, “Please Mr., Mrs., Ms., or Dr., forum-slash-jmod, do not listen to Mr. Imay, as he was NOT going to say anything inappropriate involving extreme torture and or brutal murder.”
“I most certainly was!” protested the clown, “Don’t you know, there is nothing more arousing then listening to someone scream in agony, and beg for mercy while they are sent into endless despair by excruciating pain given at the hands of a soulless, sadistic, torturer. It just makes me want to- OW! Why the heck did you cut my arm off?”
“Look you,” replied the red-head, holding a bloody chain-saw, *The author has no black marks, and he’d prefer to keep it that way. But that will be very difficult if you go around talking about your fantasies.*
*What’s wrong with them?” asked the clown, “Being turned on by the suffering of helpless prisoners is perfectly normal!”
“That’s it,” said the red-head, as she cut off the clown’s head with her chain saw.
“Aw really?!” exclaimed the clown’s head after it had rolled to a stop, *Do you know how long it will take to reattach myself and… oo… my body is a blood fountain, awesome. It’s so touching I feel like… wait, as a disembodied head I have no hands… no!*
*Shut up or I’ll put you in… THE BOX.” said the red-head.
“Woah, isn’t that going a little far, Ece?” asked Rose.
“She’s not really going to use the box is she Rose?” asked the curly haired boy.
“String ginko2758 equals “Not the dreaded box of death.” semicolon,” said Ginko, “System dot out dot println open parenthesis ginko2758 close parenthises semicolon. Run.”
“Ginko,” said Rose, “If you speak in java one more time, I’ll put you in the box.”
“Gasp!” shouted Ginko.
“Pansies!” shouted the clown head, “I’m not afraid of the box!” "He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."
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