“Really now?* asked Zamorak, “Bandos is here?”
“As am I,” a musical voice proclaimed, as a large crystal grew from the crack Bandos had made in the earth. The crystal stood for a moment, then shattered, releasing a ethereal lady into the midst of the gods.
“Good day to you, sister,” said Guthix.
“And likewise, brother,” replied the goddess, “Oh, in answer to your question Zamorak, the Menaphite Pantheon and Marimbo decided not to observe this ritual.”
“Wimps,” said Zamorak, “Well, of course, every one of the gods is a wimp compared to me, but Marimbo and the Men-fight-pants-are-on are even weaker than these losers.”
“Arrogant as always, I see,” sighed Azzanadra, “I honestly cannot wait for my lord to wipe that smug look off your face, Zamorak.”
“Ha ha!” laughed Zamorak, “Jokes on you Azzy; Zaros can’t do anything to me because he is dead. D-E-A-D, dead!”
“Exactly who is dead?”
At the sound of this new voice Zamorak screamed, “Eek!” and ran behind a boulder. As he did so tendrils of darkness gathered before the gods and materialized into a figure in a black cloak whose features were concealed by shadows, save a pair of glowing eyes, and a violet symbol which floated before his forehead. Looking disdainfully at the cowering Zamorak, the figure spoke, “I must say,” he said, “I am somewhat impressed Zamorak, you finally learned to spell simple words.”
“Z-Z-Z-Zaros!” exclaimed Zamorak, poking his head out from behind the boulder, “I-I-I’m not s-s-scared of you!”
“So he says, as he trembles behind a rock,” observed Zaros.
“Listen you!” said Zamorak nervously, “I’m a god now! So… so you can’t hurt me!”
“If you’re a god, why haven’t you noticed yet?” asked Zaros.
“Who be that?” asked Bandos as he looked over Zaros, “Oh well, it no matter, me will squish!*
Turning to Guthix, Zaros said, “Let me clarify something; your edicts do not apply to god-vs.-god fights, do they?”
“Not as long as the damage to this world art minimal,” replied Guthix.
"He appears in the Form of a Man with many Countenances; and he hath a Book in his right hand. His Office is to teach all Arts and Sciences unto any; and to declare the Secret Counsel of any one."
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